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Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator
No Tea flavor_set thing Thing Give this card to any player when it is played. You may draw cards only on your turn, and you may draw at most one card per turn. If you play or control "Tea", destroy this card. You are carrying: an atomic vector plotter, the thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is, and no tea. jtwe
The Internet is Serious Business flavor_set action Action 8U Each player that controls more or fewer Things than you discards two cards. And that's why everyone who doesn't agree with me is an idiot. jtwe
Rejected flavor_set thing Thing 2D The first time each turn that a proposed card is rejected, that card's creator discards two cards, then draws a card. You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples! jtwe
Time Machine flavor_set thing Thing Whenever you skip a turn, place a time counter on this. At the beginning of your turn, if this has 5 or more time counters on it, you win the game. It's essentially a cardboard box, and on the outside of it I wrote "Time Machine" in Sharpie. JJ12121616
Unplugged Refrigerator flavor_set thing_appliance Thing-Appliance Action: Destroy this card to destroy 3 adjacent Things which are all under the control of the same player. Gonna fall on you! Corrigan
sudo rm -rf / flavor_set action Action One opponent of your choice must think of a reasonably common English word. If you can guess this word within three tries, all Things are destroyed, all hands are discarded, and everyone draws a new hand. I told you password was a bad password! Kyevan
Codpiece flavor_set thing_supervillain Thing - Supervillain Action: Fire crotch-based laser - Destroy a Thing. Why, God, why did you let this exist!? Kyevan
Monastic Lessons flavor_set thing Thing Draw a card at the end of each turn of yours where you did not speak. "I'm glad to see we've moved on past the duct tape." Corrigan
Wall of Wooden Fists flavor_set thing Thing Each token counts as half a Thing. Why is this card called Wall of Wooden Fists? Corrigan
Determinator flavor_set thing Thing Things cannot use their Action ability if they used it on the previous turn of their owner. "I'll be back. I will be back! I will!" Corrigan
Apathy flavor_set thing Thing Meh Disobey any cards you please. Including this one. I don't even care enough to finish this ca Pongo
The Cask of Rejected flavor_set action Action Secretly write the name of a Thing you controlled that was destroyed by target opponent. That player has 10 guesses or 1 minute, whichever comes first, to name it. If he or she can't, he or she is eliminated. For the love of God and all that is holy, Montresor! My anus is bleeding! jtwe
Detrimental Side-Effects flavor_set thing Thing 5E You may play this into the control of any player. Whenever you play a Thing, you must destroy one of your tokens, if possible. ...dizziness, nausea, headaches, nasal bleeding, skin discoloration, temporary or permanent hearing loss, suicidal depression, poverty and spontaneous combustion. Bucky
Exploit Strange Vulnerabilities flavor_set action Action E Each Thing in play whose text includes a special defense from destruction or removal from play loses that part of its text until the end of the turn and is destroyed. It's like a high-frequency kryptonite silver bullet and a stake through the heart, and it's yellow. Tweed Cap
You Are Eaten Alive By Ants flavor_set action Action Eliminate the player who controls the most tokens. "I put a magic spell on your tokens and they all turned into ants and ate you! Feel the sting of avarice!" Corrigan
Dramatic Chorale Singing flavor_set thing Thing 3M For 3 turn cycles after this card is played, nobody may play a card. After that, every player must play a Thing. Whenever an Action is played, double any numerical values in its text ('a' and 'an' are considered to be '1'). The stakes are higher! The tension is ratcheted! The drama is maxed! The Oscar is in the bag! Corrigan
Occam's Razor Blade flavor_set thing Thing Action: Destroy the thing with the most words in its rules text. Chuck Norris shaves with this. ChippyYYZ
Albert Camus flavor_set thing Thing Action: Generate a zombie token. "How do you know he didn't summon zombies? You don't even know who he was!" Zt
Midget Joke flavor_set action Action 9V The player with the fewest cards in their hand skips their next turn. The Midget's Rights groups around here aren't big enough to do anything about it. Bucky
This Card has No Title flavor_set thing Thing 0 All Things in play when this Thing comes into play, that have ruletext that applies to the Thing itself must add the text "with the exception of this card" after that rule. WIth the exception of this card. To understand recursion, the first step is to understand recursion. Goldenboots
The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch flavor_set thing Thing Action: Destroy this card to remove target thing from the game. ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." ChippyYYZ
WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Giveaway flavor_set action Action For each opponent, roll a die. Give that many Dead Turkey Tokens to that player, then roll another die and give half that many Turkey Tokens to that player. Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each living Turkey in play I swear to God I thought they could fly. ChippyYYZ
Antichrist Superstar flavor_set thing Thing 666 Action: Replace target living Thing with a strawberry candy token. '''"This guy is more popular than any rock band nowadays." - The Rolling Stone. "I have to tell to all these young groupies: I'm sorry, the Lord of D. is busy. A very disappointing job." - Pol Pot, Satan's personal butler. "I LOVE strawberry candy." - Satan''' Zt
Plato flavor_set thing Thing When this comes into play, destroy all Things other than this. "The safest general characterization of the European philosophical tradition is that it consists of a series of footnotes to Plato." - Whitehead "You are all nothing but footnotes to me, suckers!" - Plato Himself Zt
Cthulu Sex Magazine flavor_set thing Thing "With a title like that you don't need to do anything." gill_smoke
Half-Curse of Nemhotep flavor_set action Action Gain a doom token. If you control two or more doom tokens, eliminate target player. "What do you mean by >>it's not finished yet<