Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3701-3800

Butterfly Net Thing Whenever an opponent discards a card, put it into your hand. Card : Kevan	Battery Thing At the beginning of your turn, draw an extra card. You may play an extra card each turn. At the end of your turn, discard a random card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Stairway To Heaven Thing When you play this, destroy it unless you destroy 10,000 money tokens you control. Oh, and you don't win the game. Really makes you wonder. Card : ChippyYYZ
Rorshach Attack Action Play in response to a player drawing one or more cards. They discard a random card instead. Card : ChippyYYZ	Killer Octopus K8 Thing Indestructible. Place 8 Kill tokens on this card. Each turn, you must destroy one Kill token, and may destroy a second Kill token to destroy a Thing. When opponent's action destroys a Thing, place a Kill token on this. Kill tokens cannot be created, removed, or destroyed except as this card instructs. When there are no more Kill tokens on this, you are eliminated. Card : Goldenboots	Death Takes Bribes Reaction Play as a reaction to being eliminated. You must pay 10 Money tokens, already in your possession, to the eliminating player and are not eliminated. Perhaps we can come to some arrangement? Card : Goldenboots
Death Plays Speed Infinite Dvorak for your SOUL Reaction Play as a reaction to being eliminated. You and the eliminating player take the draw pile and play a 2 minute game of Infinite Dvorak, disputes judged by all players present. 10 seconds is allowed for each turn; when the time is up the turn is over. If you win that game, you replace the eliminating player in the original game. ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE CHESS? Card : Goldenboots	The Cake Is A Lie! 31F Action Destroy all food related things and tokens. If there are none create 3 strawberry candy tokens. Card : Lost resurrected by gill_smoke	Supertaster F31 Thing Owner cannot control other things with flavor text. "She's so bland oatmeal is spicy to her."-Bub Card : gill_smoke

Secret Recipes F29M Thing Whenever you create a food related token create a money token too. Card : gill_smoke	Masked Ball Thing At the start of each player's turn, pick a random Thing belonging to that player and give control of it to a random opponent of theirs. Card : Kevan	Behind the Sofa Thing All opponents' Things have blank card text during your turn. Card : Kevan
Automatthew's Friend Thing Indestructible. Action Eliminate yourself. Mortal Engines, Stanislaw Lem. Card : Goldenboots	Zesty F32 Action Take control of a thing with flavor text. Card : gill_smoke	Conformal Coating Ch 5 Action Remove the Type of all tokens in play. Card : gill_smoke
Chocolate Coating Ch 4 Action Change the type of all tokens in play to Chocolate. Card : gill_smoke	Gold Coating Ch 3 Action Change the type of all tokens in play to Money. Card : ChippyYYZ	Dead Coating Ch 2 Action Change the type of all tokens in play to Zombie. Card : ChippyYYZ

Cheap Plastic Coating Ch 1 Action Change the type of all tokens in play to Cheap Plastic Trophy. Card : ChippyYYZ	Cornucopia F35 Thing At the beginning of your turn create a food token. Card : gill_smoke	Gurgitator h15 Thing Action: Destroy 15 food items, create a money token. Card : gill_smoke
Avenaceous V10 Action Change the type of all tokens in play to Oat tokens. Card : gill_smoke	Nanobot Swarm Thing Whenever a token comes into play, you may choose its type. Card : Kevan	Summoner's Pet Thing If this card is destroyed to activate a summoning ability, return it to your hand and draw a card. The deck is still Finite! Card : ChippyYYZ
Cowboy Opera Rap 1Z Action-Song All other players discard two cards. Card : Bucky	DDA Nukes Everything 2Z Action Destroy all things and fail all other pending Actions and DoVs. BUCKY WUZ HARE Card : Bucky	Recursive Suicide Pact Action No Reactions may be played against Recursive Suicide Pact. Choose a player that has played Recursive Suicide Pact no more than once, if available. That player is eliminated - but first that player plays a copy of Recursive Suicide Pact. One minute to play, 10 minutes to figure out. Card : Goldenboots

Slow Motion Thing Action cards may only be played if they were revealed during their player's previous turn. Players may reveal Action cards at any time. Card : Kevan	Crop Failure F34 Action Destroy all food related things. Card : gill_smoke	On the Dole Thing Attach to a living thing. At the beginning of your turn destroy a money token or this card and the one attached. Action: Create a copy of this card and put it in your hand. Card : gill_smoke
Goverment Cheese F33 Thing food Card : gill_smoke	Deadly Card Flick Thing Whenever you play an Action card, it reads "Destroy a Thing." instead of its usual text. Card : Kevan	Denial of Service 3Z Thing When you play this card, gain four Bandwidth Tokens If there are any Bandwidth Tokens in play, all Action abilities read "Action:Destroy a Bandwidth Token". Card : Bucky
Unstable Lightning Blast Action If you discard this card, you are eliminated. Put this card into target player's hand. They discard a random card. You'd think Ganondorf would eventually learn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Philanthropism Thing You may give control of anything you control to another player at any time. Card : ChippyYYZ	All Hands On Deck! Action Each player may play any number of Things from their hand. Card : ChippyYYZ

