Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4901-5000

The Highest Form of Flattery Thing Whenever chosen opponent draws a card or destroys a Thing, you may do so as well. Card : Binarius	Rest Action Card : Binarius	You Win If... Action Roll a die. 1: ...you control the most non-token Things. 2: ...you have the fewest tokens. 3: ...you have the fewest cards in hand. 4: ...one of your Things has been destroyed since the end of your last turn. 5: ...you reveal an Action with a cornervalue from your hand. 6: There is no "if"; you just win. Card : Binarius
Mortmain AWaD1 Thing All land and place things you control may not be targeted by action abilities. Card : gill_smoke	Ledgermain AWaD2 Action Draw a card or put a card from the discard pile into your hand or swap a card in your hand with a card in another players hand. nicely done Card : gill_smoke	Manipulate M1 Action Activate the action ability of a living thing that you do not control. Card : gill_smoke
Baby Promulg 5V Thing-Beast Whenever a player discards a card or Baby Promulg destroys a Thing, put a Size token on Baby Promulg. Action:If this has at least 2 Size tokens on it, destroy target Token. Action:If this has at least 6 Size tokens on it, destroy target Thing. Action:If this has at least 12 Size tokens on it, eliminate target Player. Card : Bucky	Gluttonous Promulg 6V Thing-Beast Comes into play with 3 Fat tokens. If Gluttonous Promulg ever has no Fat tokens or more than 5 Fat tokens on it, destroy it. At the start of your turn, Gluttonous Promulg eats another non-token Thing of your choice if possible; destroy that Thing and put a Fat token on Gluttonous Promulg. Otherwise, remove a Fat token from Gluttonous Promulg. Card : Bucky	Your Horoscope For Today Thing Draw two cards at the beginning of your turn and destroy this card if you do not play either of them during your turn. Card : Binarius

Golf Ball Sized Hail Action Destroy three Things at random. Card : Binarius	Oversleep 11:30 Action Target player must skip their next turn, but they are so well rested that they draw three cards at the beginning of their following turn. Card : Binarius	Pink Slip 6P Action Remove a living thing from play. Turn the salmon copy to your human recourse director Card : gill_smoke
Clear Envy P6 Action Discard this card to take control of another players thing. When played as an action If you have fewer things in play than every other player take a card from another players hand. if you have more reveal the top card from the draw pile. the next time you draw take the revealed card too. Card : gill_smoke	No Token Law L6 Thing Players destroy all of their tokens at the end of their turn. Card : gill_smoke	The Hammer Thing Action: Destroy a non-token Thing and give The Hammer to that Thing's (former) controller. Card : Binarius
Speargun Thing Action: If there aren't any in play already, put a Spear token on an opponent's Thing. Action: Gain control of a speared Thing and destroy the token. Card : Binarius	The Recycler 3R Thing Action: Discard a card and gain a token of any type. Card : Binarius	One-Two Punch Action Destroy a Thing. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy another Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ

Concentrate Action Draw a card. Then, draw 2 more cards unless any player destroys a Thing they control. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Metroid Emblem Thing At the beginning of your turn, gain control of an Energy Token. If a Thing you control is targetted by a cold-based effect, that Thing's text is blanked until the end of the turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Past-Master Thing Action: Choose an Action card or a Thing with an Action ability from the discard pile, use its action ability, and remove it from the discard pile. Card : Corrigan
Ralphs Thing Roll one six-sided die. The result is the number of Ralphs that you have. The Ralphs all live in this card, which is destroyed when the last Ralph is destroyed. Card : Corrigan	Fire Hydrant Thing When this card is played, have all players vote on what Water tokens do. Action: Roll a die and create a number of Water tokens equal to the result. You may distribute the Water tokens however you wish. Card : Corrigan	The Very Large Box Of Nothing Thing You may play an unlimited number of Things on this card as a free action. Things on The Very Large Box Of Nothing may not be targeted for card effects and are destroyed when The Very Large Box Of Nothing leaves play. Card : CKY
Dimension of Infinite Kittens Thing At the beginning of each player's turn, put 20 Kitten tokens (acting as Things with "Action: Destroy a Thing" belonging to you) on the field, unless that player discards his hand. Card : CKY	Last Laugh Action Play when an opponent is about to win. He loses the game. Card : CKY	Energize Action Place an Energy Token on each of any number of Things. Card : ChippyYYZ

Recipe For Disaster Thing At any time, you may reveal your hand. If there are at least three food cards in it, discard them and eliminate target player. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bannana Cream Pie Action Choose a Thing that has a face. Its text is blanked. Card : ChippyYYZ	Reflective Coating Action Negate the effects of any card that would target any of your Things until the beginning of your next turn. Card : Binarius
Scroll of Hastening Thing Remove yourself from the normal order of play; instead, take a turn after each of your opponents takes their regular turn. Card : Binarius	Twinkie 11/2058 Action If you have at most two cards in your hand, draw three cards. Card : Binarius	Fightball E2 Action Players discard their their hand in turn order the last player with a card gets a cheap plastic trophy token. That's not how it is played see http://www.fightball.com/ Card : gill_smoke
Jacked Feed E2 Thing Attach to a non living thing. If the attached thing performs an action roll 2d6 on a 2 destroy this card and the card it is attached to on a 3 or 4 this action does nothing on a 12 destroy this card. Card : gill_smoke	Envoy E2 Thing If a player would take one of your things the must take the Envoy first. Card : gill_smoke	Gravity Engine 7V Thing You may play an extra Thing each turn. If you do so, return one of your non-Token Things to your hand. Card : Bucky

