Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4801-4900


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Action
Destroy every Thing whose ruletext exceeds 140 characters.
Card : Binarius
Helpful Suggestion
Action
Look at an opponent's hand and choose a card for them to play during their next turn.
Card : Binarius
Guns for Hire D1
Thing
Once per turn every player may destroy a money token in order to take control of a thing another player controls until the end of their turn.
Card : gill_smoke
Returned Delivery D1
Thing
Destroy this at the end of your turn to put 2 things in the discard pile into your hand.
Card : gill_smoke
Overnight Delivery D1
Thing
Destroy this at the beginning of your turn to play 2 additional things this turn.
Card : gill_smoke
Hired Help
Thing
During your turn, you may destroy a Money Token you control to play a card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Share The Wealth
Thing
If a card requires a player to destroy one or more Money Tokens, they may destroy any player's Money Tokens as though they were their own.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Dvorak
Action
Gain a Pen Token and draw a card.

Making it up as we go along
Card : ChippyYYZ
9 Iron
Thing
Action: Give a token you control to an opponent.
Card : Binarius
Insult to Injury
Action
The player who controlled the most recently destroyed non-token Thing must skip their next turn.
Card : Binarius
Toll Bridge
Thing
Gain a Money token whenever an opponent plays a Thing.
Card : Binarius
Deck Digger 3U
Thing
Action:Discard an Action and draw a card
Thing:Discard a Thing and draw a card.
Card : Bucky
Thing Reprocessor 4U
Thing
Action:Discard a Thing, gain a token of any type and draw a card.
Card : Bucky
Fishing ยก-\
Thing
Destroy a fish token or a card that is a fish. Gain 5 Money Tokens.
Card : Nehh
Bag of Endless Water WW
Thing
Every turn create 5 Water Tokens.
Card : Nehh
Clone Fodder 124
Thing
Action: Create a copy of this card under your control. Thing: Take the top Thing card off the discard pile. Change the ruletext of this card to the same as that card.
Card : Nehh
Bumper crop A1
Action
All plant related thing perform all of their abilities now.
Card : gill_smoke
Fundamentalist Jihadi A1
Thing
Action & Thing: Destroy this card and up to three things another player controls.
Card : gill_smoke
Activist Librarian Aa
Thing
Action: Remove a card in your hand from play, draw 2 cards.
Card : gill_smoke
Stratagems and Spoils
Thing
You may reveal this card from your hand to prevent the destruction of a non-token Thing you control. Destroy an opponent's living Thing when you play this card. If you discard this card, you are eliminated.
Card : Binarius
Lightning Strike
Action
You must play this card as soon as you draw it. Destroy a random non-token Thing you control and draw a card.

...other than Roy Sullivan, of course.
Card : Binarius
Buried Treasure
Action
Gain 20 Money tokens and draw four cards.
Card : Binarius
Talent Auction B1
Action
reveal the next n+1 cards from the draw pile where n is the number of players. Auction the cards for tokens, Actions have a minimum bid of 2 and Things have a minimum of 3. The tokens are destroyed and the unsold cards go in your hand
Card : gill_smoke
Late Last Night B1
Action
Reveal the top 3 cards from the draw pile put the actions into your hand and replace the taken cards with cards from the discard pile.





Wait that didn't happen at all.
Card : gill_smoke
Crash recovery B1
Action
return up to three inanimate things from the discard pile to your hand.
Card : gill_smoke
Thing Protector 5U
Thing-Title
If at the start of your turn there are no Things in the top 10 cards of the discard pile, you win the game.

If another Thing would be destroyed, you can destroy Thing Protector to prevent its destruction.

You don't win if the discard pile contains less than 10 cards.
Card : Bucky
Revenge Node 6U
Thing
Whenever a Node is destroyed, destroy a non-Node Thing for each Node in play (including the destroyed Node).
Card : Bucky
Redact 7U
Action
Reorder the sentences of target Thing's ruletext.
Card : Bucky
"The Beatles were really not that great, guys."
Action
In response to this Action, any player may eliminate you.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Overestimate The Opposition
Action
Each opponent chooses half their things and returns them to their hand.

