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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator This Is Caketown! cards_2801_2900 action Action Return target Thing to its controller's hand. Binarius Radioactive Bite cards_2801_2900 action Action Generate a random number from 1 to 100. Go to the Superpower set of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and create a copy of the card of that number and place it in your hand. On a 100, you are eliminated. ChippyYYZ Murphy's Lawyer cards_2801_2900 thing Thing At the beginning of your turn, destroy a random thing. Its controller may discard a random card to prevent its destruction, unless this was the thing destroyed. ChippyYYZ More Cowbell! cards_2801_2900 action Action Create a Cowbell Token for each player. ChippyYYZ Saboteur cards_2801_2900 thing Thing You may play this Thing under any player's control. Action: Destroy a Thing belonging to the controller of Saboteur. Any player may play this Action. Kevan Andrew's Lucky Die cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Whenever dice are rolled, you decide the outcome. Zt The Shuffler cards_2801_2900 thing Thing You may shuffle the draw pile at any time. Even if it isn't your turn. Even if players are trying to search the draw pile for a card. Zt Nude at the Airport cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Play with your hand revealed. You may play up to two things per turn. Zt Antimatter cards_2801_2900 thing Thing R2 If there is another Thing in play, immediately destroy Antimatter and any other Thing of your choice. When this occurs, gain 10 Energy Tokens. Bucky Subroutine cards_2801_2900 action Action R2 Suspend your turn. A player of your choice takes a turn. Then, your turn resumes where it left off. Bucky Gotcha cards_2801_2900 action Action R2 Play in response to someone winning the game. Nobody besides you can win this turn. Anyone else who would win instead loses a Thing of your choice or discards a card at random from eir hand. Bucky Old School cards_2801_2900 action Action 4/07 Destroy a Thing under every player's control which was not one of the first 500 cards added to the Infinite Dvorak deck. Binarius Capture the Flag cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player whose turn it is gains control of Capture the Flag. If you control Capture the Flag at the start of your turn, and have five or more cards in your hand, you win the game. Kevan Doom Token Device cards_2801_2900 thing Thing At the beginning of your turn, or immediately after playing this card, create 2 Electricity Tokens. Electricity tokens allow you to play an extra machine for every 5 electricity tokens on the field. NARF Uh-Oh... cards_2801_2900 action Action If you draw this card, you must play it at the next available opportunity. All opponents may draw enough cards to fill their hands. NARF Election cards_2801_2900 action Action All players choose someone at the table to vote for (They may not vote for themselves). The player with the most votes may choose if each player can draw a card next turn. In a tie, destroy this card and prevent all effects of this card. NARF Electino cards_2801_2900 thing_partycle Thing - Partycle At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of Election from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive into your hand. Massive, major component of hot air. Lots of spin. Binarius The Decline and Fall of the Mighty Culture of NguNbuLe cards_2801_2900 thing Thing At the beginning of your turn erase the last sentence on this card. Indestructible. Action: Target opponent discards a card. Action: Take a Thing from the discard pile in your hand. Action: Destroy target Thing. Action and Thing: Erase target Thing's first sentence. Zt Fancy Sentence-Erasing Machine cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Action: Erase target Thing's last sentence. You may not erase a Thing's first sentence this way. Can you spot the loophole? Zt Nude at the Train Station cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Play with your hand revealed. At the beginning of your turn you may draw an extra card. Zt Avant Garde cards_2801_2900 action Action For each word that appears in the title of more than one non-token Thing, destroy all Things with that word in their title. Kevan CCTV cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Whenever a player draws a card, they must reveal it to all players. Kevan Block the Door cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Thing cards may not be played. Any player may discard a Thing to destroy this card, at any time. Kevan Player cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Action: Gain control of target female. Zt Femme Fatale cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Action: Gain control of target male. Zt Pervert cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Action: Gain control of target undead or animal. Zt Buy One Get One Free cards_2801_2900 action Action If you put a Thing into play earlier this turn, create a copy of it and put that into play. Kevan Turret Gun cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Whenever an opponent plays a card, you may discard three cards (if you have them) to send it to the discard pile with no effect. Kevan Better the Devil cards_2801_2900 action Action Draw and reveal five cards. Discard two of them. An opponent picks one of the remaining ones, which you must play immediately; the final