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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Bottled Poison cards_3301_3400 thing Thing 8X When Bottled Poison is destroyed, each opponent discards a card at random and destroys a Thing they control. Bucky Huddle cards_3301_3400 action Action Return all non-token Things you control to your hand, and draw four cards. Kevan Tripwire cards_3301_3400 thing Thing When an opponent plays a Thing, destroy this and play any number of cards from your hand. Kevan Transcendence cards_3301_3400 thing Thing When this comes into play, end your turn. Action: Win the game if you control no other Things and if your hand is empty. Kevan Malaclypse the Younger cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Y2 If you have a copy of Malaclypse the elder in play you may use Malaclypse the younger's ability to fetch two cards instead of one. Action: Put a card from the top 23 cards in the draw pile put it in your hand, shuffle the draw pile. gill_smoke Malaclypse the Elder cards_3301_3400 thing Thing E3 If you have a copy of Malaclypse the younger in play you may take Malaclypse the elder's action at the begining of your turn for free but then you can't use his ability. Action: put a card from the top 23 cards of the discard pile into your hand. gill_smoke 23 skiddoo cards_3301_3400 action Action R5 Put cards from the discard pile with a corner value symbol matching any symbol in title of this card into your hand. gill_smoke Token Leak cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Action: Destroy a token an opponent controls, to draw a card. Kevan Charity Tin Rattle cards_3301_3400 action Action Target player either gives you a card from their hand, or discards their hand. Kevan Targettron cards_3301_3400 thing Thing T? Make a randomly ordered list of players and a randomly ordered list of non-token Things in play. Any event targetting a player or Thing targets the next player or Thing on the appropriate list. After a player or Thing is targetted he/she/it is moved to the bottom of the list. When a new Thing comes into play, you choose a place for it on the list. Action: Randomly re-order both target lists. Goldenboots Ploughshare cards_3301_3400 thing Thing You cannot play a card or an Action ability if it would destroy a Thing. Action: Draw a card. Kevan New Broom cards_3301_3400 action Action Destroy every non-token Thing in play. For each Thing destroyed, its controller may draw a card and, if they wish, play it immediately. Kevan Rags To RIches and Back cards_3301_3400 thing Thing R2R2R If during your turn you ever have fewer Things in play than any other player, put a Rags token on this card. If during your turn you have a Rags token and more Things in play than any other player, put a Riches token on this card. If during your turn you have a Riches token but fewer Things in play than any other player, you win. Goldenboots A Day's Work cards_3301_3400 thing Thing At the end of any turn in which you played more than one card, gain a Money token. Kevan And Baby Makes Three cards_3301_3400 thing Thing B3 Action Choose two Tokens you control. Make a new Token with name made up of one word from each parent Token's name. Goldenboots Six and Out cards_3301_3400 action Action 6W Draw 6 cards and play up to six Actions and/or Things, total. If you have not won at the end of this turn, you are eliminated. Backyard cricket: over the fence is 6 runs and out. Goldenboots Slow Motion cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Players may only play one Action or one Thing, each turn - not both. Kevan Mano-a-Mano cards_3301_3400 thing Thing While this card is in play, all other Things are considered to be out of play. Things cannot be played. Kevan Public Sucide cards_3301_3400 action Action S12 Destroy target living thing, draw a card. "I fully expect to see you like that one day."-Bub gill_smoke Sucide Pact cards_3301_3400 thing Thing S11 Attach two Living Things together when one leaves play or is destroyed they both are. gill_smoke Suicide Cultist cards_3301_3400 thing Thing S10 Action: Destroy this card. gill_smoke Robotic Hand cards_3301_3400 thing Thing When this comes into play, put eight Finger tokens into play. Your hand size is equal to the number of Finger tokens you control. Kevan Spur of the Moment cards_3301_3400 action Action Draw three cards, then play a card at random from your hand. Kevan Bad Luck cards_3301_3400 thing Thing All random decisions are instead resolved by the decision of the player to the left of the player whose turn it is. Kevan Juri, Mister Zombie Corpse cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Every player may play this from the discard pile instead of playing a Thing. When Juri is