Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 8901-9000

Dismay 6D Action Each opponent discards a card. When you discard this card from your hand, each player discards a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Consult The Texts 5C Action If X is undefined, X = the number of cards in your hand plus the number of Thing cards opponents control. Reveal the top X cards of the deck, then choose a creator. Put all cards by that creator revealed this way into your hand, then discard the rest. Card : ChippyYYZ	Hollow Echo Action Put target Thing on top of the draw pile. The next time its controller would draw a card, they instead draw the top card of the draw pile face-down as a blank Thing. Card : Binarius
Gather Round Action Gain control of up to one of each opponent's Things until the end of your turn. You may play another Action. Card : Binarius	Riches to Riches Action The player with the most cards in hand draws as many cards as they hold. Card : Binarius	Y tho X Thing The value of Y is equivalent to the total number of tangible things in play minus the number of pennies that your opponents have on their person multiplied by twice the amount of actions in the deck plus 1. Why... Card : JakeTheWolfie
Scrap Parts Action Draw up to your hand limit of things from the deck. For each action in your hand, you may replace it with one of the things drawn from the deck. Discard all replaced actions and all unused things. Junkyard Jivin Card : JakeTheWolfie	Re-Animation Action Draw up to your hand limit of actions from the deck. For each thing in your hand, you may replace it with one of the actions drawn from the deck. Discard all replaced things and all unused actions. Landfill Livin Card : JakeTheWolfie	Personal Flair 3P Thing Action cards you play gain one of the following, chosen when this card enters play: "You may discard a card to draw a card." "Return this card to your hand, then discard a random card." "Look at the top two cards of the deck. You may put one or both in the discard pile." Card : ChippyYYZ

Recycle Some Stuff 6R Action Choose any number of cards in the discard pile. Shuffle those cards into the deck, then draw a card for every ten cards you chose. Card : ChippyYYZ	It Ain't Me 8I Action Put this card into the hand of target player who hasn't played It Ain't Me this game. When you discard this card or play it without having a valid target, each opponent in turn order may either gain control of one of your Things or draw two cards. Some folks are born silver spoon in hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Zero-Day Exploit Thing Play this face-down. On an opponent's first use of an ability of a Thing that entered play before this, you may turn this face-up and attach it to that Thing: anyone may activate that ability, and you may do so once before your opponent. Action - Patch: Destroy this. Card : Binarius
Convenient Excuse Thing When you would discard any number of cards, except in observation of your hand size limit, you may destroy this instead. Card : Binarius	3D Printer Thing When this enters play, attach a copy of a tangible Thing from your hand to it, out of play. Action and Thing: Put a copy of attached Thing into your hand. Card : Binarius	Explore 7E Action Look at the top four cards of the deck. Put one into your hand, then shuffle Explore into the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ
Safe House 9S Thing Opponents must discard two cards to choose you or Safe House as a target. Card : ChippyYYZ	Greedhoard Dragon 6G Thing When this enters play, put the top X cards of the deck under it, where X is twice the number of players. When this is destroyed, each player in turn order, starting with you, draws a random card from under it. Action and Thing: Draw a random card from under Greedhoard Dragon. Card : ChippyYYZ	Additive Piracy Action Put a copy of 3D Printer (#8914) into your hand. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may view target player's hand and put a copy of a tangible Thing in it into your hand. You wouldn't download a 3D printer... Card : Binarius

To-Do List Thing When this enters play, attach the Actions from the top five cards of the draw pile to it face-up, and each player may attach an Action from their hand to it as well; then shuffle the draw pile and the attached Actions. Action: Play the top Action on the list. Card : Binarius	Resourceful Spirit Thing Once per turn, you may shuffle any number of cards from your hand into the draw pile and draw the same number, then discard a card. Card : Binarius	Distrust 8D Thing At the end of each player's turn, if that player controls at least 3 nontoken Things, destroy target Thing they control of their choice. Card : ChippyYYZ
Devouring Swarm 4D Thing Once during your turn when an opponent's Thing is destroyed, you may have that opponent discard a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Soulrend 8S Action Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card. Choose any number of target Things. For each of those Things, destroy it if you discard a card that shares a creator with that Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Trinkets for the Riffraff Thing If one player has more cards in hand than all others, they must put a card from their hand on top of the draw pile at the end of their turn. Card : Binarius
Controlled Burn Thing Destroy one of your non-token Things when you play this. On your next turn after this enters play, you may destroy this and play a Thing in its place without cost. Card : Binarius	Prank Call Action Answer: If the most recently Dialed call was placed by an opponent and no one has Answered it yet, discard this as soon as you draw it, along with another card from your hand. Otherwise, Dial: Shuffle this into the top 10 cards of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Kingdom Of Weird 4K Thing Once during each player's turn, that player must discard a random card and draw a card. If they control a Royal Thing, they draw an additional card. When this Thing is put into the discard pile from play, draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ

