Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 9701-9800

Soul Shard Thing If the shard is empty when you play it, magically imbue it with target opponent's name and return it to your hand. That opponent cannot win the game. If it would enter the draw pile or discard pile, it reverts to its empty state. Card : Binarius	Creeping Dread Thing At the beginning of your turn, destroy the most recently played Thing. Card : Binarius	Subjunctive Instant Replay Action Destroy target Thing, then return it to play. That's how the last play would have looked, football fans, if this had been a game of baseball. Card : Binarius
Show Me How 6D Action Target opponent must immediately take an Action or be eliminated. You may take the same Action up to three times if you wish. Card : Bucky	Royal Heir 7D Thing If this Heir has a Crown on or attached to him, you win the game. Action: Draw a card, then discard a non-Crown Thing card or reveal a hand with no such cards. Card : Bucky	Crown of Ivory 8D Thing When you gain control of a person, you may put this Crown on it. Opponents can't target the attached Thing while you have 3+ cards in hand. While unattached, you may give an opponent 3 cards from your hand to take control of one of their people. Card : Bucky
Take Notes Action Look at target players hand. You may reveal an action from it, create a copy of it, then put the copy into your hand. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Take Diagrams Action Look at target players hand. You may reveal a thing from it, create a copy of it, then put the copy into your hand. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Borrow Notes Action Look at target player's hand. You may reveal an action from it, create a copy of it, then play that copy. Exile the copy instead of discarding it. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Grizzled Prospector 8G Thing - Party Member Action: For each player who doesn't control any gold Things, destroy target non-token Thing that player controls. Replace each Thing destroyed this way with a Gold token. "G-G-Gold! I've struck gold!" Card : ChippyYYZ	Wetland Angler 3W Thing - Party Member Action - Prepare: Choose target Thing. Until your next turn, whenever one or more Things enters play under an opponent's control, choose one of those Things instead. At the beginning of your turn, if you Prepared during the last round, gain control of the last chosen Thing instead of drawing a card. "Fresh fish." Card : ChippyYYZ	Woodland Trapper 5W Thing - Party Member When an opponent plays a Thing or an ability of a Thing, or when an opponent's Thing targets another Thing, you may afterward discard a card that shares a symbol in its cornervalue to destroy that Thing and gain two Money tokens. "I've the finest pelts for sale." Card : ChippyYYZ
Hot off the press Action Create a copy of the last card in the Infinite Dvorak Deck along with each previous concecutive card made by the same author. Put each copy made this way into your hand. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Training Dummy Thing If an action or ability would only target Training Dummy, the cost to play or activate that action or ability is free. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Booster Pack Tree Thing Action: Choose an archived set of 100 cards from the Invinite Dvorak Deck. At random, create a copy of one of those cards, then put it into your hand. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Only Two Types 9D Thing Cards with words other than "Action" or "Thing" in their type line can't be played. You may discard such a card at any time to draw a replacement. Uh, guys, subtypes and reactions aren't actually in the rules. Card : Bucky	I'll Demonstrate 0D Action Create a card. If nobody vetoes it, play it, add a copy to the deck archive and put a copy in each opponent's hand. If it's vetoed, draw a card and you may take an extra action. Card : Bucky	Sticky Notes P5 thing This card counts as an office supply. Action:Attach a Note token with up to 10 words of flavortext to target Thing. From [[User:Fanofphilosophy Card : Bucky