Oh, wait, I was holding it upside-down. His power level is really 0006.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Intense Focus
Thing
When this comes into play, destroy all other Things you control. If you play a card, destroy this. Discard your hand at the end of your turn. Draw four extra cards each turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Voice From Beyond
Action
Activate the Action ability of the most recently destroyed Thing with an Action ability.
Card : Binarius
Excellent Vintage
Thing
Action: Destroy this card and draw a number of cards equal to the number of your turns it was in play (excluding this one), up to a maximum of 3.
Card : Binarius
Accio
Action
Gain control of target Thing.
Card : Binarius
Mutualism
Thing
While this is in play all things belong to all players, but only during their turn.
Card : gill_smoke
Spare card
Thing
Card : gill_smoke
Overworked
Thing
Things with more than one ability are considered blank.
Card : gill_smoke
Coiled Spring
Thing
At the start of every turn, destroy all Potential tokens on this card and create that many Energy tokens. Action+Thing: Create a number of Potential tokens on this card equal to the number of Things you have.
Card : Nehh
Fallout
Thing
Play this card onto a Thing. At the end of your turns, roll a die. 1: Destroy equipped Thing and this card. 2-4: Nothing happens. 5-6: Destroy this card.
Card : Binarius
Nuclear Missile Launch Detected
Thing
At the end of your next turn after playing this card, destroy a Thing and equip every non-token Thing within 20 centimeters of it with a copy of Fallout.
Card : Binarius
Misunderestimate the Opposition
Action
Destroy target Thing and one of your Things at random.

"Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
Card : Binarius
Outmoded T1
Thing
If you play a thing return this to your hand. Action: Add a word to a thing's rules text you control. Action: remove a word from a thing's rules text you control.
Card : gill_smoke
Spot the Tranny T1
Action
Change the gender of a female thing.
Card : gill_smoke
Dumbassitude T1
Thing
The owner of this card may perform no actions except the following Action: Give this card to another player if you control no other things, otherwise destroy a thing you control.

There's no vaccine for stupidity
Card : gill_smoke
Insurance Policy
Thing
When you play Insurance Policy, attach it to a Thing. If that Thing is destroyed, destroy Insurance Policy and draw five cards.
Card : Binarius
Mete
Action
Draw a number of cards equal to the number of players and give one to each.
Card : Binarius
Stupefy
Action
Target opponent discards a card and skips their next turn.
Card : Binarius
Shapeshifter's Gift 8U
Thing
Action:Put a Thing with an Action ability into play from your hand, use the Action ability, then return it to your hand if it's still in play.
Card : Bucky
Quickshift 9U
Action
Put a Thing with an Action ability into play from your hand, use the Action ability, then return it to your hand if it's still in play and draw a card.
Card : Bucky
Power Recreation T2
Action
Create an energy token for every Living Thing you control or destroy an energy token to remove a thing from the game
Card : gill_smoke
Killer Attitude T2
Action
Destroy a Living Thing
Card : gill_smoke
Saboteur T2
Thing
Action: create a Sabotage token and put it on a non living thing Action: destroy a sabotage token and the thing the token is on.
Card : gill_smoke
Moonrise C
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, draw two extra cards if today is the date of the first quarter moon, zero extra cards if today is the date of the last quarter moon, and one extra card otherwise.
Card : Binarius
Moon Bomb
Thing
Declare a Thing in play when you play this card. At the end of your third turn after playing this card, destroy it and target Thing (or a random Thing if target Thing is no longer in play) and gain a Water token.
Card : Binarius
Moonshine XX
Thing
Action: Draw a card and roll two dice. If you roll a 1, your still explodes; destroy this card. If you roll snake eyes, you are eliminated.
Card : Binarius
Earth, Wind, and Fire
Action
Draw a card.
Target player discards a card.
Destroy target thing.
Gain a Shining Star Token.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Irradiate
Action
Flip a coin for each Thing controlled by your opponents. For each heads, attach a copy of Fallout (4839) to that thing. Then attatch a copy of Fallout to each non-Fallout Thing in play.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Nuclear Waste Golem
Thing
Action: Discard a card and put a copy of Fallout (4839) into your hand.

Whenever a die is rolled for a Fallout, you may choose to lower it by 1.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Rebuilding Contest 0U
Thing
When you play this, each player discards their hand.
Whenever a player starts their turn with a number of cards in their hand equal to their max hand size, they win the game.
Card : Bucky
Problemitizing T#
Thing
Pick an author of a card in your hand and write it on this card before you play it. Cards by the named author are not playable. Action & Thing (global): Changed the named author to an author of a card in your hand.

