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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Seal Clubber kingdom_of_loathing class Class Muscle Class Gains +2 in all PvP matchups. You may discard a card at any time to gain +3 for a single Quest or Monster encounter. KillSmiley Turtle Tamer kingdom_of_loathing class Class Muscle Class Gains an additional +1 if equipped with any hat. Action: Discard a card to gain three buff tokens. As long as you have any buff tokens, you have +2. At the beginning of your turn, destroy a buff token if you have any. KillSmiley Pastamancer kingdom_of_loathing class Class Mysticality Class You may discard a card at any time to gain +3 for a single Quest or Monster encounter. Action: Discard a card. You may play an additional Thing this turn. KillSmiley Sauceror kingdom_of_loathing class Class Mysticality Class Any Action card that gives you a temporary bonus gives you double that bonus instead. Action: Discard a card to gain three buff tokens. As long as you have any buff tokens, you have +2. At the beginning of your turn, destroy a buff token if you have any. KillSmiley Disco Bandit kingdom_of_loathing class Class Moxie Class If you play no Actions or Things on your turn, you may draw a card. Action: Discard a card to draw a card at random from any player's hand. KillSmiley Accordion Thief kingdom_of_loathing class Class Moxie Class You may declare a trade without using an Action. Action: Discard a card to gain three buff tokens. As long as you have any buff tokens, you have +2. At the beginning of your turn, destroy a buff token if you have any. KillSmiley Naughty Sorceress Quest kingdom_of_loathing thing_quest Thing-Quest 20 This Quest may be attempted by any adventurer at level 5 or higher with at least one of each of the following: beginner, intermediate and expert quest marks. Attempting the quest requires an Action. Reward: You win the game. Huzzah! KillSmiley Explore the Spooky Forest kingdom_of_loathing action_quest Action-Quest 4 If your effective level is high enough to complete this quest, flip a coin and call it. If you lose the flip, you fail this quest anyway. Return it to your hand instead of discarding it. Reward: Go up a level and gain a beginner quest mark. KillSmiley Clear Out the Typical Tavern Cellar kingdom_of_loathing action_quest Action-Quest 6 Reward: Go up a level and gain a beginner quest mark. KillSmiley Slay the Boss Bat kingdom_of_loathing action_quest Action-Quest 5 You must complete this quest twice in a row to earn the reward. Reward: Go up a level and gain a beginner quest mark. KillSmiley The King of Cobb's Knob kingdom_of_loathing action_quest Action-Quest 10 You must have a beginner quest mark to attempt this quest. Reward: Go up a level and gain an intermediate quest mark. KillSmiley The Copse of the Deep Fat Friars kingdom_of_loathing action_quest Action-Quest 9 If your effective level is high enough to complete this quest, flip a coin and call it. If you lose the flip, you fail this quest anyway. Return it to your hand instead of discarding it. Reward: Go up a level and gain an intermediate quest mark. KillSmiley Undefile the Cyrpt kingdom_of_loathing action_quest Action-Quest 11 Reward: Go up a level, draw a card and gain an intermediate quest mark. KillSmiley Climb Mt. McLargeHuge kingdom_of_loathing action_quest Action-Quest 13 You must complete this quest twice in a row to earn the reward. Reward: Go up a level and gain an expert quest mark. KillSmiley Aid The Baron Rof L'm Fao kingdom_of_loathing action_quest Action-Quest 13 You must discard a card to attempt this quest. Reward: Go up a level, draw a card and gain an expert quest mark. KillSmiley The Falling Trash Mystery kingdom_of_loathing action_quest Action-Quest 14 If your effective level is high enough to complete this quest, flip a coin and call it. If you lose the flip, you fail this quest anyway. Return it to your hand instead of discarding it. Reward: Go up a level, draw two cards and gain an expert quest mark. KillSmiley Kentucky-style derby kingdom_of_loathing equipment_hat Equipment-Hat +1 KillSmiley Meat cowboy hat kingdom_of_loathing equipment_hat Equipment-Hat +2 KillSmiley Traffic cone kingdom_of_loathing equipment_hat Equipment-Hat +3 Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher. KillSmiley Miner's helmet kingdom_of_loathing equipment_hat Equipment-Hat +4 Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher. KillSmiley f3d0r4 kingdom_of_loathing equipment_hat Equipment-Hat +5 Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 