Incoming! Action A chosen opponent may return any number of Things they control to their hand. After they've done so, you must destroy a Thing. Card : Kevan	Bait and Switch Thing Whenever a non-token Thing you control would be destroyed, you may return it to your hand and discard a Thing card from your hand instead. Card : Kevan	Jenga Thing Thing cards may not be played. Action: Return a Thing other than this one to its controller's hand. Any player may play this ability. Card : Kevan
Vegetable Garden F36 Thing Thing: create a Vegetable token. Action: Destroy a Vegetable token and create a copy of a Vegetable from the archive and put into play. Card : gill_smoke	Organic Recycler h14 Thing Action: destroy a food related thing, create an energy token. Card : gill_smoke	Anorexic Model h13 Thing Owner may not control a food item. Action: create a money token. Card : gill_smoke
Secret Satan Thing Action: Choose two players. The first player puts a token into play, of a type chosen by the second player. Card : Kevan	The Eye of a Needle Thing If a player controls any tokens, they cannot win the game. Card : Kevan	Echo Chamber 4Z Thing When you play an Action card from your hand, put it onto Echo Chamber instead of into the discard pile. At the start of your turn, play all Action cards on Echo Chamber. Card : Bucky

Empty Bottle 5Z Thing When Empty Bottle is destroyed, put it in the discard pile "Aww, I thought there was something cool inside." Card : Bucky	Necromancy Node 6Z Thing-Node Action:Take control of one Undead Thing for each Node in play. Action:Gain a Zombie Token for each Node in play. Card : Bucky	Farm Node 7Z Thing-Node Action: Gain a Food Token for each Node in play. Card : ChippyYYZ
Suicide Node 8Z Thing-Node Action: Destroy a Node for each Node in play. Card : ChippyYYZ	Defibrillator Thing Action: Destroy an Energy Token you control to put the top thing in the discard pile into play under your control. Card : ChippyYYZ	The Nick of Time Action Draw five cards; play one of them and discard the other four. Card : Kevan
Hermes Thing god Possesor determines the outcome of all random events. Action (global):Flip a coin if heads create a money token. Card : gill_smoke	Time Node N-1 Thing Node Action: put a copy of a node from the archive into your hand Card : gill_smoke	Virus Node N 5 Thing Node Action and Thing: Change the Type of up to n non token things in play to Thing Node where n is the number of nodes in play. Card : gill_smoke

Card Recycling Plant Thing Action: Discard any number of cards and put as many Pulp tokens into play. Action: Destroy a Pulp token you control and draw a card. Card : Kevan	Victory Node 7Z Thing-Node Thing:Win the game once for every ten Nodes in play (round down). Card : Bucky	Assassin Node 8Z Thing-Node Thing:Eliminate one opponent for every five Nodes in play. If there aren't enough available opponents, eliminate all of them. Round down on this one, too. Card : Bucky
Decoy 9Z Thing-Player Opponent Decoy does not have turns or a hand and may not make any decisions. You may use Decoy's Things as if you controlled them. If Decoy would win the game, you win instead. If Decoy would be eliminated, destroy it instead. Card : Bucky	Mitosis 1Y Thing At the beginning of your turn, choose a token. Its controller gains another token of that type. Card : ChippyYYZ	Eraser Node 2Y Thing-Node Action: Erase the last n words of target thing, where n is the number of Nodes in play. Nonsensical sentences are disregarded. Card : ChippyYYZ
Mega Insult 3Z Action Target player gains a This Token Is Symbolic Of Your Mom Token. Destroy all Tokens with 7-word names and draw a card for each. Oh, It's ON Now. Card : ChippyYYZ	Card Factory 1A Thing Thing:Gain a Wood token Action:Target Wood Token becomes a Paper Token Once per turn, you may destroy one of your Paper Tokens to draw a card. Card : Bucky	Eightfold Strike 2A Action Destroy a Thing unless its controller discards eight cards. Card : Bucky

