Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2501-2600


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Name	Set	ImageFile	Type	CornerValue	Text	FlavorText	Creator
Ricochet	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		Play in response to a Thing being destroyed. Pick a non-Token thing at random, from all the others in play - that Thing is destroyed instead.		Kevan
Rocket Launcher	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		When this comes into play, put three Ammo tokens into play. Action: Destroy an Ammo token you control, to destroy a Thing.		Kevan
Cloak of Polymorph	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	Z1	Play this onto target thing. As long as Cloak of Polymorph is in play, the thing it was played onto has all types and colours and belongs to all classes. (That means the thing is living and undead and inanimate and a robot and female and male etc. at the same time!)		Zt
Talking Walls	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	Z2	You may play this under an opponent's control. When this comes into play, turn all non-token things you control face down. As long as a thing is face down it's simply not there. At the beginning of your turn you may put one of your things face up again.		Zt
Technocracy	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	Z3	As long as this is in play, all instances of "Action:" on the things you control read "Action or Thing:"		Zt
Lucky Bastard	cards_2501_2600	thing_person	Thing Person		As long as lucky bastard is in play owner decides the fate of all random events		gill_smoke
Web Designer	cards_2501_2600	thing_person	Thing Person		 	"They don't really DO anything" -Bub	gill_smoke
Toodles	cards_2501_2600	thing_person	Thing Person		If Owner controls a tooth they win the game.  Action: Make a shiny token.	"She thinks she's the freaken tooth fairy" -Bub	gill_smoke
Commercialism	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		At the beginning of each player's turn, they must either put a Thing into play from their hand, take a non-token Thing they control back into their hand, or lose the game.		Kevan
Fuel Injection	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		You may destroy this card at any time, to play a card immediately from your hand.		Kevan
Cupboards raining from the sky	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		In this round, play as many things as you wish.		Zt
Albert Camus	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Action: Generate a zombie token.	"How do you know he didn't summon zombies? You don't even know who he was!"	Zt
Buccaneers	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Instead of drawing a card, you may play an extra thing. Action: Gain control of a ship (spaceships are fine, too).		Zt
Blatant Violation Of Infinite Dvorak Rule #4	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	2C	Play in response to any action with effects that wear off or occur at the end of a turn.  Those effects instead wear off/occur at the end of that player's next turn, at which point you must discard your hand for violating rule 4.	No special rules.	ChippyYYZ
Cloak of Nilmorph	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	3C	Play this onto any Thing.  This card and the card it's attached to have no types or colors.  They are not tangible, intangible, living, undead, etc.		ChippyYYZ
E Unum Pluribus	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	4C	If you control only one Thing, create four copies of it.		ChippyYYZ
Truckosaurus Rex	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Action: Discard a card and destroy a Thing.		Binarius
Mitosis	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		Draw a card for every Thing in your hand.		Binarius
Blue Sky Catastrophe	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	∞	At the conclusion of every player's turn, they must reveal the top card of the draw pile and place it in the discard pile.  Count the number of lines in that card's ruletext, and count that far through the normal order of play to find out who takes a turn next.		Binarius
Ghost in the Machine	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Action: Pick a random Thing from all those with Action abilities, other than this one. Activate that ability as if you controlled the Thing.		Kevan
Conjoined Twin	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		At the end of your turn, take another turn (but don't take another one at the end of that one). If this card is destroyed, you lose the game.		Kevan
Always Get Paid In Gold Bars	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		When this comes into play, any player with no Gold tokens gets five Gold tokens. If anyone controls ten Gold tokens, they win the game.		Kevan
Venus in furs	cards_2501_2600	thing_person	Thing Person		None of a chosen opponent's living things may perform actions.		gill_smoke
Golf Pro	cards_2501_2600	thing_person	Thing Person		Destroy a money token to play, any one of your living things may take two actions when they would take one.	Try that again.	gill_smoke
Wirer	cards_2501_2600	thing_person	Thing Person		Destroy any number of tokens, for each token destroyed in this way attach two nonliving things together with a wire token, the attached things are considered one thing with all rules text.	Yeah, I can do that.	gill_smoke
