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Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Angelic Aegis cards_5801_5900 thing Thing At any time, you may discard Angelic Aegis to prevent target Thing from being destroyed this turn. Play Angelic Aegis onto a Thing. Equipped Thing is indestructible. Corrigan Lame Chirstmas cards_5801_5900 action Action Destroy all your opponent's cards even they are "indestructable". Draw 5 cards and discard 3 cards. Oh yeah, this card only will have effect on January 30, April 17, and December 25. newecreator Scar cards_5801_5900 thing Thing When this comes into play roll 2 6-sided dice. You get the rolled amount of hyena tokens. When there are no things in play other than Scar and the hyena tokens at the end of your turn, you win the game. Action & Sacrifice 3 hyena tokens: Destroy 1 living thing. You may sacrifice 1 hyena token to prevent Scar from getting destroyed. NinjaWookiee The Cab Driver That Doesn't Like Gummybears cards_5801_5900 thing Thing You can play 1 additional action in your turn. Action: Draw 2 cards. Thing: You get 1 Gummybear Token. Only your opponents can play this ability. If you control at least 1 Gummybear Token this card looses all abilities except for this one. NinjaWookiee Tommy-Gun Replica cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Action & Thing: Destroy 1 thing. You can kill with it, but it's harder and takes more time than with a real one. At least this one can't get jammed. NinjaWookiee Mutatite cards_5801_5900 thing_mutant Thing - Mutant When Mutatite enters play, reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal a Thing card. Attach that card to Mutatite as though it were an equip Thing. Mutatite gains that card's text. Put the rest of the cards revealed this way into the discard pile. Mutato likes to refer to his chimeric creations as his "children", though fortunately no womb on earth could spawn such aberrations. Corrigan Burgo's Knight cards_5801_5900 thing_zombie Thing - Zombie When Burgo's Knight is destroyed, put a Remnant token into play. At the beginning of each player's turn, if that player controls a Remnant token and Burgo's Knight is in the discard pile, that player returns Burgo's Knight to play under his or her control. Action: Each player discards a card. Corrigan Calea's Guardian cards_5801_5900 thing_angel Thing - Angel Whenever an effect an opponent controls would destroy a Thing you control, you may have that effect destroy a different Thing you control instead. The will of Calea is inscrutable, destining some for glory in accordance with her immutable purposes. Corrigan Giant Pet Hornet cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Your handcards are safe from your opponents cards. (I.E.: No one can steal from you, you don't need to discard cards if an opponents card tells you to, other players can't look at your hand and your handlimit isn't affected by opponents cards.) Sacrifice this: Destroy 1 thing of your choice. NinjaWookiee Hans Henning Holzhauer cards_5801_5900 thing Thing You don't have to pay to play thing cards with H in its title. Action: Sacrifice 1 thing and destroy x things, where x is the amount of H in that things title. NinjaWookiee The Skeleton Cab Driver cards_5801_5900 thing Thing You can play 1 additional action in your turn. When you play an actioncard you get 1 Bone Token. You may sacrifice 1 Bone Token at any time to draw 1 card. NinjaWookiee Lorekeeper Demon cards_5801_5900 thing Thing When Lorekeeper Demon enters play, discard your hand, then search the top sixty cards of the draw pile for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle the draw pile. Action: Destroy target token. Corrigan Pandæmonium, Hell's Capital cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Things you control are indestructible as long as you have no cards in hand. Pandæmonium shrouds its most powerful inhabitants with a protective sheen of chaos and insanity. Corrigan Demonic Rampage cards_5801_5900 action Action Destroy all Things. If you have no cards in hand, destroy all Things you don't control instead. Corrigan ▲ ▲ ▲ cards_5801_5900 thing Thing When this comes into play draw x cards, where x is the amount of non-token things under your control. All your things, including this one, are indestructible until this leaves play. NinjaWookiee Let's Read: Twilight or Dracula cards_5801_5900 thing Thing When this comes into play roll a die. If its uneven this card gets the ability: "Thing: You get 1 Sparkling Vampire Token." If its even this card gets the ability: "Thing: You get 1 Real Vampire Token. Real Vampire Tokens have the ability: Action: Take control over 1 thing. That thing becomes a vampire." Action & Sacrifice x vampires: Draw x cards. NinjaWookiee Backup Cache cards_5801_5900 thing Thing When this Thing is destroyed, draw a card and gain 5 Money Tokens, 5 Energy Tokens, and 5 Food