3 or higher. KillSmiley Mohawk wig kingdom_of_loathing equipment_hat Equipment-Hat +6 Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 4 or higher. KillSmiley Star hat kingdom_of_loathing equipment_hat Equipment-Hat +7 Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 4 or higher. KillSmiley Sweet ninja sword kingdom_of_loathing equipment_weapon Equipment-Weapon +1 KillSmiley Rubber axe kingdom_of_loathing equipment_weapon Equipment-Weapon +2 KillSmiley Flaming crutch kingdom_of_loathing equipment_weapon Equipment-Weapon +3 Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher. KillSmiley Crowbarrr kingdom_of_loathing equipment_weapon Equipment-Weapon +4 Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher. KillSmiley Oversized pizza cutter kingdom_of_loathing equipment_weapon Equipment-Weapon +5 Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 3 or higher. KillSmiley Potato pistol kingdom_of_loathing equipment_weapon Equipment-Weapon +6 Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 4 or higher. KillSmiley Ridiculously huge sword kingdom_of_loathing equipment_weapon Equipment-Weapon +7 Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 4 or higher. KillSmiley Studded leather boxer shorts kingdom_of_loathing equipment_pants Equipment-Pants +1 KillSmiley Frilly skirt kingdom_of_loathing equipment_pants Equipment-Pants +2 KillSmiley Filthy corduroys kingdom_of_loathing equipment_pants Equipment-Pants +3 Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 2 or higher. KillSmiley Paper plate-mail pants kingdom_of_loathing equipment_pants Equipment-Pants +4 Can only be equipped by an adventurer at Level 3 or higher. KillSmiley 1337 7r0uZ0RZ kingdom_of_loathing equipment_pants Equipment-Pants +5 Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer at Level 3 or higher. KillSmiley Yakskin pants kingdom_of_loathing equipment_pants Equipment-Pants +6 Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer at Level 4 or higher. KillSmiley Star pants kingdom_of_loathing equipment_pants Equipment-Pants +7 Can only be equipped by a Moxie class adventurer at Level 4 or higher. KillSmiley Boris's ring kingdom_of_loathing equipment_accessory Equipment-Accessory +2 Can only be equipped by a Muscle class adventurer. KillSmiley Jarlsberg's earring kingdom_of_loathing equipment_accessory Equipment-Accessory +2 Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer. KillSmiley Sneaky Pete's breath spray kingdom_of_loathing equipment_accessory Equipment-Accessory +2 Can only be equipped by a Mysticality class adventurer. KillSmiley Shiny ring kingdom_of_loathing equipment_accessory Equipment-Accessory +1 Can only be equipped by an adventurer with a beginner quest mark. KillSmiley Badass belt kingdom_of_loathing equipment_accessory Equipment-Accessory +2 Can only be equipped by an adventurer with an intermediate quest mark. KillSmiley Mr. Accessory kingdom_of_loathing equipment_accessory Equipment-Accessory +4 Can only be equipped by an adventurer with an expert quest mark. When you play this, discard a card. KillSmiley Pet bugbear kingdom_of_loathing action_monster Action-Monster 4 KillSmiley Knob Goblin elite guard kingdom_of_loathing action_monster Action-Monster 5 If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card. KillSmiley Orcish frat boy kingdom_of_loathing action_monster Action-Monster 6 KillSmiley BASIC elemental kingdom_of_loathing action_monster Action-Monster 7 If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card at random. If you defeat this monster, gain a level. KillSmiley sabre-tooth goat kingdom_of_loathing action_monster Action-Monster 9 If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card. If you defeat this monster, gain a level. KillSmiley Snowman ninja kingdom_of_loathing action_monster Action-Monster 11 If you fail to defeat this monster, discard a card. If you defeat this monster, gain a level. KillSmiley Goth giant kingdom_of_loathing action_monster Action-Monster 13 If you fail to defeat this monster, discard two card. If you defeat this monster, gain a level and draw a card. KillSmiley Topiary golem kingdom_of_loathing action_monster Action-Monster 15 If you defeat this monster, gain a level and draw a card. KillSmiley Tripped over a rock kingdom_of_loathing action_complication Action-Complication Well, not every adventure is going to be exciting. Discard two cards or you're knocked out and unable to continue. KillSmiley Robbed by a lowercase L kingdom_of_loathing action_complication Action-Complication Those guys are extremely