Missile Bank	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy it.		Kevan
Godot	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		You may not play this card from your hand. If this card is in play under your control, you win the game.		Kevan
You are a Nerd!	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		Choose a player. If he controls any things that are related to computers, internet, hacking or comics, he has to destroy all of them.		Zt
Poetry Slam	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Every player may play as many things as he wants during his turn, as long as the things' titles all rhyme.		Zt
You are all going to suffer!	cards_2501_2600	reaction	Reaction		Play this in response to an Action. If the Action would have destroyed things you control, destroy target thing instead. If the Action would have caused you to discard cards, all other players discard their hands instead. If the Action would have eliminated you, eliminate all other players instead.		Zt
Out Of Sight	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		If any of your Things is to be destroyed, you may give the opponent who would destroy it a card from your hand to prevent its destruction.		Binarius
Friends In High Places	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	6	Destroy a Thing and draw four cards.		Binarius
Past Life Melodies	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Draw a card whenever you play an Action with a cornervalue.  Whenever you draw an Action with a cornervalue, draw another card.		Binarius
Alpha Male	cards_2501_2600	thing_person	Thing Person		Playable on another, If another card owned by controler tries to use an action ability, Alpha Male's triggers instead.  Action: destroy random thing.		gill_smoke
Beta Female	cards_2501_2600	thing_person	Thing Person		Playable on another, If another card owned by controler tries to use an action ability, Beta Female's does too.  Action: play a thing from your hand.		gill_smoke
Token Exchange	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Destroy 3 tokens of differing types to play. At the beginning of your turns roll a 6 sided die the number minus 1 is the token exchange rate, all effects that create tokens create the exchange rate number of tokens. All players may use Token Exchange's ability. Action: Destroy the exchange rate number of a one type of token to create one token of a different type. This is unusable if the exchange rate is zero.		gill_smoke
Treasure Chest	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Action: Draw three cards, or put ten Gold tokens into play, then destroy this card.		Kevan
Sifting	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		Every player draws a card, then discards a card.		Kevan
Trap: Acid Spray	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		Victim discards their hand.	From the Cube deck	Kevan, added by Binarius
For the Orders Militant	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		If you control a living Thing and at least one other Thing, any opponent who does not control any Things is eliminated.	Adapted from the Dawn of War deck	Binarius
Apollo Justice	cards_2501_2600	thing_attorney	Thing - Attorney	6	Draw a card whenever a living Thing comes into play.	Adapted from the Phoenix Wright CCG card set	Binarius
K Street Lobbyist	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	+1	When a vote is called on rules interpretation, KSL's owner picks an opponent, who must vote as KSL's owner directs. "Action:" propose a vote to change a single word on a card on the table.		Goldenboots
Backroom Deal	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	<->	You may agree with one other player to trade one word in the text of one of your Things with a word in the text of one of his/her Things. No more than three minutes may be spent negotiating the agreement.		Goldenboots
Solor panels	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		At the begining of your turn you may create an energy token		gill_smoke
Flobine	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		At the begining of your turn you may create an energy token		gill_smoke
Power Outage	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	P0	All players destroy 2 energy tokens or on their next turn they cannot take any actions.	What are we going to do now, play cards?	gill_smoke
Cleanup in Aisle Seven	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		Return any number of non-token Things of your choice to their owners' hands.		Kevan
Large Hadron Collider	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Action: Destroy a token you control, and any other token, to reveal the top card of the draw pile and play it immediately. Action: Put a Proton token into play.		Kevan
Thing Destruction	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		Destroy target Thing.		ChippyYYZ
Waldo	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		You may reveal Waldo from your hand upon drawing him from the deck to draw five cards and shuffle Waldo into the deck.		ChippyYYZ
When Octopi Ruled The Earth	cards_2501_2600	unknown	Unknown		All numbers in digit form are interpreted in base-8 (The tens place is now the eights place, hundreds is now sixty-fours, etc.) When the digits 8 or 9 appear in the ruletext of any card in play or being played, shuffle this card into the deck.		ChippyYYZ
