To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Scopa!/T/One point.skipcard Scopa!/T/One point.skipcard Scopa!/T/One point.skipcard Scopa!/T/One point.skipcard Scopa!/T/One point.skipcard Scopa!/T/One point.skipcard Seven of Coins/T/One point.skipcard The Box/T/One point. <i>How do you do this thing again?</i>skipcard Most Cards/T/One point.skipcard Most Coins/T/One point. <i>Is this a coin?</i>skipcard Fifteen two/T/Two points. <i>Fuck.</i>skipcard Fifteen two/T/Two points.skipcard And a pair/T/Two points.skipcard Two for his nibs./T/Two points.skipcard One for his knob/T/One point. <i>Teehee, knob</i>skipcard Run of two/T/Two points.skipcard Run of three/T/Three points.skipcard Long Black/T/Two points. Real men get to hold an extra card in their hand.skipcard Long Black/T/Two points. Real men get to hold an extra card in their hand.skipcard Mocha/T/Half a point.skipcard Mocha/T/Half a point.skipcard Marshmallows/T/One point. You may only play this if you have a coffee which is not a Long Blackskipcard Marshmallows/T/One point. You may only play this if you have a coffee which is not a Long Blackskipcard Marshmallows/T/One point. You may only play this if you have a coffee which is not a Long Blackskipcard Latte/T/One point.skipcard Latte/T/One point.skipcard Latte/T/One point.skipcard Cappucino/T/One point.skipcard Cappucino/T/One point.skipcard Hot Chocolate/T/Two points. No caffeine; you may only play one action or one thing each turn.skipcard Double shot/T/One point. Youmaydrawtwocardseachturn.skipcard Stats Assignment/T/-1 point.skipcard Comp Assignment/T/-1 point.skipcard Modelling Assignment/T/-1 point. <i>What are we supposed to be doing exactly?</i>skipcard Troy Assignment/T/-2 points.skipcard Take Home Exam/T/-1 point.skipcard Weekly Tasks/T/-2 points.skipcard Nicole's old notes/T/Destroy all stats assignments. Stats assignments may not be played while this card is in play.skipcard Crowded Table/T/Everybody's maximum hand size is reduced by one.skipcard Card, card, card, card, card, card/A/Target player must draw a card within one seconds. If they do not, you may draw a card.skipcard No, we're playing Briscola/A/Destroy the Seven of Coinsskipcard Scopa, Bitches!/A/Search the discard pile for a Scopa! and put it in front of youskipcard Merlo closing time/A/End the game. You may only play this card if you have a coffee.skipcard Shit!/A/A coffee has been spilt, destroy target coffee. <i>Shit!</i>skipcard Have you seen the comic in today's <i>The Australian</i>?/A/Draw two cards.skipcard Whoops, wrong name/A/Give control of target coffee to target player.skipcard Michael!/A/Target player has inadvertantly said the wrong thing. That player may only play one card in their next turn.skipcard Michaeled/A/Target player discards all point cards from their hand.skipcard Supermichaeled/A/All point cards in play are destroyed.skipcard Oops, there's one missing/A/All players discard their hands and are dealt five new cards.skipcard Sorry about the wait on that one/A/Search the draw pile for a coffee and put it in your hand.skipcard Toss the Boss/A/Flip a coin. If you guess it correctly you may search the draw pile for a coffee and put it in to play under your control.skipcard Ace of Trumps/A/Take an Italian card from in front of each player.skipcard Meeting with your supervisor/A/Target player skips their next turnskipcard I don't understand this game/A/Choose one: either play two Actions or two Things from your hand this turn.skipcard They're already shuffled/A/Look at the top five cards of the draw pile and put them back in any order.skipcard Political conversation/A/All players with a Latte may draw a card.skipcard An Ian hint/A/Destroy all Comp Assignments.skipcard Fire Drill/A/Everyone gets an extension, destroy all assignmentsskipcard Barista in Training/A/Destroy all coffees. ''Eww, this is burnt. Hey, where's all the chocolate?''skipcard No, I'll just watch this one/A/Target player skips their next drawskipcard Muggins/A/Search the discard pile for any Cribbage points and put them in front of youskipcard Haven't you got a class?/A/Target player discards two cardsskipcard To be fair/A/All players draw a card and then discard a card.skipcard All Nighter/A/Destroy all your assignments, skip your next turn.skipcard Crushing Insult/A/Destroy a Thing.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Is It Coffee Time Yet deck into the Dvorak Engine.