Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3201-3300


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The Old Exploding Card Trick
Action
Play after a player has drawn one or more cards. They must discard those cards, plus an equal number of cards at random.
Card : Kevan
Mancala
Thing
Action: Choose a player and a token type. Take all the tokens of that type belonging to that player, and redistribute them one-by-one, going clockwise around the table starting from the player to the left of their owner. Any player may play this action ability.
Card : Kevan
Token Squash
Thing
Action: Destroy a token, if you control a token with a longer name. Any player may play this action ability.
Card : Kevan
Dead Cow Cultists
Thing
Action: Destroy a living Thing you control and discard a card. Then take two extra Actions.
Card : Zt
Life Insurance
Thing
Play onto target Thing. When equipped Thing is destroyed, destroy this card as well and gain 5 moneys tokens.
Card : Zt
Nuclear Power Plant
Thing
Players who control radioactive tokens, discard a card at the beginning of their turn.
Action: Gain two energy tokens. Roll a die. On a one this Thing's Action ability is triggered (this does not count as you playing a Thing).
Thing: Chernobyl II! All living Things are destroyed. Each player gains two radioactive tokens.

It's nucular. NU-cu-lar.
Card : Zt
Moral Compass
Thing
Whenever a player destroys an opponent's Thing, they gain one Evil token. If a player has any Evil tokens in play, they may not win the game. Action: Put a card from your hand into an opponent's hand, and destroy an Evil token. Any player may play this ability.
Card : Kevan
Sniper
Thing
Action: Name a Thing. Action: Destroy the last Thing that you named using this card's other ability.
Card : Kevan
Four-Leaf Clover
Thing
You may choose to discard the first card you draw, during a turn, and draw another card.
Card : Kevan
Flush
Thing
Hand size limit 1 card. When this card has been in play for one full turn, destroy it and draw 8 cards.
Card : Binarius
Stunt Double
Thing
When this card comes into play, draw five cards and place them face-down under it. If an opponent's Action targets you, you may divert its effects to Stunt Double's hand; if you would be eliminated, destroy Stunt Double.
Card : Binarius
Laser Guidance System
Thing
When you play a card that calls for a decision to be made randomly, you may make the decision yourself instead.
Card : Binarius
Smoker
Thing - Zombie
Action: Name a Thing. Action: Gain control of the last Thing that you named using this card's other ability.
Card : Kevan
Boomer
Thing - Zombie
Action: Put five Zombie tokens into play. Action: Destroy five Zombie tokens to destroy a Thing.
Card : Kevan
Hunter
Thing - Zombie
Action: Put a Crouch token into play. Action: Destroy all Crouch tokens to destroy a Thing.
Card : Kevan
Hixkaryana
Thing
In every sentence with both a subject and an object, switch the positions of the two.
Card : Binarius
Rogue Wave
Action
You must play this card immediately when you draw it. Destroy all but one of your Things and discard down to one card.
Card : Binarius
Teeball
Thing
No player may be prevented from drawing a card at the beginning of their turn.
Card : Binarius
Holographic Projector
Thing
At the start of your turn, destroy all other Things you control. Once during each of your turns, you may draw and reveal three cards; put any Things into play, and discard the rest.
Card : Kevan
Vending Machine
Thing
Action: Draw and reveal three cards. You may discard two cards from your hand to put a Thing card from among them into your hand. Discard any you do not take.
Card : Kevan
Insert Coin
Thing
Each player must destroy a token they control before playing an Action ability. If they cannot, they cannot play the ability.
Card : Kevan
Mutual Assured Destruction MAD
Thing
When this comes into play, publicly link one Thing controlled by every opponent to this card (make a note of which Things are linked). If an opponent has no Things, link the first Thing he/she plays after this. When any linked Thing is destroyed, all are destroyed, even if indestructible.
Card : Goldenboots
Mountaineer's Rope
Thing
If you are eliminated, give this Thing to any opponent before you go. Action: Return an eliminated player to play. They draw five cards.
Card : Kevan
Police Tape
Thing
Thing cards may not be played. Play in response to a Thing you control being destroyed. You may not play this card during your own turn. Action: Destroy Police Tape.
Card : Kevan
Gibbering Mouther
Thing
Comes into play with one size token whenever this card destroys a thing add a size token to this card. Whenever this card would be destroyed destroy a size token on this card first if there are no more size tokens then destroy this card. Action: Destroy random thing.
Card : gill_smoke
You are made of pure win
Action
When you play this, choose the winner.
Card : gill_smoke
Baker
Thing
Action: Put a dozen Food tokens into play
Card : gill_smoke
Facehugger
Thing
Can only be played onto a living Thing; that Thing's card text is blank. If the Thing leaves play, put Facehugger into play under your control, attached to nothing. Action: If Facehugger is not attached to a Thing, destroy target Thing.
