Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1601-1700

Glue Spray Thing Whenever a player discards a card, they must discard their entire hand as well. Card : Kevan	No Time to Sleep Thing Everybody may take up to 2 actions per turn. Nobody may generate more than 1 token per turn. Card : Zt	Happy Valentine's Day, Bitches! Action Each player votes for a thing in play he/she loves most. (If there is a draw, the player who controls most things decides. If there's still a draw, flip a coin.) Ironically, the thing beloved by most players is instantly destroyed. Isn't it mean? Card : Zt
Nanorobots Thing Action: Destroy a non-token thing you control. Put a token of any name and type under your control or on any of your cards. Card : Zt	Peak Oil Thing Whenever a player plays an Action, they must destroy a Thing they control. If they have no Things, they cannot play Actions. Card : Kevan	Charged Boost 6E Thing During your turn, you may return this card to your hand to take an extra Action. Card : Bucky
Poison Dart 7E Action Target player discards two cards. Card : Bucky	Card Cannon 8E Thing Action: Destroy target Thing and discard a card. Card : Bucky	Xbox Achievements Thing A player gains an Achievement token the first time they do each of the following: destroy a Thing, draw more than one card at once, return a Thing to someone's hand, force an opponent to discard a card, and generate a non-Achievement token. A player with five Achievement tokens wins the game. Card : Kevan

Prime Number Machine Thing Action: Create a token on this card. Action: If there is a prime number of tokens on this card, draw n cards, where n is equivelant to the number of tokens on this card. Card : Pongo	Rampage 9E Action Destroy any number of Tokens. Card : Bucky	Broken Thing Thing Whenever a Thing would come into play, you may destroy it and put this card into play from your hand, in its place. Card : Kevan
Paper Jam Thing Play onto a Thing. It can no longer use its Action abilities, if it has any. Card : Kevan	Empire of Smiley Pink Happiness Thing You shall be crushed by my... uh... giant flower. Card : Pongo	Empire of This Room Thing While this card is in play, the room in which the game is being played is considered a seperate country for the purposes of this game. If playing online, then imagine the server and all computers connected to it as being in a seperate country. Card : Pongo
Empire of a Slightly Bad Smell Thing Players may not play any card that would prevent, neutralise or otherwise cover up an odour. What's that smell? Card : Pongo	OMNIVAC Thing When you play this card, destroy all of your other Things. You may not control any other Things. Whenever OMNIVAC would be destroyed, you decide whether or not it gets destroyed. Action: Target player discards a card. Card : Corrigan	Русская передача Thing If anyone can read or pronounce the following sentence, they win the game: Вы можете прочитать русского? Я никогда не знал! Вы не можете прочитать это. Это пугает Вас? Card : Corrigan

Random Attack! Action Random player destroys a random thing she controls. Random player discards a card. Random player draws a card. A random amount of cards from the discard pile is shuffled into the deck by a random player. Discard X cards when playing this to replace X occurrences of the word 'random' on this card with 'target'. Card : Zt	Baltic Friends Thing Nobody may draw cards anymore, unless they drink 0.01 l. of Wodka every time they draw a card. ineve'shoughtshisdrinkcoube memakesodrung Card : Zt	Chrononauts Thing Action: Play an action card from the discard pile. Then remove the played card from the game, unless you destroy two things you control. Card : Zt
Antipathy 1F Thing Choose an opponent. If that Opponent targets any of their own Opponents with an Action or other effect, they must target you. Card : Bucky	Voucher 2F Thing You may destroy this at any time to draw a card or gain four Energy tokens. Card : Bucky	Overkill 3F Action Destroy target Thing. Destroy it again if possible. If it's not in the discard pile afterwards, move it there. Finally, if it's still in play, remove it from the game. Card : Bucky
Disrepair Thing Whenever a Thing uses an Action ability, return that Thing to its controller's hand. Card : Kevan	Federation Against Copyright Theft Thing If there is more than one Thing in play with the same name, you may destroy any number of those Things, at any time. Card : Kevan	Creeping Mould Thing At the start of each player's turn, they must put a Mould token into play under their control. If a player has five or more Mould tokens, they lose the game. Card : Kevan

Andrew's Lucky Coin Thing Whenever a random decision has to be taken, you decide instead. Card : Zt	Petrified Wood Thing If there are at least 7 cards in the discard pile and there are only things in the discard pile, eliminate an opponent and destroy this. Action: Take a card from the discard pile and shuffle it into the deck. Card : Zt	Think, Copy, Win Action Create a copy of a thing in play. You may change (not: add!) up to 2 words in the new card's text, as long as the new text makes sense to everybody. Then give the new card to an opponent or shuffle it into the deck. Card : Zt
Mirror Neurons Thing Whenever any player plays an Action card, each of their opponents (going clockwise) must play a copy of that Action. Card : Kevan	Impound 4F Thing Play onto another Thing. You now control that Thing until Impound is destroyed. Any player may give you 6 Money-related Things to destroy Impound. Card : Bucky	Affluence 5F Thing Gain a Money token at the start of each of your turns. Card : Bucky
Demount 6F Action Return a non-Token Thing to its controller's hand. Card : Bucky	Token Vampire Thing Destroy a token at the beginning of your turn. If there are no tokens in play, destroy this card. Card : Pongo	Token Zombie Thing Destroy a token other than a Zombie Token at the beginning of your turn, and put a Zombie Token into play. If there are no tokens in play other than Zombie Tokens, destroy this card. Card : Pongo

