Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2001-2100


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Bouncer
Thing - Party Member
In immediate response to any Thing being put into play, destroy one Not On The List token to return that Thing to its owner's hand. Action: Put one Not On The List token into play.
Card : Binarius
The Horn Of Heaven
Thing
Play this card onto any Thing. That Thing cannot be destroyed while The Horn Of Heaven is in play.
Card : Binarius
The Robber
Thing
You may not draw cards at the start of your turn. Action: Give this Thing to any opponent.
Card : Kevan
Mortgage Payment 1L
Action
If you are the only player with cards in hand, win the game. Otherwise, take up to two cards at random from another player's hand.
Card : Bucky
Blackmail 2L
Thing
Action:Target player must give you either a card from their hand or a Thing they control. If they cannot, they skip their next turn instead and destroy this.
Card : Bucky
Windmill 3L
Thing
At the start of each turn flip a coin. If it comes up heads, gain an Energy token.
Card : Bucky
Conveyor Belt
Thing
Action: Discard a card at random (if you have any in your hand), then draw a card.
Card : Kevan
Cold Storage
thing
This card and cards on it may not be destroyed. Action: Place a card from your hand on this card. Action: Place all cards on this card into your hand and remove this card from the game.
Card : Atticus
Prop Comic
thing
You may take an additional thing action for turn.
Card : Atticus
Destructive Impulse
action
Everyone discards their hands and destroys all things they have in play, then draws an amount of cards equal to the number of cards they discarded.
Card : Atticus
Mystical Tattoo
Thing
Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns. Your hand size limit is increased by one.
Card : Binarius
Caddy
Thing
Draw three cards and attach them to Caddy, face-down. Action: Exchange one card in your hand with one card attached to Caddy.
Card : Binarius
Phoenix Down
Reaction
Play in immediate response to any player being eliminated to nullify their elimination; instead, they discard randomly down to one card and all of their Things are destroyed.
Card : Binarius
Dude!
action
Draw two cards. This card may be played during anyone's turn.
Card : Atticus
Excellent!
reaction
Play in response to a player being eliminated. You may look through their hand and take as many cards as they want. Then proceed with the elimination.
Card : Atticus
Bogus!
reaction
Play in response to the destruction of one of your things. Throw the card at your opponent. Then draw a card and play another thing from your hand.
Card : Atticus
Form of the Shark
Thing
At the end of your turn, if you have not played a card that turn, you are eliminated. Action: Destroy a Thing other than this one.
Card : Kevan
Quantum Fluctuations ħ
Thing
At the end of every player's turn, a random player discards one card randomly and draws a card.
Card : Binarius
Grand Slam
Action
Discard a number of cards equal to the number of opponents. Then take one Thing from every opponent and put it under your control.
Card : Binarius
Unholy Bandwagon
Action
Play only if you have no undead Things. Put 20 Zombie tokens into play under your control.
Card : Binarius
Retcon
Action
Put a Thing from the discard pile into play under any player's control.
Card : Kevan
Everything Must Go
Thing
At the start of each player's turn, before drawing, that player must play a random card, if they have one in their hand. This counts towards their Action/Thing limit for the turn.
Card : Kevan
Boredom
Action
On their next turn, target opponent draws once and discards once, playing nothing.
Card : Binarius
Vaccine Factory
Thing
Comes into play with 3 Solanum Research tokens on it. At the beginning of your turn, destroy one Solanum Research token; if you can't, create 10 Vaccine tokens. Action: Destroy any number of Vaccine tokens to destroy an equal number of Zombie tokens.
Card : Binarius
Epic Fail 4L
Action
Play in response to another Action. That Action takes effect as if it reads "Destroy one of your Things at random."
Card : Bucky
Three-handed sword 5L
Thing
Action:This card gains the text "Action: Destroy target Thing" until the end of the turn.
Card : Bucky
Flash Powder 6L
Thing
Whenever you become the target of an Action, destroy Flash Powder and prevent that Action.
Card : Bucky
Lunar Cry
Thing
Every player receives three Monster tokens. At the end of your turn, flip a coin for each of your Monster tokens. Heads: destroy one of your Monster tokens; tails: destroy one of your non-token Things. When Lunar Cry is removed from play, destroy one Thing for every Monster token you still have.
Card : Binarius
The Needs Of The Many
Reaction
Play immediately in response to any Action that has an effect on one player; that card affects all other players instead.
Card : Binarius
Hot Potato
Thing
If Hot Potato is played, destroy it immediately; if Hot Potato is played or discarded, lose a turn. Thing: Give Hot Potato to target opponent.
Card : Binarius
ALZ heimer's A4
Thing
May play on another Player. Your maximum hand size is decreased by one. Owner may discard a card to avoid an action or action ability effect.
Card : gill_smoke
ADHD
Thing
Owner may take any number of actions. All Action abilities may only be played once per turn.

Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: Lets go ride bikes.
Card : gill_smoke
FlashMob Super Computer
Thing
Only one of this cards action abilities may be played each turn. Owners Hand size increases by one for every node token in play, The number of actions per turn for the owner increases by one for every program token in play. Programs my not excceed nodes
Action: Create a node token.
Action: Create a program token.
Card : gill_smoke
Revolution Of The Stars
Action
Every player gives one card from their hand to every other player. If any player has fewer cards than opponents, they must draw up to the correct number, distribute them, and then discard down to their previous hand size.
Card : Binarius
Knight Fork
Action
Name two Things in the control of target opponent; your opponent decides which one gets destroyed.
Card : Binarius
Regenerative Brakes
Thing
Whenever you discard a card or any of your non-token Things is destroyed, create a Potential Energy token. During your turn, destroy two Potential Energy tokens to play an extra Thing.
Card : Binarius
Plot Significance 7L
Thing
Play onto another Thing. When you do, rename that Thing. Neither Plot Significance nor the card it's played on can be destroyed until the other is.
Card : Bucky
Hostage crisis 8L
Action
All of target Thing's controllers must destroy it, or discard two cards, or eliminate themselves from the game.
Card : Bucky
Scatterbomb 9L
Action
Destroy up to six tokens belonging to the same player.
Card : Bucky
Warlock Punch 30%
Action
Destroy target Thing so much harder than Falcon Punch that its controller discards a random card.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Sandbag
Thing
If Sandbag would be destroyed, return it to your hand instead.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Full Bar of Star Power
Thing
If you would be eliminated while this is in play, instead destroy this, discard your hand, and you cannot lose until 4 turns have ended.
Card : ChippyYYZ
pressure sensitive switch P7
Thing
May be played on another player. If owner plays a non living thing they destroy pressure sensitive switch and a random living thing. Face down cards count as generic things with no textThing: flip a card face down.Action: flip a card face up.

"What does this do?"
Card : gill_smoke
Big red button B0
Thing
May be played on another player. If owner plays a living thing they trigger Big red button's action ability.Action: Destroy random thing.

"What does this do?"
Card : gill_smoke
Wall lever W1
Thing
May be played on another player. If owner plays a living thing they trigger one of Wall lever's abilitiesThing: Roll a die if 1 create a food token.Action: Roll a die if 6 create money token.

"What does this do?"
Card : gill_smoke
Dramatic Chorale Singing 3M
Thing
For 3 turn cycles after this card is played, nobody may play a card. After that, every player must play a Thing. Whenever an Action is played, double any numerical values in its text ('a' and 'an' are considered to be '1').

The stakes are higher! The tension is ratcheted! The drama is maxed! The Oscar is in the bag!
Card : Corrigan
Amphibian Eyeball 1H
Thing
When you play an Action, you may destroy Amphibian Eyeball. If you do, increase any numerical values in the Action's text by one ('a' and 'an' are considered to be '1').
Card : Corrigan
Take a Gamble
Action
Draw a card from a standard pack of playing cards (without jokers). If the card was a diamond, make money tokens equal to the card's number. If the card was a spade, draw cards equal to the card's number. If the card was a club, destroy random Things equal to the card's number. If the card was a heart, each opponent draws cards equal to the card's number.
Card : Corrigan
Nitrogen Triiodide NI3
Thing
Flip a coin when you play this card. If tails, destroy it and discard your hand. If heads, you may carefully play it into any player's control. If that player gains or loses control of any non-token Things, all of their Things are destroyed.
Card : Binarius
ISO 2050
Action
Destroy all Things that modify any player's hand size limit or card-drawing capability. Every player's maximum hand size is five and every player may draw once at the beginning of their turn.
Card : Binarius
Little Green Men
Action
Steal a random card from target opponent's hand.
Card : Binarius
Bookkeeping 1M
Thing
Whenever you play a card, gain a Receipt token.
Card : Bucky
Warp Tile 2M
Thing
Once per turn, you may return this to your hand. If you do, you may play an extra Thing that turn.
Card : Bucky
Sacrifice 3M
Action
Destroy up to 20 of your tokens. Draw cards equal to half of the number of tokens you destroyed, rounding down.
Card : Bucky
Charity Tax Break
Thing
Action: Give a Thing you control to an opponent, and draw a card.
Card : Kevan
Universal Remote Control
Thing
Action: Choose target Thing and an Action ability of that Thing. Its controller uses that ability..
Card : ChippyYYZ
Lvl. 76 Black Mage
Thing
Action - Megaflare: Target player takes 9999 damage.

