Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1701-1800


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Time Bubble Cannon
Thing
Action: Destroy target thing and skip your next two turns.
Card : Zt
Tower of Babylon
Thing
Seperate all things into play into X groups, where X is the number of players. All groups must contain the same amount of things, or as close as possible. Then, give each player a group. That is their new feild. All player's things and actions do not affect cards besides their own while this card is in play.
Card : Game and Watch Kirby
Tower of Babyloon
Thing
All things in play are considered Loony Babies. Loony Babies things may not affect other things with their effects besides themself.
Card : Game and Watch Kirby
Tower of Baaabylon
Thing
All things in play are now sheep.
Action: Discard a sheep of yours, draw a card.

Yum!
Card : Game and Watch Kirby
All The Little Things I Own
Thing
Play with your hand revealed. All things in your hand are considered to be in your hand AND in play. (They can be discarded and destroyed. They count towards hand size limit.)
Card : Zt
Poltergeist
Thing
Action: Choose two physically tangible, inanimate things controlled by two different players. They swap controller.
Card : Zt
The Spanish Inquisition
Action
Play this during your opponent's turn, shout: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!", take a living non-token thing in play and burn it. (If you don't have a lighter, ask your neighbour.)
Card : Zt
Mnemonic Device
Thing
As long as this card is in play, each time a player plays a card, he must say one word that rhymes with either the first or last word in the title of the card.
Card : [[User:Gimlear
Elton John Stole My Wallet
Action
Before playing this, say "Action" or "Thing". Target player discards all actions or things then. (Depending on what you said.)
Card : Zt
Paper Dragon
Thing
Action: Eliminate an opponent with no cards in her hand.
Card : Zt
By The Same Token
Thing
Whenever one of your tokens is destroyed, destroy an opponent's token.
Card : Zt
Do-it-yourself kit 8G
Thing
Action: You may play an extra Thing this turn.
Card : Bucky
Mind games. 9G
Thing
Action: Target opponent selects a card from their hand. Then, you name a card. Your opponent reveals the card they selected; if it's the one you named, move it to your hand.
Card : Bucky
Chu-Chu
Thing
Card : Zarba added by gill_smoke
Minna-hikkoshi!
Action
Exchange hands with another player.
Card : Zarba added by gill_smoke
Speed Up!
Action
Draw three cards.
Card : Zarba added by gill_smoke
Speed Down!
Action
Target player discards a random card.
Card : Zarba added by gill_smoke
This Card Won't Let You Win
Thing
If you can read or pronounce this without accent, you are propably an English native speaker.
Card : Zt
You Will Never Dance Alone
Thing
Whenever you put tokens into play with another card, this card generates the same amount of tokens with the same type and name.
Card : Zt
Fat Old Pervert
Thing
All opponents play with their hands revealed.