Creative Soul Thing - Spirit Things without a subtype cannot be played. You may discard up to one Thing without a subtype each turn. If you do, draw a card. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Unrefine Action Target thing loses all objects attached to it, and loses all status effects. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Plainwalker 3 Thing - Plainswalker Use only one ability per your turn. Whenever this would be destroyed, instead decrement it's cornervalue by 1. If it's at 0 or less, sacrifice it. Increment by 1: Each player may play an extra card on their next turn. Decrement by 1: You may play 2 extra cards this turn. Decrement by 7: You may play any number of cards on each of your turns. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Power Leech 0P Thing Play into any player's control. Whenever you gain one or more Tokens, gain one less token of each type. When you create a card, its ruletext is blank. Cornervalues of cards you play and Things you control are 0. Card : ChippyYYZ	Dredge Net 9D Thing Action: Shuffle the discard pile, then put the top card of the discard pile into your hand. You can't use this action if Dredge Net entered play this turn, nor if you used it on your last turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Three-As-One Strike 6T Action Choose 3 non-token Things you control. Rotate one of them 90° clockwise and another one of them 90° counterclockwise. The third one destroys target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ
Mox Diagram Thing You may play an additional Thing on each of your turns. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Mox Script Thing You may play an additional Action on each of your turns. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Mox Cardboard Thing You may play an additional card on each of your turns. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Reconstruct 1E Action Return a Thing you control to your hand and immediately play it. Draw a card. Card : Bucky	Entice 2E Action Return a Thing target opponent controls to your hand and give them a card from your hand. Card : Bucky	Card Shark 3E Thing When you play this, draw three cards. At the end of your turn, discard a card. When your hand is empty, destroy this. Card : Bucky
Shopping Spree 3S Action Each player not at or above their max hand size, starting with you, chooses the top card of the deck, the top card of the discard pile, or a Thing in play and draws that card. If two or more players drew this way, repeat until one or zero players draw, or one player has drawn 5 cards this way. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bungle 6B Action Draw a card, then discard two cards. "I'm not gonna bungle it this time, I'm not gonna totally bungle it I'm not I'm not I-" Card : ChippyYYZ	Wordhammer 0W Thing Action: Discard a card with a one-word title. If you do, destroy target Thing with a one-word title. The space between two words makes an effective crumple zone when your name gets smashed. Card : ChippyYYZ
Spike the Punch Action Until the beginning of your next turn, whenever an opponent draws their first card in a turn, they must reveal it or discard a random other card. Card : Binarius	Compare Notes Action Look at target player's hand. You may reveal an Action from it, create a copy of it, then put the copy into your hand. Then give them a copy of another Action from your hand. Card : Binarius	Emulation Node Thing - Node At the beginning of your turn, you may have Emulation Node gain the subtype of another Thing in play until the beginning of your next turn. Card : Binarius

Punch the Spike Action Each player sacrifices a living thing if they control one. Create a Thorn token for each thing sacrificed this way. Those tokens have "Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, you may sacrifice this. If you do, destroy that thing." Card : JakeTheWolfie	Tangling Vines Thing - Thorn Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, destroy that thing. For each thing destroyed this way, create a Thorn token. It has "Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, you may sacrifice this. If you do, destroy that thing." Card : JakeTheWolfie	Overgrowing Garden Thing If you control no Thorn tokens, create a Thorn token. It has "Whenever you or a thing you controls becomes the target of an ability from a living thing, you may sacrifice this. If you do, destroy that thing." At the beginning of your turn, create Thorn tokens equal to the number of plants you control. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Pretend To Help 3P Action Target opponent draws two cards and reveals their hand. Take two cards from their hand OR destroy target Thing they control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Colorblast 0C Action Reveal cards from your hand of at least 3 different colors. If you do, destroy target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Ring Out 7R Action Destroy target Thing. If it's destroyed this way, return it to its controller's hand. Card : ChippyYYZ
Self Destruct Button Thing Whenever a thing you control would be destroyed by an action or ability, instead counter that action or ability and sacrifice that thing. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Puzzle Piece 001 Thing If you control Puzzle Pieces 001 - 100, you win the game. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Global Warmer Unit Thing When Global Warmer Unit enters play, each player sacrifices all cold things they control. Players can't play cold things. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Desperate Charge Action Destroy target Thing and two of your own Things. If you have more cards in hand than Things in play, you may discard two cards instead. Card : Binarius	Forensic Analyst Thing Once per turn, you may return an opponent’s Thing that you have not previously analyzed to their hand, have them play it immediately, and turn this card 90˚ clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, you may put a tangible Thing in the discard pile into play. Card : Binarius	Without a Trace Action Remove target Thing in play or in the discard pile from the game, along with this card. Card : Binarius
Puzzle Piece 002 Thing You may play an additional thing on each of your turns. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Invoke Postjudice Action If an ability that target thing own has destroyed one of your things, destroy it. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Microinvasion Action Gain control of target thing an opponent controls. Card : JakeTheWolfie
The Topper 4E Thing When you play this, choose another Thing. This acts a copy of the other Thing until one of the two leaves play, except all numbers on the copy are one higher than on the original. Card : Bucky	Alice 5E Thing Action: Gain a Paper token. You may use Alice's action ability once during each opponent turn. Card : Bucky	Pointy-Haired Boss 6E Thing At the start of each turn, choose a nontoken Thing other than this. It can't use Action abilities this turn. Card : Bucky

