Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1101-1200


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Name	Set	ImageFile	Type	CornerValue	Text	FlavorText	Creator
"Things just happen, dammit!!!"	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		While this card is in play, no cards with the words "cosmos" or "universe" in them have any effect, and no-one can look through the deck for any reason.		Depressi
"Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a ____!"	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Select any number of tokens under your control. Destroy them, and replace them with that many doctor tokens.	Sickbay on the NCC-1701. A place to avoid, if you have a red shirt.	Kyevan
1-up	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Play this card when you would be eliminated. Destroy one hundred tokens or Things to stay in the game	Mario not-a die that easy!	Kyevan
Mana Fount	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		For all non-victory purposes, all players are assumed to have an infinite amount of Mana Tokens.		Depressi
Nixie	cards_1101_1200	thing_uninteresting_person	Thing-Uninteresting Person		Nixie may not be destroyed unless you have no other Things in play. Action: Have any two of your opponents switch hands. If you only have one opponent, draw a card instead.		Depressi
[The Democracy Card]	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		This card's title, colour and text are decided by majority vote once it comes into play. Once this card has had its title, colour and text decided, it comes under the control of a random player.		Corrigan
Under-Secretary's Second Assistant	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Action: Look at the bottom card in the draw pile. If it is an Action, has a name that is fewer than 6 syllables and it is red, put it into your hand. Otherwise, shuffle the draw pile. You can only use this ability once every third turn of yours.	I don't even know what I do.	Corrigan
Hypnosis	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		A chosen opponent discards a card at random.		Kevan
Furnace	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Action: Remove all cards in the discard pile from the game.		Kevan
Destroy Everything	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Remove all cards in play, in the discard pile, in the draw pile, in players hands, or in any other location from play. This card may only be played for this effect when it is February 29th, it is the last card in the players hand, and it is raining in Tokyo. In all other situations, this card reads: "Draw a card."		Kyevan
Codpiece	cards_1101_1200	thing_supervillain	Thing - Supervillain		Action: Fire crotch-based laser - Destroy a Thing.	Why, God, why did you let this exist!?	Kyevan
The Orb	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		When The Orb would be destroyed by a Thing, destroy the Thing instead. When The Orb would be destroyed by an Action, ignore the Action. Your hand size is 3. Action: Erase target Thing's Action ability. Action: Draw 2 cards.	It is The Orb.	Corrigan
Monastic Lessons	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Draw a card at the end of each turn of yours where you did not speak.	"I'm glad to see we've moved on past the duct tape."	Corrigan
Might Makes Right	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Arm-wrestle target player. The winner draws 3 cards.		Corrigan
TFG: Transformation Gun	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Action: Target living thing becomes male if female, and female if male or unknown.	"Quite disturbing, seeing one's son like that." -- Mr. Verres, El Goonish Shive, 2003-01-27	Kyevan
Dewitchery Diamond	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Action: Target living thing which has become altered in form is cloned, one clone having the altered form and the other reverting to normal.	"Put down the newspaper, dear." -- Mrs. Dunkle, El Goonish Shive, 2003-02-06	Kyevan
Brick	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		This card represents a brick.		Corrigan
Target Thing	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Whenever the words 'target Thing' appear, it automatically applies to Target Thing.		Corrigan
A Random Thing	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Whenever a card's text includes the words 'a random Thing', it automatically applies to A Random Thing.		Corrigan
The Element of Surprise	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Action: Starting with you, each player draws a card and either plays it immediately or discards it.		Kevan
Clearing the Air	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Starting with you, each player plays a card from their hand, if they have one, or discards a card. Repeat until every player's hand is empty.		Kevan
Spiked Ceiling	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		As this comes into play, each player may discard any number of cards. If a player ever has five cards in their hand, they are immediately eliminated.		Kevan
Counterproductivity	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Whenever a player plays a card, they must also discard a card from their hand. Whenever a player would draw a card, they discard that many cards instead.		Corrigan
What They Mean	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		All Money tokens have 'Action: Destroy X Money tokens and gain control of X÷2 Things'.		Corrigan
