Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2601-2700


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Number Six
Thing Person
Number Six attempts to leave play every turn. If you don't play both a thing and and an action move Number Six to the discard pile.
Action: Gain control of a thing without a corner value.

"I am not a number I am a free man" -Number 6
Card : gill_smoke
Automated factory R43
Thing
At the beginning of your turn you may destroy two energy tokens if you do you create a money token.
Card : gill_smoke
Cheap Copy of a Priceless Ming Vase
Thing
Action: Gain a forgery token. Take up to 5 money tokens from target opponent who doesn't control a forgery token and give him control over this.
Card : Zt
Master of Shadows Evil
Thing
Action: Create a copy of this card.
Action: Target player discards a card.

Just another random evil creature by Zt.
Card : Zt
The World Needs a Little Justice
Thing
Whenever you are forced to discard cards, gain a token of any type and name.
Card : Zt
Cluedo
Thing
At the start of your turn; if you control a living Thing, a Thing which could be used as a weapon, and a Thing which is a location, you may eliminate a player of your choice.
Card : Kevan
Dr. Jekyll
Thing
Action: Search the draw pile and the discard pile for a card named "Mr. Hyde". If you find the card, replace this card with it.
Card : Zt
Mr. Hyde
Thing
If there are three time tokens on this card, it automatically triggers its Action ability. This does count as you taking an Action.
Thing: Destroy target living thing. Put a time token on this card.
Action: Search the deck and the discard pile for a card named "Dr. Jekyll". If you find the card, replace this card with it.
Card : Zt
Nazi Communist Thatcherist Illuminati Robot Ninja Insect Brainsucking Babes from Outer Space
Thing
Action: Target player chooses a thing he controls and gives you control of it.

The personification of all evil things.
Card : Zt
Bailout
Action
Unless one or more players object, give every player twenty Money tokens.
Card : Kevan
Prison
Thing
When Prison comes into play, make a copy of an Action named "Prison Riot" and "Jail Break" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.
Action: Put living thing under Prison Cards under prison are considered removed from play.
Card : gill_smoke
Jail Break
Action
If not in play, make a copy of a Thing named "Prison" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.
Otherwise roll a 6 sided die and remove that many cards from under Prison and put them under your contol.
Card : gill_smoke
Prison Riot
Action
If not in play, make a copy of a Thing named "Prison" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it.
Otherwise Take control of Prison.
Card : gill_smoke
Void Blast 1U
Action
Choose a Thing. Destroy that Thing if possible; otherwise, remove all text from it until the end of the turn and take an extra Action.
Card : Bucky
Set and Spike 2U
Action
Return target thing to its controller's hand. Its controller then discards it.
Card : Bucky
Ret-con 3U
Action
Target Thing ceases to exist. Play continues as if it had never existed.
Card : Bucky
Zombified Programmer
Thing
At the beging of your turn roll a 6 sided die to detrmine the total number of Actions and Things you may play this turn.
Card : gill_smoke
Vending Machine
Thing
Action: Destroy a money token to create a copy of a food thing card with no rules text (name optional)
Card : gill_smoke
Pasta salad
Thing Food
At the begining of your turn put a perish token on Pasta Salad if there a more than 3 perish tokens Pasta salad is not edible and if destroyed for another Thing's ability destroy that thing.
Card : gill_smoke
The Bitter End
Thing
Players may not draw cards. When every player's hand is empty, destroy this Thing.
Card : Kevan
Schools of Magic
Thing
When this comes into play, each player chooses a letter. A player can only play cards whose title contains the letter they chose.
Card : Kevan
It's Murder
Thing
If a living Thing is destroyed, the players whose turn it is is eliminated.
Card : Kevan
Holiday Baker
Thing Person
Action: Put a dozen cookie tokens into play
Card : gill_smoke
Oreo Box
Thing
This comes into play with 10 oreo tokens. Whenever you would sacrifice a food item it takes 2 oreo tokens to satify as one item.