Tokens. I told you it would come in handy someday. Now pass me the can opener. ChippyYYZ Power, Wisdom, Courage cards_5801_5900 action Action 2▲/3 Choose two: Destroy target Thing OR Draw 2 cards OR You may play an extra Action this turn. ChippyYYZ Scour cards_5801_5900 action Action Discard your hand. For each card you discarded, destroy up to two Things, then remove up to two cards in the discard pile from the game. ChippyYYZ Who says I'm not creative? cards_5801_5900 action Action Choose one -- Choose Action or Thing. Then reveal cards from the deck until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Play it immediately.; or choose 1 card from an opponents hand and play it immediately under your control.; or bring back 1 random card from the discard pile and play it immediately. NinjaWookiee Way too many cards cards_5801_5900 action Action Every player discards cards until every player has 3 cards in his/her hand. NinjaWookiee Phil Margera cards_5801_5900 thing Thing As long as this is in play no other card can leave play for whatever reason. Would this be destroyed you may sacrifice 1 food token to prevent it from happening. Seriously, before anyone does anything we have to get rid of that guy with the hairy back. I can't concentrate! NinjaWookiee Ossify cards_5801_5900 action Action 1j Target Thing loses all its Action abilities until it leaves play OR Target opponent reveals their hand and discards all their Action cards. Bucky Master Tokensmith cards_5801_5900 thing_person Thing-Person 2j Thing:Gain a token with no type. Action:Target token becomes a type of token of your choice. Bucky Le Internet cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Comes into play with 3 "FFFFFUUUUUU--" Tokens, 3 "Like a boss" Tokens and 3 "Trollface" Tokens. You may sacrifice 1 "FFFFFUUUUUU--" Token at any time to prevent 1 thing from getting destroyed. You may sacrifice 1 "Like a boss" Token at any time to play 1 card or ability for free. You may sacrifice 1 "Trollface" Token at any time, to steal 1 handcard from an opponent of your choice. NinjaWookiee Rock Biter cards_5801_5900 thing_golem Thing - Golem Rock Biter can't be destroyed by effects that destroy multiple Things. Whenever multiple Things would be destroyed, you may prevent one of those Things from being destroyed. "Such strong hands." Corrigan Negotiating Hostage-Taker cards_5801_5900 action Action Choose 1 opponents thing. Then look at the hand of that cards controller. Choose 1 card from those as well. You take control over the chosen thing in play, unless that opponent give you the chosen handcard. NinjaWookiee Pink Hammer cards_5801_5900 action Action Destroy target Thing. If you are female, you may destroy another target Thing. Corrigan Countersong cards_5801_5900 reaction Reaction Play as an answer to someone playing an action card. Start singing a song and negate that action card. NinjaWookiee The Fall of Autumn cards_5801_5900 thing Thing If it's September, October, November or December when this card is played, roll a 6-sided dice. Go outside and get the rolled amount of leafs. Then throw the leafs on the table. Every card that touches a leaf, gets destroyed. If it's not 1 of the previously called months when this card is played, draw 1 card. NinjaWookiee Demon of Mind's Revenge cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Whenever you discard a card, you may destroy target Thing. Corrigan Murphy's Hex cards_5801_5900 reaction Reaction 3j Play in response to an opponent playing an Action card. Change one word on that card for the duration of the action. The changed card cannot cause any players to win or lose the game. "What could possibly go wrong?" Bucky Zerging Ahead cards_5801_5900 action Action Reveal the top 7 cards of the deck. You may play any number of Action cards from among them. For each Thing card revealed this way, a random opponent may play that card. "LEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY!" ChippyYYZ Protoss Research cards_5801_5900 action Action Reveal the top 7 cards of the deck. You may play any number of Thing cards from among them. For each Action card revealed this way, a random opponent may play that card. Hey, no fair! I was still building my carrier fleet! ChippyYYZ Switch The Cables cards_5801_5900 reaction Reaction Play in response to a player playing an Action Ability. That ability has the effect of another Action Ability chosen by you from among Things in play. ChippyYYZ Magic Mud cards_5801_5900 action Action Choose one -- Erase an action ability from target Thing, or target player discards a card, or return target Thing card from the discard pile to your hand. Corrigan 20th April 1889 cards_5801_5900 action Action Choose 1 player. That player can play cards with x's on it for free. After 56 rounds that player is eliminated. NinjaWookiee LOL cards_5801_5900 thing Thing If someone laughs, he/she has to sacrifice 1 