Razorblade Candy	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Draw any number of cards and destroy twice that many Things you control.		Corrigan
Full Steam Ahead	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Action: Destroy five Things you control, to take another turn after this one.		Kevan
Shadow Detachment	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Each player puts one Shadow token into play for every non-Token Thing they control.		Kevan
Hell	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		When a card would go to the discard pile, you may instead remove it from the game.		Kevan
Heaven	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		When a card would be removed from the game, you may instead send it to the discard pile. This can not negate the effects of Hell, nor can Hell negate these effects.	With apology to Kevan....	Kyevan
Poison	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		You may give Poison to any Player when you play it.    At the start of your turn, put a counter on Poison. If Poison ever has 6 or more counters on it, you lose.		Bucky
The Mute Button	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Action: Target player cannot speak until the beginning of your next turn.	You're really getting annoying.	Corrigan
Guilt	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Whenever a player destroys a Thing belonging to another player or causes another player to discard cards from their hand, they gain a Guilt token. Whenever a player has 4 Guilt tokens, they are eliminated from the game.  Action: Give control of a Thing you control to another player and destroy a Guilt token you control.		Corrigan
Put All of Your Eggs in One Basket	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Draw X cards and skip your next X turns.		Corrigan
Fake Ending	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		If a player would win the game, instead destroy this card and continue playing.		Kevan
Facebook Viral	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Target opponent with a Facebook account must update their status to "is losing at Dvorak" and discard a card, or otherwise discard their hand.		Kevan
Bonfire of the Vanities	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Each player secretly chooses a number of cards to discard. All players then discard that number of cards - if one player discarded more cards than all other players, they may draw three cards.		Kevan
Zebra	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		If you control copies of this card, none of them can be destroyed. This card is white in addition to being black.		Corrigan
Reality and Whatever	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Things can only destroy Things that they would be capable of physically destroying in real life. Abstract Things cannot destroy tangible Things and vice-versa. All abstract Things are considered capable of destroying one another.		Corrigan
AAAAAGH!	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Panic panic panic stress stress stress! Play all the cards in your hand! No time to draw for the next five turns! Aaagh! You have to screeeeam to do this!		Corrigan
A Nice Cup of Tea	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Draw until you have five cards in your hand, and skip your next turn.		Kevan
Dude of Coral	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing	S5	Action: Change target Thing's text, colour and title to that of this card.		Corrigan
Pity Party	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Each player draws a number of cards equal to the number of their relatives who died during the player's lifetime.		Corrigan
Colourblind Society	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		No cards have any colour.		Corrigan
Hyperload	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		At the start of each player's turn, that player must use every one of their Things' Action abilities.  They all take effect simultaneously and do not count against any action frequency limits.  (Ignore any Action abilities that cannot be legally used.)		Bucky
Arbitrary renumbering	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing	5	On all cards other than this one, replace all instances of "five" with "two" and all instances of '5' with '2'.		Bucky
Assassin's Dart	cards_1101_1200	action	Action	1L	Destroy target Thing which does not have another Thing played onto it, and has not been played onto another Thing.		Bucky
Magic Mirror	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, you may destroy Magic Mirror to play a copy of that Action.		Kevan
Bean Machine	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Whenever a card is added to any player's hand, it is added to the leftmost position. Only the rightmost card in a player's hand may be played. The order of cards in a hand may not be changed.		Kevan
Glass Ceiling (Not Zaratustra's)	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		No player, under any circumstances, can control more than 20 Things, including this one. If a player controls 25 Things, they win. It is impossible to win otherwise.	Figure this one out!	Corrigan
Patriotism	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		When this card comes into play, destroy all Things whose colour is not one of the colours of the flag of the country in which the game is taking place. No card may be played if its colour is not one of the colours on the flag of said country. This card's colour is the colour of your choice, given that the colour appears on the country's flag.		Corrigan