Refurbishing 8V Action Permanently change target Thing's name. All references on that Thing to its old name now refer to its new name. Draw a card. Card : Bucky	Extinguisher 9V Thing Enters play with 3 Foam tokens on it. Action:Remove a Foam token from this card and either destroy a Fire-related thing or give target player a Foam token. Card : Bucky	Gravy Engine Thing Gain a Gravy Token at the beginning of your turns. Card : ChippyYYZ
Gravy-Breathing Dragon Thing Other Things you control are blank. Action: Destroy a Thing. Its controller gains 4 Gravy Tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ	Asbestos Curtain Thing Fire-based effects may not destroy Things you control or target you. Action: Give control of this card to any player. They must destroy a Fire-based Thing they control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Live Faust Die Jung R3 Action Every player who has a demon, devil or undead card in play draws a card for every such card to a max of 10. All players with Philosopher, psychologist or therapist card(s) in play are eliminated. Title thanks to Big Rude Jake Card : gill_smoke
Big Rude Jake 3R Thing Whenever you play an action card pick a target player and force them to discard a card. Card : gill_smoke	Theater in the Round R3 Action Discard this card when you hand is at or above your max hand size to reset the current game back to the beginning. When played as an action collect a money token for every living thing all other players control. All the world's a stage -Shakespeare or was that Shatner Card : gill_smoke	When the Bough Breaks Thing Play this card into any player's control. If this card is destroyed, discard your hand. Card : Binarius

Astaroth's Choice Action Destroy all food-related Things and replace each with a Strawberry Candy token. Card : Binarius	Spaghetti Tree Thing Action: Gain a Pasta token. Card : Binarius	Flamethrower 0V Thing Enters play with 2 Fuel tokens on it. At the start of your turn, destroy all Things with Flame tokens on them. Action:Remove a Fuel token from this card and put a Flame token on target Thing. Card : Bucky
Pyromancy Action Put a Flame Token on target Thing and return this card to your hand, OR destroy all things with Flame Tokens on them. Card : ChippyYYZ	Wings Of Wax Thing Whenever your hand contains five or more cards, destroy this card and you are eliminated. Action: Draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Overblaze Thing When this card comes into play, destroy a Thing. If a fire-based effect would attempt to destroy a thing, that thing is removed from the game regardless of whether or not it would have been destroyed. Card : ChippyYYZ
Firestorm Thing If one of each player's non-token Things is on fire, destroy every Thing. Action: Put a Flame token on a Thing. Card : Binarius	Backdraft Action Destroy a Thing that used to have a Flame token on it. Card : Binarius	Pyromaniac Thing - Person Draw a card whenever a Thing is destroyed by a fire-based effect. Action: Put a Flame token on a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing with a Flame token on it. Card : Binarius

Flame War F0 Action Destroy a number of your opponents' cards equal to the number of cards you have with Flame tokens on them. NO HE IS NOT THE AWESOMEST DVORAK PLAYER ALSO YOU SUCK. Card : Nehh	Fire Elemental E1 Thing This card comes into play with 10 Flame tokens on it. It cannot be destroyed by fire-based effects. If it would be destroyed, instead destroy one of the flame tokens on it. If this card has no flame tokens on it, destroy it. Action: Create 1 Flame token and place it on a card. Card : Nehh	Extinguish Action Target any Thing. Remove all Flame tokens from that thing. Mmmmmmf mmmf mmMMmmf mmf mmf - Pyro Card : Nehh
Protective Coating 1X Thing Your Things cannot have other Things played on or attached to them (including Tokens). Card : Bucky	Thuggery 2X Action Look at another player's hand and move a card in it to your own hand. That player draws a card. Card : Bucky	X Collector 3X Thing If you control 3 Things with X in their names or cornervalues at the start of your turn, you win the game. Card : Bucky
Meat Thing If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a copy of the card Cooked Meat into your hand. Meat is murder, tasty murder. Card : Nehh	Cooked Meat Thing If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a copy of the card Burnt Meat into your hand. If you would be eliminated, you may instead remove this card from play. Thank goodness I have a super fast metabolism, eh? Card : Nehh	Burnt Meat Thing If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a Flame token on every Thing you control. Crispy. Card : Nehh

