Dvorak Export: Irken Invaders Deck

Tak Character While card is in play your card hand size is raised to 6. ---- Action:''' shuffle discard pile, pick a card and add to your hand, if you have more than 6 cards discard down. "I'm a better invader than you could ever be." - Tak Card : Jchasa	Ms. Bitters Character Can only be put in play if you have the Skool card as well and it is in play first. "No leaving class without a hall pass, Zim." - Ms. Bitters Card : Jchasa	Invader Skoodge Character Destroy any non-character card in play. "Skoodge? I thought the Almighty Tallest killed you.." - Zim Card : Jchasa
Tallest Red Character Must be played with the Tallest Purple character card at the same time. ---- Action: Destroy all of an opponents cards in play and in hand, forcing them to draw new cards. "Whoa, whoa whoa. Did you say the Resisty?" - Tallest Purple Card : Jchasa	Tallest Purple Character Must be played with the Tallest Red character card at the same time. ---- Action: Destroy all of an opponents cards in play and in hand, forcing them to draw new cards. "So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet...tall. How is that even possible? How can anything tall be dumb?" - Tallest Red Card : Jchasa	Prof. Membrane Character "" - Tallest Red Card : Jchasa
Dib Character If Alien Autopsy is played, the controller of this card wins the game. "What's the matter? Scared of beans, SPACE BOY?!?" - Dib Card : Jchasa	Gaz Character If the controller of this card also controls a Game Slave 2 and a copy of Piggy Hunter, they win the game. "Are there any video games around here?" - Gaz Card : Jchasa	Zim Character If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game. "But, invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!" - Zim Card : Jchasa

Irken Invaders Card Game Game Rules Irken Invaders are taking over galaxies one by one and they have special plans for earth. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	GIR Alien Technology Zim card must be in play. (by anyone) [whispering] "Say moosey fate!" - GIR Card : Jchasa	GIR's Disguise Alien Tech - Accessory Zim card must be in play.(by anyone),can only be played on GIR. GIR does not count as Alien Tech if this card is in play. "Okay, for you, I'm thinking maybe a dog." - Zim Card : Jchasa
Voot Cruiser Alien Tech - Thing Warning? How could that be? Nothing threatens an Irken voot runner! Card : MagiMaster	Nanosub Alien Tech - Thing Action:Destroy this card, and gain control of any character of an opponents. "" - Zim Card : Jchasa	Space Time Object Replacement Device Alien Tech - Thing Action: Choose a player. Give a thing you control to that player, then take a thing that player controls. Flip a coin. If it is tails, destroy this card. Anybody who would build a space time object replacement device is a complete moron! Card : MagiMaster
MegaDoomer Alien Tech - Thing Action: Destroy this card. Target player must discard one card at random. GIR! Outlet! Before we're noticed! Card : MagiMaster	Voot Carrier Alien Tech - Thing Action: Return the Voot Cruiser from the discard pile to your hand. Hmmm. Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous. Card : MagiMaster	The Massive Alien Tech - Thing "" Card : Jchasa

Duty Mode Alien Tech - Thing Play this only on GIR. If using GIR's action would destroy GIR, destroy this card instead. This time on a dangerously high setting! Card : MagiMaster	Irken Invaders Card Game Game Rules Things - are broken down into: Characters, Alien Tech, Place, and Thing. Actions - are actions. Alien Tech - is further broken down into: Alien Tech - Things, Places, and Accessories. Characters - can only be played on Places, i.e., A place must be in play on your play side before a character may be placed. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	The Mall Place You must have at least two Characters in play. "Hey, Dib. I think I saw a Chupacabra or something going into that parking garage." Card : Jchasa
The Skool Place Move target person you control onto The Skool. Action: Move target person off of The Skool, as long as you do not already control a person not on The Skool. Card : Jchasa	Bloaty's Pizza Hog Place Each player must discard a number of cards, at random, equal to the number of person cards they control. Bloaty's. We're going to Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Pig... commands me! Card : Jchasa	Cesspool Place "" Card : Jchasa
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MiniMoose Thing Action: Look at target player's hand. Oh, uh, that's MiniMoose, my, eh, other sidekick, eh, yeah, mmm. Yup, him with me the whole time! Card : MagiMaster	The Doom Song Thing At the beginning of each player's turn, they must flip a coin. On tails, they lose their turn. If a number of turns are skipped in a row equal to the number of players, destroy this card. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, ... Card : MagiMaster	Master Plan Thing This can only be played on Zim. At the end of your turn, destroy this card if Photographic Evidence is in play. Back to my filthy evil I guess. Card : MagiMaster
The Swollen Eye Thing At the end of your turn, flip a coin. If it is tails, return The Swollen Eye to your hand. Agent Mothman, your fellow Swollen Eyeball members agree to see this presentation of yours at 8:00 sharp tonight. Card : MagiMaster	Photographic Evidence Thing Play this only if some other player controls Zim and some Alien Tech thing. Crop circles magazine's gonna put me on the front cover! Somebody, take one with me standing next to it! Card : MagiMaster	Zim's Disguise Thing This can only be played on Zim. Alien Autopsy and Photographic Evidence cannot be played while this is in play. Master? Where did you go? Where are you? Card : MagiMaster