Wall of Wooden Fists	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Each token counts as half a Thing.	Why is this card called Wall of Wooden Fists?	Corrigan
Work of Art	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Play only if you control three Things. You may not play further Things. If a Thing you control leaves play, destroy this Thing. At the start of each of your turns, put an Artistic Value token into play. If you control five Artistic Value tokens, you win the game.		Kevan
Packing Plant	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		If you control ten Crate tokens, you win the game. Action: Destroy a non-Token Thing you control and put a Crate token into play.		Kevan
Zombie Attack	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Pick an opponent. Two random Things they control are destroyed.		Kevan
Pretend We're Dead	cards_1101_1200	reaction	Reaction	L7	Play at the end of any turn.  Return each non-Token Thing that was destroyed this turn to play under your control.		jtwe
T3h R4p7ur3	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Each player chooses a letter or number.  Destroy each Thing whose title does not begin with one of the chosen letters or numbers.		jtwe
Fake Out In Buenos Aires	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		At the start of your turn, choose a Thing with two or more words in its title and that does not have the word "Fake" in its title. Change one of the words in that card's title to "Fake".    If there are ten things in play with the word "Fake" in their titles, you win the game.		jtwe
Archival Duty	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Play only if there are more than twenty Things in play. Destroy five Things.		Kevan
Klansman	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Action: Destroy target non-white Thing.	"Why do people hate '''me? I'm''' supposed to hate!"	Corrigan
Attack of the Graveyard from Beyond the Grave!	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Destroy a number of Things equal to the number of cards in the discard pile.		Corrigan
Moon Prism Crystal Cosmic Crisis Eternal Power Make Up!	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		In the turn this is played you are not affected by any cards with MOON, CRYSTAL, COSMIC, CRISIS, ETERNAL and PRISM ithe their names.		Newecreator
Do	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		When this card is played, each player writes down a text for an Action (which cannot be related to victory) on a piece of paper without showing it to any other player. Then, randomly select a player. This card's text is considered to be the text that the random player wrote down, with the same player making any decisions it calls for.		Corrigan
Change the Course of History	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Shuffle the draw pile. You can play this card during another player's turn, but if you do, you can't play an Action on your next turn.		Corrigan
Killer Glare	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing	3G	The effects of your cards always override the effects of all other players' cards.	"Don't make me glare at you."	Corrigan
Berdina's Power	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		In the turn this is played you will look to all your opponents hand and take all cards that are color green(of any shade) or cards with green in their names.		Newecreator
Moon Kaleidoscopic Mirror Scepter	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Action: Moon Healing Princess Spiral Rainbow Gorgeous Starlight Kiss!,Select an opponent and destroy all his/her controled things or destroy all your opponent's things with the card RAINBOW SAILORMOON .		Newecreator
Boost	cards_1101_1200	action	Action	4B	Draw two cards.  You may take two extra Actions this turn.		Bucky
Booming Echo	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Discard an Action card - you get to play two copies of it, and an opponent of your choice gets to play one copy of it.		Kevan
Twist or Stick	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Draw and reveal a card. You may choose to repeat this any number of times, but if the revealed cards have a total of ten or more words in their titles, they must all be discarded and this card effect ends.		Kevan
Strange Weather	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Attach an Action card from your hand to this card. At the start of each player's turn, they must play a copy of that Action - it doesn't count toward their Action-per-turn limit.		Kevan
Stop	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		All of you opponents may not play any cards the next turn. Their Things in play still have effect.		jtsang
Manga Attack!	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Discard a card when you play this.  Destroy one target Thing, plus one more for every 2 words in the discarded card's title.		Bucky
Shapeshifter	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		At the start of each of your turns, choose a living Thing in play.  Until the start of your next turn, this is an exact copy of that Thing.		Bucky
Eternal Cosmic Moon Power Bubble Rainbow Blast	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Destroy target Token.		Bucky
Grave Robbing	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Choose a Thing from the discard pile and put it into play under your control.		Kevan
The Big Push	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Whenever an Action is played, the player playing it must destroy a Thing they control, otherwise the Action has no effect.		Kevan