Well you can't just eat one
Card : gill_smoke
Brocolini Ch1
Thing Vegatable
When this comes into play destroy an opponets token.
Card : gill_smoke
Exchange
Action
Exchange control of two target Things with the same corner value controlled by different players. (Two Things with no corner value have the same corner value. Tokens, unless otherwise specified, have no corner value.)
Card : jtwe
A Walk-on Part in the War
Thing
At the end of your turn, destroy this Thing unless you gained control of it this turn.

Whenever this or another Thing is destroyed, draw a card.
Card : jtwe
A Lead Role in a Cage
Thing
At the start of your turn, draw an additional card.

You may not play more than one card per turn from your hand.
Card : jtwe
Mortal Struggle
Action
Pick a Thing belonging to an opponent. That opponent also picks a Thing. Toss a coin; if heads, destroy the one you picked, otherwise destroy the one your opponent picked.
Card : Kevan
Broken Guitar String
Action
Action: Twang! Destroy at most one thing whose name begins with each of: E, A, D, G, B, and E again
Card : Goldenboots
Hammer
Thing
When this comes into play, destroy target tangible thing.
Card : Zt
Saw
Action
Take a thing you control and rip the card in two pieces. The two pieces are two things now. The things' texts are what you can read on the pieces.
Card : Zt
Screwdriver
Thing
When machines, robots, buildings or vehicles use their Action abilities it doesn't count as taking an Action. No thing may use its Action ability more than once during a turn.

I'll fix this!
Card : Zt
Warrenty Card Maneuver 4U
Action
Remove target card from the game. Fling that card at target opponent.
Card : Bucky
Anti-Reality Wave 5U
Action
Target Thing reads "Action:Do Nothing" until the end of the turn. Destroy target Thing.

You can target the same Thing for both effects, but you aren't required to.
Card : Bucky
Suppression Field 6U
Thing
Play onto another Thing. That Thing's ruletext cannot affect Players or other Things.
Card : Bucky
Swiss Army Card X10
Thing
When this comes into play, reveal the top 10 cards of the deck and attach all of them with Action abilities to this card. This card has the Action abilities of all attached Things.
Card : ChippyYYZ
The Golden Snitch 150
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, pass this card to the player on your left.

Action and Thing: You win the game.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Drawing A Blank __
Thing
If you control three or more non-token things with no ruletext, you win.
Card : ChippyYYZ
640k is Enough for Anyone
Thing
If a player ever has more than six Things in play, they must destroy Things they control until they have six or fewer.
Card : Kevan
Apple
Thing Food
The turn you play this you may take an additional action.

"Fills the belly alittle"
Card : gill_smoke
gold-pressed latinum
Thing
All effects that change the ownership of a card must target gold-pressed latinum first.

Latinum was a rare silver liquid used as currency by the Ferengi Alliance and many other worlds. It cannot be replicated. For ease of transaction, latinum is usually suspended within gold to produce "gold-pressed" latinum.
Card : gill_smoke
Fortune Teller
Thing Person
As long as fortune teller is in play play with the top card of the draw face up.
Card : gill_smoke
Hair Trigger
Thing
Whenever a Thing with an Action ability is destroyed, its owner may use that Action ability once, in response.
Card : Kevan
Token Stack
Thing
If you control five Stack tokens, you win the game. Action: Destroy five tokens you control to put a Stack token into play.
Card : Kevan
Frisbee
Thing
Action: Give control of this Thing to any player.
Card : Kevan
Mana Ramp
Thing
When Mana Ramp comes into play, gain a Land token.
At the start of each player's turn, that player gains a Land token.
Each player may play an extra Action on his or her turn for each Land, Plains, Forest, Mountain, Swamp, or Island he or she controls.
Card : jtwe
Hidden Crypt
Thing
Action and Thing: destroy Hidden Crypt and a living thing to put a copy of any Undead related thing from the Infinate deck archive into play under your control.
Card : gill_smoke
Master Zombie
Thing
Action: destroy target living thing, create a zombie token under that owners control.
Card : gill_smoke
Reanimation Fluid
Thing
Comes into play with 10 dose tokens when a living thing would be destroyed you may remove a dose of reanimation fluid to create a zombie token. When ther are no more doses destroy this card.
Card : gill_smoke
Fury of Dracula
Action
Destroy (if you wish) a living Thing, put a Vampire token into play and return this card to your hand. If you control five Vampire tokens, you win the game. If this card is revealed or discarded from your hand, you are eliminated.
Card : Kevan
Curse of the Mummy's Tomb
Thing
At the end of your turn, you must discard a card. If an opponent forces this card to be revealed from your hand, put it into play under their control.
Card : Kevan
Chainsaw Warrior
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing, if you control no other living Things.
Card : Kevan
Lovecraftian Horror HP3
Action
Roll a 6 sided die for every living thing in play on a 1 replace thing with a zombie token an a 6 remove from play due to maddness.