Lil' Buddy Thing At the beginning of your turn, you may have target opponent reveal a card at random from their hand. If you don't, draw a card. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Harmony Thing Things you control cannot be stolen. Oh, hi... Card : JakeTheWolfie	Call of the King Salmonoid Action Each player chooses up to 2 things they control, then destroys the rest. Card : JakeTheWolfie
In Position 0I Thing You may look at the top card of the deck. If it's an Action, you may play it (this counts as one of your plays for the turn). When you do, shuffle this card into the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ	Garbage Dump 1G Action Each opponent discards a card or puts a nontoken Thing they control into the discard pile. Put the top 5 cards of the deck into the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ	Solar-Powered Replica 9S Thing Play this card as a copy of another Thing you control, except its text is blank when it's not your turn. Card : ChippyYYZ
Coal-Powered Replica Thing You may have this enter as a copy of target card, except it has "At the beginning of your turn, you may sacrifice a Thing you control." and its text is blank when you don't sacrifice a thing during your turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Fish n Chips Meal Action Starting with you, each player votes for Fish or Chip. For each Fish vote, draw a card, then discard a card. For each Chip vote, you may play an additional thing this turn. That thing enters with no text until your next turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Cardboard Replica Thing You may have this enter as a copy of target thing, except it loses indestructible. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Hand-Cranked Replica 7E Thing Action:This gains target Thing's text for the rest of the turn. Card : Bucky	Human Blockhead Androids Thing Destroy Human Blockhead Androids at any time, to negate completely the effects of any Action which has a Corner Number (including 1). Card : Kevan (Time Cube deck)	Phasing Replica Thing You may have this enter as a copy of target thing, except it alternates between having text and having no text at the beginning of your turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Split Hairs Action Remove one puncuation character from target Thing. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Twincast Action You and target player other than yourself may play an action. For each action played this way, the other player copies it, and may choose new targets for the copy. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Hog The Spotlight 5H Action At the end of each opponent's next turn, if they didn't play an Action and a Thing, draw a card. You may play an additional Action or Thing on your next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ
Spot The Lighthog 5S Action Choose one: "A sign of good fortune!" - Draw a card. Opponents can't destroy or gain control of your Things until your next turn. OR "Still an invasive species." - Destroy target Thing. Each player discards a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Light The Hogpots 5S Action Each player gains a Flame token and two Meat tokens. Each player may discard food or animal cards from their hand to add to the stew. You and each player who contributes any ingredients draws cards equal to the total number of cards contributed, including this card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Pogoth the Slight Thing - Monster At the end of your turn, Pogoth randomly chooses an opponent. If they have not yet done so, they proffer one of their tangible Things for Pogoth's consumption by putting it under him, out of play. When each opponent has thus nourished Pogoth, he places one of his offerings into your hand and shuffles the rest into the draw pile, along with himself. Card : Binarius

