Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 5001-5100


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Rob Peter to pay Paul 3P
Action Reaction
Discard this card to take control of a token to pay for a destroy a token effect. When played as an action, remove a living thing in the discard pile from play and give another player 3 money tokens.
Card : gill_smoke
St. Peter P3
Thing
Whenever a living thing would enter the discard pile if you have not played a thing on your last turn you may put the destroyed thing into your hand.

The official position is against reincarnation, but sometimes the boss makes exceptions.
Card : gill_smoke
Graverobbing
Action
Take a card from the discard pile and put it in your pocket.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Friendly Fire
Unplayable
If you discard this card, destroy a random thing you control.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Chaotic Vortex
Action
Destroy target Thing and a random Thing. Play the top card of the deck. Discard your hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Gaze Upon the Ruins 0X
Action
If there are at least 5 Things in the discard pile for each player, you win the game. Otherwise, exchange a card in your hand for a Thing in the discard pile.
Card : Bucky
Norte Dame C2
Thing
If you can get this into America you would win the game.

Stupid Americans think they own everything.
Card : gill_smoke
Quiet solemn holy and honorable country Church C2
Thing
Thing: create a piety token. Action & Thing: If you control at least 20 piety tokens you may end the game and decide the winner.

Smiting sinners isn't as effective as cultivating devotion in oneself.
Card : gill_smoke
Gargoyle 2C
Thing
This is considered living if there is a church in play. Action: if this is a living thing destroy a living thing and replace it with a copy of this card.
Card : gill_smoke
Louis Vuitton Leather
Thing
Things you control cannot be destroyed by fire or water-based means.
Whenever you play a thing, translate its text into Japanese, then back into English.

This card does not count as leather for purposes of cards that refer specifically to leather.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Difficulty
Thing
In order to discard it a card or it introduces a card to her of the series of the version in its hand or permuted a card in its hand with a card in the other hand of the players.

Try and get some use out of this one!
Card : Nehh
Reciprocal Tenderness Ab3
Action
If you control a male and a female thing create 3 money tokens
Card : gill_smoke
Perfidious Wretches Ab2
Action
If target player controls things of 2 or more genders they discard their hand and skip their next turn.
Card : gill_smoke
Scheherazade Ab1
Thing
At the beginning of your turn create an unfinished story on Scheherazade. If Scheherazade would be destroyed destroy an unfinished story token instead and create a finished story token. If there 1001 tokens on Scheherazade Her Controller wins the game.
Card : gill_smoke
Concentrated Global Warming Burst
Action
Destroy a Thing and remove the 10 cards of the deck from the game.
Card : ChippyYYZ
I AM KATAMARI!!!
Action
Take control of a Thing. You may skip your next turn to take control of all Things.
Card : ChippyYYZ
B Diminished Chord Of Death bdf
Action
If you control Things with the letters B, D, and F in their cornervalues, Eliminate target player. If you also control a Thing with Ab in its cornervalue, Eliminate all players instead.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Fanfic B1
Action
Change or add to the Flavortext of any card in play or your hand
Card : gill_smoke
New overbearing technical regulations D4
Thing
All non living things may not perform action abilities without also discarding a card.
Card : gill_smoke
Dangerous Security F4
Thing
Attach to a living thing. If that thing would be destroyed destroy this and a random other thing also.

Weren't you supposed to stop that from happening?
Card : gill_smoke
Bloodrocuted
Action
Play only any time a Thing that contains blood or a similiar vital fluid is destroyed. Destroy target Thing.

bloodrocute - blud'ro`kyoot': vt (1) to electrocute by sending an electrical current through blood.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Bloodlust
Thing
Whenever you destroy a Thing, draw a card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Bloodbath
Action
Destroy all Living Things. Each player gains a Blood Token for each Thing destroyed.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Swiggle 2H
Action
Discard a card or destroy a token, Target player drinks a swiggle of their beverage or is eliminated.

