Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3601-3700


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I'll Come In Again
Action
Choose a player. Return all of their non-token Things to their hand.
Card : Kevan
Sudoku X6
Thing
If any player, during his/her turn, has exactly 9 non-token Things that each have a different digit from 1 to 9 in the cornervalue, and no other non-token Things, that player wins.
Action Change a digit in a cornervalue you control to a random digit.
Card : Goldenboots
Scrabble S1
Thing
If any player, during his/her turn, has exactly 7 non-token Things that each have a single letter in the cornervalue, and no other non-token Things, that player wins if he/she can demonstrate an English word (no proper nouns or abbreviations) made of those 7 letters.
Action Replace up to 3 cornervalue letters you control with random Scrabble tiles from Kevan.org
Card : Goldenboots
Technical Difficulties R15
Action Reaction
Discard to prevent an action of inanimate thing. When played as an action destroy an inanimate thing.
Card : gill_smoke
Wardrobe Malfunction J1/2
Thing
Remove this card from the game to prevent an action.
Card : gill_smoke
Fluffy cat
Thing









"It's my eating, sleeping, pooping fuzzy footrest" -Bub
Card : gill_smoke
Item Duplication Glitch
Thing
Action: Discard a card to replace the text of target thing with the text of another target thing.

It's easy. Just put the item in the bank, save the game, then take it out of the bank and equip it, and...
Card : ChippyYYZ
Cheat Code Of *Omniscience*
Thing
You may not win the game. You may look through the deck or at any player's hand at any time.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Infinite Money Glitch
Thing
You are considered to control a countably infinite amount of Money Tokens.

...and go to the Dwarf Weaponsmith and sell him something, and when you're bartering choose option C each time, until...
Card : ChippyYYZ
Player Killfile *plonk*
Thing
No effect unless there are at least three active players. Write an opponent's name below. That player's Things, Actions, and plays in the game never affect you in any way. If only that player remains in the game with you, destroy this.
Killfiled player: ________________.
Card : Goldenboots
Designer Killfile *plonk*
Thing
Select a card designer. You may no longer play or control cards designed by that designer (destroy/discard all such). If you draw a card by that designer, discard it and draw again. No card by that designer may be used by another player to affect you or your Things or counter your Actions.
Killfiled designer: ________________.


Goldenboots won't STAY killfiled long.
Card : Goldenboots
Deadly Disease
Thing
Put a new disease token under your control at the end of every turn. Any player who controls ten or more disease tokens loses the game.
Action: For every disease token you control, put half that many(rounded up) new ones under target opponent's control.
Card : CashCrazed
AIG
Thing
At the start of every turn, take a money token from every opponent who has one. If nobody else has any money tokens, destroy this Thing, then gain 100 money tokens in executive compensation.

Robbing the taxpayers blind since 2008.
Card : CashCrazed
Action Figure
Thing
You may perform an extra action every turn, but only if it is used for a Thing's action ability.
Card : CashCrazed
Hungry Guest h21
Thing
At the beginning of your turn destroy a food item if able or destroy Hungry guest. Action: Destroy a food item remove one of your things from play.
Card : gill_smoke
Cocktail Peanuts F11
Thing Food
When this is destroyed shuffle it into the draw pile.
Card : gill_smoke
Mixed Nuts F10
Thing Food
When this is destroyed shuffle it into the discard pile.
Card : gill_smoke
Cry Witch
Thing
Any player may use this card's Action Abilities.

Action: Create a Witchery Token under target player's control.

Action: Eliminate target player with at least 4 Witchery Tokens.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Cheat Code of *Create Item*
Thing
You may not win the game.
Thing: Search the deck for a thing and put it into your hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Infinite Exp. Glitch
Thing
Action: Create a Monster Token and destroy it. Draw a card.