annoying. Discard two cards or you'll have to return to town to restock on supplies. KillSmiley Stalked by the beast with 1,000,000 ears kingdom_of_loathing action_complication Action-Complication You have no hope of killing it or escaping...without a distraction, that is. Either destroy a piece of Equipment in play that you control or discard an Equipment card from your hand or you'll have to turn back. KillSmiley Pygoscelis protection racket kingdom_of_loathing action_complication Action-Complication At a crossroads, you encounter a Perfectly Legitimate toll booth operated by the Penguin Mafia. Either destroy a piece of Equipment in play that you control or discard an Equipment card from your hand as a "donation" or they won't let you pass. KillSmiley Cursed by the RNG kingdom_of_loathing action_complication Action-Complication Lady Luck gave you the finger today. You automatically lose any coin flip. KillSmiley A slight case of poisoning kingdom_of_loathing action_complication Action-Complication You were stung by a mayonnaise wasp in Seaside Town and poisoned slightly. Not bad enough to make you quit, but it is annoying. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2. KillSmiley Damage-resistant monsters kingdom_of_loathing action_complication Action-Complication Jick just implemented damage-resistant monsters in the area, totally ruining the game forever. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2. KillSmiley Apathy kingdom_of_loathing action_complication Action-Complication You just really don't feel like doing this quest. The difficulty rating of the current quest is increased by 2, but whatever. KillSmiley PvP kingdom_of_loathing action Action Choose another player. Compare your effective level against his/hers; either of you may use Actions or abilities to increase level. If your level is highest, you may either go up a level or take a card at random from the loser's hand. If your level is lowest or there's a tie, you lose a level. KillSmiley PvP kingdom_of_loathing action Action Choose another player. Compare your effective level against his/hers; either of you may use Actions or abilities to increase level. If your level is highest, you may either go up a level or take a card at random from the loser's hand. If your level is lowest or there's a tie, you lose a level. KillSmiley PvP kingdom_of_loathing action Action Choose another player. Compare your effective level against his/hers; either of you may use Actions or abilities to increase level. If your level is highest, you may either go up a level or take a card at random from the loser's hand. If your level is lowest or there's a tie, you lose a level. KillSmiley PvP kingdom_of_loathing action Action Choose another player. Compare your effective level against his/hers; either of you may use Actions or abilities to increase level. If your level is highest, you may either go up a level or take a card at random from the loser's hand. If your level is lowest or there's a tie, you lose a level. KillSmiley Magical Mystical Hippy Stone kingdom_of_loathing thing Thing You may not play PvP cards or be the target of PvP cards. Action: Destroy this Thing. KillSmiley Barbed-wire fence kingdom_of_loathing thing Thing You gain +1 in all PvP matches. KillSmiley Potion of temporary gr8ness kingdom_of_loathing action Action Play this at any time to gain +4 to a single Quest or Monster encounter. KillSmiley Dyspepsi-cola grenade kingdom_of_loathing action Action Play this at any time to gain +4 to a single Quest or Monster encounter. KillSmiley Scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil kingdom_of_loathing action Action Play this at any time to gain +4 to a single Quest or Monster encounter. KillSmiley Tomato juice of powerful power kingdom_of_loathing action Action Play this at any time to gain +3 to a single Quest or Monster encounter. KillSmiley Plot hole kingdom_of_loathing action Action Play this at any time to gain +3 to a single Quest or Monster encounter. KillSmiley Box of sunshine kingdom_of_loathing action Action Play this at any time to gain +3 to a single Quest or Monster encounter. KillSmiley Rollover kingdom_of_loathing action Action Draw one Quest card from the discard pile. KillSmiley Rollover kingdom_of_loathing action Action Draw one Quest card from the discard pile. KillSmiley Jick dropped the database kingdom_of_loathing action Action Oops! All data rolls back. Each player must either lose a level or give up a quest mark. Level 1 players with no quest marks are unaffected, the lucky n00bs. KillSmiley