Tear Down 8T Action Destroy target inanimate tangible Thing, OR Target opponent discards a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Gather Secrets 3G Action Choose one of the following, then choose a different one: *Put a card from the top 7 cards of the discard pile into your hand. *Look at the top 4 cards of the deck, put one into your hand, and discard the rest. *Draw four cards, then discard two random cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	Technological Exchange Action Put a copy of target Thing into each of its controller's opponents' hands. If you receive a Thing in this way, you may play it without cost. Card : Binarius
Survey the Landscape Action View the top three cards of the draw pile in order. You may move one of them to the top or bottom of the draw pile or draw an extra card at the beginning of your next turn. Card : Binarius	Mystery Ingredient Action Reveal a Thing with an ability from your hand, or reveal and discard cards from the draw pile until you reveal a Thing with an ability. During each player's next turn, if they play a Thing, the first Thing they play gains an ability of the revealed Thing and they must use it as the first Action of their turn. Card : Binarius	Catchy Tune 0C Thing When an opponent would draw a card, if this card is in play, they draw this card instead. Card : ChippyYYZ
Derail 6D Action Target opponent discards their hand, then draws that many cards. They may not draw cards during their next turn. Now where was I going with this? Card : ChippyYYZ	Unity of Purpose 4U Thing Things you control have all Action and/or Thing Abilities of Things you control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Kiln Thing This enters play with a Flame token. Action: If Kiln is empty, put target tangible inanimate Thing inside it, out of play. Action: Return the Thing inside Kiln to play. If Kiln has a Flame token, that Thing's ruletext gains "Indestructible." Card : Binarius

Crunch Time Thing Your hand size limit is 2. Whenever you play a card, you may draw a card or gain a Money token. Card : Binarius	Conga Line Thing You may not control more than one copy of Conga Line. When an opponent who does not control a copy of Conga Line would draw a card, they instead put a copy of Conga Line into their hand. Card : Binarius	Summon Soul 4L Action Play a living Thing from the discard pile. Add the words "Ghost of" to the beginning of its name until it leaves play. Card : Bucky
Cult Ritualist 5L Thing - Cultist Thing: Destroy a living Thing that isn't a Cultist. Its controller gains a Cultist token. Action+Thing: If there are at least five Cultists in play, you may eliminate a player who has fewer Cultists than you. Card : Bucky	Summon the Flock 6L Action Gain X Sheep tokens. If X is undefined, use X=5. Card : Bucky	Rob The Rich 0R Action If one player controls more Things than any other, destroy target non-token Thing they control chosen randomly. Draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Rapid Adaptation 5R Action Until your next turn, whenever a player plays a card, draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bucket of Catching 6B Thing Whenever an opponent discards a card due to their maximum hand size, put it under this card. Once during your turn, you may draw a card of your choice from under this card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Hard Shell Thing - Trait Your Things may only be destroyed by a card whose cornervalue contains a number greater than the number of cards in your hand. Adapted from Evolution Card : Binarius

Fat Tissue Thing - Trait If you would discard a card due to your hand size limit when Fat Tissue contains fewer cards than the number of your other Things, you may instead put a card from your hand under Fat Tissue, out of play. Action: Put a card under Fat Tissue into your hand. If your hand is empty at the end of your turn, do so immediately without cost. Adapted from Evolution Card : Binarius	Symbiosis Thing - Trait Any Thing controlled by you cannot be targeted if you control another Thing immediately to its right which has more words in its title or lines of ruletext. Adapted from Evolution Card : Binarius	Spine Launchers 4S Thing Action: Discard two cards that share a character in their cornervalues. If you do, destroy target Thing and draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Sever 5S Action Remove an Action Ability from target Thing OR target opponent reveals their hand and discards a card of your choice. Card : ChippyYYZ	Chocolate Simulacrum 9C Thing Thing: Choose a publicly visible Thing card. Chocolate Simulacrum becomes a copy of that card, except it's made of chocolate and is destroyed if set on fire. Card : ChippyYYZ	Cry for Help 7L Action Draw and reveal a card. If it's an Action and you don't have a Knight, gain a Knight token. If it's a Thing and you don't have a Dragon, gain a Dragon token. Card : Bucky
Burninate 8L Action Destroy a Thing belonging to a player with no Knight. If you have a Dragon, destroy up to two more Things belonging to the same player. Card : Bucky	Karl 9L Thing - Knight When an opponent destroys one of your Things, this destroys one of their Things at random. Card : Bucky	Dismiss Action Return target Thing to its controller's hand. They may not play it during their next turn. Card : Binarius

