Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4701-4800


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Claymore 47
Thing
If one of your non-token Things is destroyed, you may put a copy of Monster Blood into your hand. Thing and Action: Destroy a Thing.
Card : Binarius
Monster Blood
Thing
Roll 1d10 at the beginning of your turn; on a 1, you are eliminated. If you control Claymore, its ability becomes "Action: Destroy an opponent's non-human Thing", and Monster Blood cannot be destroyed; otherwise, you may not control any other Things, and you must destroy an opponent's Thing at random at the end of your turns.
Card : Binarius
Abyssal One 3
Thing - Demon
Indestructible. You may not win; if all of your opponents are eliminated, every player you eliminated wins. You may destroy any Things you wish during your turns, other than this one.
Card : Binarius
Open source server
Thing
Your min hand size is 3 (if you have 3 or fewer card in your hand you may not play a card). Your max hand size increases by 1 for every machine and immaterial thing you have in play.
Card : gill_smoke
Amber
Thing
Action: destroy this card for 10 money tokens.
Card : gill_smoke
Amber
Thing person
As long as another player controls a living thing collect a money token at the end of your turn.

Nobody pays a crying stripper.
Card : gill_smoke
Sideways Copier
Thing - Machine
Action: Target opponent gains a copy of a token you control.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Bucky Is Ticked.
Action
Create a copy of The Wrath Of Bucky (#98) and put it into your hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Infiltrate
Action
Look at target player's hand.

Instead of playing a thing this turn, you may take one card from that player's hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Psychic
Action
Pick a letter of the alphabet. Then draw and reveal cards until you draw a card with a cornervalue, and discard the rest. If the first letter in the cornervalue is the letter you chose, you win the game.

This trick may only work 4% of the time, but when it does, it's totally worth it.
Card : Binarius
Coolant Leak
Action
Every player destroys two Things they control and discards all but two cards from their hand.
Card : Binarius
Pigeon Master
Thing
Flip a coin at the end of your turns; on tails, destroy a random Thing controlled by an opponent who did not play an Action in their last turn.

They're watching you.
Card : Binarius
Highly Contrived Combination of Plot Devices 1T
Action
All Things that would cause this not to be able to target or affect a Thing of your choice become blank. Then, target non-Token Thing loses all ruletext, returns to its controller's hand and is discarded. It is then turned face-down. Finally, restore all text that this Action removed from other cards.
Card : Bucky
Sheer Exasperation 2T
Thing
Whenever the total number of non-Token Things belonging to an opponent destroyed in a turn plus the number of cards that opponent discarded in the same turn is at least 10, eliminate that opponent.

Feel free to concede at any time. Heh heh heh... -Bucky
Card : Bucky
Young Whippersnapper
Action
Reveal a Thing with an Action ability from your hand and use its ability.
Card : Binarius
Peace Offering
Action
Draw two cards. Target opponent whose Things you have not targeted this turn may draw two cards; if they do, they must not target your Things in their next turn.

Friends?
Card : Binarius
Miss Tom
Thing
This card counts as being both genders.

You should meet my Uncle Carla, it's a jerk too. -Bub
Card : gill_smoke
Dwarf in a Dress
Thing
Destroy all cards in play that references females when this is played. Action: if you control another living thing create a money token.

Never ask a lady dwarf if she shaves
Card : gill_smoke
Female body builder
Thing
Comes into play with 3 strength tokens if destroyed you may destroy a strength token instead. Action: destroy a Living Thing.

She could beat me in a fair fight, assuming she fights fair. -Bub
Card : gill_smoke
I Will Return
Action
Shuffle this card into the deck and eliminate yourself from the game. If this card is drawn after it has been played, its original player wins.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Savage Beating
Action
Destroy target thing. If it is still in play, play this card again targeting that thing.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Hexadecimator
Thing
Action and Thing: Destroy exactly sixteen things.

