Dvorak Export: Is It Coffee Time Yet deck

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Scopa!
Thing
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Scopa!
Thing
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Scopa!
Thing
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Scopa!
Thing
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Scopa!
Thing
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Scopa!
Thing
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Seven of Coins
Thing
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
The Box
Thing
One point. How do you do this thing again?
Card : Ronaldraygun
Most Cards
Thing
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Most Coins
Thing
One point. Is this a coin?
Card : Ronaldraygun
Fifteen two
Thing - Cribbage points
Two points. Fuck.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Fifteen two
Thing - Cribbage points
Two points.
Card : Ronaldraygun
And a pair
Thing - Cribbage points
Two points.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Two for his nibs.
Thing - Cribbage points
Two points.
Card : Luisa Hall
One for his knob
Thing - Cribbage points
One point. Teehee, knob
Card : Luisa Hall
Run of two
Thing - Cribbage points
Two points.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Run of three
Thing - Cribbage points
Three points.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Long Black
Thing - Coffee
Two points. Real men get to hold an extra card in their hand.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Long Black
Thing - Coffee
Two points. Real men get to hold an extra card in their hand.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Mocha
Thing - Coffee
Half a point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Mocha
Thing - Coffee
Half a point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Marshmallows
Thing
One point. You may only play this if you have a coffee which is not a Long Black
Card : Ronaldraygun
Marshmallows
Thing
One point. You may only play this if you have a coffee which is not a Long Black
Card : Ronaldraygun
Marshmallows
Thing
One point. You may only play this if you have a coffee which is not a Long Black
Card : Ronaldraygun
Latte
Thing - Coffee
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Latte
Thing - Coffee
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Latte
Thing - Coffee
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Cappucino
Thing - Coffee
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Cappucino
Thing - Coffee
One point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Hot Chocolate
Thing - Coffee
Two points. No caffeine; you may only play one action or one thing each turn.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Double shot
Thing - Coffee
One point. Youmaydrawtwocardseachturn.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Stats Assignment
Thing - Assignment
-1 point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Comp Assignment
Thing - Assignment
-1 point.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Modelling Assignment
Thing - Assignment
-1 point. What are we supposed to be doing exactly?
Card : Ronaldraygun
Troy Assignment
Thing - Assignment
-2 points.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Take Home Exam
Thing - Assignment
-1 point.
Card : Chris Lustri
Weekly Tasks
Thing - Assignment
-2 points.
Card : Chris Lustri
Nicole's old notes
Thing
Destroy all stats assignments. Stats assignments may not be played while this card is in play.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Crowded Table
Thing
Everybody's maximum hand size is reduced by one.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Card, card, card, card, card, card
Action
Target player must draw a card within one seconds. If they do not, you may draw a card.
Card : Ronaldraygun
No, we're playing Briscola
Action
Destroy the Seven of Coins
Card : Ronaldraygun
Scopa, Bitches!
Action
Search the discard pile for a Scopa! and put it in front of you
Card : Ronaldraygun
Merlo closing time
Action
End the game. You may only play this card if you have a coffee.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Shit!
Action
A coffee has been spilt, destroy target coffee. Shit!
Card : Ronaldraygun
Have you seen the comic in today's The Australian?
Action
Draw two cards.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Whoops, wrong name
Action
Give control of target coffee to target player.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Michael!
Action
Target player has inadvertantly said the wrong thing. That player may only play one card in their next turn.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Michaeled
Action
Target player discards all point cards from their hand.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Supermichaeled
Action
All point cards in play are destroyed.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Oops, there's one missing
Action
All players discard their hands and are dealt five new cards.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Sorry about the wait on that one
Action
Search the draw pile for a coffee and put it in your hand.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Toss the Boss
Action
Flip a coin. If you guess it correctly you may search the draw pile for a coffee and put it in to play under your control.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Ace of Trumps
Action
Take an Italian card from in front of each player.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Meeting with your supervisor
Action
Target player skips their next turn
Card : Ronaldraygun
I don't understand this game
Action
Choose one: either play two Actions or two Things from your hand this turn.
Card : Ronaldraygun
They're already shuffled
Action
Look at the top five cards of the draw pile and put them back in any order.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Political conversation
Action
All players with a Latte may draw a card.
Card : Ronaldraygun
An Ian hint
Action
Destroy all Comp Assignments.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Fire Drill
Action
Everyone gets an extension, destroy all assignments
Card : Ronaldraygun
Barista in Training
Action
Destroy all coffees. ''Eww, this is burnt. Hey, where's all the chocolate?''
Card : Ronaldraygun
No, I'll just watch this one
Action
Target player skips their next draw
Card : Ronaldraygun
Muggins
Action
Search the discard pile for any Cribbage points and put them in front of you
Card : Ronaldraygun
Haven't you got a class?
Action
Target player discards two cards
Card : Ronaldraygun
To be fair
Action
All players draw a card and then discard a card.
Card : Ronaldraygun
All Nighter
Action
Destroy all your assignments, skip your next turn.
Card : Ronaldraygun
Crushing Insult
Action
Destroy a Thing.
Card : Ronaldraygun

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