Tuning Fork 440 Action Gain control of any number of Things in play whose titles, cornervalues, or ruletexts contain a capital A. Card : Binarius	Turn the Other Cheek Thing You may only play this if an opponent destroyed one of your Things during their most recent turn. When you play this, they choose another of your Things to destroy as well. They may not win the game and you may not be eliminated. If they would destroy this, they discard their hand as well. Card : Binarius	Exploration 1E Thing When this card enters play, attach the top 3 cards of the deck to it face-down. When you would draw a card, you may draw it from among face-up cards attached to this card. Attach the top card of the deck to this card. Action or Thing: Flip one of the attached cards face-up. Card : ChippyYYZ
Deep Drill 9D Action Look at the bottom 5 cards of the deck. Put two of them into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Shockwave 9S Action Discard cards from the top of the deck until one has exactly one nonzero digit in its cornervalue. That many times, destroy target Thing chosen at random. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have the first Thing chosen this way be chosen at random from among non-token Things you don't control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Pitch Pipe Thing Action - Blow: Choose A, B, C, D, E, F, or G. Until the end of your turn, you control any number of target Things in play whose titles, cornervalues, or ruletexts contain the corresponding capital letter. You may not blow the same note on consecutive turns. Card : Binarius
Pick Up Litter Action If the top card of the discard pile was discarded by an opponent, put it into your hand. Card : Binarius	Visitor from the Future Action Search the top 50 cards of the draw pile for an animate Thing. Reveal it and put it into your hand. It gains "If this would enter the discard pile, shuffle it into the draw pile instead." Shuffle the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Brainstorming Session 0B Action Draw three cards. At the start of each other player's next turn, they may draw an extra card if they play no cards that turn. Card : ChippyYYZ

Missing Piece 2M Thing When this card enters play, draw a card. Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by one. It is a fragment, not of a grand design, but of an obfuscation of that design. Card : ChippyYYZ	Exclusion 9E Action Starting with you, each player other than target player may draw two cards then put one of them into play if it's a Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Knapsack of Holding Thing If you would discard a card due to your hand size limit when the Knapsack is empty, you may instead move a Thing from your hand into it face-up. Things in the Knapsack are considered to be in your hand and not in play, but they do not count toward your hand size limit. Card : Binarius
Cargo Crush Thing Remove the cards in the draw pile from the game when this enters play and put them on the bottom of the draw pile when this leaves play. At the end of their turn, each player gains an Empty Crate token. Card : Binarius	Systems Support Engineer Thing - Flight Controller You may move this to the discard pile at any time to draw a card, optionally putting it into play if it is a Thing. Action: View the top card of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Eye For An Eye 1E Action Destroy target Thing. If it had any eyes, put this card into its controller's hand. Card : ChippyYYZ
Shady Exchange 3S Action Your next opponent in turn order chooses a Thing you control. Put it into the discard pile. If you do, put another card from the discard pile into your hand, then draw a card. ...Seems legit. Card : ChippyYYZ	Gift Of Prophecy 4G Thing When this enters play, look at the top 20 cards of the deck. Attach up to 3 of them to Gift of Prophecy face-down, then shuffle the deck. Discard them if this card leaves play. Target player gains control of Gift of Prophecy. When you would draw a card from the deck, instead draw the top prophesied card. Put this in the discard pile when the last is drawn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Wisdom of Hindsight Thing When another of your Things would go to the discard pile, you may instead put it under Wisdom of Hindsight (and out of play). Card : Binarius