Mrs. Johnson started to realise that her neighbour's interest in astronomy was nothing but a cheap pretext.
Card : Zt
Easter Egg 1H
Thing
When you play Easter Egg, gain a Candy token.
Card : Bucky
10-Ton Weight 2H
Thing
When you play 10-Ton Weight, you may destroy a Thing.
Card : Bucky
Fun with Tokens 3H
Thing
When you play this, choose a Thing from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive. All Tokens are copies of that Thing while Fun with Tokens remains in play.
Card : Bucky
Porn Movie Factory
Thing
Whenever a female thing is in play, destroy this.
Action: Gain 2 money tokens.
Card : Zt
Michael Jackson Kidnapped My Monkey
Action
Gain control of a living thing in play or search an opponent's hand for a living thing card and take it in your hand if he/she has one.
Card : Zt
Empire of Fast Food
Thing
Action: Destroy this.
Action: Destroy a money-related thing you control to gain a fast food token.
Action: Destroy a food-related thing you control to become fat.
As long as you are fat, opponents can't target you or your things in any way and you cannot draw cards. When this leaves play, you stop being fat.
Card : Zt
Russian Roulette
Action
Every player starting on your left rolls a die, anybody who rolls a one is eliminated. if everybody is eliminated the on who played this is the winner
Card : gill_smoke
Last days D-1
Action
Remove all things in the discard pile from play. Create a zombie token for each Thing removed this way.
Card : gill_smoke
Mardi Gras 2sDay
Action
Remove all action cards in the discard pile from play. Create a bead token for each Action removed this way.
Card : gill_smoke
Crate 4H
Thing
You may play up to three extra things the turn you play this.
Card : Bucky
Spring 5H
Thing
When you play this, return a non-token Thing you control to your hand.
Card : Bucky
Gift Bag 6H
Thing
When you play this, draw two cards.
Card : Bucky
Birthday Demand
Action
Each of your opponents must either give you control of a Thing they control, give you a Thing card from their hand, or lose the game.
Card : Kevan
Reverse Engineering
Action
Play in response to an Action ability - this card's text becomes a copy of the Action ability's text.
Card : Kevan
Tetris Attack
Thing
Whenever a Thing comes into play, if its owner controls four or more Things, they must destroy four Things they control.
Card : Kevan
Necromancer
Thing
Comes into play with 5 zombie tokensAction: Gain control of target undead. Action: Create zombie token.
Card : gill_smoke
Unicorn U1
Thing
As long as you control Unicorn you may not control any undead, if you do destroy Unicorn. Action: play a living thing from your hand
Card : gill_smoke
Ancient Zombie Z1
Thing
If targeted by an opponents Action flip a coin if heads it fails.
Action: destroy target living thing.
Card : gill_smoke
Math Teacher
Thing
When this comes into play, choose two numbers. The first number is replaced with the second number on all cards (also cards not in play). This effect ends as soon as this card leaves play.
Card : Zt
Playing God
Action
Create a new card with title and text of your choice. Put it at the bottom of the draw pile.

Yes, it can be related to winning.
Card : Zt
Spike 7H
Thing
Play into an opponent's control. That opponent discards a card at random.
Card : Bucky
Grappling hook 8H
Thing
When you play this, gain control of target physical Thing.
Card : Bucky
Memory 9H
Thing
When you play this, play an Action from the discard pile, then shuffle that Action into the deck.
Card : Bucky
Ghast
Thing
if you have any undead in play this card comes into play with 3 ghoul tokens.


"What's the difference between a ghoul and a zombie? Ghouls are harder to kill" -Van Helsing
Card : gill_smoke
Ghoul G3
Thing
if you have any undead in play it comes into play with 3 zombie tokens
Card : gill_smoke
Zombie Knight Z3
Thing
Comes into play with three armor tokens. Whenever zombie knight would be destroyed remove an armor token first, when there are no more destroy Zombie Knight. Action ability may only be played if there is another undead in play.
Action: Destroy target living thing.
Card : gill_smoke
Skyrr's Blowback
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing, then destroy all Things you control apart from this one.
Card : Kevan
Cutpurse
Thing
Action: Gain control of a token.
Card : Kevan
Illuminati Freemason Bolshevik Reptilian Telepathic Extraterrestrial 911 World Conspiracy
Thing
Nobody may look at your hand or take cards from it.
Opponents' things are controlled by their usual controller and by you.

They control EVERYTHING.
Card : Zt
Snoop Doggy Dogg Insulted Me
Reaction
Play this in response to an action. Replace the words "target player", "target thing", "a player" and "a thing" in the action's text with "your mother".
Card : Zt
Tsunami
Action
Destroy all things in play except things that can be considered to fly.
Card : Zt
Negitive energy plane
Thing Universe
When this comes into play Replace all living things with a Zombie token. Every undead adds the folowing text "Action: destroy target living thing."
Card : gill_smoke
Positive energy plane
Thing Universe
When this comes into play Destroy all undead. All living things add the following text"Action destroy target undead."
Card : gill_smoke
Hell
Thing Universe
While in play All players must discard a card or destroy a thing they control to play an action ablity.