Too bad that doesn't do anything.
Card : ChippyYYZ
The Finger
Thing
Your maximum hand size is reduced by two.

Action: Give an opponent The Finger.

The card, not the gesture.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Campaign for Diversity 4M
Thing
If at the start of your turn you control three other non-token Things and three Tokens of different types, and there are at least three cards in your hand and three in the discard pile, you win the game.
Card : Bucky
Return to the Void 5M
Action
Destroy target Thing with no cornervalue.
Card : Bucky
Sandglass Desert 6M
Terrain - External Site
Action: Play an Action from the top of the discard pile. Put a card from your hand on top of the draw pile.

In the shifting zones, one moment can be forever.
Card : Zaratustra, ported by Bucky
zombified astrophisist Z10
Thing
Everytime you loose a turn draw a card.
Card : gill_smoke
Zombie Ichor Z2
Thing Equiptment
Attach to a non token living thing That thing is now a zombie. If thing has an action ability add the following to the actions text "Flip a coin if tails action does nothing."
Card : gill_smoke
AUTOCAD CD2
Thing
destroy all your money tokens to play.Thing: create a drawing token.Action: destroy 5 drawing tokens to create one money token.
Card : gill_smoke
Enough Zombies Already!
Action
Destroy all zombies and zombie-related cards. Each player reveals their hand. Each player with the most cards (min. 1) that refer to zombies is eliminated.
Card : ChippyYYZ
DvoRock Band ♪♫
Thing
Make a band name and name four real songs. This card's title becomes the band name. Create four tokens with the names of the named songs.
Card : ChippyYYZ
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Bu boz ujnf, boz qmbzfs nbz tbz "Dszqupefupobujpo".

Jg uifz ep, uijt dbse't dpouspmmfs jt fmjnjobufe.
Card : DijqqzZZA
Animal Sanctuary
Thing
Prevents one of the controller’s things from being destroyed. But, its self is always vulnerable.
Card : soniccuz
Winds of Change
Thing
All players exchange their hands with the person to their right.
Card : soniccuz
shallow grave
Thing
As long as there is a living thing in the discard pile you may use Shallow grave's action ability.Action:Create Zombie token.
Card : gill_smoke
wacky children
Action
Roll a die and if it is 4 or higher you can draw 3 cards.