Action and Thing: Choose exactly sixteen cards in players' hands. Those cards are discarded.
Card : ChippyYYZ
I'm On a Boat
Action
Every player who does not control any water-related Things must discard a card in shame.
Card : Binarius
Supply Crate
Action
Play two Things. They do not count toward your per-turn limit.
Card : Binarius
Four-Corner Metamorphosis 96
Action
If any player controls at least four Things with cornervalues, whoever controls the most Things with cornervalues wins.

Adapted from the Time Cube deck
Card : Binarius
Tiny Tim
Thing
Card : gill_smoke
Marcel Marceau
Thing
Card : gill_smoke
Roy Sullivan
Thing
Roy Sullivan is immune to energy based destroy effects.







He was struck by lightning 7 times.
Card : gill_smoke
Griefer 3T
Thing-Person
Action:You and target opponent each discard a card at random.
Card : Bucky
Healer
Thing - Party Member
If any non-token Thing would be destroyed, you may return Healer to your hand to prevent its destruction.
Card : Binarius
Incurable Optimism :-D
Thing
Life is good. Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns.
Card : Binarius
Tom's Wrong Measurements
Action
Destroy all unliving things in play, gain a money token for every thing destroyed.




Somehow this just got F'd up -W. Heck
Card : gill_smoke
Gila Monkey
Thing
Living Things with poison tokens on them are destroyed at the end of their owner's turn. Action: put a poison token on a living thing. Action & Thing (global): take control of Gila Monkey.
Card : gill_smoke
Poison Rule
Thing rule
Living Things with poison tokens on them are destroyed at the end of their owner's turn.
Card : gill_smoke
Vladimir and Estragon
Thing
Action: Discard a non-Thing card to draw a card. Any player may use this ability.

"It'd pass the time."
Card : jtwe
Pozzo and Lucky
Thing
Thing: Discard a Thing card to draw a card. Any player may use this ability.

"I don't like it. I've never known him to refuse a bone before."
Card : jtwe
The Boy
Thing
If you would begin your turn, you may skip that turn instead. If you do, you gain a Day token.

At any time, you may destroy a Day token you control to take an extra turn after this one.

"He won't come this evening but surely tomorrow."
Card : jtwe
Question Block ?
Thing
Destroy Question Block if you do not use its Action ability during your turn. Action: Draw a card.
Card : Binarius
Ruined Fane
Thing - Terrain
Whenever any player draws a card, they must flip a coin. On heads, they gain a Zombie token.
Card : Binarius
Full Moon
Action
Reveal your hand. Each opponent discards a card at random.

"I did NOT need to see that." - Jtwe
Card : Binarius
No Cloning Law L3
Thing
uniquely named living things may not be copied or have their rules text altered
Card : gill_smoke
No Zoning Law L2
Thing
Places and buildings may not be played
Card : gill_smoke
No Driving Law L1
Thing
Inanimate things cannot change ownership while this card is in play
Card : gill_smoke
Quick Wits
Thing
When an opponent plays a card, you may immediately play a card that affects the opponent's card.
Card : Corrigan
Thick Seaweed
Thing
While this card is in play, you may not take control of any other players' Things and no other players can take control of any of your Things.
Card : Corrigan
Shed
Action/Thing
Thing: Up to three Things can be placed on Shed; one added or removed per turn. Things placed on Shed cannot be destroyed, but their Actions can't be used and their effects don't do anything.
Action: Each player destroys a Thing he/she controls and discards one Thing from his/her hand.
Card : Corrigan
Leader's Spirit 1
Thing
If a thing you control would be destroyed, you may choose a thing you control to be destroyed instead and all other things you control cannot be destroyed this turn.

Sometimes one must be sacrificed for the good of the many.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Inventive Spirit 2
Thing
Thing: Destroy X tokens you control to search the top X cards of the deck for a thing and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the deck.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Curious Spirit 3 4
Thing
You have no maximum hand size.
If you have less than 4 cards in your hand at the beginning of your turn, you may draw two cards instead of 1.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Bottled Brains 4T
Thing
When Bottled Brains is destroyed, draw a card and gain control of all Zombies.

