Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 7201-7300

Path of Asceticism Thing A player who controls no Things besides this one is an Ascetic. Ascetics may not be eliminated, and non-Ascetics may not win. If you are an Ascetic, you may prevent this card's destruction by revealing that your hand contains no Things. When the game ends, all Ascetics win. Card : Binarius	Freecycling Thing During their turn, a player may reveal any number of cards from their hand, allow their opponents to take any that they wish, and discard the rest. Card : Binarius	The Fucking Sun Thing When you obtain this, destroy all of your things. Destroy any things you obtain while you have this. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Bucket of Water Thing You are immune to the effects of anything related to fire. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Bucket of Fire Thing You are immune to the effects of anything related to water. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Bucket of Earth Thing You are immune to the effects of anything related to air. Card : Binarius
Bucket of Air Thing You are immune to the effects of anything related to earth. The classical element, not the planet. Dirt, rocks, terrain, etc. Card : Binarius	Rockslide Action You must play this card as soon as you draw it, but you may play an additional Action this turn. Destroy a random tangible Thing. Card : Binarius	Salted Earth Thing Play Salted Earth into any player's control. When you draw more than one card at a time, put all but one of those cards face-down underneath Salted Earth, and if Salted Earth has at least 4 cards under it, put those cards and Salted Earth in the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ

Winds of Change Action Target player shuffles their hand into their deck, then draws that many cards minus one. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have a different target player shuffle their hand into their deck and draw that many cards minus one. Card : ChippyYYZ	Collossal Whale Thing When Collossal Whale enters play, all other Things become Inside The Whale ''(They're still in play, and control of those Things does not change)''. For the purposes of Things Inside The Whale, Things not Inside The Whale don't exist. For the purposes of Things not Inside The Whale, Things Inside The Whale don't exist. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bolide Impact Action (Fire/Earth) You must play this card as soon as you draw it, but you may play an additional Action this turn. The next player in turn order discards their hand. "That was close!" "...Well, some might argue that it was too close." Card : Binarius
Aurora Borealis Action/Reaction (Fire/Air) Destroy a combustible Thing, OR play immediately in response when an opponent would force you to discard or reveal any cards from your hand to prevent the effect. At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?! Card : Binarius	Slipstream Thing (Air/Water) When the previous player in turn order plays a Thing, you may immediately play a Thing in response. Card : Binarius	Keep the Best, discard the rest. Action Everyone chooses 1 card in their possession to keep. Discard and destroy the rest, as applicable. Card : JakeTheWolfie
DNA Thing Action: Gain a token with the title of Opponent's target thing. If you have 3 of these tokens, create and cain control of a copy of that thing. The Basic Building blocks of life Card : JakeTheWolfie	Elephant Thing Action: Destroy Target opponent's thing, provided that it would be smaller than an adult elephant. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Path of Self-Denial Thing A player may Fast by abstaining from drawing cards since (and including) the beginning of their most recent turn. Fasting players may not be eliminated, and non-Fasting players may not win. If you are Fasting, you may prevent this card's destruction instead of breaking your Fast during your next turn. When the game ends, all Fasting players win. Card : Binarius

If You Say So Action Discard 2 cards. Card : Binarius	Spectral Avatar Thing Play this card onto a Thing you control; attached Thing is considered blank. When this card enters play, you may a reveal a living Thing from your hand. If you do, this card becomes a copy of that card, minus its abilities, and gains "Opponents' cards can't destroy this card. When you aren't revealing a card from your hand with this card's name, put this card in the discard pile." Card : Binarius	Rain Out Action Each player returns a Thing they control to their hand. Card : ChippyYYZ
Resurgence Action If an opponent has more cards in their hand than you, draw a card. If an opponent controls more non-Token Things than you, you may put a Thing from your hand into play. If there are more creators among an opponent's Things than among yours, return this card to your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Stonewall Thing Play Stonewall into any player's control. Stonewall enters play with 3 Brick Tokens on it. You may not play Things while there are any Brick Tokens on Stonewall. Action or Thing: Remove a Brick Token on Stonewall from the game. Card : ChippyYYZ	Delayed Activation Action Play a Thing into any player's control. Its ruletext is considered blank until the beginning of its controller's next turn. Card : Binarius
Museum-Quality Scale Model Card Table Thing When this comes into play, gain tokens with the names of all other non-token Things in play and arrange them on this card around a Draw Pile token and a Discard Pile token. Card : Binarius	Lonely in a Crowd Action Target opponent may not play a Thing during their next turn. Card : Binarius	Dark Avenger Thing - Dark Elf Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, put it underneath Dark Avenger. Action: Use an Action ability of a card underneath Dark Avenger, then put that card in the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ

Shadowstalker Thing - Dark Elf Action or Thing: Look at target opponent's hand. They choose a card in their hand, and if it's an Action they choose any targets necessary for it. During their next turn they must play that card with the chosen targets if able. Card : ChippyYYZ	Corruptor Thing - Dark Elf Action: Target opponent reveals a card from their hand if they have at least 3 cards in their hand. The first time they would play a card on their next turn, they instead reveal a random card from their hand. If it has the same title as the first revealed card, they discard it. Otherwise, they play that card if able. Card : ChippyYYZ	Gesture of Deference Thing Choose a creator when this comes into your control. When an opponent plays a card by that creator, they must draw a card and give you a card. When you play a card by that creator, every opponent must draw a card and give you a card. Card : Binarius
Reruns Action Shuffle the discard pile and put it face down on top of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Hidden in the Source Code Thing This card's ability is unusable and cannot be activated by anyone. Action: Discard five cards and win the game. Card : Binarius	Savor The Moment Thing Whenever you play an Action while you have no more than one other card in your hand, return that Action from the discard pile to your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ
Self-Swallow Action Move all Things you control, all cards in your hand, and this card Up Your Sleeve. Turn: If this card is Up Your Sleeve, put it in the discard pile and play any number of cards from Up Your Sleeve, then put all cards from Up Your Sleeve into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Dislocate Action Look at target opponent's hand. They discard a Thing card of your choice. Card : ChippyYYZ	Ichor Sticker Thing Action: Place an Ichor token on Target thing. If that thing is attempted to get destroyed, it will be successful. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Clinger Thing Action: Place a Cursed Flame token on Target thing. If that thing is targeted, destroy it. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Release The Hypnodrones Action All things fall under your control. Program: Make paperclips Card : JakeTheWolfie	T-Shirt Cannon Thing Action: Give a card in your hand to an opponent or play a Thing into an opponent's control. Card : Binarius
My Two Cents Thing When you play a Thing whose ruletext contains the name of a token type, you may play this card immediately along with it, choosing a token type in its ruletext when you do. This counts as two tokens of the chosen type. Card : Binarius	Condolence Card Action Destroy an opponent's Thing and give them a card from your hand. Card : Binarius	Fractal Divider Thing Action: Choose target thing and flip 1 coin(s). If none are tails, destroy that Thing. If that Thing is destroyed this way, increase the number of coins this ability flips by 1. Card : ChippyYYZ
Sponsorship Deal Thing When Sponsorship Deal enters play, choose a creator. At the beginning of your turn you may reveal a card by that creator from your hand to gain 2 Money Tokens. This turn made possible by Cards By Kevan® Card : ChippyYYZ	"He Can't Keep Getting Away With It!" Action Return this card to your hand, then discard a random card. If you have played this card this game, destroy a random Thing you control. If you have played this card three other times this game, you win the game. Card : ChippyYYZ	Cerulean Spell 2C Action Take a Thing from an opponent and give them a Thing from your hand. OR you may prevent the destruction of one of your Things before your next turn. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put a living Thing in the discard pile into your hand. Card : Binarius

Scarlet Spell 2S Action Put a Fire token with "Destroy attached Thing at the end of your turn" onto target Thing. OR draw a card for every Thing you destroyed during your last turn, up to 5. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may force target opponent to discard a card. Card : Binarius	Freshen Up Action Discard any number of cards from your hand. Count the same number of cards from the top of the draw pile and shuffle the cards you discarded into them. Then draw the same number of cards. Card : Binarius	Paperclip AI Thing At the beginging of everyone's turn, the controller of this destroys target thing and gains 5 Paperclip tokens. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Yeet Action Destroy target thing Card : JakeTheWolfie	Mirror Image Thing When played, place a mirror token on another target thing. This thing counts as a copy of that thing. If the Mirror token is destroyed, destroy this thing. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Thing Purist Thing Regard with disdain, verging on con­tempt, all Things with Action abilities (or indeed Thing abilities - why, the very idea!). Destroy/discard all such Things in your control or your hand. If you draw one, discard it and draw again. Instead of playing an Action, you may draw a card or play a Thing. The old way is the correct way. Card : Binarius
Early in the Morning Action At the end of an opponent's next turn, you may play a Thing into any player's control. Card : Binarius	Really Good at Being Mediocre Thing If you have more than three cards at the end of your turn, discard until you have three; if you have fewer than three, draw until you have three. Card : Binarius	Riches To Rags To Riches Thing You may only play this card if you have at least four other cards in your hand. When your hand is empty, put this card in the discard pile and draw five cards. Card : ChippyYYZ