Peacekeeper Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller gains control of this Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Card : Kevan	Crap Node N19 Thing Node Action: Create a Cheap plastic trophy token for every Node in play. Card : gill_smoke	Replicating Node N18 Thing Node Action and Thing: create n copies of a thing in play where n is the number of Nodes in play. Card : gill_smoke
Patent pending 29M Thing When this is destroyed create 10 money tokens. Card : gill_smoke	Everything Is A Piñata! Olé Thing Whenever a thing is destroyed, Its controller gains three Candy Tokens and each other player gains one. Whenever an attempt to destroy a thing is unsuccesful, the thing's controller gains one Candy Token. Card : ChippyYYZ	Shoulder To The Plow Thing All "Action:'" abilities now read "'Action and Thing:" Card : ChippyYYZ
Silver Trophy Action Leave the game as though you have won, but keep this card. When the game ends, You are considered to be one place behind any players who won, and one place above any players who lost. Its okay, Germany got 2nd in the war. They did alright. Card : ChippyYYZ	Messenger Pidgeon 3A Thing Action+Thing:Return Messenger Pidgeon to your hand and draw a card. Card : Bucky	sudo rm -r /* 4A Action Put all cards in the discard pile. Do not try this at home. Do not try it anywhere else, either. Card : Bucky

Rotating Stop Sign Thing The boldface text below is a rule. When a player attempts to play something banned by the rule, they fail for this turn, but the phrase after "No" is changed, in cyclic order, Actions -> Things -> Card Action Abilities -> Reactions -> Actions. No Actions may be played. Card : Goldenboots	Token Node N22 Thing Node Action: Create a Node token for every non token Node in play. Card : gill_smoke	Tree Node N21 Thing Node Thing: Create a tree token for every Node in play. Card : gill_smoke
Bank Node N20 Thing Node Action: Create a money token for every Node in play. Card : gill_smoke	Transformer Rush Action Destroy all non-token Things you control. For each one destroyed, draw a card and play it immediately. Card : Kevan	Snowbank Thing If there are six Snow tokens in play, destroy all Things. Action: Put a Snow token into play. Any player may play this ability. Card : Kevan
Rob Action Gain control of all of target player's tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ	"Would you kindly..." Action Give target player a card from your hand or choose an Action ability of a thing they control. They must play that card/ability. Card : ChippyYYZ	Evaporate Action Put target thing on top of the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ

Relativity Thing You may play either an Action or a Thing any time you may play either an Action or a Thing. You may skip the Action or Thing part of your turn and gain an Energy token. Energy, shmenergy!. Card : Goldenboots	Antonín Dvořák Action Any players who wish may attempt to pronounce the composer's name. Any judged to have succeeded may draw a card. Hints: There is no DUH, the 'Dv' sound like in English "advance". The letter ř is pronounced by rolling an r and saying "zh" like 'su' in 'pleasure', at the same time. All first syllables are stressed but short, all accented syllables are about twice as long. Card : Goldenboots	All-Star Pitcher 5A Thing Action:Put a Strike Token on a non-token Thing Thing:Destroy a Thing with three Strike tokens on it. Card : Bucky
Bertrand Russel P14 Thing Philosopher Math is the truth of logic, things without a corner value may not use action abilities. Card : gill_smoke	Søren Kierkegaard P13 Thing Philosopher All of this is too absurd. When this comes into play from your hand Destroy all things in play except this. All players' things must have a unique action ability with new things destroying the old thing with the same ability. Things without action abilities are considered to have the rules text "Action: this does nothing." Action: destroy an absurd token. Card : gill_smoke	Zeno P3 Thing Philosopher While you control a token no other player may use action abilities on cards they control. '''Action (global): Destroy a token. "I'll prove there is no motion."-Zeno Card : gill_smoke
Minefield Thing Whenever a Thing comes into play, if there is a Mine token in play, destroy the Thing and a Mine token. Action: Put a Mine token into play. Card : Kevan	You're too emo for me e2 Action Target living thing, has no card text. Card : gill_smoke	Zombified Salesman Z11 Thing Action: Discard a card, create a money token "What was he sellin?" -Bub Card : gill_smoke

Junk bonds M12 Thing at the beginning of your turn flip a coin if Heads get money token if Tails destroy money token if able. Card : gill_smoke	Take Two Action Gain control of two target things. Card : ChippyYYZ	Take Five Action Skip your next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ
Rising Thunder Dragon Blade SuperCombo Action Play two extra actions. Eliminate target player who has had at least three things destroyed this turn. FATALITY!!! Card : ChippyYYZ	Zombal Infection z8 Thing discard a card at the end of your turn and create a Zombie token. When you have no more cards at the beginning of your turn pass Zombal Infection to another player. Card : gill_smoke	Z pak Z10 Action Create 10 zombie tokens. Card : gill_smoke
Daily Devotional G1 Action Remove a zombie from play for every living thing you control. Card : gill_smoke	Evil Beam 6A Action Destroy a Thing. If it was a Living thing, gain a Zombie token. Card : Bucky	Power of Teamwork 7A Action Choose up to five of your Things and use an Action ability belonging to each. Card : Bucky

Hard Bargain Thing Thing: Take control of target nonliving Thing, not listed below. Write any Thing's name below, and give this card to the former owner of the Thing you took. Things that are immune to Hard Bargain: Card : Goldenboots

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