Cornervirus	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	7S	Destroy target Thing with a Cornervalue.  Destroy all Things with cornervalues that shared a symbol with the destroyed Thing's cornervalue.		Bucky
Game Corner	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	8S	Whenever you play a Thing that shares one of its cornervalue symbols with at least two other Things, draw a card.  If you ever control three Things with the same cornervalue, you win the game.	"Jackpot!"	Bucky
Corner Node	cards_2501_2600	thing_node	Thing-Node	9S	Whenever a player plays a card, you may change its cornervalue to the Roman Numeral corresponding to the number of Nodes you control.  The change is permanent.		Bucky
Quick inspection	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	Dy2	Destroy all non token things in play without corner values		gill_smoke
Free Parking	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	M2	Create 1 money token for every token in play		gill_smoke
Beauty contest	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	CC1	Collect 1 money token		gill_smoke
Old English Mansion	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Action: Put a ghost token into play.  Action: Sell the mansion: Gain ten money tokens or one gold token and destroy this.		Zt
Soviet Spy	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	CCCP	Action: Take a card from the discard pile and play it for target opponent. The opponent makes any decisions for it.		Zt
Back to Nature	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	1GG	You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn, take a thing you control back to your hand.		Zt
Bottled Time	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	1T	Take an extra turn immediately after the turn in which Bottled Time is destroyed.	If it's somehow destroyed more than once in the same turn, you take only one extra turn.	Bucky
Bottled Grime	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	2T	When Bottled Grime is destroyed, gain two Sludge tokens.	eww...	Bucky
Bottled Fairy	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	3T	When Bottled Fairy is destroyed, draw two cards.  If you would be eliminated from the game, destroy Bottled Fairy instead.	Yes, you still get to draw the cards.	Bucky
Ten Green Bottles	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		When this comes into play, put ten Green Bottle tokens into play. If there are no Green Bottle tokens in play, you win the game.		Kevan
The Day an Octopus got Elected President of the United States	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		All numbers on all cards read "four score and eight".		Zt
Mutato, the Master	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Action: Mutato becomes a copy of target thing but keeps this Action Ability in his text.	He could be everything. The chair you are sitting on, the water you are drinking, the air you are breathing. He could even be YOU and you wouldn't know it.	Zt
I'm Saving that for Later	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Indestructible. Action: Take a card from your hand and remove it from the game. Action: Take a card that was removed from the game back to your hand. Everybody may look at cards that are removed from the game.		Zt
Bottled Antimatter	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	4T	When Bottled Antimatter is destroyed, destroy target Thing and gain three Energy Tokens.    Action:Destroy Bottled Antimatter.	Now ''that's'' going out with a bang.	Bucky
Giant Bottle	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	5T	Action:Remove target Thing from the game an put it under Giant Bottle.  When Giant Bottle is destroyed, return it to play.	Relax, I'm keeping him perfectly safe.	Bucky
Bottlesuit	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Things you control cannot be destroyed unless a player discards a card for each thing that's going to be destroyed.	"It's battlesuit, you idiot, BATTLESUIT!"	Zt
Oktoberfest	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn decide if you are drunk or lost during this turn.  Lost: You cannot play things. Drunk: Destroy all money tokens you control and discard a card.		Zt
The Incredible Phantastatron Plus Plus	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		You may play this under an opponent's control. All players may use this thing's Abilities. If you control more than 2000 tokens, the Phantastatron explodes and eliminates you. Action and Thing: All tokens you control are copied.		Zt
Bottle Node	cards_2501_2600	thing_node	Thing-Node	6T	Whenever a Node you control is destroyed, draw a card and gain a Node Token.	"How hard can it possibly be to clean up a node infestation?"	Bucky
Genie in a Bottle	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		You have a free wish. I'm not joking! Just create a new card and shuffle it into the deck.		Zt
Voodoo Puppet	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		When this comes into play, write target player's name on it. When Voodoo Puppet is destroyed, destroy a thing that player controls. When Voodoo Puppet is in your hand, that player is eliminated. If there is more than one name on Voodoo Puppet, all players are eliminated.		Zt