Think of Something Thing Action: If you control no other Things with Action abilities, draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Sleight of Sleight of Hand Action Choose up to one card in each of *Your hand *An opponent's control *The top of the deck *Up Your Sleeve and move it to another one of those zones. Each card must go to a different zone. An Action card put into play this way is immediately played. Card : ChippyYYZ	Tyrannical Lexicographer Action Reveal the top 26 cards of the draw pile and remove any with spelling mistakes to the discard pile, then alphabetize the remainder and replace them in order. Card : Binarius
Apprentice's Spellbook Thing Action: If there are fewer than five cards under this card, put an Action from your hand face down under this card. Action: If there are five cards under this card, shuffle them, reveal one, and do what it says. Card : Binarius	"Archaeological Research" Action Take an Action in the discard pile that could destroy a Thing and put it into your hand. Card : Binarius	Blessed Bone Die Thing - Good When you play this, discard up to 6 Actions to imbue the die with their powers, overwriting the following results in ascending numerical order: 1. You are immune to elimination once. 2. No effect. 3. Play 2 additional actions. 4. Destroy an opponent's Thing. 5. Double your handsize. 6. Gain a turn. Action: Roll. The die is indestructible until your next turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Global Warming Thing For every 100 of everyone's collective turns after this is played, everyone's handsize decreases by 1. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Global Cooling Thing For every 100 of everyone's collective turns after this is played, everyone's handsize increases by 1. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Cantor's Inverse Dimensionality Lemma Thing Let Γ be an isotropic tangent space of ℝn at ζ and Ξ be a piecewise sesqui­linear transformation. Then there exists a relation f-1 of ζ such that we can con­struct a connected polytope in the p-adics diffeomorphic to H2(ℂ, ℚp). Proof: Suppose σ is a Euclidean sub­space of ℚpn and ψ is an antisymmetric mapping. The result follows by dévissage. Card : Binarius

Variegated Croton Thing [[File:Variegated_croton.jpg Card : Binarius	Possessed Deck of Playing Cards Thing - Evil Once per turn, shuffle and reveal the top card of a standard deck. 2-6/7-10/J-K♣: You/Opponents/All players discard a card. A♣: A random player discards their hand. 2-10/J-K♦: De­stroy a Thing/a random Thing. A♦: Take a Thing from the discard pile. 2-10/J-K♥: Draw a card/2 cards. A♥: Take another turn. 2-10♠: Gain an In­sanity token. J-K♠: An opponent skips a turn. A♠: Eliminate a random player. Card : Binarius	Hydra Thing When this thing is destroyed with anything except fire, create a copy of it and everything on top of it, then gain control of them. You may replace all "fire" with any noun. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Hydrafication Thing When this enters play, play it on any of your things. It gains the text: "When this thing is destroyed with anything except fire, create a copy of it and everything on top of it, then gain control of them. You may replace all "fire" with any noun." Card : JakeTheWolfie	Gorgon Thing When this enters play, you may replace the second "Stone" with any noun. Action: Destroy target thing that has sight, and gain 5 Stone tokens. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Happy Birthday to Me Thing When you play this, each opponent must draw cards until they draw a Thing, discard the other cards they drew, and place the Thing face down under this card. Thing: Turn a Thing under this card face up and gain control of it. Card : Binarius
Void Vortex Thing Void Vortex destroys itself at the end of your turn. While it is in the discard pile, it is considered the bottommost card in the discard pile, and all cards below it are considered removed from the game. Card : Binarius	For Emphasis Action Return a Thing you control to your hand, then play it immediately. Card : Binarius	Echo Hub a0 Thing Whenever a player plays an Action card from their hand, they put it under Echo Hub instead of into the discard pile. They then play any Action cards that were already under Echo Hub, putting those Action cards into the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ

Button Masher a1 Thing At the beginning of your turn, play or discard the first card you draw, then draw an additional card. This counts as one of your plays for the turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	The Boss's Cut a2 Action For each type of Token your opponents control, each opponent gives you one third of their Tokens of that type, rounded up. Draw two cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	Triangle Power Action Transfer up to 5 of your non-token Things into your opponents' control. Draw 1 card for the first such Thing you donate, 2 for the second, 3 for the third, and so on. Card : Binarius
Ball and Chain Thing Play this card into any player's control. You may only play an Action if you discard a card first. Card : Binarius	The Ol' Razzle Dazzle Action Draw two cards, discard one of them, and put a card from your hand on top of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Switcheroo Action Lose control of one of your things to gain control of an opponent's thing. They gain control of your thing. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Super Unabsorbant Sponge Thing Action: Gain a Token of a Liquid of your choice. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Super Absorbant Sponge Thing Action: Destroy a Token of a Liquid of your choice. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Deafening Silence Thing Remove the draw pile and discard pile from the game when this enters play, and replace them when this is destroyed. You may destroy this card at the beginning of your turn. Card : Binarius

Landscaping Boulder Thing Sandstone, about 260 kg. Your maximum hand size is decreased by 1. Action: Discard a card and transfer this card into target opponent's control. Card : Binarius	Dog Whistle Thing Action: Incessant barking! Living Things are too annoyed to use their abilities before your next turn. Card : Binarius	Perpetual Motion Machine Thing Action: Gain an energy token Card : JakeTheWolfie
Hanged Men Action Three men appear before you, all chanting otherworldly things. You may choose to listen. If you do, random a number between 1-3. 1: They speak of good fortune. Draw 2 cards. 2: They speak nonsense. It itches at your brain. Discard 2 cards. 3: There was nothing to hear. Discard 1 card. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Ice Spike Thing Action: Destroy target thing. If it is on fire, destroy this as well. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Presented by Guacola® Thing Play onto target Thing. When attached Thing uses an ability, gain 2 Money tokens. Card : Binarius
Pack Light Thing Every player's hand size limit is reduced by the number of non-token Things they control (besides this one). A player who controls more than five other non-token Things may not draw cards, but they may destroy any of their non-token Things at any time. Card : Binarius	Persian Chessboard Action Each player gains a Grain token with "At the beginning of your turn, gain a copy of this token." Card : Binarius	Class Room Thing - Room Action: Draw from the deck until you draw a thing. Then replace any thing you control with it. Card : JakeTheWolfie

2048th note Thing There is no purpse for either this nor a note as short as the one described Card : JakeTheWolfie	Time Machine Thing Action: Choose an action played in the discard pile and random a player to play it again. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Ascending Node ☊ Thing - Node When Ascending Node comes into play, for each Node you control, search the deck for a Moon and put it into play. Card : Binarius
Corner Office Thing - Room If you have at least 4 cards in your hand, you may look at the top card of the draw pile at any time during your turn. Action: Discard a card and look at target opponent's hand. Card : Binarius	Equinox Action Average the number of cards in each player's hand. Each player must draw or discard until they hold that many cards, rounded to the nearest whole number. Card : Binarius	UnEquinox Action Whoever has the most cards loses the game. Whoever has the least cards discards their hand. Everyone else may decide to either win the game, or discard a card. If more than 1 player chooses to win, all of them discard their hand, and the discarders draw a card. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Celstial Sigil Thing Action: Destroy the Sigil and play a copy of The Moon Lord Card : JakeTheWolfie	The Moon Lord Thing Action: The Lunar Floe overwhelms you. Discard 2 cards to steal 1 card. Action: The Solar Energy empowers you. Draw 2 cards and destroy 3 things. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Awakened from Cryo­sleep in the Year 7299 Action Discard your hand and destroy all of your Things. Draw 995 cards and discard them immediately, then draw 5 cards. Card : Binarius

Accident at the Funky Purple Ink Factory Action Change the color of every Thing in play to Funky Purple. Card : Binarius

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