...then enter the West room, kill one of them, then leave, then when you go in again...
Card : ChippyYYZ
Jealousy
Thing
You may skip your entire turn and discard your hand to take control of target Thing controlled by an opponent.
Action and Thing Discard a card to use an Action or Thing ability of target opponent-controlled Thing. The opponent may not use this ability on his/her next turn.
Card : Goldenboots
Spite
Thing
Any Thing with a Spite token on it may not use any Action abilities, and anyone claiming to win the game using ruletext from a Thing with a Spite token on it must toss a coin: heads they win, tails they are eliminated. Any player may move a Spite token off a Thing they control to any other Thing as the last act of their turn.
Action Play a Spite token on a Thing you control.
Card : Goldenboots
Malice
Thing
On any turn, you may choose to do any or all of the following: lose a turn, discard your hand, or destroy all of your non-token Things. Target opponent does the same.

nyah nyah nyah NYAH nyah!
Card : Goldenboots
Simple Living
Action
If you control no Things and every opponent controls at least one, you win the game.
Card : CashCrazed
Mortality
Thing
When this card is played, each player puts one Player token named after himself under his control. If a player's named token is destroyed, that player loses the game. If another player gains control of it, that player now plays out the other player's turn as if it were his own. (after all, he controls him)
Card : CashCrazed
Communication Problems
Thing
As long as this card is in play, any player who says the word "card", "draw", "discard", "action", or "thing" must immediately discard a card.
Card : CashCrazed
Punish the Arrogant 7Y
Action
Destroy all non-Token Things.
Card : Bucky
Purge the Weak 8Y
Action
Destroy all Tokens.
Card : Bucky
Humble the Proud 9Y
Action
All players discard their hands.
Card : Bucky
Low-Budget Game Show
Thing
If a player would win the game, they draw ten cards instead.
Card : Kevan
Sad Violin
Thing
Action: If your hand is empty, draw a card.
Card : Kevan
The Nostradamus Gambit
Action
Name a card. Reveal the top card of the draw pile - if it's the card you named, you win the game.
Card : Kevan
Filibuster
Thing
When this comes into play, each player receives a Filibuster token. Any player may destroy a Filibuster token they control as a reaction to prevent the play of an Action card. Prevented player may take another action but may not play the prevented card this turn.
Card : Goldenboots
Doomsday Clock 2355
Thing
Comes into play with 5 Minute Tokens. Destroy a Minute Token at the beginning of each of your turns, and whenever a non-Token Thing is destroyed. When there are no Minute Tokens on this, the game ends and the player controlling the most living Things wins. If there is no such single player, the player with the most Money tokens wins, otherwise the game is drawn.
Card : Goldenboots
Panic
Action
Return all living Things to their controllers' hands.
Card : Kevan
Rutabegga F15
Thing Vegetable
If this is ever sacrificed for food get two money tokens.

"Why would you eat that?"-Bub
Card : gill_smoke
Hungry Ghost h12
Thing
You may play this on another. At the beginning of your turn destroy a food item if able or be eliminated. Action: Destroy a food item remove a thing from play.
Card : gill_smoke
Star Fruit F14
Thing Food
If sacrificed for an action ability return it to your hand.

"Does anybody ever eat that?"-Bub
Card : gill_smoke
Power Nap
Action
Draw three cards and skip your next turn.
Card : Kevan
Heroes' Feast
Action
Give each player 5 Food Tokens.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Reocurring Nightmare
Action
If this card would be discarded, you may play it instead.

Destroy a thing, return this card to your hand, and discard a random card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Brainwave Overload
Action
Discard a card.
Each player with more than four cards in their hand discards half of their hand, rounded up.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Tidy Up! 10X
Thing
When this comes into play, each player must arrange all his/her tokens so that each token is on a Thing card (not this one). Tokens already on cards may not be moved. Any Thing with 10 or more tokens on it is considered to be blank. When a Thing is destroyed, all tokens on it are also destroyed.
Global Action: rearrange your Tokens, except those created on a particular Thing.
Card : Goldenboots
Can of Olives exp2003
Thing
This is a food item. However, for any purpose calling for a food item, this one may not be chosen ahead of anything else.