Card : Kevan
Pawn Shop
Thing
Action: Replace a non-token Thing you control with three Money tokens, or replace a token you control with a Money token. Any player may play this ability.
Card : Kevan
Bus Stop
Thing
You may skip drawing a card to put a Time token into play. Action: Draw and reveal a card. Make a copy of it for every Time token in play, and put those copies into your hand. Destroy all Time tokens.
Card : Kevan
Engine 7W
Thing
You may play an extra Action during each of your turns.
Card : Bucky
Day Job 8W
Thing
Action:Gain two Money tokens.
Card : Bucky
Night Shift
Thing
You may skip a turn to gain six Money tokens.
Card : Kevan
Rubber Bands
Thing
If this card is destroyed, destroy all other Things you control which have Action abilities. Action: Activate the action abilities of all other Things you control.
Card : Kevan
Park Place
Thing
Whenever a player would destroy this they must destroy all of thier tokens first.
Card : gill_smoke
Get out of jail free card
Thing
Instead of being eliminated discard your hand draw three cards then destroy all of your things.
Card : gill_smoke
Flat Tax
Thing (rule)
At the beginning of every turn before they draw players must destroy destroy a thing or discard a card. if unable they declare bankruptcy and are eliminated.
Card : gill_smoke
Steep Slope
Thing
At the start of each player's turn, they must return a Thing they control to their hand, if possible.
Card : Kevan
Just What I Always Wanted
Action
Draw five cards, then discard all but one card from your hand.
Card : Kevan
Personal Bodyguard
Thing
If you would be eliminated, instead destroy Personal Bodyguard and continue play.
Card : Kevan
Bravarian Illuminati
Thing
Owner cannot draw unless they have no cards then draw they to their hand size of 10, if they discard a card they discard thier hand. Thing: take control of thing, destroy it at the end of your turn. Action: Destroy a thing.
Card : gill_smoke
Balloon Payment
Action
Target player destroys all of their tokens
Card : gill_smoke
Low Interst Loan
Thing
Playable on another, when this comes into play player gains 10 money tokens at the beginning of every turn the owner must destroy a money token or be eliminated.
Card : gill_smoke
Achievement Unlocked
Thing
If a player has five Achievement tokens, they win the game. If a player performs one of the following acts and has not already gained an Achievement token for it, they gain one: destroying a non-token Thing; destroying a token; drawing more than one card at once; returning a Thing to a player's hand; controlling ten or more Things.
Card : Kevan
Flame War 9W
Thing
Action:Target player discards two cards and gains control of Flame War.
Card : Bucky
Thanksgiving
Action
Every player may say one thing they are thankful for; if they do, they may draw three cards. Destroy all edible Things; every player skips their next turn.
Card : Binarius
Obesity Epidemic
Thing
If any player plays a Thing but not an Action during their turn, they gain a Fat token. Any player with 5 Fat tokens is eliminated.
Card : Binarius
Snowball Fight
Thing
Any player who has been given three Snowball tokens must destroy them and skip their next turn. Thing (Global): Create three Snowball tokens. Action (Global): Flip a coin. Take a Snowball token you control and on Heads, give it to a chosen opponent and draw a card; on Tails, destroy it.
Card : Binarius
Illegible Fax X400
Thing
When you play a Thing you may play it into any player's control. While playing a Thing into another player's control you may erase one word on the card, and/or replace a word on the card with "never".
Card : Goldenboots
Junk DNA
Thing
A 'junk' token type is a token type where no current rule names the token type for a purpose other than creation. Any player who can show control of tokens of four junk types during his/her turn wins.
Card : Goldenboots
Beach Ball
Thing
If Beach Ball is destroyed, discard a card. Action: Give Beach Ball to chosen opponent.
Card : Binarius
Hammer of Justice
Thing
Whenever you must discard cards, every other player must discard one.
Card : Binarius
Big Blind
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, discard one card. At the end of your turn, give this card to the player on your right.
Card : Binarius
Cicadas Attack!
Thing
At the beginning of your turn and when this comes into play place a Year token on this card and, if possible, remove seven Year tokens. When this card carries no Year tokens, your cicadas emerge and eat (destroy) a living thing of your choice.
Card : Goldenboots
Dumpster Dive 1X
Action
Move two random cards from the discard pile to your hand. Shuffle the discard pile afterwards.
Card : Bucky
Beam Spam 2X
Action
Destroy up to 5 Tokens or 1 non-Token Thing.
Card : Bucky
Greater Necromancy 3X
Action
Move all living Things that are in the discard pile to the bottom of the draw pile, then gain a Zombie token for each Thing you moved.
Card : Bucky
Baron von M√ľnchhausen
Thing
Things you play cannot be prevented from being played. Instead of drawing a card you may draw a random card from target opponent's hand.