thing. NinjaWookiee The Good Guys Always Win cards_5801_5900 action Action Eliminate that player, that controls the most things with abilities to destroy other things. Do more than 1 player have the same amount of things of this kind, they are all eliminated. NinjaWookiee Kaos Kraken cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Action: Choose an opponent and roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to the number of cards in that player's hand, choose one: -- Destroy up to that many target Things that player controls, or you draw that many cards. Corrigan John Paul Jackson cards_5801_5900 thing Thing This card can't be affected by any Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related cards. Action: Destroy 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related thing. You may at any time remove 1 Pokémon- or Magic: The Gathering-related card from your hand and draw 1 card. NinjaWookiee Mummificated Mantis cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Play when someone destroys 1 thing of yours. When this card gets destroyed, bring back that destroyed thing in play. NinjaWookiee Getting Molested By a Ghost While Murdering a Child cards_5801_5900 reaction Reaction Play when someone destroys a thing, which isn't longer than 3 rounds in play yet. That player has to discard 3 random cards. NinjaWookiee Progenitus Genes cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Play onto a Thing. That Thing is indestructible and can't be targeted by anything. It can't have other cards attached to it besides Progenitus Genes (cards previously attached to it become detached). You can be Soul of the World Junior. Corrigan Hysteria Outbreak cards_5801_5900 action Action You can't play Hysteria Outbreak if you've played a card this turn. Each player discards his or her hand. Corrigan GTFO! cards_5801_5900 reaction Reaction Play in response to a Thing entering play. That Thing doesn't enter play. Remove that card from the game. "And stay TFO!" Corrigan It That Betrays cards_5801_5900 unknown Unknown Whenever an opponent destroys a Thing they control, Put that Thing into play under your control. ChippyYYZ Censor cards_5801_5900 reaction Reaction Play in response to an Action being played. Choose any number of sentences on that Action. Those sentences are ignored for the duration of the Action. ChippyYYZ Solar Flare cards_5801_5900 action Action Each opponent discards a card. Remove the top 20 cards of the deck from the game. ChippyYYZ Looting cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Whenever a living Thing is destroyed, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. Corrigan Brain Slug Attack cards_5801_5900 action Action You can't play Brain Slug Attack if you've played a card this turn. Discard your hand, then put all cards from target opponent's hand into yours. End your turn. Corrigan Cheerilee cards_5801_5900 thing_pony Thing - Pony Whenever an Action ability of a Pony you control is activated, you may draw a card. Action: Put a Pony token of a colour of your choice into play. Corrigan Reading a Book About TV- and Movie-Series "Jackass" cards_5801_5900 action Action Roll 2 6-sided dice. Then reveal the rolled amount of top cards of the deck. Bring into play every Thing-card you reveal this way, that has the word "sacrifice" on it and play every Action-card revealed this way, that has the word "discard" on it. Shuffle the other cards revealed this way back into the deck. NinjaWookiee Turtle Fight cards_5801_5900 reaction Reaction Play as an answer to someone destroying a thing by using another things ability. Both of these things become indestructible until they leave play. NinjaWookiee Action: Destroy up to 2 things. cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Action & Sacrifice 1 thing & Discard 1 card: Destroy 1 thing and draw 1 card Thing: You can use this cards title- or flavortext-ability this turn. Action: Draw 2 cards. NinjaWookiee Watch as My Brain Regenerates! cards_5801_5900 action Action Choose any number of cards in the discard pile that you discarded this turn. Return those cards to your hand. "Behold my ability to drink with no long-term effects!" Corrigan Dimensional Roulette cards_5801_5900 action Action As you play Dimensional Roulette, reveal a card from your hand. Target opponent reveals a card from his or her hand. Then play rock, paper scissors with that player. The player who wins may play any number of the revealed cards. Corrigan Alchemist cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Inanimate, nonabstract Things you control are also treated as Money tokens. Corrigan Trading Cardgame cards_5801_5900 action Action Choose 1 opponent. You choose as many cards from your hand as you want and give them to your opponent. That opponent gives you the same amount of cards. NinjaWookiee Avatar of Knowledge cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Action & Thing: Draw x cards, where x is your size in centimeters divided by 20 (rounded down). Thing: Take y randomly chosen cards from your opponents hands, where y is your weight in kg divided by z, where z is the number rolled with 2 6-sided dice (rounded down). NinjaWookiee Change the Course of Time cards_5801_5900 action Action Starting with you, each player takes turns choosing a card from the discard pile until each player has chosen five or there are no more cards in the discard pile. Each player discards his or her hand, then puts the cards he or she chose into his or her hand. "So, when exactly did the past happen?" Corrigan Robes of Wizardliness cards_5801_5900 thing Thing 1Z Whenever a player refers to you as anything other than "his/her wizardliness" while talking about you or "your wizardliness" while talking to you, that player discards a card and destroys one of their Things. Q: Who's too cool for pants? A: WIZARDS!!! Corrigan Delivery Prank cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Whenever a player would draw a card, each player rolls a die and the player who got the highest result draws a card instead. Corrigan Transreconfigurator cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Action and Thing: For each Thing attached to a Thing in play, you may attach that Thing to another Thing. You may not attach a Thing to itself this way. ChippyYYZ Draconic Ultimatum cards_5801_5900 action Action Destroy up to twenty target Things, draw up to twenty cards, and up to twenty target cards in your opponents' hands are discarded. Skip a number of your turns equal to the average of the numbers chosen this way, rounded up. When dragons spend centuries in a dormant slumber, it's because they're freaking tired. ChippyYYZ Alt-Text Awareness cards_5801_5900 thing Thing The flavortext of Things you control, Actions you play, and cards in your hand is also rulestext. You mean every xkcd has TWO jokes? ChippyYYZ Hulk Out cards_5801_5900 action Action Destroy X target Things, where X is the number of Things you control. Then destroy all Things you control. Sometimes, everything looks like a weapon. Corrigan Species Replacement cards_5801_5900 action Action Return any number of target nontoken Things you control to your hand. You may play X additional Things this turn, where X is the number of Things you returned to hand this way. Corrigan Anonymous cards_5801_5900 thing Thing ? All Things have name "Anonymous", creator "Anonymous" and are controlled by all players. "You're wearing a MASK? Grow up, dude!" - Bub
ZtAnonymous Godlike Power cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Do whatever the fuck you want. Who said life was fair? Zt GNU General Public License cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Action: Any player may use this Action. Create a copy of this Thing under your control. Action: Change a word of this Thing's text other than the first Action ability. Zt Kettle Drum of the Gods cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Whenever you draw a card, each other player draws a card. Other players can't draw cards any other way. Everyone marches to the beat of your drum now. Corrigan The Universe Itself Keeps Expanding and Expanding cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Each player may play up to two additional Things during his or her turn. "Pray there's intelligent life somewhere up in space cos there's bugger all down here on the Earth." Corrigan Light Yagami cards_5801_5900 thing Thing You may play this under target player's control. If an opponent ever sees your cards, you are eliminated. Action: Destroy target human. "I will create the perfect world." Zt L cards_5801_5900 thing Thing If you ever see an opponent's hand, eliminate that opponent. "The probability that you are Kira is 5%." Zt Misa Misa cards_5801_5900 thing_nuisance Thing - Nuisance Play this as soon as possible. As long as you control this, you cannot play Things. "You're begging for him to finally write her freakin' name into the Death Note and in the end it just doesn't happen. Makes me wanna smash my head against the wall." - my mate Don Zt Wabbajack cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Comes into play with 10 Charge Counters. Action & remove 1 Charge Counter: Choose a thing and roll a 6-sided die and do what matches the rolled number: 1-2 = Destroy that thing and the controller discards 2 cards.; 3-4 = The thing is considered a bunny without any abilities until it leaves play.; 5-6 = The thing becomes a Dremora with the ability "Action: Destroy up to 2 things." NinjaWookiee Flaming Katana cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Action: Choose 1 thing. If that thing has 3 or less lines of text on it (Excluding title and flavortext) it gets destroyed. If it has 4 or more lines it gets destroyed in 1 round. Either way it can't be prevented by Action-/Reaction-cards or a things ability. NinjaWookiee Death Note cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Action: Destroy target human. (If you wish, you may also specify how the person dies. Defaults to heart-attack.) Zt Oracle of Delphi cards_5801_5900 action Action Look at the top five cards of the deck and rearrange their order as you wish. Zt JFGI! cards_5801_5900 action Action Browse through the deck and take a card you want. Then shuffle the deck. "Just Fucking Google It!" Zt Abdul the Mad Arabian Mathematician cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Action: Put a Sifr counter on target Thing. All numerical values on Things with Sifr counters on them are 0.