Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1301-1400


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Engineered Plague
Action
Pick a letter. Destroy all Things with that letter in their title.
Card : Kevan
Dumpster Dive
Action
Take a random Thing card from the discard pile and put it into your hand. Shuffle the discard pile afterwards.
Card : Kevan
iBot i2
Thing
Action: Get an iPod (or other mp3 player) and pick a random song. Destroy a number of Things equal to the song's length in minutes.
At the beginning of each turn of yours, you must discard a card or destroy iBot.
Card : Corrigan
Jump the Shark
Action
Destroy a Thing which has either been in play for 5 or more turns or has used its Action ability 3 or more times.
Card : Corrigan
Fire at the Library
Action
Put the top 30 cards on the draw pile into the discard pile.
Card : Corrigan
Clockpunk
Thing
Whenever a Thing uses its Action ability, put a Rundown token on it. Things with Rundown tokens cannot use their Action abilities. Any player may take an Action to remove a Rundown token from a Thing.
Card : Kevan
Evil Ventriloquist
Thing
Action: A chosen opponent gives you a card, if they have one, which you must play immediately.
Card : Kevan
Greener Grass
Action
Swap hands with an opponent of your choice.
Card : Kevan
TORNADO!
Action
Take all the cards on the field and in everyone's hands, turn all of them facedown, mix them up and place cards equal to the number of cards on the field, on the field, with each player recieving cards equal to the number of cards originally on his/her side of the field. Do the same thing, replacing "on the field" or " on his/her side of the field" with "in the players' hands", or "in his/her hand", respectfully. Then destroy every third card that was redistributed in this manner.

"HOLY COW!!!".
Card : Nm8r
All or Nothing
Thing
Players may not play cards normally, but may still activate Action abilities. As an Action, any player may play the entire contents of their hand, in an order of their choosing.
Card : Kevan
Side Effects
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, you may draw and reveal a card - if it's an Action, you may play it immediately. Otherwise discard it.
Card : Kevan
HTTP 404 Not Found 404
Action
Shuffle the draw pile and put the top card from the deck into the discard pile. Then remove one card from each opponent's hand and put them into the discard pile.
Card : jftsang
Master Plan
Thing
When this card comes into play, draw twenty cards. You may not draw cards while this is in play. If your hand becomes empty, you lose the game.
Card : Kevan
Favour Generation Device
Thing
If you have seven Favour tokens, you win the game. Action: Give a non-Token Thing you control to an opponent, and gain a Favour token.
Card : Kevan
Market Forces
Action
Randomly redistribute all tokens in play: if a Token is on a Thing, it is moved onto a random Thing; each other Token is given to a random player.
Card : Kevan
Bowman
thing
Action: You may destroy 1 thing. This card ignores any card that says you may not destroy things
Card : Eric F.
Saruman's Icy storm 5
Action
Everyone else loses their turn and no-one can destroy opponents' things.

"There is a fell voice in the air" says Legolas
Card : Eric F.
Shower of Arrows 2
Action
Roll a dice. Destroy the number of things as on the dice. If they don't have enough things they lose their turn.
Card : Eric F.
Minefield
Thing
Whenever a Thing comes into play, its controller must discard their hand.
Card : Kevan
Peasant's Revolt
Action
Destroy a number of non-token Things equal to the number of tokens in play.
Card : Kevan
Plan B
Action
Draw the top three cards of the discard pile.
Card : Kevan
Snowball
Thing
At the beginning of your turn, destroy one Thing in play (other than Snow tokens) for each Snow token you control. When Snowball leaves play, discard your hand.

Action: Gain a Snow token.
Card : jtwe
Magic Hat
Thing
Action: Discard a card to have target player gain a token of any type you choose.

"Again? That trick never works!"
Card : jtwe
Pie in the Face πd
Thing
You may destroy another Thing you control to give control of this card to any player. If you destroy a food-related Thing in this way, draw a card.