"That's a FACT!"
Card : Zt
The Pope
Thing
Non-blue Things cannot be played without your permission.
Action: Search the draw pile for a card named "Jesus Christ Himself". If you find it, put it into play and destroy this card.
Card : Zt
Friday the 13th
Thing
You may play this under target opponent's control. All eliminate effects target you instead of other players. All destroy effects target a random Thing you control instead of their original target.
Action or Thing: Destroy this.
Card : Zt
The river card C5
Thing
Action: Everybody antes 2 money tokens. Counting cards and players discard cards from the draw pile until you reveal an action, resolve action and counted player gets money tokens. If you can't ante you are eliminated.
Card : gill_smoke
The turn card C4
Thing
Action: Everybody antes 2 money tokens. Counting cards and players discard cards from the draw pile until you reveal an action, counted player gets money tokens. If you can't ante you destroy one thing or you are eliminated.
Card : gill_smoke
The flop C3
Thing
Action: Reveal the next three cards and resolve all of the action crds revealed
Card : gill_smoke
Life Drain 4X
Action
Choose one: destroy a living Thing and draw a card, or destroy an undead Thing, or target player discards a card at random.
Card : Bucky
Apoptosis 5X
Action
Target Thing destroys itself.
Card : Bucky
More than Mind Control 6X
Thing
Play onto another Thing. You make any decisions required by that Thing's text, and may use its Action ability as if you controlled it.
Card : Bucky
Robo Card C6
Thing
Action: draw a card.
Action: discard a card.
Action: play two cards from your hand.
Card : gill_smoke
Dead Man's Hand A8
Thing
Playable on another player, unless you control an undead your hand size is 1.
Card : gill_smoke
Full House C1
Thing (rule)
At the begining of your turn draw to your max hand size
Card : gill_smoke
Used Coupon Book EXP 2010
Thing
When this comes into play, erase two of the Coupons below. Coupons on this card may be used one per turn. When you use a Coupon, erase it.
Coupon: Every player draws two cards.
Coupon You draw one card.
Coupon Create a Coupon token
Coupon Destroy two Coupon tokens, win the game.
Coupon target player discards a card.
Card : Goldenboots
Better the Devil
Thing
Whenever a player uses an Action ability, the player to their left chooses a Thing with an Action ability the first player controls. The player must use that Action ability instead.
Card : Kevan
Power Cut
Thing
The text of all other cards is blank. Play only if there are more than five cards with Action abilities in play.
Card : Kevan
Action Interaction A1&A2&A3
Thing
Action: Swap your choice of Action abilities between this card and target Thing in play.
Action: Erase an Action ability from target Thing in play, replace with "Action: Draw a Card"
Action:Discard an Action card, draw a card: if it is an Action, choose to perform it immediately or give it to target opponent.
Card : Goldenboots
Radiation Sickness
Thing
Every player gains a Rad token at the start of each of their turns. Each player's hand size is reduced by the number of Rad tokens they control. Any player may skip a turn to destroy all Rad tokens they control.
Card : Kevan
Malware
Thing
Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. Whenever that Thing's Action ability is used, the person who played this card may take a random card from the Thing's controller's hand.
Card : Kevan
Rag and Bone
Action
Each player may destroy any number of Things they control.
Card : Kevan
Queens are Wild 4Q
Thing
You may play this on another. Owner may play as many action and thing cards from their hand but may not use action abilities.
Card : gill_smoke
Suicidal King 1K
Thing
You may play this on another. Owner must discard a card and destroy a thing in order to play action cards.
Card : gill_smoke
One Eyed Jacks 2J
Thing
You may play this on another player. Owner may not play things but may take two actions every turn.
Card : gill_smoke
Skeleton Warrior
Thing
When this is destroyed, you may discard a card to put it back into play.
Action: Destroy target token.
Card : Zt
Skeleton Warmage
Thing
When a Thing you control is destroyed, you may discard two cards to put it back into play.
Action: Generate a Skeleton Warrior token.