Dvorak is Not For the Faint of Heart	cards_1101_1200	action	Action	I1	Shout 'BOO!' in target player's face. If they show surprise, they discard 2 cards.		Corrigan
Meteorology Groove	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		If it is sunny, play a card. If it is raining, draw a card. If it is windy, return a Thing to its owner's hand. If it is snowing, erase a Thing's text. If there is a thunderstorm, destroy a Thing. If it is hailing, destroy 2 Things. If it is cloudy, skip a player's next turn. If there is a rainbow, win the game.		Corrigan
Spork	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing	4P	When this card is played, pick 2 Things you control. This card's text is that of one of those Things plus the following sentence: Action: Replace this card's text, except for this sentence, with the text of the other selected Thing.		Corrigan
Memory Metal	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, this card counts as a copy of it.		Kevan
Automatic Warfare	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Players skip their draw phases, and cannot play cards (but can play Action abilities). If a player has no cards with Action abilities, or if both players agree that the warfare is over, this card is destroyed.		Kevan
Pickpocket	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Gain control of a token. If there are no tokens in play, gain control of a Thing.		Kevan
Pac-Man Physics	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Whenever a Thing is destroyed, control of it is given to the player on its controller's right; it is not put in the discard pile.	Waka waka waka waka waka.	Corrigan
_________ Chaos!	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Give 3 copies (excluding the original) of target Thing to each player.		Corrigan
Chance	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		You have won second prize in a beauty contest. Put ten Money tokens into play.		Kevan
Renewable Energy	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		When this comes into play, shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile. Action: Draw a card for every card in the discard pile, then shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile.		Kevan
Pile 'Em High	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		If a player has more tokens than any other player, they may draw three cards.		Kevan
Mr. Xcitement	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Whenever you play a card, except for the first card you play each turn, put a counter on Mr. Xcitement.     Remove a counter from Mr. Xcitement: Draw a card.	Awwwwwww yes!	jtwe
Balance	cards_1101_1200	action	Action	1W	Except the player who controls the fewest tokens, each player destroys tokens they control until all players control the same number of tokens as the player who controls the fewest. Players discard cards the same way, then destroy non-token Things they control the same way.		jtwe
Card Tax	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Whenever any player would draw a card, they must destroy a Token they control in order to draw it. (If they have no tokens, they cannot draw.) When there are no tokens in play, destroy this card.		Kevan
Radiation Epicentre	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		When you play this, put five Biohazard tokens into play. While there are Biohazard tokens in play, Thing cards may not be played.		Kevan
Time Stop	cards_1101_1200	action	Action	0T	Discard a card, take another turn after this one, and return this card to your hand.  You may not use the Action abilities of Things on that turn, or play any Actions other than this one.		Bucky
The End of 'Carded'	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing	10S	As soon as this card has been in play for 10 seconds, destroy all Things in play.	If you get the reference, good for you.	Corrigan
The Human Bullet	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing	1S	Action: Crumple The Human Bullet into a ball, throw it onto the table from at least 4 feet away, and destroy the first Thing it touches. You may only do this once.	"Fire me, boy!"	Corrigan
Darkroom	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		While this card is in play, replace each card's colour its opposite colour.	This card's effect makes it red, so the darkroom reference works out in the end.	Corrigan
Headcrab	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		Play onto any living Thing. You have control of it while Headcrab is in play.		Kevan
Spelling Bee	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing		If the first letter of each card in a player's hand can be rearranged to spell a five-letter word, they may reveal their hand to win the game.		Kevan
Fear and Surprise	cards_1101_1200	action	Action		Put a Thing from play on top of the draw pile.		Kevan
Barry	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing	O1	Change Barry's name to the name of another Thing in play when Barry is played. That Thing's text is considered blank until Barry is destroyed.	"Shut up about the Happy Box!"	Corrigan
The Evil Midnight Bomber (What Bombs at Midnight!)	cards_1101_1200	thing	Thing	12B	Action Put a Bomb token into play. Bomb tokens cannot be destroyed by Thing effects or Things' Action abilities. Once every 12 minutes, destroy all Bomb tokens in play and an equal number of Things.	"Tell me I'm wrong, baby! I can't, 'cause you're not, baby!"	Corrigan

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