Your maximum hand size is reduced by 4.
Card : jtwe
Repossession
Action
Take a thing belonging to any player except yourself from play to your hand.
Card : Pongo
Entanglement
Thing
Choose any two things in play. Until one of the Things is (therefore both of the Things are) destroyed, any action that effects one Thing effects the other, if it can be applied. Destroy this card when the Things are destroyed.
Card : Pongo
Minor mana potion
thing
Action: Play an action card. If you do not have one the draw cards from the deck until you do and play it.
Card : Eric F.
Sonic wave
action
The opponant must remove all cards from play until the end of your turn.
Card : eric F.
Panic Attack
Action
Starting with you, each player immediately plays a random card from their hand, if they have one.
Card : Kevan
Birds of a Feather
Thing
Whenever a non-token Thing enters play which shares a first letter with a Thing already in play, the controller of the new Thing may draw a card.
Card : Kevan
Wrong Place at the Wrong Time
Action
Shuffle a Thing card into the draw pile.
Card : Kevan
Curse of Despair
Thing
Beneficial effects of all cards are cancelled. This card & its tokens are immune to effects of other cards. Anyone may play living things onto this card. Things played onto this card lose all effects. If 3 living things are played onto this card, both this card & the things are destroyed. If 10 curse tokens are in play, you win.
Action: Create a curse token.
Card : Pongo
Bunch of Flowers
Action
Choose an opponent. They may draw between one and ten cards - you may then draw one less than that number of cards.
Card : Kevan
Coughing Fit
Action
Throw in your hand face up, all cards displayed, then shuffle the draw pile and the discard pile into a new draw pile. Draw five cards from the top of that to make a new hand. Anyone (including yourself) may now draw a card from your discarded hand instead of drawing from the draw pile.
Card : Pongo
Strong Box
Action
Place five Vault Tokens on one of your Things. When that Thing is targeted for destruction, destroy a Vault token instead.
Card : Pongo
Processing Fee
Action
Play onto anyone who has played a card onto or affecting you last turn. You may take five money-related tokens from them and put them into play on your side or look at their hand and take one card of your choice; then put that card in your hand.
Card : Pongo
Shrink Ray
Thing
All Things count as tokens.
Card : Kevan
The Amazing Card Token Generator
Thing
Action: Discard a card, and put a Card token into play.
Card : Kevan
Haphazard Wiring
Thing
Whenever a player uses an Action ability, each other Action ability of a Thing controlled by that player is also triggered.
Card : Kevan
Priceless Ming Vase
Thing
When a player other than you destroys this, they must give you all their money-related tokens. If they have none they must throw in their hand and draw five further cards. In this case on your next turn you may draw from the discarded hand any cards you see fit. Discard the rest.
Card : Pongo
Pawn Shop
Thing
Action (Global): Any player may destroy two money-related tokens and add a card played onto Pawn Shop to their hand. Action: Place a Thing you have in play face up on the shop and create a Money token.
Card : Pongo
Circling Vulture
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the controller of that Thing gains control of Circling Vulture. If the controller of Circling Vulture has no cards in their hand, they lose the game.
Card : Kevan
Missile Battery
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays an Action or Action ability, you may play one in response.
Card : Kevan
Jam Tomorrow
Action
Show your hand to an opponent. Gain control of a Thing they control.
Card : Kevan
Impractically Dangerous Hand-Size Increaser
Thing
Your hand size is increased by three. When this comes into play, discard your hand. Every turn roll a d6. If you get a 1, discard a card in your hand at random.
Card : Pongo
College
Thing
For every five Learning tokens you have, your hand size is increased by one.
Action: Create a Learning token.
Card : Pongo
Energy Devourer
Thing
When this comes into play, destroy all energy-related tokens. While this is in play, all effects of Things and Actions that would normally require electricity to work are nullified, and no energy-related tokens may be created.
Card : Pongo
Cloaking Device
Thing
You may not draw cards. You, your hand and your Things are unaffected by opponents' Actions. Action: Destroy Cloaking Device.
Card : Kevan
Token Explosion
Thing
Any player may, as an Action, destroy a token they control to destroy a Thing.
Card : Kevan
Bazooka
Thing
Action: If you control a living Thing, you may destroy a Thing.
Card : Kevan
Chocolate Box
Thing
Place 13 chocolate tokens on this. Each turn, anyone may take a chocolate token and draw an extra card in place of their action. When the chocolate tokens are exhausted, the player with the most chocolate tokens misses their next turn.
Card : Pongo
Moar!
Action
This card duplicates the last action played.
Card : Pongo
Bombing Raid
Action
Choose an opponent. Destroy all the buildings they control.
Card : Pongo
Bog Cauldron BBB
Thing Terrain
Thing: Destroy one of your living non token things to create a zombie token. Action: Destroy 20 Zombie tokens to win. Action: Destroy 5 Zombie tokens to destory a Thing