destroyed, gain control of target Thing or draw a card. Zt Lost on a Lonely Island with a Person you Dislike cards_3301_3400 thing Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. Whenever you play a Thing, each other player creates a copy of that Thing under their control. Zt This Deck is so Freaking Infinite cards_3301_3400 action Action Search the draw pile. If you find a card called "Hammy Spanky Stinky Pinky Rotten Fishy Pasta Salad", you win the game. If you don't, draw three cards. "If the deck is truly infinite, then any card name has to exist." Zt Hammy Stinky Spanky Pinky Rotten Fishy Pasta Salad cards_3301_3400 thing Thing $0.99/lb No Thing may use any Action ability in the turn it comes into play, unless the Thing is voluntarily destroyed by its controller at the same time. Keep looking, there are infinitely many cards infinitely close to what you want... Goldenboots Srinavasa Ramanujan cards_3301_3400 thing_mathematician Thing-Mathematician 1729 If you control exactly 1729 tokens of any type(s) you win. Action Create a Cube token. Action If you control a set of n tokens including at least one Cube token, add n*n*n - n Cube tokens Oh, no Hardy! 1729 is a very interesting number! It's the smallest number that can be expressed as a sum of cubes two different ways! Goldenboots In with a Chance cards_3301_3400 thing Thing 18L If you control exactly 18 Lucky tokens, you win. If you use an Action ability on this card, toss a coin: on Tails, erase that action ability. Action Create a Lucky token. Action Double your number of Lucky tokens Action Triple your number of Lucky tokens. Action Destroy a Lucky token. Goldenboots Unexploded Bomb cards_3301_3400 thing Thing If this Thing is destroyed, destroy all Things. Kevan Embarrassing Secret cards_3301_3400 action Action Discard your hand. If this card is revealed from your hand, you must play it immediately. Kevan Ossiliscope cards_3301_3400 thing Thing EE 1 At the beginning of your turn you may trigger as many actions abilities of inanimate things as you posses scope probes.Thing: Create a copy of scope probe from the archive shuffle into draw pile. Action: Search top 20 cards in the draw pile for a scope probe and put it in your hand. gill_smoke Scope Probe cards_3301_3400 thing Thing EE 2 If this is destroyed you may make a copy that you put into your hand for 50 money related tokens. "I swear you'd think these things were made of gold." -Bub gill_smoke Waveform Generator cards_3301_3400 thing Thing EE 3 At the beginning of your turn you may do one of the following: Draw an extra card. Discard a card. Create a energy token. gill_smoke Kidnapping cards_3301_3400 action Action Gain control of a Thing, unless its controller discards their hand. Kevan Shell Script cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Action ability activates for free at the start of each of its controller's turns. Kevan A House on Fire cards_3301_3400 action Action Every player discards down to one card. Kevan Economic Stimulus Package cards_3301_3400 thing Thing $$$ When this comes into play, each player gains 10 * (the number of active players) Money tokens. Destroy this at the beginnng of your turn. Each player may auction off a Thing he/she controls during his/her turn, and chooses to accept bids in Money tokens only or in any tokens. When this is destroyed the player with the most Money tokens may draw four cards. Goldenboots Economic Downturn cards_3301_3400 action Action For each type of token in play, each player must destroy one token they control of that type, if they have any. Kevan Elbow Room cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Each player's maximum hand size is reduced by the number of Things they control. Each player may destroy Things they control at the end of their turn. Kevan Suppressing Fire cards_3301_3400 thing Thing The first card played each turn is instead discarded with no effect. Kevan Zombie Revenge cards_3301_3400 action Action R13 Destroy all living things gill_smoke Treant Revenge cards_3301_3400 action Action R12 Destroy all non living things Undead ones too. gill_smoke Fell through cards_3301_3400 action_reaction Action Reaction R8 You must discard a card to play. Play in response to any action, that action does nothing. "Awww that's too bad" -Bub gill_smoke Crop Field cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Action: Put a Seed token into play. Action: Replace all Seed tokens with Crop tokens. Action: Destroy any number of Crop tokens you control to draw twice as many cards. Kevan Cursed! cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Play onto a Thing that used its Action ability since your last turn. The controller of that Thing cannot play the Action ability of other Things. Kevan