While your up, I only have a swiggle left could ya get me another?
Card : gill_smoke
Strength Punishes H2
Action Reaction
Discard this card when another player would destroy one of your things and destroy one of theirs after yours is destroyed. When played as an action The last player to use a destroy effect destroys all of their things.
Card : gill_smoke
Honor Restrains H2
Action Reaction
Discard this card when another player woud destroy one of your things prevent that effect. When played as an action No one may play a destroy effect until the end of your next turn.
Card : gill_smoke
Migraine
Thing
Play this card into any player's control. Discard a card whenever you play an Action.
Card : Binarius
Fever
Thing
Play this card into any player's control. You may play at most one card per turn.
Card : Binarius
Sore Throat
Thing
Play this card into any player's control. You may not draw cards if you drew any cards during your last turn.
Card : Binarius
Exploding Present 1Y
Thing
You may play this into another player's control
At the end of your turn, destroy this and discard two cards or your hand.
Card : Bucky
Teleporting Present 2Y
Thing
You may play this into another player's control
At the end of your turn, give Teleporting Present and another Thing you control to a random opponent.
Card : Bucky
Gift-Wrapped Promulg 3Y
Thing - Beast
You may play this into another player's control
At the end of your turn, destroy one of your other Things to feed Gift-Wrapped Promulg. If you can't, you lose the game unless you discard three cards and destroy Gift-Wrapped Promulg.
Card : Bucky
Green Christmas S0
Action
Destroy all snow tokens
Card : gill_smoke
After Christmas Clearance Sale S1
Action
Destroy X tokens reveal X cards from the draw pile put the things in your hand then put the rest at the bottom of the draw pile.

I got these great deals but Next season we'll have to do better.
Card : gill_smoke
Snow is a four letter word S2
Thing
Destroy this card when there are no snow tokens in play. Players with snow tokens may not use action abilities. When this comes into play players gain tokens for every Title word with 4 letters or more in their hand and in play under their control. Thing(global): Destroy a snow token.
Card : gill_smoke
I'm MEEEEELLLTTTIING! S-
Action
Destroy all the Snow tokens that you own.

I wonder how long it'll be before they notice....
Card : Nehh
The Meltifier R3
Thing
The owner of this card can not own snow tokens.

This is more like it!
Card : Nehh
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophilia tl;dr
Action
Each player draws 2 cards for every card they have in their hand with a word in the title that is more than 10 letters long.

Glaa...aaag.
Card : Nehh
Sabotage!
Action
Steal a random card from a chosen opponent and destroy one of their Things.
Card : Binarius
Timeslip
Thing
Discard all of your Things when you play Timeslip; you may not have any in your hand while it is in play. Draw a card whenever you play an Action card. You may play Action cards at any time, but you may only use Action abilities during your turn, and only once per turn.
Card : Binarius
Fold
Action
Discard your hand, and draw an equal number of cards at the beginning of your next turn.
Card : Binarius
Snow Rule S0
Thing
Players with snow tokens may not use action abilities. Thing(global): destroy a snow token.
Card : gill_smoke
Plowed Drive S8
Action
Destoy all of your snow tokens
Card : gill_smoke
Polar Reaches S9
Thing
If not in play already create a copy of Snow Rule and put it into play. At the beginning of your turn give every player a new snow token.
Card : gill_smoke
Kill It With Fire 4Y
Action
Destroy target Thing. Any player may destroy one of their water- or ice-related Things to save it.
Card : Bucky
Elemental Mastery 5Y
Action
If you control a token of each of these types:(Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void), you win the game. Otherwise, gain a token of one of those types and return this card to your hand.
Card : Bucky
Magma Amulet
Thing
Action: Gain a Fire Token and an Earth Token.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Cloud Amulet
Thing
Action: Gain a Water Token and an Air Token.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Scroll of Elemental Ball
Thing
Action: Destroy two tokens you control of any of the following types:(Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void) to destroy target Thing.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Void Slinger 6Y
Thing
Things with two or more Void tokens on them are considered blank.
Thing:Gain a Void token.
Action:Move up to three of your unattached Void tokens onto target non-token Thing.
Card : Bucky
Mud Slinger 7Y
Thing
Thing:Gain an Earth or Water token. Action:Destroy one of your Earth and one of your Water tokens. Target player discards a random card.
Card : Bucky
Mud Volley 8Y
Action
Target player discards a random card. That player gains an Earth token and a Water token.
Card : Bucky
Earthen Dam
Thing
Gain three Earth and five Water tokens when you play this card. Once during your turn, you may destroy one Water token to draw a card. If you have no Water tokens, destroy this card. If you have no Earth tokens, destroy all of your Water tokens and this card and discard your hand.
Card : Binarius
Air Gun
Thing
Thing: Gain an Air token. Action: Destroy two of your Air tokens. Target player discards a card.
Card : Binarius
Nullification Ray
Thing
Action: Replace target Fire, Water, Earth, Air, or Energy token with a Void token.
Card : Binarius
Body swap 6y
Action
Swap the titles of 2 living things in play.
Card : gill_smoke
Transmuting Design 6y
Action
Swap a card in play with one from your hand if you replace it with an action card the new owner plays it immediately.
Card : gill_smoke
Libram of Deceptive Rebuke 6y
Thing
At beginning of their turn players turn their face down cards face up if it is an action card play it immediately. Action: Replace a card in play with a card from your hand face down.
Card : gill_smoke
Phlebtonium
Thing/Action
If played as a thing, Phlebstoonium can be played on any card to act as whatever fuel that card needs. If played as an action, Phlebtonium removes a selected player's field entirely and allows you to draw that same amount of cards as removed.

