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Crypto Crash cards_7901_8000 action Action Each player puts the cards in their hand into play face-down as blank Things. ChippyYYZ
Ablative Modules cards_7901_8000 thing Thing When you discard a card, instead of putting it in the discard pile, reveal it and put it into play face-down as a blank Thing. Turn: You may look at your face-down Things, then put one into your hand. ChippyYYZ
Helicopter Kung-fu Rampage cards_7901_8000 action Action If you control a living or mechanical Thing, every opponent either destroys a living or mechanical Thing they control or discards two cards. Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Binarius
Summer Pinball Deathmatch cards_7901_8000 thing Thing When you play this, each player gains 3 Pinball tokens. When a player would draw a card, they may instead gain a Pinball token. At the start of a player's turn, they must launch a Pinball token: flip a coin to knock a card out of target opponent's hand and flip a coin to preserve or destroy the ball. A player with no Pinball tokens is eliminated. Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Binarius
Madden Kitchen Destruction cards_7901_8000 action Action The 2011 Green Bay Packers destroy up to three of target player's tangible Things. Gain an MVP token. Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Binarius
Transportation Device cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Action: Steal a thing from an opponent, giving them one of your things. JakeTheWolfie
Viral Outbreak cards_7901_8000 action Action Everyone destroys half of their living things. A player may choose to destroy 3 currency tokens to negate the effects of this card on themselves. JakeTheWolfie
Whispers of Insanity cards_7901_8000 thing Thing At the end of your turn, destroy one of your tangible things. If you have no tangible things to destroy, you lose. Anytime someone targets you, they must destroy one of their tangible things. JakeTheWolfie
Desperate Flash cards_7901_8000 action Action Destroy target Thing and draw two cards. End this turn and skip your next turn. ChippyYYZ
Xerxalon I, High Emperor cards_7901_8000 thing Thing When Xerxalon enters play, turn all other Things face-down. At the end of your turn, return another Thing you control to your hand or destroy Xerxalon and flip all Things face-up. "All bow before the high emperor! By his favor alone shall you rise." ChippyYYZ
My Cat Who Hides Under The Couch When There's Other People cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Draw an additional card at the beginning of your turn if there are no other Things in play. ChippyYYZ
My Dog Who Won't Rest Until Everyone's Accounted For cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Draw an additional card at the end of your turn if you control at least three other non-token Things and no Things have left your control since the end of your last turn. Binarius
Metamorphose cards_7901_8000 action Action Move target Thing to the discard pile. Draw and reveal cards until you draw a Thing; put it in the original Thing's place and shuffle the other cards you drew back into the draw pile. Binarius
Mystic Spatula of Magic cards_7901_8000 thing Thing At the start of your turn, gain a Mana token. During your turn, you may spend 2 Mana tokens to summon into your hand a copy of #7023 Blue Spell, #7024 Green Spell, #7025 White Spell, #7050 Black Spell, or #7051 Red Spell, chosen at random. Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Binarius
Season of Abundance cards_7901_8000 thing Thing When this enters play, draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by one. Whenever you would gain tokens of any type, gain that many tokens plus one. ChippyYYZ
Double Dip cards_7901_8000 action Action Target Thing's controller must either put a Thing card from their hand on top of it or reveal a hand containing no Thing cards. ChippyYYZ
Accumulator cards_7901_8000 thing Thing At the beginning of your turn, before drawing a card, put the top card of the deck into play face-down as a blank Thing. ChippyYYZ
Reiterate cards_7901_8000 action Action Return your most recently played Action and Thing cards to your hand and play them again. Binarius
Retreat to the Familiar cards_7901_8000 action Action Each player who controls at least one non-token Thing returns one of them to their hand and draws a card. Binarius
Post-Apocalyptic Jungle of the Blood God cards_7901_8000 thing Thing When this comes into play and at the end of their turns, each player must discard until they hold at most two cards in hand and destroy their other non-token Things until they control at most two. Any player with no cards in hand and no Things in play is eliminated. Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Binarius
Time Loop Guillotine cards_7901_8000 action Action If a thing has an action ability on it, destroy the thing and give it's owner an action with the text of the destroyed thing's action ability. JakeTheWolfie
Queen of the Nile cards_7901_8000 thing Thing If you control a King, you win. Any water actions that you use will be used twice. The Queen waits, waits for the day that her King returns. JakeTheWolfie
Nikola Tesla cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Any electric things or actions that target you will be nullified. Action: Gain an Electric Token. An Under-Appreciated Estatic Inventor JakeTheWolfie
Replace cards_7901_8000 action Action If your hand is empty, destroy target Thing, and its controller draws a card. If your hand is not empty, discard your hand and draw 4 cards. ChippyYYZ