My mind shrunk from the horror it beheld.
Card : gill_smoke
Undead Purge Z0
Action
Remove all undead things from play

And don't come back
Card : gill_smoke
Rendition A1
Action
remove living thing from play

You are now a guest of the United States in an undisclosed location.
Card : gill_smoke
Recycling Bin
Thing
Cards that would go to the discard pile go to the bottom of the deck instead.

Except for this one.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Three Part Harmony
Thing
Whenever you play an action, repeat its effects twice without changing targets.
Card : ChippyYYZ
CIA Cover-Up
Thing
Whenever a thing is destroyed, it is considered to have been destroyed by itself, not by another thing or by a player.

Say it was a training accident. That's the usual lie, right?
Card : ChippyYYZ
The Original Maverick
Thing
You may discard a card to ignore any Action that affects you. If you choose not to, draw a card instead. Destroy this card when you have drawn three cards in this way.
Card : Binarius
A Full Shelf of Empty Books
Thing
Discard your hand when this card comes into play. Every opponent must give you a card from their hand after drawing at the beginning of their turn. You may play only the card you draw at the beginning of each of your turns; if you play a card from your hand, destroy this card.
Card : Binarius
Tractor Beam
Action
Look at chosen opponent's hand and take one card from it.
Card : Binarius
Necrophilac 2Z
Thing
Must control an undead to play and keep in play. Action: Destroy a living thing to create a zombie token under your control.
Card : gill_smoke
Arkham Asylum A4
Thing
If anything would be removed from play due to maddness place under Arkham instead.
Action and Thing: Put a maddness token on a living thing.
Action and Thing:Move a thing with a maddness token under Arkham Asylum.
Card : gill_smoke
Poisened Chalice
Action
Opponet flips a coin and you call it. Loser destroys a living thing or is eliminated.


never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! -Vizzini
Card : gill_smoke
Apocalypse Bottle 7U
Thing
If Apocalypse Bottle is destroyed, it destroys all other Things.
Card : Bucky
Stall for Time 8U
Action
Return target Thing to its controller's hand and draw a card.
Card : Bucky
Loose Cannon 9U
Thing
Action:Destroy a random Thing target player controls.
Card : Bucky
Basilisk
Thing
Whenever a Thing uses an Action ability it is destroyed after taking the Action.
Action: Destroy target thing.
Card : Zt
Wolpertinger
Thing
Wolpertinger has all Action abilities of all living things in play.
Card : Zt
I was sent to bring you Chaos and Destruction and Strawberry Candy Evil
Thing
If you control three or more strawberry candy tokens and there are no living things in play, you win the game. This card is pink and black at the same time.
Action: Put a strawberry candy token into play.
Card : Zt
Broken Card
Action or Thing
Replace the rules text on this card as you play it from your hand to whatever you want.

"If a card's too broken, just refuse to play with it." -Bucky
Card : gill_smoke
Voir dire V1
Action
look through the draw pile and remove a card from play, shuffle the draw pile afterwards.