Power, raw and rich!
Card : Anonymous
Technobolt
Action
Destroy target thing. If it was the most technologically advanced thing in play, draw a card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Energy Overload
Action
Choose a Thing with an Action Ability that requires energy tokens to use. Its controller activates that ability without paying any energy. Destroy that thing.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Aether Warp
Action
Remove target Thing from the game. Its controller reveals cards from the top of the deck until a thing is revealed. that player puts the revealed cards on the bottom of the deck and the thing into play.
Flip a coin. On a heads, switch that Thing's rulestext and flavortext.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Cornstarch
Action
Destroy all things in play that consist of water or must swim in it.

Non-newtonian fluids? INGENIOUS!
Card : NARF
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Thing
Any laser related actions may be used twice.

SHOOP DA WHOOP
Card : NARF
Cuttlefish Swarm
Thing
Action:Place one ink counter on a target thing.
Action:Play a mollusk based card without using up your one use per turn.

One cuttlefish is enough, but for all you know, there could be more there, waiting invisibly... TO EAT YOU!!
Card : NARF
Terminal Disease 9Y
Thing
Play onto a Thing. Destroy that Thing at the start of your turn.
Card : Bucky
Nullification Ray Mk 2 0Y
Thing
Action: Replace target non-Void token with a Void token.

Remember Rule 3
Card : Bucky
Kanbei's Error
Thing
All things classified as buildings cannot use any action abilities until next turn. When the next turn comes along, this thing is destroyed.

Most Useless Base Ever
Card : NARF
Battleship In A Lake
Thing
Any card that seems illogical(players vote on it) cannot be played while this card is in play.

"THIS FLAK! How is this possible? How did you get a battleship in such a tiny lake!?"
Card : NARF
Technical Support
Thing
Flip a coin at the beginning of your turn. If it comes up heads, any thing or action that has to do with electronics or mechanics cannot be destroyed or negated this turn. If it comes up tails, then every thing that has to do with electronics or mechanics gains one Failure Counter. A Thing with 3 or more Failure Counters is destroyed.
Card : NARF
Elemental Conjurer Y6
Thing person
Thing: create one token of the following types (Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void) Action: destroy one token of the following types (Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void) you control to destroy a thing'

Abjuration is the same thing really.
Card : gill_smoke
Lower Elemental Transmuter Y6
Thing person
Thing: discard a card to create one token of the following types (Fire, Water, Earth) Action: change the type of any token to one of the following (Fire, Water, Earth).
Card : gill_smoke
Upper Elemental Transmuter Y6
Thing person
Thing: discard a card to create one token of the following types (Air, Energy and Void) Action: change the type of any token to one of the following (Air, Energy and Void).
Card : gill_smoke
Bottler's Spirits
Thing
Thing: Gain a Fire token or a Water token. Action: Destroy one Fire and one Water token you control. Draw five cards, play three of them, and gain a token of one of the following types at random: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy, and Void.
Card : Binarius
Particle Accelerator
Thing
Thing: Gain an Energy token. Action: Destroy one of your Energy tokens and gain one token of each of the following types: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, and Void.