(Treat "a" and "an" as "one") !صف Corrigan Ancient Magicks cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Action - Banding: This card gains "If a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may destroy another Thing you control instead." Action - Horsemanship: This card gains "You have Horsemanship and may not be the target of Actions played by players who do not have Horsemanship." ChippyYYZ You Know What I Mean cards_5801_5900 action Action "Destroy" target Thing. ChippyYYZ Triple Cross cards_5801_5900 action Action You and target opponent discard a card. At the end of that opponent's next turn, they discard a card. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may have that opponent discard a card. ChippyYYZ Killa Reverb cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Whenever you play an Action card, you may discard a card. If you do, copy that Action. You may choose new targets for the copy. Corrigan God of Electronica cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Action: Discard your hand. On your next turn, if God of Electronica is in play, you may take X additional Actions, excluding this one, where X is the number of cards you discarded this way. Lose your mind and just dance, dance, dance. Corrigan Mighty Morph cards_5801_5900 action Action Each player chooses a Thing he or she controls and returns that Thing to his or hand. Then each player may put a Thing card from his or her hand into play. Corrigan Wretched Hive cards_5801_5900 thing Thing Whenever another non-token Thing is destroyed, you may gain a Scum Token or a Villainy Token. At the end of your turn, you may destroy a Scum Token and a Villainy Token you control to draw a card. ChippyYYZ Speedrun Attempt cards_5801_5900 action Action Take 3 extra turns. The next time an opponent takes a turn, you are eliminated. ChippyYYZ Balance cards_5801_5900 action Action Each player chooses a number of Things he or she controls equal to the number of Things controlled by the player who controls the least Things. Destroy all Things not chosen. Then, players discard cards this way. ChippyYYZ Mountain of Matter cards_5801_5900 thing Thing At the beginning of your turn, put a matter counter of Mountain of Matter. Each player may play an additional Thing card during his or her turn for each matter counter on Mountain of Matter. Corrigan Matchmaker cards_5801_5900 thing Thing 4j Action:Draw a card and reveal it. If it has the same name as one of your Things, win the game; otherwise, discard a card. Bucky Matchmaker cards_5801_5900 thing Thing 4j Action:Draw a card and reveal it. If it has the same name as one of your Things, win the game; otherwise, discard a card. Bucky Mind Melt cards_5801_5900 action Action 5j Destroy an animal OR target player discards two random cards. Bucky Mechanized Pirate cards_5801_5900 thing_machine_pirate Thing - Machine Pirate Mechanized Pirate cannot be destroyed by its owner. Although it seems most pirates are relics of a day long past, trawling the depths of the Dvorak Archives is dangerous due to fiendish attacks by their still-functioning servantile automatons. NARF Rather Confusing Hood cards_5801_5900 thing_hood Thing - Hood Play this onto a Thing of your choice. If there are less than five things in play, destroy Rather Confusing Hood. Action: If every other thing in play is on a Thing or has something on it(excluding counters), you win the game. NARF Countercurrent Mist cards_5801_5900 action_reaction Action - Reaction Move all counters in play onto a Thing of your choice. Side effects may include... Well, here's Volume I. NARF Contact Your Representative cards_5801_5900 action Action Call someone who represents your district/state/etc. in your national government. Play continues as normal, except that for the next 5 minutes, that representative may make any changes to the gamestate he or she desires. ChippyYYZ Assembly Rigger cards_5801_5900 thing_goblin_rigger Thing - Goblin Rigger 2R Tap Assembly Rigger: Gain a Contraption Token. "Look, all I'm saying is that you might want to double-check the timeline to make sure everything got back to its proper place." -- The Doctor, to Teferi ChippyYYZ
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