I thought we gave that away to the last food drive!
Card : Goldenboots
Pursuit Q1
Thing
If available, place a stack of cards from any trivia question game next to the draw pile. Players may draw from either pile; if they choose a trivia card, another player will ask them all the questions on it. If a majority are answered correctly, player may choose a prize below:
Prize 1 Draw three cards from the regular draw pile.
Prize 2 Destroy a Thing you control.
Card : Goldenboots
Remove the Head or Destroy the Brain
Thing
Whenever a living Thing would be destroyed, any player may discard a card. If no player chooses to, the Thing is not destroyed.
Card : Kevan
T Bone Steak F13
Thing Food
When this is destroyed create a bone token and remove this card from the game.
Card : gill_smoke
Artificial Reef R88
Thing
At the end of your turn you may create a fish token.






"I'm having fish for dinner tonight" -Bruce
Card : gill_smoke
Orange F12
Thing Food
May be discarded to satisfy an action ability
Card : gill_smoke
Free Upgrade
Action
Destroy a non-token Thing you control. Look at an opponent's hand and take a Thing card from it, if they have one. Put it into play under your control.
Card : Kevan
Soup Kitchen
Thing
Action: Create a Soup Token and give control of Soup Kitchen to the player with the least food. If multiple players tie for least food, you choose which one of them gets Soup Kitchen.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Fire And Flames
Action
Target player discards two cards.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Dual Wielding
Thing
You may not play things.
You may play twice as many actions per turn.
Action: Return this card to your hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Bugles F18
Thing Food
When this comes into play, draw a card.
Card : gill_smoke
Nervous Eater h17
Thing
Action: destroy a food item, play a thing.
Card : gill_smoke
Carrots F16
Thing Vegetable
If this is ever sacrificed for food draw a card.






"Shouldn't this card be orange?" -Dan, Bub's Brother
Card : gill_smoke
Sentry
Thing
If an opponent's Thing would use an Action ability to destroy a Thing you control, the ability has no effect, and the opponent's Thing is destroyed instead.
Card : Kevan
Dispenser
Thing
Action: Put a token of any type into play. If you have no cards in your hand, draw a card.
Card : Kevan
Teleporter
Thing
At the end of any player's turn, you may put a non-token Thing you control on top of the draw pile.
Card : Kevan
Mindshatter
Action
Put this card in target player's hand. They discard random cards until this card is discarded.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Mindweave
Thing
All player's hands are pooled into one community hand. Maximum hand size is the sum of each player's max hand size. When this card leaves play or if the above ability stops for some reason, discard the hand and each player draws a card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Corrupted Hypermode
Thing
At the end of your turn, draw an extra card. If your hand is ever empty, destroy Corrupted Hypermode. You have no maximum hand size. If you have ten or more cards in your hand, you are eliminated.
Action or Thing: Destroy a thing other than this one.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Bummer!
Action
Play this card as soon as you draw it. Your turn ends immediately.
Card : CashCrazed
Slot Machine
Thing
Action: Pick a token you control, then flip this card in the air. If it lands face up, put 2 more tokens of that type into play. If it lands face down, destroy the token.
Card : CashCrazed
Brand Loyalty
Thing
When you put this card into play, name an author. Every time you would draw a card, draw through the deck until you get a card by that author, (discard everything else). If there are no cards by that author left in the deck, destroy this Thing.
Card : CashCrazed
Bok Choy F20
Thing Vegetable
If this is ever sacrificed for food play a thing.
Card : gill_smoke
Overeater h14
Thing
Action: Destroy a food item. draw a card.








You gonna finish that?
Card : gill_smoke
Peas F19
Thing Vegetable
when you play this from you hand you may create a copy and shuffle it into the draw pile.
Card : gill_smoke
Back to Nature
Action
Destroy all non-living Things.
Card : Kevan
Twenty Questions
Action
Pick an opponent with at least one card in their hand, and indicate a random card from their hand. Play twenty questions to guess the title of that card - if you guess it (with synonyms being acceptable), you win the game. If you don't, discard your hand.
Card : Kevan
Macrobiotic Sandwich F22
Thing Food
If this is ever sacrificed for food create a money token.








What is in that? -Bub
Card : gill_smoke
Bulimic Teen h15
Thing
Action: Destroy a food item, put a card from the discard pile into your hand.