Author: _______________________________
Card : gill_smoke
Reambiguate T3
Action Reaction
Discard this card to prevent an action ability. When played as an action change the action ability of one thing in play to "Action: create a doubt token."
Card : gill_smoke
Contextualize T3
Action
Pick two things in play Either trade owners or replace them with things from your hand.
Card : gill_smoke
Jump Start
Action
Draw cards until you have drawn a Thing and an Action. Put the first Action you drew into your hand, either play or discard the first Thing you drew, and discard the rest.
Card : Binarius
Transmogrifier
Thing
Action: Shuffle any number of cards from your hand into the draw pile and draw an equal number of cards.
Card : Binarius
With My Proven System
Action
Count your tokens and gain twice as many Money tokens.
Card : Binarius
Rubber Coating C5
Action
Change the type of all tokens in play to Rubber.
Card : gill_smoke
Bat Factory Tour B1
Thing
Give all players a bat token.
Card : gill_smoke
Driving Gloves B1
Thing
If you control a car you may take an extra action every turn.
Card : gill_smoke
Getaway Car
Thing
Action: Return any number of things you control to your hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Gateway Car
Thing
When this comes into play, you may put any number of things into play from your hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Clown Car
Thing
You have no maximum hand size.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Batmobile
Thing
Draw 3 cards when the Batmobile enters play. Your hand size is increased by 3. Any attempted destruction of the Batmobile has a 2/3 chance of failing. Action: Discard a card and destroy a Thing.
Card : Binarius
Popemobile
Thing
Popemobile may be placed onto and/or removed from a Thing you control once during each of your turns. If Popemobile is on a Thing, equipped Thing is indestructible and you may play at most one card per turn.
Card : Binarius
Hummer
Thing
Discard a card and gain a Smog token whenever you play a card.
Card : Binarius
Molten Hydrogen Oxide 1V
Thing


Also known as hydrogen hydroxide, oxidane and dihydrogen monoxide.
Card : Bucky
Pollution Blast 2V
Action
Target opponent discards a random card, destroys one of their Things and gains a Smog token.
Card : Bucky
Where is that filthy moose?
action
A target player must discard their hand
Card : Stickman71
Inquisitive Glance
Action
Look at an opponent's hand.
Card : Binarius
Turret Gun
Thing - Weapon
When you play Turret Gun, put it on a Thing you control and discard a card. Equipped Thing gains "Action: Destroy a Thing."
Card : Binarius
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
Thing - Song
At the end of your turn, subtract 1 from the number in this card's title. If the number reaches zero, you win.
Card : Binarius
Home plate B2
Thing
Players must control a living thing to perform this thing's actions. Action(global): Take control of Home Plate Action: create a base token. Action: if you control 3 base tokens create a glove token. Action: create a ball token. Action: if you control a ball token create a bat token.
Card : gill_smoke
Base Pleasures B2
Thing
The first player to control a bat, a ball, and a glove wins the game.

get your mind out of the gutter will you
Card : gill_smoke
Automatic Pitcher B2
Thing
Thing: Destroy a money token to create 10 ball tokens. Action: Destroy a ball token roll 2d6 on a 12 destroy a random thing.
Card : gill_smoke
Flamethrower
Thing
Things that are on fire may not use their Action abilities. Any Thing that has been on fire for two of its controller's turns is destroyed. Action: Put a Fire token on a non-token Thing. Thing (global): Destroy a Fire token.
Card : Binarius
Oscar Peterson
Thing - Musician
Action: Draw cards until you draw a Thing; discard it and play the Actions.
Card : Binarius
Bubble
Action
Draw a card. You may play another Action this turn.
Card : Binarius
Fleeting Glimpse 3A
Action Reaction
Discard this card to put up to 2 cards in the discard pile into your hand. When played as an action remove a living thing from play until the end of your turn.
Card : gill_smoke
Extra Hours A3
Thing
When you play this discard as many cards as you like create an hour token for every card discarded. Thing: destroy an hour token to take an extra action.
Card : gill_smoke
Do Over A3
Thing
Destroy this card at any time during your turn to take another action.
Card : gill_smoke
Stealthy Sniper 3V
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing that used an Action: or Thing: ability since the end of your previous turn.
Card : Bucky
Snipe 4V
Action
Destroy a Thing that used an Action: or Thing: ability since the end of your previous turn. You may take an extra Action this turn
Card : Bucky
Tractor Beam
Action
Gain control of target Thing.
Card : Binarius
Headache
Action
Chosen player discards a card.
Card : Binarius
Carpet Bomb
Action
Play every card in your hand.
Card : Binarius
California Style Pizza C1
Thing
At the beginning of your turn create an inedible food token. Every time a food token or thing is destroyed create a money token.

Anchovy Pizza with garlic Feta chocolate and pineapple, sardines available on request.
Card : gill_smoke
Deliberate Malice C1
Action Reaction
Discard this card to take a card out of a players hand and put it in your own. When played as an Action Remove a thing from play.
Card : gill_smoke
Discard Limit Law L5
Thing
Discard Abilities are only playable when players are forced to discard.
Card : gill_smoke
Catholic Guilt P6
Thing
Whenever a player breaks a rule, he/she must recite the Lord's Prayer 5 times and cannot play further until finished. Only complete, accurate recitations count, and if the player does not know the Lord's Prayer, he/she must be taught it.
Card : Corrigan
Three-Gnome Bowling 3G
Action
Pick three Things that you control. Your opponent whose turn is next chooses one of them and destroys it and must discard a card.
Card : Corrigan
Closed Systems S1
Thing
Any Things played while this card is in play do not affect Things that were played before Closed Systems.
Card : Corrigan

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