Larry Larry? Where are ya?
Card : Gill Smoke
Sacrificial Table BB
Thing Terrain
Thing:Destroy one of your living non-token things to create a zombie token.
Card : Gill Smoke
Zombie General
Thing
Action: Destroy any number of zombie tokens. Destroy half that many Things to regain a zombie token for each living thing so destroyed.
Card : Gill Smoke
Truck Farm 5B
Thing
Thing: Gain a Fruit token.
Action:Destroy 2 Fruit tokens you control to draw a card.
Card : Bucky
Claw from the Grave
Action
Play the action ability of a Thing card in the discard pile.
Card : Kevan
Lap
Action
If this is the fifth time you've played this card this turn, you win. Otherwise, either return it to your hand or draw a card.
Card : Bucky
Autoresurrection
Action
Play this immediately after you are eliminated. You come back into play.

Out of the ashes rose new life, life determined for revenge.
Card : Pongo
Time Lord
Thing
When this comes into play, play 13 Time Lord Regeneration Tokens onto it. Every time this would be destroyed, destroy a Time Lord Regeneration Token instead. If there are no Time Lord Regeneration Tokens left on this card, destroy this card immediately.

Doctor! What's happening to you?
Card : Pongo
Zombification
Thing
While this is in play, you are immune to elimination. Your hand size is reduced by two. This card may only be destroyed with medicine or magic.
Action: Destroy a Thing.

Graaaagh! Braaaaains...
Card : Pongo
The Meaning of Life
Action
Draw and reveal cards until you reveal a card with the word "win" or "lose" in its text, or until you have drawn and revealed thirty cards. Keep the card with "win" or "lose" in its text, if there was one, and discard the rest.
Card : Kevan
Snipe Hunt 2R
Action
Move target non-token Thing to the top of the discard pile.
Card : Bucky
We're Going Down in Smoke and Flames U1
Thing
When a Thing is destroyed, destroy all Things in play and all players discard their hands.
Card : Corrigan
CD Player
Thing
When you play this card, put all Actions in your hand facedown in a stack on the table. Whenever you draw an Action card, put it on the pile. When you play Actions, play them from the pile and return them to the pile after; they are not destroyed. The same Action can't be used 2 turns in a row.
Card : Corrigan
Buffet Restaurant
Thing
When this card is played, take the top 6 cards of the draw pile and lay them out face-up on the table. Instead of drawing from the pile at the beginning of their turn, players choose one of the 6 cards. Whenever a card is 'drawn', replenish it with a card from the draw pile.
Card : Corrigan
Muscle Memory 16T
Thing
Your hand size is increased by one for each 5 kilograms you can lift with your hands such that they're level with your shoulders.
Card : Zaratustra
Low Clearance 5ft
Action
The lowest player (the one whose tallest point is the lowest) draws three cards.
Card : Zaratustra
The Floor Is Lava 4F
Thing
When a player touches the ground with a body part, they destroy a Thing they control.
Card : Zaratustra
Merging Tesseract
Thing
Play onto any card to make it four-dimensional.
Card : Pongo
Frosting of Sugar
Thing
All Things count as foods.
Card : Pongo
Cassava Root
Thing
Counts as a food when there are no other Things that count as foods in play.
Card : Pongo
Choking Hazard
Action
If a token is in play, destroy a token and destroy a living Thing.
Card : Kevan
Lone Gunman
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing, if Lone Gunman is the only Thing you control.
Card : Kevan
The Koh-i-Noor
Thing
Draw five cards when this comes into play. If an opponent gains control of the Koh-i-Noor, they win the game.
Card : Kevan
Jester
Thing
Action: Juggle 3 tennis balls. If you succeed, increase your hand size by the number of seconds for which you juggled without dropping a ball. If you drop a ball on your first juggle, discard 2 cards.
Card : Corrigan
Hand From the Sky
Thing
This card considered to be in play only when one of its Actions is used.
Action: Play a Thing from your hand.
Action: Move a Thing in play to your hand.
Action: Take a card from an opponent's hand (without looking at it) and put it in your hand.
Card : Corrigan
Split the Atom
Action
Destroy a Thing you control and destroy a number of randomly-selected Things equal to the number of letters in its text.