"Those things are meant to be temporary, Only suffering lasts forever" -Asmodous
Card : gill_smoke
Weirdo Universe
Thing Universe
As long as this is in play, all other Things in play have the following text replaced:
replace: -> with:
living thing -> non-living thing
random -> target
win/s -> lose/s
Card : Zt
Gravity Cannon 9G
Thing
Action and Thing: Eliminate target opponent. Every player may use this ability.
Card : Zt
Rickroll
Thing
Play in response to an Action ability. That Action ability is cancelled, and the Thing it belongs to is destroyed and replaced by this card.
Card : Kevan
Nerd Parliament Nerd!
Thing
Action Abilities cannot destroy other things you control.

No and no!
Card : Zt
The Ghosts Will Deceive Their Master
Thing
Immediately before this comes into play, destroy a thing.
As long as this is in play, you cannot destroy things except this one.
Card : Zt
Lord of the Forest 1GG
Thing
Whenever a non-token thing is destroyed, you may draw a card.
Card : Zt
NecroTech Dart Gun
Thing
Action: Create three dart tokens on this card.
Action: Destroy any number of dart tokens on this card to replace an equivalent number of zombies with human tokens.

Enough is enough, Gill.
Card : Pongo
DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
Thing
For every action each player performs and thing they play, destroy a thing belonging to you. You may only destroy this card with this card when you are unable to destroy any more things with this card.
Card : Pongo
Sneaky Planting
Action
Place a thing in your hand under the control of another player.
Card : Pongo
All-Purpose Repair Kit
Thing
If one of your Things is destroyed, you may choose to destroy this in its place. The saved Thing must be a physical object and not a creature.
Card : Tweed Cap
Mario World
Thing Universe
Any player may use this card's action ability. While this card is in play, anytime you would be eliminated turn in an extra life token instead.Action: Exchange 100 money tokens for an extra life token.
Card : gill_smoke
Zombie Processing Plant
Thing - Terrain
Action Destroy any number of undead create a black energy token for each zombie destroyed in this way.


"Black is the new green"
Card : gill_smoke
Think Tank
Action
Each Zombie token in play may be exchanged for a money token as the owner of the token desires. If there no zombies in play you get three brain tokens.


"Black is the new green"
Card : gill_smoke
Robert Mugabe
Thing
Every vote you cast counts one million times.
Card : Pongo
Technopoly
Thing
When this comes into play, give each player a Robot token. Action: Create a number of tokens of any type, equal to the number of Robot tokens you control. Any player may perform this action.
Card : Kevan
Pea Shooter
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing you control, to force a chosen opponent to choose and destroy a Thing they control.
Card : Kevan
Morphic Resonance
Action
Choose a player; they select two Things they control. Pick one at random and replace the other with a copy of it.
Card : Kevan
Soullessness S
Thing
When Soullessness comes into play, choose a player for it to affect. As long as Soullessness is in play, the affected player is immune from card-created win conditions and lose conditions. He can still win if everyone else loses or lose if someone else wins.
Card : Tweed Cap
Overrun
Action
Pick an opponent. If you have ten more non-token Things than that opponent has Things, then that opponent is eliminated.
Card : Kevan
Rapid Fire
Action
You may play three more Actions this turn, provided that they are all Action abilities.
Card : Kevan
Malachite Obelisk M
Thing
At the start of each player's turn, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, the player may play two Actions this turn instead of one, but cannot play a Thing. If it comes up tails, the player may play two Things this turn instead of one, but cannot play an Action.
Card : Tweed Cap
Pocket Universe
Thing
Cards you control or have in your hand can't affect or be affected by cards not controlled or held by you.
Card : Zaratustra
Squash Court
Thing
When this card is put in the discard pile, whoever controlled it last may destroy a Thing. That Thing's owner discards a card.
Card : Zaratustra
Rush
Thing
At the beginning of each player's turn, that player draws a card and immediately plays it. If it cannot be played, it is discarded.
Card : Zaratustra
Energy Vortex
Action
Remove all energy tokens
Card : gill_smoke
Recession
Action
Remove all money tokens
Card : gill_smoke
Mafia run casino
Thing
May be played on another player.
Controller can no longer discard any cards if Owner's hand contains Owner's hand size number of cards Owner can no longer draw.