Doomsday Device Thing If anyone except you destroys one of your Things (including this), or you destroy this, destroy all Things in play. Card : Pongo	Gleancrawler Thing At the end of your turn, return to your hand all Things in the discard pile that were put into the discard pile from play this turn. Does it have trample as well? Card : Zt	Health and Safety Thing Actions that would destroy Things may not be played. Card : Kevan
Arena Duel Thing - Rule Give each player 5 Stamina tokens. When only one player has any Things remaining (excluding this card), they win the game. "The last one standing wins by default." Card : Bucky	Reserve Stock Thing You may discard a Thing card from your hand to prevent a Thing from being destroyed. Card : Kevan	No Surprises Action Each player reveals their hand and discards all Action cards. Card : Kevan
Do the Zombie Walk! Action Use the Action abilities of all Things you control whose title includes the word "zombie", or who have been in the discard pile at least once. Card : Corrigan	Generic Evil Shaman Thing Action: Destroy a tangible Thing you control; if the Thing was living, destroy a Thing. If the Thing wasn't living, draw a card. Card : Corrigan	Evil Semantics Action Choose a thing in play you do not control and choose two words. Replace all occurrences of the first word with the second word in the thing's text. The new text has to make sense. Card : Zt

Discard Attack Action When playing this card, discard X cards to perform X of the following actions. Each of the actions may only be taken once. Action: destroy target living thing. Action: draw a card. Action: gain control of a token in play. Action: choose and draw a card from the discard pile. Card : Zt	Nuclear Bunker B100 Thing Indestructible. Card : Zt	Mobility Bonus 7F Thing Whenever Mobility Bonus enters or leaves play, draw a card. Card : Bucky
Mountain Spring 8F Thing Action: Gain 2 Water tokens. Card : Bucky	Threatening Glare 9F Thing Action: Target Player cannot play Actions until the start of your next turn. Thing: Target Player cannot play Things until the start of your next turn. Card : Bucky	Subtle Plan 3D Action You may reveal and discard this when an opponent plays an Action. You play that Action instead. Card : Zaratustra
Rehash +Inf Thing When you play this, if the top card in the discard pile is an Action, put it under this card but visible. Whenever you play an Action, its text is replaced with the text of the card under this one. Card : Zaratustra	Think Green -Inf Thing You cannot draw cards. Whenever an opponent's card goes to the discard pile, you may put it in your hand. Card : Zaratustra	Plagiarise Thing Gain a reader token each time you play an Action card. If your ever have more than 18 reader tokens, lose half of them, rounded down. Card : Holly added by gill_smoke

Work Internet Crackdown Thing While this card is in play, only one card may be played by each player, each turn. Card : Holly added by gill_smoke	Show Breasts Thing Action: Gain one reader token, but place it on this card. Reader tokens on this card do not count towards victory, and leave play with this card. Card : Holly added by gill_smoke	Roflstomping 8D Reaction Play when you destroy a Thing to draw a card. If it was a token draw two additional cards. HAHE ROBBLE ROBBLE 8D Card : jtwe
Holiday Bonus 1G Thing When you obtain this, draw 3 cards. Card : Bucky	Mind Control 2G Action Look at target player's hand. Play one of their cards for them. Card : Bucky	X-Ray Glasses 3G Thing You may look at any player's hand or the top card of the draw pile at any time. Card : Bucky
Automaton Thing The Automaton counts as a player. Place its turn immediately after yours. When the Automaton comes into play, deal it a hand of five cards from the top of the draw pile. The Automaton always plays the card on top of its "hand". If the Automaton plays a card illegally, discard that card. If the Automaton is ever given a choice of any kind by a card, that card is discarded. Card : Pongo	Shoot Action Eliminate target player. "But I have a gun!" Card : Corrigan	Vladimir Putin Thing Whenever a vote is taken, your vote counts as thirty votes. Whenever an opponent's Thing attempts to destroy a Thing under your control, flip a coin and destroy the opponent's Thing if the coin comes up heads. You can't destroy Vladimir Putin. Card : Corrigan