A Time For Action cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Whenever you would draw two or more cards, instead draw one fewer card. You may play one of those cards. ChippyYYZ
Weight of the World cards_7901_8000 action Action The player with more cards in hand than all others discards a card. The player with more non-Token Things than all others discards a card. The player with more types of Tokens than all others discards a card. If you discard three cards this way and your hand isn't empty, you win the game. ChippyYYZ
Qiv'Paanush, Herald of the Emperor cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Play this card into any player's control. Your other Things must remain face-down in the presence of Qiv'Paanush, except by the Emperor's leave. Turn: Qiv'Paanush approves of your genuflection and proceeds to an adjacent player. "Bow before the emissary of His Excellency, Xerxalon the Mighty!" Binarius
Baby Wormhole cards_7901_8000 thing Thing When you play this, create and shuffle an Alternate Universe pile consisting of all of the Things from a randomly selected deck of the Dvorak archive. Repeat this process whenever the Alternate Universe pile is empty. Whenever a card enters the discard pile, remove it from the game and put the Alternate Universe's topmost card on top of the draw pile. Binarius
Stealth Unicycle Bandit cards_7901_8000 thing Thing A dreaded wobbly squeaking noise approaches in the night... Action: The bandit strikes again! Return this card to your hand and either discard a card to put a Thing in play into your hand or take a random card from target opponent's hand. Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Binarius
Magical Stone cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Action: Please the stone to instantly win the game. Doesn't look very magical.. JakeTheWolfie
King of Hearts cards_7901_8000 thing Thing After this enters play, destroy the most recently played King of Hearts. JakeTheWolfie
Torch cards_7901_8000 action Action Gain 3 torch tokens. They will always count as non-token things. JakeTheWolfie
Suzerain's Crown cards_7901_8000 thing_treasure Thing - Treasure 8z You control all monarchs. Thing:Attach this to a living Thing you control, which is a King as long as it's attached. Once per turn, the attached King can order another Thing to use one of its Action abilities as an extra action. ('You' in that action still refers to its owner, who makes all the decisions involved.) Bucky
Bucky's Sentry cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Whenever a Thing with no cornervalue enters play, it receives a randomly generated cornervalue in digit-letter format. Binarius
Wizened Scholar cards_7901_8000 thing_townsperson Thing - Townsperson Your hand size limit is increased by 1 for each non-token Thing you control (maximum +3). In response to an opponent's Action, you may immediately discard a card by the same creator to nullify the Action's effects on you. Binarius
Hold Forth cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Once between each of your turns, when an opponent plays a card, you may immediately put a Thing by the same creator with more words in its text into play. Binarius
You Know, Like An Update cards_7901_8000 thing Thing If you play two cards by the same creator in a turn and no other cards, you may play a third card by that creator and end your turn. "Like in that card game? You know the one, with the three card updates?" ChippyYYZ
Attack Pattern Analyzer cards_7901_8000 thing Thing At the beginning of your turn or when this enters play, each opponent may reveal any number of cards in their hand. When an opponent plays a card from their hand that wasn't revealed during your most recent turn, it can't destroy Things you control or cause you to discard cards this turn. ChippyYYZ
Microaggression cards_7901_8000 action Action Remove a Token from the game. Return this card to your hand. "Hey, it's not like it's destroying any of your Things, so what are you complaining about?" ChippyYYZ
SpaceTime Dematerializer cards_7901_8000 action Action Everyone reveals their hand. Any things and action in their hand are discarded. Destroy any Things in play. Dematerialization of both time and space! JakeTheWolfie
Matter Recontructor cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Action: Destroy a thing you control other than this. Draw cards until you draw 1 thing. Discard the rest. Status: Online JakeTheWolfie
Prismatic Beam cards_7901_8000 action Action Destroy one Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, and Purple thing. If you can't destory one color, skip it. Taste the Rainbow JakeTheWolfie
Ant Mill cards_7901_8000 action Action Each player simultaneously passes a card to the player on their left a number of times equal to the number of players. Starting with you and proceeding in order, each player destroys a Thing belonging to the player on their left. Binarius
Bring Some Friends cards_7901_8000 action Action Every player may draw five cards if at least two other people can be convinced to join the game within the next five minutes. Binarius
Tritone Sub cards_7901_8000 action Action Exchange a Thing in your hand with a Thing you control and gain a token of your choice of type. Binarius
Lich cards_7901_8000 thing Thing 7z Anyone can play this from the discard pile. Action: Destroy two of your own Things. He's not very pleasant, but at least he always shows up. Bucky
Collaborative Project cards_7901_8000 thing Thing 6z After drawing for your turn, if you have four Things with different creators, you win. Otherwise, discard a card and draw a card. Bucky