two are discarded. Kevan Hyperdimensional World-Eating Blackhole cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Whenever a Thing is removed from the game, draw a card and remove target thing from the game. Once it gets started, there's no turning back. Zt Medium cards_2801_2900 thing Thing At the beginning of your turn, before drawing a card, you may look at the top three cards of the draw pile and rearrange their order, if you wish so. Action: Gain control of target spirit. Zt Green Politician cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Every player may use this Thing's abilities. Action: Draw the top card of the discard pile. Zt Weapons Dealer cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Action: Give a player a thing you control and draw a card. ChippyYYZ Do Not Touch cards_2801_2900 thing Thing If an action's only target is this card, then the action's player is eliminated. ChippyYYZ Ha Ha Ha! I Switched Your Bullets With Marshmallows! cards_2801_2900 action Action Play in response to an action. That action is negated and goes to your hand. Give its player an action from your hand; they must play that card instead. I may have just won "First Correctly-Used Semicolon". ChippyYYZ Skip cards_2801_2900 action Action Play this card after any player's turn. The next player's turn is skipped. Goldenboots I Share My Goodies cards_2801_2900 thing_add_on Thing - Add-on :) Play this on a Thing in play. The target Thing now belongs to all players, and all may use any abilities of the Thing equally. This add-on is destroyed when the base Thing is destroyed Thanks for sharing :) Goldenboots Willful Ignorance cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Whenever you have more cards in your hand than every other player, destroy this Thing. Action: The player (or players) with the most cards in his or her (or their) hand (or hands) discards a card. jtwe The Spectral Pickle Factory cards_2801_2900 thing Thing At the start of your turn or when you play this card, flip a coin. Tails: return this card to the hand of the player on your left. Action: Draw three cards. None may know the hour of its coming and going. jtwe Motorcade of Generosity cards_2801_2900 action Action Each player may create any number of tokens of any type of his or her choice under the control of any other player. ...and that's how you can afford your rock and roll lifestyle. jtwe Inflation cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Whenever a specific amount of tokens is required, it requires twice as many. ChippyYYZ Income Tax cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Whenever a player gains tokens, they gain half as many, rounding up. ChippyYYZ Advanced Alchemy cards_2801_2900 thing Thing You may use tokens you control as though they were any type of token. ChippyYYZ Currency of the Realm cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Any type of token may be substituted when monetary tokens are required at a rate of 1 token per Money or Universal Currency token or 10 tokens per Gold token. Binarius Hot In Here cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Hand size limit 3. Actions must be played as soon as they are drawn. Binarius All Good Things cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Action: Destroy target Thing that has been in play for five turns or more. Binarius It's Morphin' Time! cards_2801_2900 action Action You cannot play this card if you control fewer than six Things. Put six Things you control into the draw pile and shuffle it. Take the top six Things from the draw pile and put them under your control. This card's colour can be black, red, blue, yellow, green or pink. You must declare its colour when you play it. Corrigan Scavenging cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Once this card has been in play for four turns, the player who controls the most Thing cards that represent tangible objects wins the game. Corrigan Luddite Attack cards_2801_2900 action Action Erase the text of target mechanical or electronic Thing. "Down with the cotton gin!" Corrigan 40 Acres And A Mule cards_2801_2900 action Action '65 Every player with less than five cards in their hand may draw until they have five cards. The player who controls the most non-token Things may then look at every opponent's hand and take a card from each. Binarius Titulodecasyllablism cards_2801_2900 action Action Destroy every Thing that is not referenced by its own ruletext. Binarius Life Is But A Dream cards_2801_2900 action Action Discard your hand, destroy all of your Things, and walk away from the game singing "Row Row Row Your Boat". You win. Binarius Perverse Pleasure cards_2801_2900 thing_rule_ Thing (rule) G7 Destroy at the begining of your turn. All Action abilities that destroy, create a token of the type they normally would destroy instead. gill_smoke Garlic press cards_2801_2900 thing Thing G6 When this comes into play destroy all undead tokens. gill_smoke The Unclean One cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Ew! Instead of owner useing the discard pile place your discards under the Unclean One, when he leaves play cards under unclean one go to your hand. "Dude, that's just gross." gill_smoke Giant Mirror cards_2801_2900 thing Thing This card has all texts of all Things currently in play. Zt Giant Toilet cards_2801_2900 thing Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn you gain n indigestion tokens, where n is the total number of