You nimrods do know we use them for something besides food, right?
Card : Bucky
Bottled Victory 5T
Thing
When Bottled Victory is destroyed, target Thing gains the text "Action+Thing:Win the game".

Ingredients: Water, Magic, High Fructose Corn Syrup, True Love, Sodium Benzoate to preserve freshness.
Card : Bucky
Bottled Genie 6T
Thing
When Bottled Genie is destroyed, look at the top 20 cards of the draw pile, play one of them and shuffle the draw pile.

He isn't really trapped inside, he's just doing this for fun.
Card : Bucky
Fighter Ace
Thing
Gain a Kill token whenever you destroy an opponent's non-token Thing. Draw a card whenever you gain a Kill token, starting with your fifth.
Card : Binarius
The Morning After the Apocalypse
Action
Every player must discard the Things in their hand and destroy all of the Things they control.
Card : Binarius
Scotopic Luminosity
Thing
Only one card may be played per turn. All cards' colors are either blue or black.
Card : Binarius
Mechanic's Spirit 5
Thing
Action: Put a Thing from your hand into play.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Creative Spirit 6
Thing
Action: Look at the top 3 cards of the deck and gain an Art Token.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Warrior's Spirit 7
Thing
If this would be destroyed, flip two coins. If both are heads, it is not destroyed. If only one is heads, return it to your hand.
Action: Flip a coin. On a heads, destroy target thing.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Third Shift S3
Thing
As soon as you play the action ability on this card destroy it. Action: Perform all of the following in any order, Draw a card, Play a Thing, Play an action, Discard down to your max hand size with a minimum discard of 1 card. If you miss any of the preceding actions before your turn is over you are eliminated.
Card : gill_smoke
Red Shift S7
Thing
Cards with red in their background color cannot by targeted by things without red in their background color.
Card : gill_smoke
Corner Shift S2
Thing
If you control at least 4 things with corner values this card has the following action ability Action: give another player a card from your hand, they give you a card from their hand at the same time.
Card : gill_smoke
Bottler's Spirit
Thing
Action: Change target Thing's Action ability so that instead of "Action:", it reads "When this card is destroyed:".
Card : Binarius
Poisoner P0
Thing
When played from your hand put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Action: put a poison counter on a living thing.
Card : gill_smoke
Bicorne H2
Thing hat







Napoleon wore one
Card : gill_smoke
Slow acting poison P2
Thing
When this is destroyed put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Action & Thing: Put a poison token on a thing that has been in play for at least 2 of your turns.

it's better than Uranium Hexafloride
Card : gill_smoke
...With Necromancy Action!
Action
Return the Thing in the discard pile you most recently controlled to your control.
Card : Binarius
Underestimate the Opposition
Action
Target opponent who controls more non-token Things than you must destroy one of those Things or discard two cards.

"Oh. So there are ten THOUSAND of them." -eskimoboy
Card : Binarius
Poison Virus P3
Thing
When this is destroyed put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Whenever a thing performs an action ability the owner flips a coin on Tails they put a poison counter on that thing. If there are 6 or more things in play with poison couters put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already.

And that's what Ebola is like kids.
Card : gill_smoke
Tricorne H2
Thing







you never see these anymore
Card : gill_smoke
Poison Dart Trap P9
Thing
Put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Roll a d6 for every Living Thing on a 1 put a poison counter on it.

that's not a trope that's a cliche
Card : gill_smoke
Sniper 1
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing and return this card to your hand.

From the Misc deck
Card : Binarius
Stinky Tofu 5
Thing
Target opponent must discard a random card when you play this.

From the Misc deck
Card : Binarius
Musical Chairs 12
Action
Destroy a random Thing.

From the Misc deck
Card : Binarius
Scrapyard 7T
Thing
Thing:Remove a Thing from the discard pile and gain a Token of any type.
Card : Bucky
Scrap 8T
Action
Remove a Thing from the discard pile, gain a Token of any type and draw a card.
Card : Bucky
Brawler's Spirit 8
Thing
If this would be destroyed, flip two coins. If only one is heads, discard a card instead. If both are heads, it is not destroyed.