Project Accelerator Thing At the end of your turn, discard your hand and draw four cards. Card : Binarius	Recipe for Mayhem Action Combine the ruletexts of all Action cards played during each player's previous turn onto a single card and put a copy into each player's hand. You may take an additional Action this turn. Card : Binarius	Dependant Replica Thing As this enters play, you may have it enter as a copy of target thing. Sacrifice Dependant Replica if that thing leaves the field. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Apocalypse Goo Thing At the beginning of your turn, destroy target thing not named Apocalypse Goo. When you do, create a token that's a copy of Apocalypse Goo. If you are unable to, target player loses the game, then create token copies equal to the number of cards in their hand plus 3. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Exponen't Action Destroy all things which could create a copy of themselves. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Dank Memes 4P Thing You may destroy two energy-related Tokens to make an opponent discard a random card. You may destroy this to draw a card. Card : Bucky
Wind Turbine 8E Thing At the start of your turn, flip 3 coins and gain an Energy token for each Heads. Destroy those Energy tokens at the end of the turn. Thing: Pay 3 Energy tokens to draw a card. Card : Bucky	Turbinated Windstrike 9E Action Flip 4 coins and gain three Energy tokens for each Heads. Destroy those Energy tokens at the end of the turn. You may spend 3 Energy tokens per card to force opponents to discard cards, 4 Energy tokens per Thing to destroy Things, and/or 10 Energy tokens to eliminate an opponent. Card : Bucky	The Princess 8 Thing If you control The Princess or have it in your hand when the game ends, you win the game. If you discard The Princess or control it as it leaves play, you lose the game. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Too Fast To Lose Thing If you could play ten or more cards during your turn, you win the game. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Extort Action Create a Money Token for each Human Thing on the field. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Crater 6C Thing You may put this into play from your hand under any player's control when a Thing they control is destroyed. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1. "Ka-THOOOOM" Card : ChippyYYZ
Assign 6A Action Put target Thing card from the discard pile into play under target opponent's control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Phoenix Energy 3P Action Put target Action card from the discard pile into your hand. If you have any Flame or Fire tokens, you may play an additional Action this turn. Otherwise, gain a Flame token. Card : ChippyYYZ	Rock Thing Players who control Sharp things cannot win the game. The Winner Card : JakeTheWolfie
Paper Thing Players who control Mineral things cannot win the game. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Scissors Thing Players who control Flexible things cannot win the game. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Jake's Enthusiasm 0E Thing When you add multiple cards to the deck archive, draw a card. You may add one extra card to the archive without waiting for other people to add some. Card : Bucky

Gear Thing Draw an additional card on each of your turns. The Winner Card : JakeTheWolfie	Grub Thing You may play an additional card on each of your turns. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Fun Thing You may destroy a thing during each of your turns. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Spire of Oblivion Thing - Building When this enters play and once per turn when a Fog token would be attached to Spire of Oblivion, attach a Fog token to a random other non-token Thing in each player's control. The contents of the discard pile are considered removed from the game. Card : Binarius	Make Way! Thing When a Thing enters play, its controller must first destroy another of their Things besides this. Then move this to the discard pile. Card : Binarius	Alternative Scheduling Thing You may not draw cards at the beginning of your turn. Whenever you have two or fewer cards in hand, you may immediately draw four cards. Card : Binarius
Make Whey! Thing Action: Create a Whey token with "For each set of 3 Whey tokens you control, you may copy an action yu play an additional time." Card : JakeTheWolfie	Strength in Numbers, Weakness in Letters Action Destroy all things with a Letter in its' cornervalue unless it also contains a Number. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Boltzmann Brain Thing The current game is considered to be a subgame. If this is the outer game layer when the game ends, the winner of this game (if any) draws an extra card and goes first. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Finder's Luck 1F Thing Whenever you roll a 3 or 4 on a die, draw a card. Action: Roll a 6-sided die. If it's a 6, gain a Coin token. Card : Bucky

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