Things your opponents could have played, but did NOT play during their last turn. If you control six indigestion tokens, your belly explodes and you are eliminated. Action: Flush: Remove target Thing other than this from the game. Zt Giant Amoeba cards_2801_2900 thing Thing At the beginning of your turn, you may create a copy of this card. Action: Destroy target ant or small insect. "I'm sorry, it's still only one inch tall." Zt Mutilate The Bodies cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Cards that would be destroyed are removed from the game instead. Zombie tokens cannot be generated. ChippyYYZ Attack Of The Mutant Taste Buds cards_2801_2900 action Action Destroy all things with flavortext. ChippyYYZ The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Action: Destroy this card to remove target thing from the game. ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." ChippyYYZ Reality TV Tribe Switch cards_2801_2900 action Action [0]< Order players by number of Things controlled, high to low, breaking ties by rock-scissors-paper. All Things now in play are redistributed by players in order choosing a Thing and placing it in play under their own control. All effects of the Things coming into play occur again. Pick up your new buffs. Goldenboots Hallowed Ground cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Playable on another player. Owner cannot control any undead. gill_smoke Credit Market cards_2801_2900 thing Thing if there is a money token on Credit market everybody at the beginning of their turns creates a money token. Otherwise every turn everybody must destroy a money token, and destroy a money token for every card with action abilities if able. Action: Create a money token. Action: Destroy a money token. gill_smoke Zombie Dance cards_2801_2900 thing_rule_ Thing (rule) Destroy this card at the beginning of your turn. When this comes into play, destroy all zombie tokens. When this leaves play create a zombie token for each one destroyed previously. gill_smoke Vodka is Good, Meat is Rotten cards_2801_2900 action Action Choose a Thing with ruletext in (near enough) English. Input the Thing's ruletext into an internet translater, to translate into another language (chosen by this card's player). Take that text and have in translated back into English, and replace the original ruletext with the result. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Goldenboots Square Enix cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Action: Create a Final Fantasy n Token, where n is one higher than the current number of Final Fantasy tokens in play. If you control the most recent Final Fantasy, you win. ChippyYYZ Temporal Anomaly cards_2801_2900 action Action Roll a die and subtract 2. Draw that many cards, play that many extra actions, and play that many things. On a -1, instead skip your next turn. On a 4 (that's a 6), Epoch Fail! You are eliminated. ChippyYYZ Wrath of Britain cards_2801_2900 action Action Destroy all things which have titles that contain a R that would not be pronounced by someone with a British Accent. ChippyYYZ Button Mashing cards_2801_2900 action Action R2 Draw 3 cards and play them in order. Bucky Matter Synthesizer cards_2801_2900 thing Thing R2 Thing:Put a Token with a name of your choice into play. Bucky Tokenize cards_2801_2900 action Action R2 Destroy a Thing. For every word in that Thing's name, its former controller gains a token with that word as its name and type. Bucky Red Ring of Death cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Play into the control of any player. That player may not use the Action abilities of their Things. Kevan Pride cards_2801_2900 action Action Draw three cards if you control more non-token Things than any other player. Binarius Towel cards_2801_2900 thing Thing You may not be eliminated, and no opponent may win the game. Binarius Cryostasis cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Thing is indestructible, but it cannot use its Action ability. Binarius Downloadable Content cards_2801_2900 action Action Pick a random subsection of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and a random number from 1 to 100. Create copies of the card of that number and the four after it (1 is after 100) and shuffle them into the deck. ChippyYYZ Soul Absorbtion cards_2801_2900 action Action Put target living thing in your hand. ChippyYYZ Is This Your Card? cards_2801_2900 action Action Play in response to any chance event. The result of that event is the Three of Clubs. Discard a random card? More like Discard the Three of Clubs. ChippyYYZ D&D pdf cards_2801_2900 thing Thing COR1-2 This thing is immaterial and cannot be destroyed. "Dude, you're out geeking the geeks" -JS gill_smoke So simple a caveman could do it cards_2801_2900 action Action Remove all Reptile related cards from play. While your at it destroy all cards with more than 3 lines of rules text. There's a distinction between destroy and remove from game -Zt gill_smoke Witty Comeback cards_2801_2900 action_reaction Action Reaction C3 Play in response to any action. Try to convince the player their action doesn't do anything. ".. And that's what I should have said" CRSE gill_smoke Not Quite Dead cards_2801_2900 action Action Put a Thing into play from the discard pile. Use its Action ability once (if it has one), then destroy it. Kevan Habbo Hotel cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Action: Place 1 mod token on this card.