Action: Flip a coin. On a heads, destroy target thing.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Inquisitive Spirit 9
Thing
Action: Discard a card and draw a card.

Action: Draw a card. You may immediately play it. A random opponent draws a card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Ceremonial Priest 9T
Thing
At the start of your turn, before drawing, look at the top card of the draw pile. You may then shuffle or cut the draw pile. Do this only once, even if you control several Priests
Card : Bucky
Priestly Ceremony 0T
Action
Look at the top card of the draw pile. Then, you may shuffle or cut the draw pile. If you don't, you may take an extra Action this turn. Either way, draw a card.
Card : Bucky
Kessler Syndrome
Thing
If at least ten non-token Things have been destroyed, roll 1d6 at the end of each player's turn and destroy a random non-token Thing if you roll a 1.
Card : Binarius
In One Basket
Thing
Every player may draw a card when this card comes into play. If any player's hand is empty at the end of their turn, they are eliminated.
Card : Binarius
Sharks With Lasers
Action
Every opponent must destroy one of their non-token Things or be eliminated.
Card : Binarius
Necrophagia
Thing
Action: Destroy a Zombie token you control. Draw a card.

MMMM, Taastyy!
Card : gill_smoke
Leaky gut Syndrome
Thing
You may play this on another player. Whenever the owner of this card plays an action card they also discard a card.
Card : gill_smoke
Necro parasite
Thing
Put a copy of poison rule into play if not already. Things that are destroyed by poison also generate a Zombie token under the previous owners control.
Card : gill_smoke
Civil War 1U
Thing
When you play Civil War, destroy a Thing.
While Civil War is in play, all other things have the text "Action:Destroy this Thing and any other Thing not named "Civil War"." appended to their ruletext.
Card : Bucky
Golden Age 2U
Thing
When you play Golden Age, draw a card.
While Golden Age is in play, all other things have the text "Action:Destroy this Thing and draw a card." appended to their ruletext.
Card : Bucky
Black Tide
Action
Destroy all non-black things.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Bio Reactor
Thing
Action: Remove a living thing you control from the game face-down under Bio Reactor.

If there is a living thing under Bio Reactor, gain an Energy Token at the end of your turn.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Subatomize
Action
Destroy a Thing and replace it with 9 Quark Tokens
Card : ChippyYYZ
Cargo Shorts
Thing
Your hand size limit is increased by 3.
Card : Binarius
Deflector Dish ((>
Thing
Destroy all of your Charge tokens to negate the effects of any Action that would destroy a Thing you control. Action: Gain a Charge token.
Card : Binarius
Parrot
Thing
Action: Retrieve the most recently played Action card from the discard pile and play it.
Card : Binarius
Robotic Control 0X0f
Thing
Discard this card to take control of an inanimate thing. At the begining of your turn activate a machine's action ability. This does not count towards your per turn limit.
Card : gill_smoke
Choke / Choke c2
Action or Thing
When played as an Action destroy a living thing. When played as a Thing attach to an inanimate thing, that things rules text is blank.
Card : gill_smoke
Disputed Facts s1
Action
Discard this card to remove a card from the game. Otherwise if there are more than 20 cards in the discard pile and more cards by a single author other than Bucky; end the game and Bucky is the winner.

someone should email him and let him know
Card : gill_smoke
Eight Rule 8ยช
Thing
If any player who does not control this card plays a card with the number 8 in its cornervalue, they must _______. Action: Change the "________" above (not the one in quote marks) to a word or group of words of your choice.
Card : Nehh
No Homing Law Oh.
Thing
None of the Things you control may be targeted.
Card : Nehh
No Pwning Law Ack!
Thing
No player may destroy more than 3 things in a turn.
Card : Nehh
The Call of the Abyss
Thing
Every player must play an Action during their turn. When a Thing's Action ability is activated, destroy that Thing. Action (Global): Eliminate yourself.
Card : Binarius

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