Collaborative Brainstorm cards_7901_8000 action Action 5z Draw and reveal three cards. Put any of them that share a creator with one of your Things back on top of the deck. Bucky
Usurper cards_7901_8000 thing Thing You count as the creator of all cards you control, play, or have in your hand instead of those cards' other creators. When a player plays an Action card you didn't create, you may put this card in the discard pile to negate that Action and put it into your hand. These are all my original ideas, of course." ChippyYYZ
Acid Rain cards_7901_8000 thing Thing When this enters play, put target Thing in the discard pile. Whenever a player plays an Action, their opponent with the most cards in hand discards a card. ChippyYYZ
Ripple Effect cards_7901_8000 action Action The next player in turn order draws 0 cards and discards 1. The player after them draws 1 card and discards 2. Continue until each player has done this. Choose one: You discard one fewer card this way, OR the first card each opponent discards is chosen randomly. ChippyYYZ
Scavenger King cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Action: Gain control of target Thing. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1. Binarius
Overheating cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Play this card onto target Thing. Attached Thing may not use an ability on consecutive turns. Binarius
Gift Economy cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Any player who plays a Thing must move one of their Things to an opponent's control at the end of their turn. Binarius
sopt sign cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Whenever you are targettedby an action, you have a 25% chance to stop the action. stop, no, help, police. JakeTheWolfie
Pray cards_7901_8000 action Action Ask for something on the back of this card. Do not discard, and instead play it as a thing. The next Yes/No/Maybe answer you get will determine the outcome of your prayer. (Maybe is a 50% chance of receiving what you asked for) Oh great milk jug, please answer this prayer true.. JakeTheWolfie
Cosmolight cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Action: Contimue the game, changing whether it is AM or PM JakeTheWolfie
Surprise Party Cannon cards_7901_8000 action Action Destroy target Thing. Each player gains a Confetti Token. If this card is revealed from your hand, discard it. ChippyYYZ
Uprising cards_7901_8000 action Action Each player discards all but X cards from their hand, where X is the number of Things you control. ChippyYYZ
Transparency cards_7901_8000 thing Thing After you draw a card at the beginning of your turn, you may draw an extra card, reveal your hand, then discard a card. ChippyYYZ
PAЯTY CANNON cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Party Cannon destroys itself if you do not use either of its abilities during your turn. The same ability may not be used in consecutive turns. Action: Every player discards a card. Action: Destroy a Thing controlled by a player this ability has not yet targeted. This card is pink, orange, blue, and green, and every other card is black. Binarius
Ostracized cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Name a creator when this comes into play. Destroy every Thing by that creator. When a player has any card by that creator in their hand, they must discard it and draw a card. Binarius
Nurse Back to Health cards_7901_8000 action Action + Put a living Thing from the discard pile into your hand. Binarius
Rat King cards_7901_8000 thing Thing 4z Action: Gain a Rat token. Action: Eliminate an opponent if you have more rats than their maximum hand size. You lose a Rat token for each card in their hand. Bucky
Quarantine cards_7901_8000 thing Thing 3z Play this attached to another Thing. That Thing's abilities don't affect other Things, and card text that affects 'all Things' don't affect it or the Quarantine. Bucky
Called Draw cards_7901_8000 action Action 2z Shuffle target card from the discard pile into the deck, then draw and reveal a card. If it has the same name as the card you shuffled, gain a Fame token. Otherwise, you look silly. Bucky
Convert Into Pure Energy cards_7901_8000 action Action c2 Set aside another Action from your hand. Destroy one of your tangible Things. Draw three cards; discard them and draw again if none are Actions. Play one of the Actions you drew this way and the Action you set aside. End your turn. Binarius
Telefrag cards_7901_8000 reaction Reaction Play immediately in response to an opponent's Thing. Destroy it before it takes effect and replace it with a Thing from your hand. Binarius
Bio Boost cards_7901_8000 action Action Target opponent draws a card and then gives you two cards from their hand. Binarius
No cards_7901_8000 thing Thing For some inexplicable reason you just can't play this card. JakeTheWolfie
Hardcore cards_7901_8000 thing Thing The next time one of your things is destroyed, besides this, you instantly lose. Action: Prevent all of your things from being destroyed while discarding an action from your hand. This ends on your next turn, unless you discard an action without playing it. JakeTheWolfie
Create Creation cards_7901_8000 action Action Create a brand new thing, then play it. JakeTheWolfie
Rotation Tool cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Action: Flip target Thing you control face-up or face-down, or rotate it 180° clockwise or counterclockwise. ChippyYYZ
Master of Camouflage cards_7901_8000 thing Thing When an opponent plays an Action, first as a Reaction you may put this card into play from your hand if it's not already in play, and you may set aside up to three cards from your hand and/or add 3 blank cards to your hand. After that Action resolves, return any cards set aside or added this way to where they came from. ChippyYYZ