Voodoo Witch	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Whenever a thing is destroyed, all things with the same name are destroyed as well. Action: Rename target thing.		Zt
Bury Alive	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	7T	Move target Thing to the bottom of the discard pile.		Bucky
Random Teleport	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	8T	Shuffle target Thing into the draw pile.	"It's a temporary solution."	Bucky
Double Play	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	9T	Return two Things to their controllers' hands		Bucky
Privacy	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Whenever you are forced to reveal your hand, draw a card. If you are permanently forced to show your hand, draw the whole deck and destroy this.	There's still something called hand size limit, don't forget that.	Zt
Robo-Arm	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		You have a second hand where you can put up to five cards. If you have to discard your hand, you can choose whether you want to discard your normal hand or your additional hand. When this card leaves play, put the two hands back together (and discard depending on hand size limit).		Zt
Criss Angel	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		 	"Whoa! A wizard that doesn't do anything at all?" "He's not a wizard, he's an illusionist!"	Zt
Bottled Fart	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	7T	When Bottled Fart is destroyed, each player discards a random card.		ChippyYYZ
Message In A Bottle	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	8T	When Message In A Bottle is destroyed, look at the top five cards of the deck.		ChippyYYZ
Bottle Of Barbed Wire And Salt	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	9T	When a player destroys this card, they discard their hand (of cards).	Aahh! Why do you keep these things together?	ChippyYYZ
Bottle of Rejuvenation	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Whenever one of your things is destroyed, draw a card.		Zt
Homo Neanderthalensis	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		When this comes into play, club target living thing to death.	"Homo? So is he some kind of freakin' queer or what?" - Bub	Zt
Folding protien	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	P223	Thing and Action: Roll a six sided die and add the number of tokens in play if even create a copy of "Folding Protien" if odd create an energy or money token for every Folding protien in play.	They are like little M. C. Echer bots creating self reflection everywhere.	gill_smoke
Inspector General	cards_2501_2600	thing_person	Thing Person	p7q	Players must destroy a token whenever a non token thing whithout a corner value comes into play.		gill_smoke
Corner Tax	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	Tx1	All players destoy a money token for every thing in play with a corner value, if out of money they destoy the things instead.		gill_smoke
Bottled Rage	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	B10	If this card is revealed to be in your hand, discard it and all opponents must discard their hands.  If this card is destroyed, discard your hand; if this card is destroyed by a Thing's Action ability, that Thing is destroyed as well.  Action: Destroy a Thing.		Binarius
The Bottle Is Half Empty	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	B0	When this card comes into play, every player discards a card.  No player with more than three cards in their hand may draw at the beginning of their turn.		Binarius
Kung Fu Mastery	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing	36	Draw a card whenever an opponent plays an Action, and discard it if it is not also an Action.  In any turn in which you do not play a Thing, you may play up to three Actions.		Binarius
Exibitionist Gluttony	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		Destoy all food related things in play, create a money token for all things destroyed.	"It was worth it"	gill_smoke
Awkward Social Situation	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		All players turn away in horror, You get a money token for all non token things in play but skip your next turn.		gill_smoke
Tanka	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	J2	All players may compose a Tanka verse (57577 syllables) in a minute, if they do they get a poetry token, otherwise they give control of a thing to each of the players who did.	My feelings for you. Increases through all of time. Wether hate or love. I wager you're the same way. That's why we play Dvoak.	gill_smoke
Credit Crunch	cards_2501_2600	action	Action		Every player discards two cards. Destroy all Money and Gold tokens.		Kevan
Knuckle Down	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		Your maximum hand size is reduced by four. Action: Draw a card.		Kevan
Jeeves	cards_2501_2600	thing	Thing		When Jeeves comes into play, put two Motive tokens into play. You may destroy a Motive token you control to negate the effects of any Action, or to destroy a Thing as it comes into play.		Kevan
Bank Error	cards_2501_2600	action	Action	CC2	Collect 2 money tokens		gill_smoke

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