"If a card's too broken, just refuse to play with it." -Bucky
Card : gill_smoke
Zombified Cook Z8
Thing
Action: Destoy a food related thing or token to make a zombie token
Card : gill_smoke
Pink Is The New Black Holy
Action
Replace every Zombie token in play with a Strawberry Candy token.
Card : Binarius
1,000,000th Customer
Action
Draw five cards, add 1 to the digit in the millions place of the number in this card's title, and shuffle this card into the deck.
Card : Binarius
Militant English Teacher
Thing - Party Member
No cards with spelling, grammar, or punctuation mistakes may be in play.
Card : Binarius
Biased
Action
Destroy all Things by target card creator.

"I hate this guy."
Card : Zt
The Dentist
Thing
At the beginning of your turn destroy a money token you control or destroy this card.
Action: Target thing's Action ability is erased.
Action: Gain one money token.

He'll teach you the meaning of suffering.
Card : Zt
"It Is Finished."
Action
Play this only in response to being eliminated. You win the game.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Michael Jackson
Thing
Action: If there are at least 10 zombies in play, you may create a copy of Thriller (#2682) and put it into play.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Thriller
Thing
At the end of each turn, you gain control of all zombies.
Action: Destroy 15 zombies you control to eliminate target player.

For no mere mortal can resist the evil of the Thriller.
HA HA Ha ha ha hahahaha...
Card : ChippyYYZ
Dr. Smooth
Thing - Soft Drink
Action: Draw four cards, discard two of them, and either destroy this card or destroy a Money token and return this card to your hand.

Smooth going down...even smoother coming up.
Card : Binarius
Berserk
Thing
Target player may only play Actions. If they do not play an Action during their turn, they must instead discard a card if possible.
Card : Binarius
Solar Panel
Thing
Destroy 5 Money tokens you control when this card comes into play. Thing or Action: Gain an Energy token or a Money token.
Card : Binarius
Homophobe Racist Hatemonger
Action
Destroy all black and all pink things.

"Pink ain't the new black, dude."
Card : Zt
Open Government
Action
Every player reveals their hand.
Card : Kevan
Plague
Thing
At the start of each player's turn, that player must destroy a living Thing they control, if they have one.
Card : Kevan
Cloak of Ignoring
Thing
Play onto target thing. As long as Cloak of Ignoring is in play, equipped thing doesn't exist.

If a card's too politically non-correct, just refuse to play with it.
Card : Zt
The Master of Dead Words
Thing
When this comes into play, destroy five undeads you control or fifty living things you control. If you don't, you are eliminated.
Action: Change a word on target Thing.
Card : Zt
Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
Thing
Action: You are eliminated.

Now try to use this card against an opponent!
Card : Zt
Communism
Thing
Things are considered to belong to all players. All cards in players' hands are considered to be in each other player's hand.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Resurrection
Action
Put all things from the top 10 cards in the discard pile into play under your control.

This card is not counted in the top 10 cards.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Trespassers Will Be Shot
Thing
Whenever another player puts a thing into your control, destroy it.

Survivors will be shot again.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Voodoo Sock
Thing
Play onto target thing. Equipped thing cannot use Action abilities.

It's cursed and it stinks!
Card : Zt
School
Thing
Action: Target thing gains all Action and Thing abilities of a thing you control. This is permanent.
Card : Zt
I.Q. 257
Thing
Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may force him to read the card out loud and slowly.

"So, how good is your memory, brainy?"
Card : Zt
Charley 0F
Thing
Charley is considered a food, if sacrificed as a food item remove him from play for two turns instead.

"We don't talk about what happened to Charley"-Chicken Leg
Card : gill_smoke
Wax fruit F0
Thing
Owner may destroy wax fruit to prevent another action requiring the sacrifice of a food item. take control of the sacrificed food item when you do.

Yuck! That's not an apple!
Card : gill_smoke
The Four Liphams L4
Thing
Action: Create a food token.
Action: Create a money token.
Action: Draw a card.
Action: Create an energy token.
Card : gill_smoke

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