Buried Treasure cards_7901_8000 thing Thing When this enters play, create 3 blank Thing cards named Gem and put them underneath it face down, along with the top 3 cards of the deck. Put those cards in the discard pile if this card leaves play. Action: Put a random card from underneath this card into your hand. ChippyYYZ
Dredge Net cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Action: Put the topmost card in the discard pile into your hand and put Dredge Net in its place. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may discard a card to return Dredge Net to your hand as well. Binarius
Banish to the Near Future cards_7901_8000 action Action Shuffle target Thing into the top ten cards of the draw pile. Binarius
The Transept cards_7901_8000 thing_location Thing - Location Cobwebs line ornately inlaid wall carvings depicting... an ancient battle? But many of the figures have been defaced with crude hacking tools. Hollow echoes follow your footsteps to a rubble-filled corner, where you uncover three Crate tokens, each with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card." An urge to pry one open arises within you. What are those doing here...? Binarius
Jackpot! cards_7901_8000 action Action Upon drawing thi, you must play it. You immediately lose the game. JakeTheWolfie
Fool cards_7901_8000 thing Thing You must play this as soon as possible. At the start of your turn, destroy target thing in your possession, other than this. JakeTheWolfie
Instantaneous Win cards_7901_8000 action Action You instanty lose the game. Lucky You! Play this to redeem your Instantaneous Win! JakeTheWolfie
Abyssal Boon cards_7901_8000 thing Thing You can't win the game, and your opponents can't lose the game or be eliminated. Once during your turn, you may look at the top two cards of the deck. You may put one or both of them in the discard pile, then draw a card. ChippyYYZ
Destroy Destruction cards_7901_8000 action Action Destroy target Thing, then remove it from the game. ChippyYYZ
Fool's Fortune cards_7901_8000 action Action Create four blank Thing cards named Gem and put them on top of the deck. "We're rich!" ChippyYYZ
Abrupt Choose Your Own Adventure Ending cards_7901_8000 action Action Eliminate yourself. You are never heard from again. THE END Binarius
Strategic Thrashing About cards_7901_8000 action Action Destroy one of your Things. Target opponent destroys one of their Things. Binarius
Homemade Hot Air Balloon cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Action: View target opponent's hand and roll a die. On a 1, crash: discard your hand and destroy this and four other Things you control, minus one for each card you discarded. If you can't, you are eliminated. Binarius
Preheat cards_7901_8000 action Action Choose one or both: You may play an additional Thing on your next turn, OR put a Flame Token on target Thing. ChippyYYZ
Clockwork Card Player cards_7901_8000 thing Thing When this enters play, put your hand underneath it face down. At the beginning of your turn, after drawing a card, play a random card from underneath this card. It doesn't count as one of your plays for the turn. Put that card in the discard pile instead if it can't be played. Surprisingly articulate, but winds down pretty quickly. ChippyYYZ
Lost Luggage cards_7901_8000 action Action Target opponent shuffles your choice of either a random card from their hand or a Thing they control of their choice into the deck, then gains a Crate Token with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card." Do this two more times. You may not choose the same opponent three times. ChippyYYZ
Dogpile cards_7901_8000 action Action Turn target Thing face-down. Put the top five cards of the discard pile on top of it face-down as blank Things. Binarius
Anxiety Attack cards_7901_8000 action Action You must play this card as soon as you draw it, but it does not count against your per-turn limit and you may draw another card. Discard a card if any opponent has more cards in hand or Things in play than you or played more cards during their most recent turn than you did. Binarius
Repulsor Blast cards_7901_8000 action Action Return up to one Thing controlled by each opponent to their hands. For each such Thing, return one of your Things to your hand as well. Binarius
Compactor cards_7901_8000 thing Thing Action: Combine 3 things owned by the same player into 1 token. Give this token to the owner of the 3 things and destroy said 3 things. JakeTheWolfie
Tap cards_7901_8000 action Action Turn target thing 90 degrees. JakeTheWolfie
Untap cards_7901_8000 action Action Unturn target thing 90 degrees. JakeTheWolfie
40% Off Sale cards_7901_8000 action Action For each player who controls at least 5 non-token Things, destroy two target Things that player controls. ChippyYYZ
Goblin Boss cards_7901_8000 thing Thing When this enters play or at the beginning of your turn, gain a Goblin Token. When Goblin Boss would be destroyed, destroy a Goblin Token instead. When Goblin Boss is destroyed, the destroying player draws three cards, and you draw a card. ChippyYYZ
Bad Advice cards_7901_8000 action Action Put up to three cards from the discard pile into target player's hand. They discard three cards at random. ChippyYYZ
Luck of the Draw III cards_7901_8000 action Action Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw seven cards. Choose three of them to discard, then discard three of the remaining four at random. Binarius