To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Wine (1)/T/ loadcard Wine (1)/T/ loadcard Wine (1)/T/ loadcard Wine (1)/T/ loadcard Beer (2)/T/ loadcard Beer (2)/T/ loadcard Beer (2)/T/ loadcard Beer (2)/T/ loadcard Froo-Froo Girly Drink (3)/T/ loadcard Froo-Froo Girly Drink (3)/T/ loadcard Froo-Froo Girly Drink (3)/T/ loadcard Mixed Drink (4)/T/ loadcard Mixed Drink (4)/T/ loadcard Mixed Drink (4)/T/ loadcard Tequila Shot (5)/T/ loadcard Tequila Shot (5)/T/ loadcard Long Island Iced Tea (7)/T/ loadcard Spark of Interest (1)/T/ loadcard Spark of Interest (1)/T/ loadcard Spark of Interest (1)/T/ loadcard Brilliant Conversation (2)/T/ loadcard Brilliant Conversation (2)/T/ loadcard Brilliant Conversation (2)/T/ loadcard A Round on the House/A/Doubles the value of the bottom card on your pile. loadcard A Round on the House/A/Doubles the value of the bottom card on your pile. loadcard Third Wheel/A/Her friend will not leave you two alone - Divide the score of opponent's stack in half. loadcard Third Wheel/A/Her friend will not leave you two alone - Divide the score of opponent's stack in half. loadcard Interloper/A/Another dude is trying to bag your babe! -- Destroy the last card played by your opponent on his stack. loadcard Interloper/A/Another dude is trying to bag your babe! -- Destroy the last card played by your opponent on his stack. loadcard Interloper/A/Another dude is trying to bag your babe! -- Destroy the last card played by your opponent on his stack. loadcard Nursing the Drinks/A/Destroy the highest value card in your opponent's stack. loadcard Nursing the Drinks/A/Destroy the highest value card in your opponent's stack. loadcard Wingman/A/Your buddy steps in to help. Destroy "Third Wheel" card, if in play. loadcard Wingman/A/Your buddy steps in to help. Destroy "Third Wheel" card, if in play. loadcard Busted/A/Your drunken friends tell her that you're full of crap. Destroy "Mr. Personality" card, if in play. loadcard Ex-Girlfriend/A/Your vindictive ex shows up. Destroy one of your opponent's cards in play. loadcard Mr. Personality/A/You're laying on the charm, and she's buying it. Double the value of your highest card in play. loadcard Platinum Card/A/She thinks you're rich... double the point value of your stack. loadcard Swooping In/A/Now you're the interloper... take a look at opponent's hand, and take one card loadcard No Protection/A/Destroy opponent's stack for being dumb enough not to bring at least one condom in his wallet. loadcard Wingman/A/Your buddy steps in to help. Destroy "Third Wheel" card, if in play. loadcard "I have an appointment tomorrow."/A/She's bailing on you... destroy opponent's stack. loadcard Wingman/A/Your buddy steps in to help. Destroy "Third Wheel" card, if in play. loadcard "Let's go back to my place."/A/Charm, wit, persistence and cocktails win out. She's all yours! Play this card when you have 10 or more points to win the game. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Ladies' Man deck into the Dvorak Engine.