Don't speak in dark tongues, if you don't know the grammar.
Don't walk in the shadows, if you don't worship the Snake.
Card : Zt
Dark Fakir
Thing
Cannot be destroyed by tangible things.
Action: Draw a card.

His bed - made of nails.
His breakfast - glass shards.
His favourite song - revenge.
Card : Zt
Fire Ants
Thing
Action: Put as many Ant tokens into play as you have non-token Things. Action: Destroy a number of Ant tokens you control, to destroy a Thing which has the same number of letters in its title.
Card : Kevan
Try Switching It Off and On Again
Action
Return all Things with Action abilities to their controllers' hands.
Card : Kevan
Pandemonium
Action
Activate each Action and Thing ability of the Things in play once. You make any decisions for them.
Card : Zt
3:2
Action
You take three Actions. Then target opponent takes two Actions.
Card : Zt
Haste!
Action
Play all Things and Actions from your hand, disregarding any per turn limits.
Card : Zt
Jacks Or Better ... JJ
Action
Looking at the words in the title all players need at least one pair of cards in play with the same letter alphabetically greater than the letter J or be eliminated.
Card : gill_smoke
... Trips To Win 333
Thing
Whoever has three copies of the same card wins.
Card : gill_smoke
This ain't Fluxx F(x)
Action
Destroy all card that have beginning of turn or end of turn effects.
Card : gill_smoke
Junkyard
Thing
Action: Gain a token of any type that isn't already in play.
Card : Kevan
Cage Fight
Thing
When this comes into play, each player may play a Thing from their hand, then must destroy all but one Thing they control (other than this card). Things may not be played. If there are two or fewer Things in play, destroy Cage Fight.
Card : Kevan
Groundwork
Thing
Action: Put a Research token into play. Action: If you have at least ten Research tokens, draw two cards.
Card : Kevan
Strangers have the Best Candy
Thing
This card is black and pink at the same time.
Action: Gain a strawberry candy token.
Action: Trade three strawberry candy tokens with a Thing controlled by target opponent.
Card : Zt
Tragedy of the Commons
Thing
Any player may use this Thing's action abilities. Action: Draw a card. Action: Draw two cards and destroy this Thing.
Card : Kevan
Best Laid Plans
Action
Look at an opponent's hand, and choose a card from it. They must discard that card.
Card : Kevan
Aces High
Action
Reveal any number of cards with an A in the title or cornervalue in your hand draw a card for each revealed.
Card : gill_smoke
31 for two
Action
Create 2 money tokens draw a card.
Card : gill_smoke
Blackjack
Action
Create 21 money tokens
Card : gill_smoke
Kill Sat 7X
Thing
Action:Gain an Energy token.

Action:Destroy three of your Energy tokens and one other Thing.
Card : Bucky

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