Action (Global): Place 1 raid token on this card.
Action: Copy this card.
Recieve 10/n where n = (number of raid tokens on this card - number of mod tokens) money tokens each turn. n cannot go below 1. Pool's closed due to AIDS. Pongo Natural Selection cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Action: Draw and discard cards until you draw a living Thing. You may either discard it, or put it into play replacing a living Thing (which is destroyed). Any player may use this Action ability. Kevan An Orderly Queue cards_2801_2900 thing Thing A player can only play a card if they reveal their hand first, and that card's title is the alphabetically earliest in their hand. Kevan We're All Liars On The Internet cards_2801_2900 action Action Shuffle as many cards as you wish from your hand into the draw pile and draw an equal number of cards. Binarius Power Fluctuations cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Your hand size limit alternates on every turn between 8 cards and 3, and you may play alternately 3 cards or 1. Action: Draw a card and create an Energy token. Action: Destroy three Energy tokens and destroy this card. Binarius Academy Graduate cards_2801_2900 thing Thing You may play any mechanical or science-related Thing or activate any such Thing's Action ability at no cost to your per-turn limits. Binarius Dirty Bomb cards_2801_2900 thing Thing When this comes into play, destroy up to four Things controlled by an opponent. At the start of each of your turns, destroy a Thing you control (other than this one). Kevan Just Desserts cards_2801_2900 action_reaction Action Reaction F8 Must be in control of a food item to play. When played in response to being Eliminated, all other players are eliminated instead. When played in response to one of you things being destroyed, Destroy all of the triggering opponents things instead. gill_smoke Zombified Assassin cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Z9 Destroy a money token to use action ability. Action: Flip a coin if heads destroy a living thing. I never said he was any good, just available gill_smoke Wild Draw 4 cards_2801_2900 action Action 1 Draw four cards pick whose turn is next Corner value in Spanish gill_smoke Nuclear Weapons Programme cards_2801_2900 thing Thing When this comes into play, destroy all other Things you control, and discard your hand. Action: Destroy all Things belonging to a chosen opponent. You may not play this Action the turn that this card comes into play. Kevan Siren Song cards_2801_2900 action Action Disable all aggressive cards for the next turn. Pongo Static Cling cards_2801_2900 action Action Disable all aggressive cards of a player of your choice for the next three turns. Pongo Shoggoth cards_2801_2900 thing Thing For every Insanity token in play, your hand size is reduced by one. Action: Destroy a Thing other than this one, and put an Insanity token into play. Kevan Blipvert cards_2801_2900 action Action Look at an opponent's hand, and force them to discard any number of cards for it. For each card discarded in this way, they may draw two cards. Kevan Everybody is making cards about Crime and Drug Abuse and Sex and who thinks about the children?! cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Whenever a player swears, she is eliminated. If you control three moral tokens, you win. Action: Remove target black or undead Thing from the game. If you do, gain a moral token. Zt Mr. Elusive cards_2801_2900 thing Thing Whenever this card is targeted, you draw a card and a random Thing is targeted instead. Zt