"Like gag me with a spoon"
Card : gill_smoke
Leeks F21
Thing Vegetable
If this is ever sacrificed for food you may play a food item from your hand.
Card : gill_smoke
Kryptonite
Thing
When this comes into play, choose a thing. That thing's text is blank while this is in play.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Red Shift
Thing
All cards are considered to be red in addition to their actual color.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Tangled Up In Blue
Thing
Play this under any player's control.
Your maximum hand size is reduced by the number of blue things you control.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Fishing pole h12
Thing
at the end of your turn you may put a card from the discard pile into your hand, if you do skip your next draw.
Card : gill_smoke
Hungry Ghost Realm H13
Thing Plane
May be played on another, when this comes into play owner destroys all food items they control. At the beginning of your turn destroy a food item or you cannot use action abilities.
Card : gill_smoke
Green Beans F23
Thing Vegetable
If this is ever sacrificed for food you may play an action card.
Card : gill_smoke
Fad Diet
Action
Pick a noun. Destroy all Things which have that word written on them. Destroy any tokens with the noun as their type.
Card : Kevan
Ritual Sacrifice
Action
Destroy a living Thing you control. Draw ten cards, pick one of them and discard the remainder.
Card : Kevan
Panic Attack
Thing
Whenever a Thing you control would be destroyed, discard a card (if you have any) then return that Thing to your hand.
Card : Kevan
Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?
Action
You may ask, and the owner of target Thing may agree, to transfer target Thing to your control. If owner does not agree, draw three cards

Or a yacht?
Card : Goldenboots
Two for the Price of One
Action
If you control at least two non-token Things, select an opponent's Thing and take control of it. That opponent may choose two (other) of your Things as compensation, or may draw two cards instead.
Card : Goldenboots
Ninja Stars
Thing
Action: Pick a card in your hand and throw it shuriken-style at any player. If you hit him, pick one of his Things and destroy it. The card you threw is considered discarded.
Card : CashCrazed
Booby Trap
Thing
Play this card face down and put one bomb counter on it. At the beginning of every turn, add another bomb counter. Whenever somebody asks (or wonders out loud) what it is, you may choose to reveal and destroy it. That player discards as many cards as there were bomb counters.
Card : CashCrazed
Dirty Cheater
Action
You have 30 seconds to look at and stack the draw pile any way you see fit.
Card : CashCrazed
Fruit tree f8
Thing
Thing: Create a fruit token
Card : gill_smoke
Elliptical Trainer F-1
Thing
Attach to a living thing that thing cannot take actions Action: destroy 10 food tokens and destroy this card.






"Listen here lardass ..." -Bub
Card : gill_smoke
Alphabet Soup F26
Thing
Whoever controls cards with titles that include every letter of the English alphabet wins.






What are you eating that for, are you sick? -Bub
Card : gill_smoke
Vortex Gun
Action
Return target thing to its controller's hand. Its controller discards a random card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Master Explosion
Action
Destroy all things you don't control.

A decent exploder can blow up everything. A Master Exploder can blow up everything else.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Thrasher
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, destroy a random thing other than Thrasher.
Action: Destroy Thrasher, draw five cards, play as many cards as you want this turn, then each player discards his or her hand.

Bow down to the Thrasher!
Card : ChippyYYZ
Polished Mirror
Thing
Action: Copy the last Action card played. Treat it as though you played the card yourself.
Card : CashCrazed
Chinese Media
Thing
Action: Choose a Thing in play, then place a black bar counter over one word in the text. The text must still make logical sense with the word blanked out.

Big Brother is watching you...
Card : CashCrazed
Sledgehammer
Action
Choose up to three Things in play and place a wreckage counter on an Action ability for each of them. As long as the counter remains, that Action ability cannot be used.
Card : CashCrazed
Pandora's Box
Action
Draw ten cards and play them in any order. At the end of your turn, destroy all Things you control.
Card : Kevan
Trade-In
Action
Pick up to three non-token Things that you control and destroy them. For each one you destroy, replace it with the next Thing in the draw pile.
Card : CashCrazed
Junkyard
Thing
Players now draw from the top of the discard pile rather than the draw pile. If the discard pile ever becomes empty destroy this Thing.
Card : CashCrazed
Memory Game
Action
If you can recite the name of every card in the discard pile without looking, you win the game.
Card : CashCrazed

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