Junk Bonds 4G Thing When you play this, discard two other cards. Draw an extra card every turn. Card : Bucky	Gain 6 Energy Tokens 5G Action Do what the title says. Card : Bucky	Cornered Beast 6G Thing Once per turn, you may discard a card with a cornervalue to destroy a Thing with no cornervalue. Card : Bucky
Old People Stampede Action Destroy a Thing whose rules text is in a smaller font size than that of this card. Card : Corrigan	Creepy Bespectacled Guy C5 Thing No other players can look at the cards in your hand or take cards from your hand. Mmble mrmble hrmshmnehh... Card : Corrigan	Busker S3 Thing Action: Target player must give you control of one of his/her Things. Your maximum hand size is 4. Card : Corrigan
The Element of Surprise Oh Thing Each player, at the beginning of his turn, must either name an element in the Periodic Table of Elements that no player has named previously or be eliminated. Card : Gimlear	Fast Draft Card Maker FD Thing Action: Create a new card of the type "Thing" and put it in play in front of you. This card may have any title and cornervalue you choose, but its text must read "This card does nothing." Card : Gimlear	Prize Kiosk Action if you have more tokens than any other player you win. Card : gill_smoke

Census Action if you have more non token living things than any other player you win. Card : gill_smoke	You Drank the bong water Action Target player discards a card and skips their next turn Card : gill_smoke	Subhuman M1 Thing No cards whose titles reference philosophy, physics, politics, psychology or associated concepts may be played while this card is in play. "Hate...P!" Card : Corrigan
Subsandwich E3 Thing This card can only be destroyed by an opponent who controls two or more living Things. Card : Corrigan	Subway N4 Thing Action: Give control of any number of your Things to an opponent. They must then give you control of an equal number of their things. Card : Corrigan	'Nuff Said Action Discard your hand. Card : Zaratustra
No Items Action Return all cards in play to their controller's hands. Card : Zaratustra	Final Destination Thing When this comes into play, every player may play a Thing. If any player has more than three Things in play at any time, they must destroy a Thing. When a player's last Thing is destroyed, they lose the game. Card : Zaratustra	Drunken Monologue Action Draw two cards and play them both. A chosen opponent makes any decisions required. Card : Kevan added by gill_smoke

Ask the Audience Action Draw a card. If you have more than ten people in play, draw another. Card : Kevan added by gill_smoke	LiveJournal Server Down Action Play in response to any card, to prevent it being played. Card : Kevan added by gill_smoke	The Hilton Empire Thing As long as this is in play, you are considered to control an endless amount of money tokens. - Money, money, money!!!!!!!! - So he controls all the railroads, but I've got the Electric Company, the Water Works and this hotel in Pennsylvania Avenue, you know... Card : Zt
You bought this vacuum cleaner and... Thing ...now your soul belongs to Satan! During your turn you may take as many actions as you want and destroy any number of target things other than this using this card. Whenever your turn ends you are eliminated. There's just this minor drawback... You know, it's nothing really, just sign here. Card : Zt	Waiting for a miracle Thing Action: Draw a card. If it is yellow, eliminate an opponent. Card : Zt	Controled Burn Thing Whenever you draw a card you may discard it and draw another. Card : gill_smoke
Extra Life 1UP Thing If you would be eliminated destroy this card instead. Card : gill_smoke	Ponzi scheme Action Take all money tokens and redistrubite them in the following manner give one to each other player then one to yourself for each token one player has. if there are not enough to give a round to the other players you get the rest. "Two for you and one two for me. Three for you and one two three for me" Card : gill_smoke	Box of Tricks Thing Action: Reveal your hand, and play an Action card from it at random. Return it to your hand at the end of your turn. Card : Kevan

Runaway Steamroller Action Destroy a Thing and replace it with a Pancake token. Card : Kevan	Corner Thing "-1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil." Card : Kevan added by gill_smoke	I Am The Wisest Human Of All Action The player with most cards in their hand may draw three cards. Card : Kevan added by gill_smoke
God Lets Little Children Starve Action The player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand. Card : Kevan added by gill_smoke	Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy Action Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded. Card : Kevan added by gill_smoke	Paradox bomb 7G Thing Action: Destroy target universe. If there are no universes in play, then destroy all Things instead. Card : Bucky
Crossed Wires Thing Each player may use the Action abilities of Things controlled by their opponents, but may not use those of Things they control themselves. Card : Kevan	Blender Action Take X amount of cards, where X is the amount of cards you discard when you play this, and combine some part of each of their effects onto a new card, and put that card into play. Card : Game and Watch Kirby	Ye Olde English Thing Thou shalt not play cardes of the vermilion colour. Thou shalt collect four score energetick tokeyns and prevail over thy opponentes. Geez, I wish you could stop that ridiculous Shakespeare imitation. Card : Zt

Jesus Christ Himself Thing Action: Destroy a food-related thing you control to generate 10 food tokens. Action: Replace all water tokens with wine tokens. Action: Return a living thing from the discard pile to play under your control. Card : Zt

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