Dragged across a gymnasium by a midget. Action All players shorter than 4 feet tall draw three cards. "It happened to me. No joke." Card : Cralag	No money down real estate M2 Action Play as many place land, terrain or buildings as you wish from your hand. Card : gill_smoke	Make me an offer M2 Action Reveal the top card of the draw pile and auction it for cards or tokens. If no one makes and offer change it's Type to Stuck and this card is now unplayable. Card : gill_smoke
Last Rites 2M Thing rule Anytime a living thing goes into the discard pile it's controller may genuflect and destroy a token to remove it from the game. My condolences on your loss, they will be missed. Card : gill_smoke	Burrowing Hydra Thing Gain 2 Head Tokens when this comes into play. If this card would be destroyed, you may instead destroy a Head Token you control. Action: Give control of any Head Token to target player, or destroy a Thing belonging to a player who controls a Head Token. Global Action: Discard a card and destroy a Head Token you control. This card's controller gains 2 Head Tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ	YYZBolt Action Say the name of a card in play. Any cards in play with that name are repealed from the game. For each word on each card repealed this way, that card's former controller gains a token whose type is that word. November 2nd - I have made a breakthrough in my attempts to combine Plasma with Irony. --ChippyYYZ Card : ChippyYYZ
Hold B To Charge Up Power Thing Action: Place an Action card from your hand onto this card OR, if there is already an Action on this card, play it and duplicate one of its effects. You may not play Actions from your hand while there is an Action card on this card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Strip Search Action Chosen opponent must reveal their hand to you. If any of their cards could eliminate a player, they are eliminated. Card : Binarius	Black Rod Reaction Discard this card when an opponent plays a card to return it to their hand; it is played automatically at the beginning of their next turn instead. Card : Binarius

Mosquito Laser Thing Action: Destroy a token. Card : Binarius	Orbital Bombardment in D Minor 4X Action - Song Choose a number from 0 to the number of Things in play. Destroy that many Things at random. Choosing by throwing pebbles at the table in a rhythmic pattern is optional. Card : Bucky	Variations on a Theme by Dvorak 5X Action - Song Repeat each action you took last turn, except with different targets. Repeat the same actions again at the start of your next turn, with yet another set of targets. Card : Bucky
Cardboard Toccata 6X Action - Song Play an Action card and a Thing card and use the Action ability of one of your Things, then take one more Action. It looks really impressive if you do it fast enough. Card : Bucky	Flame Port F9 Thing Action: Remove all Flame tokens from your cards. Place them on an opponent's thing. Now that's flaming with Portal. Card : Nehh	Portal ->0 Thing When you draw this card, give a copy of it to an opponent. At any point during your turn, you may give any number of cards to any other player who has a Portal. Now that's portalling with Portal. Card : Nehh
Activity Law L7 Thing All Things without an action ability have the following text "Action: This action does nothing." Card : gill_smoke	Gömböc G0 Thing If this is ever turned over it reverts to face up at the begining of it's owner's turn. Action: Flip Gömböc over and target living thing may not perform actions until after Gömböc returns face up. It's like meditation. Card : gill_smoke	20 year old componets 0G Thing If a immaterial thing you control would be destroyed you may destroy this instead. Even the replacement is obsolete -Purchasing Agent Card : gill_smoke

Steal The Blueprints Action Look at target player's hand. Take a Thing card from their hand and put it in your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Suggestion Box Thing Action: Draw a card for every living Thing you control and destroy Suggestion Box. Card : ChippyYYZ	Frost Storm Action Destroy target Thing. Its controller does not draw any cards at the beginning of their next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ
Poke Action Choose an opponent who didn't play an Action during their previous turn. They must give you a card from their hand. Card : Binarius	Break It Down, Chippy Action Draw a card for every card by ChippyYYZ you reveal from your hand. Card : Binarius	John Doe J2 Thing This counts as a Zombie token. No really that's my name. -J. Doe Card : gill_smoke
John Q. Public 2J Thing Thing: Play an action card from your hand. Card : gill_smoke	Johnny Law J2 Thing Action: Take control of any Law in play. Action: Remove from the game a living thing that used a destroy effect since your last turn. Card : gill_smoke	Screw the rules, I have money 7X Action Destroy any number of your Money tokens to draw half that many cards (round down). Then play any number of cards from your hand. Card : Bucky

Stargazer 8X Thing At the end of your turn, look at the Nth card from the top of the draw pile where N is the number of players. Card : Bucky	Pocketfull of Starlight Thing At any time, you may destroy this card and draw 2 cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	Screw the rules, I have pizza Thing Give an opponent a slice of pizza: Take an extra turn at the end of this one. Play this ability at any time. Card : ChippyYYZ
NguNbuLe's Boon Action Erase target thing's first sentence OR return a Thing from the discard pile to your hand OR destroy a Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Pocketfull of Stardust Xµ Thing At any time, you may destroy this card and N tokens to draw N cards, where N equals the number of players Card : gill_smoke	John Smith j2 Thing When you play this from your hand replace the rules text with the rules text of any Living thing in play Yes that's my name, and alot of other guys too. J. Smith Card : gill_smoke
Slice of Pizza Thing Food If destroyed as food, create a cardboard token Didn't you follow the directions? you were supposed to remove this before cooking. Card : gill_smoke	Admin Promotion Thing Turn: Remove target Thing from the game. Card : ChippyYYZ	Overstuffed Closet 9X Action Return a random Thing in the discard pile to your hand and gain six Junk tokens. Card : Bucky

Peterhead P3 Thing Whenever you control a female thing destroy this thing. Action: destroy a non living thing. Card : gill_smoke

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