Endless Hallway Thing - Location When this enters play, attach up to one Thing in each player's control to it. It and attached Things are considered to be in no one's control, but any player may use one of their abilities during their turn. Card : Binarius	Something Up My Sleeve Action Move target Thing Up Your Sleeve, or play any number of cards from Up Your Sleeve. Card : Binarius	Blockchain 0B Thing Opponents can't gain control of your Things. Cards in your hand and Things you control can't be put in opponents' hands. Card : ChippyYYZ
Right Click -> Save Image As... 6R Action Create a copy of target Thing and put it into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Dragonstrike 1D Action Destroy target non-Dragon Thing. For each Dragon you control, you may play an additional Action or Thing Ability of that Dragon this turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Study History 1M Action Return two random Actions from the discard pile to your hand. If you play any of them as an Action this turn, put it on the bottom of the deck instead of the top of the discard. You may also return one of your nontoken Things to your hand. Card : Bucky
Doomed to Repeat It 2M Thing At the start of your turn, play the bottom card of the discard pile. If you can't play it, eliminate yourself. Card : Bucky	Imperial Censor 3M Thing Action: Choose a word. All cards in the discard pile with that word in their name or ruletext go Up Your Sleeve. Card : Bucky	Bullying Taunt Thing Once per turn when you destroy a Thing, you may have its controller discard a card. Thing: They discard a random card instead. Card : Binarius

Void Node Thing - Node Things with Void tokens are considered blank. When your turn begins, destroy all Void tokens except one. When your turn ends, for each Node you control, a random non-Node Thing card in play gains a Void token. Action: Replace target Void token and attached Thing(s) with a blank Thing. Card : Binarius	Three-Way Trade Action Exchange the positions of the topmost Thing in the discard pile and two target Things belonging to different players. Card : Binarius	Preservation 2P Thing Action: Put the topmost Thing in the discard pile into your hand. Any player may play this ability. Card : ChippyYYZ
Corporate Control 6C Action Destroy target Thing UNLESS its controller reveals their hand and discards a card of your choice, gaining 3 Money tokens if they do. You may spend 3 Money tokens to treat UNLESS as AND. "Record labels will change your message, and they'll change your mind." - Sunny Side Up Card : ChippyYYZ	Thanksgiving Leftovers For Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner Action Put the 5 topmost Thing cards in the discard pile on top of the deck in a random order. Draw two cards. Each player gains a Food token. Card : ChippyYYZ	Imperial Archivist 4M Thing Up to twice during your turn, you may move a card from one place in the discard pile to another. Card : Bucky
Illumnati Plot 5M Action Play only if the discard pile has at least seven cards. If the top seven cards of the discard pile are descending in alphabetical order, you win the game. Otherwise, choose seven cards in the discard pile, put them on top of the deck in a random order, and draw a card. Card : Bucky	White Elephant Exchange 6M Action Give any number of opponents a card from the discard pile each. Each of those players gives you a card from the discard pile in the same order. Card : Bucky	Guard 1 Action - Attendant Name a card other than Guard. If target opponent's hand contains a card with that name, they are eliminated. Adapted from Love Letter Card : Binarius

Priest 2 Action - Attendant View target opponent's hand. Adapted from Love Letter Card : Binarius	Baron 3 Action - Attendant Challenge target opponent by choosing a card from your hand with a cornervalue containing a number. They may decline the challenge by discarding their hand, or else do likewise. If they accept, the player with the lower numbered cornervalue is eliminated. Adapted from Love Letter Card : Binarius	Matter Cycler 2M Thing Whenever another Thing you control is destroyed, gain an Energy token. Whenever you play an Action, you may spend an Energy token to draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Raise The Stakes 4R Thing Once per turn when a player destroys a Thing other than this one, you gain an Energy token, and that player draws cards equal to the number of Energy tokens you control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bury Treasure 2B Action Choose any number of Things that have an X anywhere on them. For each of them, put a card from the discard pile or from target player's hand face-down under that Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Handmaid 4 Action - Attendant Opponents' Actions may not affect you until your next turn. Adapted from Love Letter Card : Binarius
Prince 5 Action - Royal Target player discards all Royals and Attendants in their hand and draws the same number of cards. If they discard the Princess in this way, they are eliminated. Adapted from Love Letter Card : Binarius	King 6 Action - Royal Exchange hands with target opponent. Adapted from Love Letter Card : Binarius	Weird Noise 0W Thing Play into any player's control. Your maximum hand size is reduced by the number of cards you've drawn this turn. You should really get that checked out. Card : ChippyYYZ

Power Converter 4P Thing Spend X Energy tokens: You may play an additional Action this turn. Discard X cards: Gain an Energy token. When this enters play and at the start of your turn, X=1. Whenever you use one of the above abilities, add 1 to X. Card : ChippyYYZ

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