To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Tak/T/While card is in play your card hand size is raised to 6. ---- Action: shuffle discard pile, pick a card and add to your hand, if you have more than 6 cards discard down. (""I'm a better invader than you could ever be." - Tak")skipcard Ms. Bitters/T/Can only be put in play if you have the Skool card as well and it is in play first. (""No leaving class without a hall pass, Zim." - Ms. Bitters")skipcard Invader Skoodge/T/Destroy any non-character card in play. (""Skoodge? I thought the Almighty Tallest killed you.." - Zim")skipcard Tallest Red/T/Must be played with the Tallest Purple character card at the same time. ---- Action: Destroy all of an opponents cards in play and in hand, forcing them to draw new cards. (""Whoa, whoa whoa. Did you say the Resisty?" - Tallest Purple")skipcard Tallest Purple/T/Must be played with the Tallest Red character card at the same time. ---- Action: Destroy all of an opponents cards in play and in hand, forcing them to draw new cards. (""So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet...tall. How is that even possible? How can anything tall be dumb?" - Tallest Red")skipcard Prof. Membrane/T/ (""" - Tallest Red")skipcard Dib/T/If Alien Autopsy is played, the controller of this card wins the game. (""What's the matter? Scared of beans, SPACE BOY?!?" - Dib")skipcard Gaz/T/If the controller of this card also controls a Game Slave 2 and a copy of Piggy Hunter, they win the game. (""Are there any video games around here?" - Gaz")skipcard Zim/T/If Destroy the World is played, the controller of this card wins the game. (""But, invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!" - Zim")loadcard Irken Invaders Card Game/T/Irken Invaders are taking over galaxies one by one and they have special plans for earth.skipcard GIR/A/Zim card must be in play. (by anyone) ("[whispering] "Say moosey fate!" - GIR")skipcard GIR's Disguise/A/Zim card must be in play.(by anyone),can only be played on GIR. GIR does not count as Alien Tech if this card is in play. (""Okay, for you, I'm thinking maybe a dog." - Zim")skipcard Voot Cruiser/A/ ("Warning? How could that be? Nothing threatens an Irken voot runner!")skipcard Nanosub/A/Action:Destroy this card, and gain control of any character of an opponents. (""" - Zim")skipcard Space Time Object Replacement Device/A/Action: Choose a player. Give a thing you control to that player, then take a thing that player controls. Flip a coin. If it is tails, destroy this card. ("Anybody who would build a space time object replacement device is a complete moron!")skipcard MegaDoomer/A/Action: Destroy this card. Target player must discard one card at random. ("GIR! Outlet! Before we're noticed!")skipcard Voot Carrier/A/Action: Return the Voot Cruiser from the discard pile to your hand. ("Hmmm. Computer, disguise the carrier. Something less conspicuous.")skipcard The Massive/A/ ("""")skipcard Duty Mode/A/Play this only on GIR. If using GIR's action would destroy GIR, destroy this card instead. ("This time on a dangerously high setting!")loadcard Irken Invaders Card Game/T/Things - are broken down into: Characters, Alien Tech, Place, and Thing. Actions - are actions. Alien Tech - is further broken down into: Alien Tech - Things, Places, and Accessories. Characters - can only be played on Places, i.e., A place must be in play on your play side before a character may be placed.skipcard The Mall/T/You must have at least two Characters in play. (""Hey, Dib. I think I saw a Chupacabra or something going into that parking garage."")skipcard The Skool/T/Move target person you control onto The Skool. <br/>Action: Move target person off of The Skool, as long as you do not already control a person not on The Skool.skipcard Bloaty's Pizza Hog/T/Each player must discard a number of cards, at random, equal to the number of person cards they control. ("Bloaty's. We're going to Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Pig... commands me!")skipcard Cesspool/T/ ("""")skipcard Hospital/T/ ("""")skipcard Library/T/ ("""")loadcard blank/T/ loadcard blank/T/ loadcard blank/T/ loadcard blank/T/skipcard MiniMoose/T/Action: Look at target player's hand. ("Oh, uh, that's MiniMoose, my, eh, other sidekick, eh, yeah, mmm. Yup, him with me the whole time!")skipcard The Doom Song/T/At the beginning of each player's turn, they must flip a coin. On tails, they lose their turn. If a number of turns are skipped in a row equal to the number of players, destroy this card. ("Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, ...")skipcard Master Plan/T/This can only be played on Zim. At the end of your turn, destroy this card if Photographic Evidence is in play. ("Back to my filthy evil I guess.")skipcard The Swollen Eye/T/At the end of your turn, flip a coin. If it is tails, return The Swollen Eye to your hand. ("Agent Mothman, your fellow Swollen Eyeball members agree to see this presentation of yours at 8:00 sharp tonight.")skipcard Photographic Evidence/T/Play this only if some other player controls Zim and some Alien Tech thing. ("Crop circles magazine's gonna put me on the front cover! Somebody, take one with me standing next to it!")skipcard Zim's Disguise/T/This can only be played on Zim. Alien Autopsy and Photographic Evidence cannot be played while this is in play. ("Master? Where did you go? Where are you?")skipcard Game Slave 2/T/Play this only if you control Batteries and The Mall. ("And this time, they're back by the awesome power of the Game Slave 2!")skipcard Piggy Hunter/T/This can only be played if you control Money and The Mall. ("Check out these actual game screens.")skipcard Batteries/T/ ("But I haven't reached the save point yet! I have to see the zombie hog! Need... batteries!")skipcard Money/T/ ("On sale for $19.99 at all Digital Fun pit locations. Lines are forming now!")skipcard The PAK/T/Play this card only on a person. That person cannot be destroyed while this is in play. ("It's taking over my inferior human mind!")skipcard Robotic Eyes/T/Action: Destroy this card. Target player must discard their hand and then draw five cards. ("For me? Oh, you are my bestest friend!")skipcard Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles/T/Play this card only on a person. Germs cannot be played on that person. At the beginning of that person's controller's next turn, they must destroy this card and skip the rest of their turn. ("Wasn't that neat? Thank you for trying micro goggles. If you like what you saw, please order the full version.")loadcard blank/T/ loadcard blank/T/skipcard Junk Food/A/Play this only if Duty Mode is not in play. Prevent GIR from destroying a card. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn. ("But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!")skipcard Rubber Piggy/A/Choose one: prevent GIR from destroying a card OR destroy Duty Mode. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn. ("Why my piggy!?! I love-ed you, piggy! I love-ed you!")skipcard Deadly Waves of Stupidness/A/Play this only if GIR is in play. Target player must discard two cards at random. ("Stay away from the power amplifier! It's sending out deadly waves of stupidness!")skipcard Iggins!/A/Take control of target non-person thing. ("You'll never be a better gamer than me! Play all you want! I'll always be better! Always!")skipcard Room with a Moose/A/Destroy all person cards on The Skool. ("Moosey fate, say moosey fate!")skipcard Skoolbell/A/Move target person onto The Skool. The controller of The Skool gains control of that person. Play this card only if this is possible. ("I'm laaaate!")skipcard Meat/A/Destroy Zim. ("My Tallest, a new child attacked me with meat!")skipcard Bologna DNA/A/Destroy Dib. ("No. Subject Dib has been fused with subject Bologna.")skipcard Out of Soda/A/Destroy Gaz. ("Dib drank the last soda. He will pay!")skipcard Sunlight/A/Destroy Miss Bitters. ("Be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun.")skipcard Germs/A/Destroy target person. ("Trying to conquer an alien world? Remember, never under estimate the small threats... like germs!")skipcard Giant Water Balloon/A/Play this only if you control the Voot Cruiser. Destroy target thing. ("Now that I have access to your water balloon technology, I will annihilate you down to your every last cell!")skipcard Screaming Temporal Doom/A/Play this only if you control a person. Destroy target person and the person you control. ("Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!")skipcard Operation Impending Doom II/A/Shuffle the discard pile (including this card) back into the draw pile, then draw one card. ("Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you.")skipcard Obey Pustulio/A/Look at target player's hand. Take one card from their hand and put it in yours. ("If you tell me, I'll let you hold Pustulio's little hand.")skipcard Skip Skool/A/If you control Zim, outside of The Skool, choose one: Return Master Plan from the discard pile to your hand OR destroy Photographic Evidence. If you control Dib, outside of The Skool, return Photographic Evidence from the discard pile to your hand. ("Zim wasn't in class today, Gaz.")skipcard Irken Persuasion/A/Look at target player's hand. They must discard one card of your choice. ("Now watch as I unleash the full power of Irken persuasion!")skipcard Ultra-Peepi/A/Destroy target non-person thing. ("Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster?")skipcard Mall Security/A/Play this card only if The Mall is in play. Target player must discard two cards. ("The FBI! Nothing but amateurs! No, my friend, I'm afraid your tangling with someone far worse than the FBI. You just crossed... mall security!")skipcard Space Meat/A/Counter Germs or destroy Germ-Spotting Micro Goggles. This card can be played at any time. If it is played outside of your turn, it counts as your action for your next turn. ("As even more advances in the field of space meat have been made and applied to what is now known as operation meat.")skipcard The Great Foodening/A/Target player loses their next turn. Flip a coin. If it's tails, you also lose your next turn. ("The foodening! It's beginning! Snacking... so powerful!")skipcard Prisoner 777/A/Search the draw pile for any alien tech card. Put that card into your hand, then shuffle the draw pile. ("The Tallest's command ship!?! That would be wrong! It'd infuriate the Armada! I designed that ship, you know. Here you go.")skipcard /A/Return one card from the discard pile to your hand. ("And now, the man without whom this world falls into chaos, and the inventor of super toast!")skipcard Security Clearance/A/Action: (""" - Zim")skipcard Destroy the World/A/This can only be played if you control Zim, Voot Cruise, Master Plan and Doomsday Device. ("Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?")skipcard Bees/A/Destroy an Alien Tech thing other than GIR. ("Surely that was no human bee! Once I take care of the humans I will began my war against... the bees!")skipcard Alien Autopsy/A/Play this only if you control Dib, The Swollen Eye and Photographic Evidence. ("Soon your Zim guts will be strewn all over an autopsy table.")loadcard blank/T/ loadcard blank/T/ loadcard blank/T/skipcard Earth/T/ (""" - Zim")skipcard Callnowia/T/ (""" - Zim")skipcard Blorch/T/ (""" - Zim")skipcard Taoola and Charcunga/T/ (""" - Zim")skipcard Foodcourtia/T/ (""" - Zim")skipcard Conventia/T/ (""" - Zim")skipcard Devastis/T/ (""" - Zim")skipcard Mars/T/ (""" - Zim")skipcard Mecury/T/ (""" - Zim")skipcard Hobo 13/T/ (""It's the, um... finest military training planet ever! Zim, on Hobo 13 you'll be torn limb from limb!" -")skipcard Mr. President Man/T/ ("""")skipcard Lawn Gnomes/T/ ("""")skipcard Keef/T/ ("""")skipcard /T/ ("""")skipcard /T/ ("""")skipcard /T/ ("""")skipcard /T/ ("""")@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Irken Invaders Deck into the Dvorak Engine.