Rob the Rich cards_3301_3400 action Action Choose a player. Swap all of your tokens for all of their tokens. Kevan Collectible Card Swap Meet cards_3301_3400 action Action You may offer n cards created by one card creator and name how many cards, by which creator, you would trade them for. You accept the first correct offer. I'll trade 4 Kevans for one Pombo! Goldenboots Correcting Fluid cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Action: Correct a spelling or grammatical mistake on a card in play or in your hand, and draw three cards. Kevan Market crash cards_3301_3400 thing Thing M0 When this comes into play destroy all money tokens. At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card. Whenever things would be destroyed put it back into controllers hand instead. "Somebody is making money on this deal." -Bub gill_smoke Stashed cards_3301_3400 action Action R9 Look at an opponents hand take a card. gill_smoke Hate mail cards_3301_3400 action Action R1 All players beside you discard their hands gill_smoke January Sale cards_3301_3400 action Action Draw and reveal three times as many cards as players. Starting with you and going clockwise around the table, each player picks one of the cards and puts it into their hand. Kevan Unscrupulous Postman cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Whenever an opponent draws a card, they must reveal it. You may choose to take the card into your hand instead; if you do, destroy Unscrupulous Postman. Kevan The Wrong Hands cards_3301_3400 action Action Each player may discard any number of cards. Toss a coin; if heads, everyone then passes their hand to the left. Kevan Strawberry Fields Forever cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Action: Roll 1d6 and put that many strawberry tokens into play. Pongo I Am The Walrus cards_3301_3400 thing Thing The owner of this card is the walrus. Pongo Bad Feeling cards_3301_3400 action Action Look at an opponent's hand. If they have a card with the word 'destroy' on it, draw three cards. Kevan Mortgage, Monopoly Style cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Face-down cards are blank. If this card is destroyed, turn all face-down cards in play face-up. Action (global) Turn a Thing card (not this) you control face down and create 10 Money tokens. Action (global) Destroy 20 Money tokens to turn a player's face-down card face-up.. . Goldenboots Giant, Hollow Cake cards_3301_3400 thing Thing You may destroy this and replace it with a Thing from your hand, at any time. Kevan Deevolution spray cards_3301_3400 action Action P 128 Destroy a token or change a thing into a token of the same type as the replaced cards name. gill_smoke That's enough cards_3301_3400 action Action R5 Target player does not draw a card on thier next turn. gill_smoke Miserable state cards_3301_3400 thing_rule_ Thing (rule) M6 All players must discard a card to play a card from thier hand. gill_smoke Roulette Rake cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Action: Give control of any token to any player. Kevan Half-Time Substitution cards_3301_3400 action Action Return any number of non-token Things you control to your hand. You may then play an equal number of Thing cards from your hand. Kevan All or Nothing cards_3301_3400 thing Thing You may not play Thing or Action cards normally (although you may still take one Action ability per turn). At any time during your turn, you may play every card from your hand. Kevan Son of the Zombie Plague cards_3301_3400 action Action Create a zombie token for every nontoken thing in play gill_smoke Zombified Wage Slave cards_3301_3400 thing Thing z0 Action: destroy a zombie token to create a token of your choise gill_smoke Wage Slave cards_3301_3400 thing_person Thing person s0 Action: destroy a money token to create 2 tokens of your choise gill_smoke Near Enough cards_3301_3400 action Action Swap a card in the discard pile for a card in your hand whose title starts with the same letter. Kevan Autopilot cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Players may not play cards or Action abilities normally. A player may play a card at random from their hand, at the end of each of their turns. Kevan Rubber Bullets cards_3301_3400 action Action Pick a Thing at random. Either destroy it, or return this card to your hand. Kevan Back From The Grave cards_3301_3400 action Action Create a zombie token and put a card from the discard pile into your hand. ChippyYYZ Back With A Vengeance cards_3301_3400 action Action Return a thing from the discard pile to play under your control. That thing destroys target thing. ChippyYYZ Back From The Future cards_3301_3400 action Action Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and play one of