giggle
Card : Lost card resurrected by gill_smoke
Zombified librarian
Thing
Every time you destroy a nonliving thing draw a card.
Card : gill_smoke
Mirror Plane 7M
Action
For each non-Reflection Thing you control, gain a Reflection token.
Card : Bucky
Money Tree 8M
Thing-Plant
Action:Gain a Money token.
Card : Bucky
Quotation Marks 9M
Thing-Plant
Play onto any card. While Quotation Marks is attached to a card, treat that card as if all of its text is part of its title and it has no ruletext.
Card : Bucky
Stimpack
Thing
Every turn, you may draw or play an extra card or activate an extra Action ability. If Stimpack is destroyed, lose a turn.
Card : Binarius
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
Action
Draw three cards. Play one of them, discard another, and give the last to an opponent.
Card : Binarius
Hurricane Joe
Action
Target opponent discards their hand. In sympathy, every other player donates a card to them.
Card : Binarius
Polymerization
Thing
Play this onto two things, at least one of which you control. Those Things and this are considered to be one Thing that you control. Create a name for this new thing. Its text is the text of both of the things, except that you use the new name where either refers to itself by name.
Card : ChippyYYZ
IndestructoTank
Thing
If this this card would be destroyed, throw it across the room instead.
When your hand is empty, destroy IndestructoTank, ignoring its indestrctibility. You can still throw it if you want, though.
Action: Destroy a thing and flip a coin. On heads, activate this ability again, targeting a random thing.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Four Leaf Clover
Thing
Whenever something is decided by chance (dice, coins, etc.), you may reroll, reflip, etc. once, and pick which result to use.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Sleeping With The Fishes
Action
Send target Thing to the bottom of the discard pile.
Card : Binarius
Zealous English Teacher
Thing - Party Member
Draw a card whenever anyone plays a card that contains a spelling, grammar, or punctuation mistake.
Card : Binarius
Personal Force Field
Thing
Your other Things may not be destroyed and opponents may not play any Things into your control. If you play a Thing, destroy Personal Force Field.
Card : Binarius
Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
thing
Action: Place a nickel on this card to destroy a thing, or a dime to negate an action. When this card is destroyed, whoever destroyed it may take all of the money on it.
Card : Atticus
ChippyYYZ, The Forbidden One
Thing
Once during your turn, you may reveal this and four other cards by ChippyYYZ from your hand to win the game.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Evil Council
Thing
While Evil Council is in play, all players must talk with Slavic accents. If a player does not talk with a Slavic accent, eliminate him/her.
Action: Each player chooses one Thing and destroys it.
Card : Corrigan
Eugenic Cleanse
Action
Eliminate the least physically attractive player from the game. Vote if unsure.

"We must keep the race pure!"
Card : Corrigan
Ilgeayidzed Jistogu
Unknown
Ilgogtilatyu, choi sapot gye-ad tshidz sagidz tezht vesaidze it idz pot il a ge-ai yalfyafe. Ig choi soid ge-ad it, shish choi sapt, choi shoid klosh tshat choi naje shop tshe samye vu digashilf tshidz sagid.

"I klosh, mu obzedziol shitsh otsheg yalfiafyedz setz gye-aiyu aplochilf. Tigu zereiyilf it il sugiyis."
Card : Corrigan
Bucket of Water Balloons
Thing
Action: Name a Thing in play and roll a die. 1: Miss. 2-4: Target Thing is removed from play until the conclusion of your next turn to dry off. 5-6: Target Thing is soaked and destroyed.
Card : Binarius
Sacrificial Altar
Thing
Once during your turn, you may place a card from your hand face-down onto Sacrificial Altar. Action: Destroy any number of these cards at once. Destroy 3 cards: play an extra Thing. Destroy 6 cards: Target opponent discards their hand. Destroy 10 cards: You win the game.
Card : Binarius
Language In-Crowd: Spanish Edition!
Cosa
Acción: Descarta algunas cartas y repártate la misma cantidad de cartas de la baceta. Draw a card.
Card : Binarius
Dumb American U1
Thing
Non English cards are considered blank.

"Speak English or go home." -Bub
Card : gill_smoke
Copy Editor
Action
Swap rules text on any two cards with corner values.

No that goes over here
Card : gill_smoke
Blueprint B2
Thing
When this comes into play it is considered to be a copy of one non livng thing in play.
Card : gill_smoke
Mos Eisley
Thing
Action: Create a Scum Token.
Action: Create a Villainy Token.
Card : ChippyYYZ
"Play It Again, Sam."
Action
Target player plays a copy of the last card they played that isn't this one.

Bogart never actually said this.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Do Something! Anything!
Action
Go to a random Subsection of the Infinite Dvorak Deck. Treat this card as a copy of the first Action card on that page.
Card : ChippyYYZ
Rifftrax
Action
Stop playing this game, go to Rifftrax.com and download an view a rifftrax. Then come back, accuse Atticus of blatant advertising, and destroy a card. Whoever payed for the rifftrax may also destroy a card.

"Rifftrax makes everything better. Like beer." -Atticus
Card : Atticus
Demicanadian Runeloremaster
Thing - Character
At the beginning of every player's turn, create a Progress token. If there are ever more Progress tokens than Level tokens in play, destroy all Progress tokens and create a Level token.
Card : Binarius

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