Dvorak Export: Kingdom of Loathing deck

Seal Clubber Class Muscle Class Gains +2 in all PvP matchups. You may discard a card at any time to gain +3 for a single Quest or Monster encounter. Card : KillSmiley	Turtle Tamer Class Muscle Class Gains an additional +1 if equipped with any hat. Action: Discard a card to gain three buff tokens. As long as you have any buff tokens, you have +2. At the beginning of your turn, destroy a buff token if you have any. Card : KillSmiley	Pastamancer Class Mysticality Class You may discard a card at any time to gain +3 for a single Quest or Monster encounter. Action: Discard a card. You may play an additional Thing this turn. Card : KillSmiley
Sauceror Class Mysticality Class Any Action card that gives you a temporary bonus gives you double that bonus instead. Action: Discard a card to gain three buff tokens. As long as you have any buff tokens, you have +2. At the beginning of your turn, destroy a buff token if you have any. Card : KillSmiley	Disco Bandit Class Moxie Class If you play no Actions or Things on your turn, you may draw a card. Action: Discard a card to draw a card at random from any player's hand. Card : KillSmiley	Accordion Thief Class Moxie Class You may declare a trade without using an Action. Action: Discard a card to gain three buff tokens. As long as you have any buff tokens, you have +2. At the beginning of your turn, destroy a buff token if you have any. Card : KillSmiley
Naughty Sorceress Quest 20 Thing-Quest This Quest may be attempted by any adventurer at level 5 or higher with at least one of each of the following: beginner, intermediate and expert quest marks. Attempting the quest requires an Action. Reward: You win the game. Huzzah! Card : KillSmiley	Explore the Spooky Forest 4 Action-Quest If your effective level is high enough to complete this quest, flip a coin and call it. If you lose the flip, you fail this quest anyway. Return it to your hand instead of discarding it. Reward: Go up a level and gain a beginner quest mark. Card : KillSmiley	Clear Out the Typical Tavern Cellar 6 Action-Quest Reward: Go up a level and gain a beginner quest mark. Card : KillSmiley

Slay the Boss Bat 5 Action-Quest You must complete this quest twice in a row to earn the reward. Reward: Go up a level and gain a beginner quest mark. Card : KillSmiley	The King of Cobb's Knob 10 Action-Quest You must have a beginner quest mark to attempt this quest. Reward: Go up a level and gain an intermediate quest mark. Card : KillSmiley	The Copse of the Deep Fat Friars 9 Action-Quest If your effective level is high enough to complete this quest, flip a coin and call it. If you lose the flip, you fail this quest anyway. Return it to your hand instead of discarding it. Reward: Go up a level and gain an intermediate quest mark. Card : KillSmiley
Undefile the Cyrpt 11 Action-Quest Reward: Go up a level, draw a card and gain an intermediate quest mark. Card : KillSmiley	Climb Mt. McLargeHuge 13 Action-Quest You must complete this quest twice in a row to earn the reward. Reward: Go up a level and gain an expert quest mark. Card : KillSmiley	Aid The Baron Rof L'm Fao 13 Action-Quest You must discard a card to attempt this quest. Reward: Go up a level, draw a card and gain an expert quest mark. Card : KillSmiley
The Falling Trash Mystery 14 Action-Quest If your effective level is high enough to complete this quest, flip a coin and call it. If you lose the flip, you fail this quest anyway. Return it to your hand instead of discarding it. Reward: Go up a level, draw two cards and gain an expert quest mark. Card : KillSmiley	Kentucky-style derby +1 Equipment-Hat Card : KillSmiley	Meat cowboy hat +2 Equipment-Hat Card : KillSmiley

Traffic cone +3 Equipment-Hat Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher. Card : KillSmiley	Miner's helmet +4 Equipment-Hat Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher. Card : KillSmiley	f3d0r4 +5 Equipment-Hat Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 3 or higher. Card : KillSmiley
Mohawk wig +6 Equipment-Hat Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 4 or higher. Card : KillSmiley	Star hat +7 Equipment-Hat Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 4 or higher. Card : KillSmiley	Sweet ninja sword +1 Equipment-Weapon Card : KillSmiley
Rubber axe +2 Equipment-Weapon Card : KillSmiley	Flaming crutch +3 Equipment-Weapon Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher. Card : KillSmiley	Crowbarrr +4 Equipment-Weapon Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher. Card : KillSmiley

Oversized pizza cutter +5 Equipment-Weapon Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 3 or higher. Card : KillSmiley	Potato pistol +6 Equipment-Weapon Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 4 or higher. Card : KillSmiley	Ridiculously huge sword +7 Equipment-Weapon Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 4 or higher. Card : KillSmiley
Studded leather boxer shorts +1 Equipment-Pants Card : KillSmiley	Frilly skirt +2 Equipment-Pants Card : KillSmiley	Filthy corduroys +3 Equipment-Pants Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher. Card : KillSmiley
Paper plate-mail pants +4 Equipment-Pants Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher. Card : KillSmiley	1337 7r0uZ0RZ +5 Equipment-Pants Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 3 or higher. Card : KillSmiley	Yakskin pants +6 Equipment-Pants Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 4 or higher. Card : KillSmiley