In your face, Japan!
Card : Corrigan
The Hole In the Sky L10
Thing
At the start of your turn, gain a Star token and a Line token.

Once per turn, you may play a Thing from your hand by sacrificing a number of Stars equal to four plus the number of words in its title and a number of Lines equal to four plus the number of sentences in its text.
Card : jtwe
Catch Up
Action
Draw a card. If you then have fewer cards in your hand than an opponent, return this card to your hand.
Card : Kevan
Mountain 1
Thing — Terrain
This card's Action Ability can be used once per turn.Action: Create a Red Energy Token. Player may take an additional Action this turn.
Card : Gill Smoke
Leaf 1
Thing — Energy
Counts as a Green Energy Token.
Card : Gill Smoke
Apathy Meh
Thing
Disobey any cards you please. Including this one.

I don't even care enough to finish this ca
Card : Pongo
Resurrection Scroll
Thing
Action: Create a Resurrection token.
Action: Destroy a Resurrection token and summon a previously eliminated player back to the table (with their consent).
Card : Pongo
Welcoming Gifts
Action
This may only be played if there is someone available who is willing to join the game. Everyone must lay their hands on the table, face down. The new player chooses a card from each hand without looking. These cards become the new player's hand. If there are more than the current maximum hand size in existing players, the new player must immediately selectively discard down to five.
Card : Pongo
Skeletal Remains
Action
All players discard down to one card.
Card : gill_smoke
Sanitation Service
Action
Destroy all inanimate tokens.

Time to take out the trash.
Card : gill_smoke
Obsolete Computer
Thing
Your max hand size is now 4 cards. Takes precedence over all previous hand size modifiers. Hand size returns to 5 when this thing is destroyed.
Action: Create a program Token.

When I bought it it was worth $3000, now it's just a plugged in paperweight.
Card : gill_smoke
Tofuburger
Thing
A vegan food.
Card : Pongo
Dry Noodles
Thing
Counts as a food if two Ingredient tokens are in play. If an Ingredient token is destroyed, destroy all Ingredient tokens along with Dry Noodles. If Dry Noodles is destroyed, destroy all Ingredient tokens.
Action: Create an Ingredient token.
Card : Pongo
Fedora
Thing
Your maximum hand size is increased by 1.
Card : Pongo
Zombie
Thing
Counts as a Zombie token

"More Braaiinnnss".
Card : gill_smoke
Extra Hand
Thing
Owner may take an additional action every turn. All Action abilities may only be played once per turn.
Card : gill_smoke
Church Mouse
Thing
Owner may not take actions except the following.
Action: Give Church Mouse to another player.
Card : gill_smoke
Coonskin Cap
Thing
Card : Pongo
Beanie
Thing


Whee! Propeller!
Card : Pongo
Top Hat
Thing


Those went out of fashion in the early 20th century!
Card : Pongo
Bridge S: 4C
Thing
Card can only be played if you if you control a body of water, or a blue card in play.
Your Max hand size is now 13.
Card : gill_smoke
Advertising
Thing


Your message here.
Card : gill_smoke

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