Oh, so that's how the universe works!
Card : Binarius
Nullification Ray 3000
Thing
Discard a card to play this. Action: Replace target Thing with a Void token and flip a coin. On tails, the power coupling has overheated and you may not use this ability during your next turn.
Card : Binarius
Recycling Program 1Z
Thing
At the start of your turn, you may destroy one of your Things and discard a card. If you do, draw a card and gain an untyped Token.
Card : Bucky
Vacuum Boon 2Z
Action
Destroy any number of tokens that are on Things, or destroy any number of dirt-related Things, or discard any number of cards, or gain four Void tokens.

That sucked.
Card : Bucky
Sleep Powder
Action
Turn target Thing face-down.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Trapped Under Ice
Thing
Play this on top of another Thing. That thing is not considered to be in play.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Icy Winds
Action
Target player may not draw cards on their next turn.

Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy target Thing that player controls.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Feebs P3
Living Thing person
The owner of this card may not play action cards. Whenever Feebs would be destroyed the owner may discard their hand and draw 7 cards instead.
Card : gill_smoke
Scratch Your Eyes Out P3
Action
Blank the rules text of a living thing in play.
Card : gill_smoke
Card Portal 3P
Thing
At beginning of your turn you may discard a card to remove a card from play.
Card : gill_smoke
Telepathic Assault 3Z
Action
Destroy a living Thing and look at its controller's hand.
Card : Bucky
Necromantic Transmutation X4
Action
Remove a thing from play and give the previous owner a Zombie token
Card : gill_smoke
Insanitary i6
Action
Put a copy of Insanity rule (#4671) into play if not already. Each player recieves N - X insanity tokens, where N is the number of things that player controls and X is the number of players. If X is larger the negitive tokens become sanity tokens.
Card : gill_smoke
Extended Stay 888
Thing
When played put a thing in play under this card. Action (global): Destroy this card and 3 money tokens to take control of the things under this card.
Card : gill_smoke
Psychic Dominator 4Z
Thing
Action: An opponent with at least two cards in their hand chooses two cards in their hand. You name two cards and the opponent reveals their chosen cards. If they reveal the named cards, take control of all their Things and eliminate them.
Card : Bucky
Work Life Balance 3M
Action
Target player destroys 10 money tokens or they skip their next turn.
Card : gill_smoke
Entrepreneur M3
Thing person
At beginning of your turn create a money token.
Card : gill_smoke
Muck it up M3
Action
If you have a living thing in play you may replace it with one from your hand otherwise replace one of your things with one from the discard pile.
Card : gill_smoke
Amulet of Samarkand 1AD
Thing
Create a Demon token. If the Demon token is destroyed, this card is too.
Card : robo1995
My Buns are Burning
Action
Target must search for something that could burn in view of the playing area and draw a picture of it on fire. If their art is voted to suck, create a Loser Token. The owner of the Loser Token may not win.
Card : robo1995
You are a Loser
Thing
The controller of this card may force a player to own a Loser Token. They can't win.
Card : robo1995
Rule 1 5Z
Thing
Each player may play an extra Action or Thing during their turn. No player may play more than three cards in a turn.

"Don't add more than three cards at a time"
Card : Bucky
Rule 2 6Z
Thing
Cards cannot modify other cards' text. When this enters play, undo any such modifications to Things in play

"Don't change other people's cards"
Card : Bucky
Rule 3 7Z
Action
Destroy all Things that refer to some category of card or Token not present in play or in the discard pile.

"Cards shouldn't refer to other cards."
Card : Bucky
Genuine bolt on go faster goodies 4L
Thing
Attach to a non living thing when it performs an action is does so twice.
Card : gill_smoke
That's not poo that's rust 4L
Action
Remove a non living thing from play.
Card : gill_smoke

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