Star pants +7 Equipment-Pants Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 4 or higher. Card : KillSmiley	Boris's ring +2 Equipment-Accessory Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer. Card : KillSmiley	Jarlsberg's earring +2 Equipment-Accessory Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer. Card : KillSmiley
Sneaky Pete's breath spray +2 Equipment-Accessory Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer. Card : KillSmiley	Shiny ring +1 Equipment-Accessory Can only be equipped by an adventurer with a beginner quest mark. Card : KillSmiley	Badass belt +2 Equipment-Accessory Can only be equipped by an adventurer with an intermediate quest mark. Card : KillSmiley
Mr. Accessory +4 Equipment-Accessory Can only be equipped by an adventurer with an expert quest mark. When you play this, discard a card. Card : KillSmiley	Pet bugbear 4 Action-Monster Card : KillSmiley	Knob Goblin elite guard 5 Action-Monster If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card. Card : KillSmiley

Orcish frat boy 6 Action-Monster Card : KillSmiley	BASIC elemental 7 Action-Monster If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card at random. If you defeat this monster, gain a level. Card : KillSmiley	sabre-tooth goat 9 Action-Monster If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card. If you defeat this monster, gain a level. Card : KillSmiley
Snowman ninja 11 Action-Monster If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card. If you defeat this monster, gain a level. Card : KillSmiley	Goth giant 13 Action-Monster If you fail to defeat this monster, discard two card. If you defeat this monster, gain a level and draw a card. Card : KillSmiley	Topiary golem 15 Action-Monster If you defeat this monster, gain a level and draw a card. Card : KillSmiley
Tripped over a rock Action-Complication Well, not every adventure is going to be exciting. Discard two cards or you're knocked out and unable to continue. Card : KillSmiley	Robbed by a lowercase L Action-Complication Those guys are extremely annoying. Discard two cards or you'll have to return to town to restock on supplies. Card : KillSmiley	Stalked by the beast with 1,000,000 ears Action-Complication You have no hope of killing it or escaping...without a distraction, that is. Either destroy a piece of Equipment in play that you control or discard an Equipment card from your hand or you'll have to turn back. Card : KillSmiley

Pygoscelis protection racket Action-Complication At a crossroads, you encounter a Perfectly Legitimate toll booth operated by the Penguin Mafia. Either destroy a piece of Equipment in play that you control or discard an Equipment card from your hand as a "donation" or they won't let you pass. Card : KillSmiley	Cursed by the RNG Action-Complication Lady Luck gave you the finger today. You automatically lose any coin flip. Card : KillSmiley	A slight case of poisoning Action-Complication You were stung by a mayonnaise wasp in Seaside Town and poisoned slightly. Not bad enough to make you quit, but it is annoying. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2. Card : KillSmiley
Damage-resistant monsters Action-Complication Jick just implemented damage-resistant monsters in the area, totally ruining the game forever. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2. Card : KillSmiley	Apathy Action-Complication You just really don't feel like doing this quest. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2, but whatever. Card : KillSmiley	PvP Action Choose another player. Compare your effective level against his/hers; either of you may use Actions or abilities to increase level. If your level is highest, you may either go up a level or take a card at random from the loser's hand. If your level is lowest or there's a tie, you lose a level. Card : KillSmiley
PvP Action Choose another player. Compare your effective level against his/hers; either of you may use Actions or abilities to increase level. If your level is highest, you may either go up a level or take a card at random from the loser's hand. If your level is lowest or there's a tie, you lose a level. Card : KillSmiley	PvP Action Choose another player. Compare your effective level against his/hers; either of you may use Actions or abilities to increase level. If your level is highest, you may either go up a level or take a card at random from the loser's hand. If your level is lowest or there's a tie, you lose a level. Card : KillSmiley	PvP Action Choose another player. Compare your effective level against his/hers; either of you may use Actions or abilities to increase level. If your level is highest, you may either go up a level or take a card at random from the loser's hand. If your level is lowest or there's a tie, you lose a level. Card : KillSmiley

Magical Mystical Hippy Stone Thing You may not play PvP cards or be the target of PvP cards. Action: Destroy this Thing. Card : KillSmiley	Barbed-wire fence Thing You gain +1 in all PvP matches. Card : KillSmiley	Potion of temporary gr8ness Action Play this at any time to gain +4 to a single Quest or Monster encounter. Card : KillSmiley
Dyspepsi-cola grenade Action Play this at any time to gain +4 to a single Quest or Monster encounter. Card : KillSmiley	Scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil Action Play this at any time to gain +4 to a single Quest or Monster encounter. Card : KillSmiley	Tomato juice of powerful power Action Play this at any time to gain +3 to a single Quest or Monster encounter. Card : KillSmiley
Plot hole Action Play this at any time to gain +3 to a single Quest or Monster encounter. Card : KillSmiley	Box of sunshine Action Play this at any time to gain +3 to a single Quest or Monster encounter. Card : KillSmiley	Rollover Action Draw one Quest card from the discard pile. Card : KillSmiley

Rollover Action Draw one Quest card from the discard pile. Card : KillSmiley

Jick dropped the database Action Oops! All data rolls back. Each player must either lose a level or give up a quest mark. Level 1 players with no quest marks are unaffected, the lucky n00bs. Card : KillSmiley

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