"The house stands"
"You can't do that"
"I said, the house stands"
Card : gill_smoke
Gold mine 1I
Thing
Action: gain a Money token or three Slag tokans.
Card : Bucky
French Riot 2I
Thing
Action: destroy a French thing you control. Target player discards a card.
Card : Bucky
Wand of Death 3I
Thing
Action: Replace target living or undead Thing with a Corpse token.
Card : Bucky
Drunken Bartering D
Action
An opponent of your choice gives you his whole hand, then draws as many cards as he gave you, at random, from your hand.
Card : Tweed Cap
Gumball Machine G
Thing
After drawing but before playing any cards on a turn, any player may draw a card; he shows this card to the other players and must play it immediately if possible. Playing the drawn card does count as one of his card plays for the turn.
Card : Tweed Cap
Kleptomania K
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, it comes into play under your control. Each time this happens, you gain a theft token and a d6 is rolled. If the die roll is less than or equal to the number of theft tokens you have, destroy this card.
Thing: Destroy a theft token.
Card : Tweed Cap
Big Dumb Object
Thing
Big Dumb Object cannot be destroyed by any card. This overrides all other cards. You cannot lose the game or be eliminated while you control Big Dumb Object. While you control Big Dumb Object, you cannot draw cards, play cards, or use Action abilities.

"I am overcome with wonder!"
Card : Corrigan
Chekhov's Gun
Thing
This card's Action ability cannot be used until it has been in play for 3 turns or more. Until this card's Action ability is used, no players other than you may see what it is.
Action: Eliminate target player. Put all Things under their control under your control. Then destroy this card.
Card : Corrigan
The Pointless Game
Thing
As long as this is in play, whenever anyone plays a Thing with a color in its title, any other player may say "Beetle " (if the color is not "red") or "Beaver Cleaver" (if the color is "red"); the first to do this gains 1 Pointless token and destroys the Thing. If any player ever has at least 10 Pointless tokens, the player with the most Pointless tokens wins the game.
Card : [[User:Gimlear
Beetle Red
Thing


[[The Pointless Game deck
Card : [[User:Gimlear
Communist Government
Thing
As long as this card is in play, all things are controlled by everyone. If one person wins, everyone wins. If you create a card, any other player who votes against must discard his hand; if he does not have any cards in his hand, he is immediately eliminated. If you create a card and every other player votes to accept it, destroy this card.
Card : [[User:Gimlear
Sniper Rifle
Thing
Once per turn (including opponents' turns), you may discard a card to destroy a Thing.
Card : Kevan
Decommissioning
Thing
Action abilities cannot be played.
Card : Kevan
Tight Bomb Pattern
Action
Destroy a Thing, then destroy three other Things chosen at random.
Card : Kevan
P-Switch P
Action
Until the end of your next turn, all tokens are treated as actual cards and all non-token Things are treated as tokens.
Card : Tweed Cap
Gunpowder Factory
Thing
Whenever a thing other than this card is destroyed, destroy all things.
Action: Gain 10 money tokens.

Kerblamm!
Card : Zt
Lord of Paradox
Thing
Whenever cards' effects contradict each other, choose one of those cards, cancel its text and draw a card.
Card : Zt
Cybercity
Thing
If you control a thing that requires a certain amount of tokens to win/eliminate opponents, destroy it before it has any effect.
Action: Generate a token of any type and name.
Card : Zt
Gangs on the military MS-13
Thing
Owner of this card chooses the valid target of all destroy effects.
Card : gill_smoke

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