To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Table/T/Seats 4..6 if you're buddies. loadcard Table Switch/T/Those gig cards cost like $50 each, dammit! loadcard Cat6/T/Mmm. Pipes! loadcard Rockband!/T/While in play, all opponent's are unable to use a "Staff" card. loadcard Game Server/T/Scored from a dumpster and able to play CS:S. loadcard Extension Cord/T/Rated to 1.21 Jiggawatts loadcard Staff Meeting/A/Staff cards are out of play for 2 turns. loadcard "MAME cab's up!"/A/Choose one opponent. They lose one turn while everyone plays MAME during setup. loadcard Ghosting/A/Sneak a peek at one opponent's hand. loadcard Portfloating/A/For 3 turns, one table switch can provide connectivity to all tables. loadcard Backtrace/A/All opponent's table switches are offline for 2 turns while they track down someone sharing illegal stuff on the network. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the LAN Party deck into the Dvorak Engine.