them. ChippyYYZ Canadian bacon cards_3301_3400 thing Thing B22 "It doesn't have to do anything because it's that good" -Spencer Shay gill_smoke Draft Dodger cards_3301_3400 thing Thing d0 This card is only playable if you have evidence of something Canadian in you play "What you thought he was going to do something?" -Bub gill_smoke Red Ensign cards_3301_3400 thing Thing F01 This is a Canadian icon gill_smoke Cold Dark Infinite Void cards_3301_3400 thing Thing If a player has no Existence tokens, they may put one into play on any Thing they control. A player may destroy an Existence token they control at any time. Things without Existence tokens on them (except for this card) are considered to be out of play for the purposes of all other cards. Kevan Morphic Resonator cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Play onto a Thing. The body text of every Thing (other than this card) is considered to be the same as the Thing this card is attached to, while this card is in play. Kevan First Against the Wall cards_3301_3400 action Action Destroy the alphabetically earliest Thing. Kevan Are You Daft? cards_3301_3400 action_reaction Action Reaction R14 Discard in reaction to a living things action ability, that action does nothing. When played as an action trigger a Thing's action ability twice. gill_smoke Malcolm in the middle cards_3301_3400 thing Thing M11 Attach to two living things they cannot use actions. gill_smoke Working Blue cards_3301_3400 action Action B10 Destroy all non blue things. gill_smoke Brain in a Jar cards_3301_3400 thing Thing You may play two Actions per turn, but cannot play Action cards, only Action abilities. Kevan Andrew Jackson cards_3301_3400 thing Thing You may ignore the effects of any cards with "Judge" or "Justice" in their titles. Action: Remove target Thing you control and target Thing you don't control from the game. Discard a card. ChippyYYZ Stonewall Jackson cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn. If a thing you control has an action ability that could destroy Stonewall Jackson, flip two coins at the end of each of your turns. If both are tails, activate that ability targeting Stonewall Jackson. ChippyYYZ Janet Jackson cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Action: Reveal a random card from your hand and draw a card. ChippyYYZ Luddite Mob cards_3301_3400 thing Thing You may not play Action abilities, except for the one on this card. Action: Destroy a Thing which has an Action ability. Kevan Mental Health Day cards_3301_3400 thing Thing M2 Attach to a living thing that thing cannot take use its abilities. Action: Destroy this card or the one it's attached to then attach this to a new living thing. "He needs more than a day ..." -Bub gill_smoke Apex Predator cards_3301_3400 thing Thing A1 This card cannot be destroyed. Action: Destroy living thing. "Grrr." gill_smoke Cthulu Sex Magazine cards_3301_3400 thing Thing "With a title like that you don't need to do anything." gill_smoke Dvo / Rak cards_3301_3400 thing Thing A second playing area exists. At the start of each player's turn, they must pick one of the two areas; any Things that come into play this turn come into play in this area, and all cards in the other area are removed from play, until the end of the turn. Kevan Communal To-Do List cards_3301_3400 thing Thing 2Do During your turn you may (for free) perform the next To Do on the list below. Then erase that item and put this card under another player's control. To Do Draw 3 cards To Do Destroy a Thing you control To Do Discard your hand, draw 5 cards. To Do Destroy five tokens you control. To Do Destroy this card. To Do Win the game. Goldenboots Link Bait cards_3301_3400 thing Thing Me! This card is a living thing, a node, an insect, a quark, Canadian, undead, robotic, made of glass, a philosopher, related to Chess, black, blue, not black, not blue, nonliving, plastic, and features a quotation from Bub. Action If a card in play refers to cards of a particular description, add that description to this card. Always on page 5 of Google's hits. Goldenboots 419 Scam cards_3301_3400 action Action Choose a player, and name an amount of tokens they control. They may choose to give you those tokens; if they do, then you may choose to put three times that many tokens into play under their control. Kevan Surprise Attack cards_3301_3400 action Action Play this during an opponent's turn. Destroy target thing and immediately take a turn. Your opponent's turn resumes after your extra turn. ChippyYYZ Ricochet Laser cards_3301_3400 action Action Destroy four random things. ChippyYYZ Kill Mode Engage cards_3301_3400 thing Thing All Action Abilities now read "Action: Destroy target thing." Action: Eliminate an opponent. ChippyYYZ