Game Slave 2 Thing Play this only if you control Batteries and The Mall. And this time, they're back by the awesome power of the Game Slave 2! Card : MagiMaster	Piggy Hunter Thing This can only be played if you control Money and The Mall. Check out these actual game screens. Card : MagiMaster	Batteries Thing But I haven't reached the save point yet! I have to see the zombie hog! Need... batteries! Card : MagiMaster
Money Thing On sale for $19.99 at all Digital Fun pit locations. Lines are forming now! Card : MagiMaster	The PAK Thing Play this card only on a person. That person cannot be destroyed while this is in play. It's taking over my inferior human mind! Card : MagiMaster	Robotic Eyes Thing Action: Destroy this card. Target player must discard their hand and then draw five cards. For me? Oh, you are my bestest friend! Card : MagiMaster
Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles Thing Play this card only on a person. Germs cannot be played on that person. At the beginning of that person's controller's next turn, they must destroy this card and skip the rest of their turn. Wasn't that neat? Thank you for trying micro goggles. If you like what you saw, please order the full version. Card : MagiMaster	blank Unknown www.dvorakgame.co.uk	blank Unknown www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Junk Food Action Play this only if Duty Mode is not in play. Prevent GIR from destroying a card. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn. But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes! Card : MagiMaster	Rubber Piggy Action Choose one: prevent GIR from destroying a card OR destroy Duty Mode. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn. Why my piggy!?! I love-ed you, piggy! I love-ed you! Card : MagiMaster	Deadly Waves of Stupidness Action Play this only if GIR is in play. Target player must discard two cards at random. Stay away from the power amplifier! It's sending out deadly waves of stupidness! Card : MagiMaster
Iggins! Action Take control of target non-person thing. You'll never be a better gamer than me! Play all you want! I'll always be better! Always! Card : MagiMaster	Room with a Moose Action Destroy all person cards on The Skool. Moosey fate, say moosey fate! Card : MagiMaster	Skoolbell Action Move target person onto The Skool. The controller of The Skool gains control of that person. Play this card only if this is possible. I'm laaaate! Card : MagiMaster
Meat Action Destroy Zim. My Tallest, a new child attacked me with meat! Card : MagiMaster	Bologna DNA Action Destroy Dib. No. Subject Dib has been fused with subject Bologna. Card : MagiMaster	Out of Soda Action Destroy Gaz. Dib drank the last soda. He will pay! Card : MagiMaster

Sunlight Action Destroy Miss Bitters. Be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun. Card : MagiMaster	Germs Action Destroy target person. Trying to conquer an alien world? Remember, never under estimate the small threats... like germs! Card : MagiMaster	Giant Water Balloon Action Play this only if you control the Voot Cruiser. Destroy target thing. Now that I have access to your water balloon technology, I will annihilate you down to your every last cell! Card : MagiMaster
Screaming Temporal Doom Action Play this only if you control a person. Destroy target person and the person you control. Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom! Card : MagiMaster	Operation Impending Doom II Action Shuffle the discard pile (including this card) back into the draw pile, then draw one card. Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you. Card : MagiMaster	Obey Pustulio Action Look at target player's hand. Take one card from their hand and put it in yours. If you tell me, I'll let you hold Pustulio's little hand. Card : MagiMaster
Skip Skool Action If you control Zim, outside of The Skool, choose one: Return Master Plan from the discard pile to your hand OR destroy Photographic Evidence. If you control Dib, outside of The Skool, return Photographic Evidence from the discard pile to your hand. Zim wasn't in class today, Gaz. Card : MagiMaster	Irken Persuasion Action Look at target player's hand. They must discard one card of your choice. Now watch as I unleash the full power of Irken persuasion! Card : MagiMaster	Ultra-Peepi Action Destroy target non-person thing. Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster? Card : MagiMaster

Mall Security Action Play this card only if The Mall is in play. Target player must discard two cards. The FBI! Nothing but amateurs! No, my friend, I'm afraid your tangling with someone far worse than the FBI. You just crossed... mall security! Card : MagiMaster	Space Meat Action Counter Germs or destroy Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn. As even more advances in the field of space meat have been made and applied to what is now known as operation meat. Card : MagiMaster	The Great Foodening Action Target player loses their next turn. Flip a coin. If it's tails, you also lose your next turn. The foodening! It's beginning! Snacking... so powerful! Card : MagiMaster
Prisoner 777 Action Search the draw pile for any alien tech card. Put that card into your hand, then shuffle the draw pile. The Tallest's command ship!?! That would be wrong! It'd infuriate the Armada! I designed that ship, you know. Here you go. Card : MagiMaster	Action Return one card from the discard pile to your hand. And now, the man without whom this world falls into chaos, and the inventor of super toast! Card : MagiMaster	Security Clearance Action Action: "" - Zim Card : Jchasa
Destroy the World Action This can only be played if you control Zim, Voot Cruise, Master Plan and Doomsday Device. Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir? Card : MagiMaster	Bees Action Destroy an Alien Tech thing other than GIR. Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against... the bees! Card : MagiMaster	Alien Autopsy Action Play this only if you control Dib, The Swollen Eye and Photographic Evidence. Soon your Zim guts will be strewn all over an autopsy table. Card : MagiMaster

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Earth Planet "" - Zim Card : Jchasa	Callnowia Planet "" - Zim Card : Jchasa	Blorch Planet "" - Zim Card : Jchasa
Taoola and Charcunga Planet "" - Zim Card : Jchasa	Foodcourtia Planet "" - Zim Card : Jchasa	Conventia Planet "" - Zim Card : Jchasa

Devastis Planet "" - Zim Card : Jchasa	Mars Planet "" - Zim Card : Jchasa	Mecury Planet "" - Zim Card : Jchasa
Hobo 13 Planet "It's the, um... finest military training planet ever! Zim, on Hobo 13 you'll be torn limb from limb!" - Card : Jchasa	Mr. President Man Character "" Card : Jchasa	Lawn Gnomes Thing "" Card : Jchasa
Keef Character "" Card : Jchasa	Place "" Card : Jchasa	Place "" Card : Jchasa

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