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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Second-Hand Shop cards_901_1000 thing Thing Action: Discard a card to gain a number of Money tokens equal to the number of words in the card's title. Kevan Guru Meditation cards_901_1000 thing Thing At the end of any turn in which no Things or Actions were played, draw a card. Kevan The Summer Home Card cards_901_1000 thing Thing Whenever it is a player's turn, they must play as many cards as possible. Corrigan Year-Sucking Machine cards_901_1000 thing_machine Thing-Machine At the end of each turn, remove the top card on the draw pile from play entirely. No one survives the machine. Corrigan Rags-to-Riches Race cards_901_1000 thing Thing When you play this card, destroy all cards in play other than this one, which is not considered to be under any player's control. The first player to control 20 Things wins. If a player ever has 0 Things after the next turn cycle, they are eliminated from play. After you play this card, you may play another Thing. "I will goooooo from rags to riches..." Corrigan Scavenge cards_901_1000 action Action 2G Move a card from the discard pile to your hand, then discard a card. Bucky Firestorm cards_901_1000 action Action 6R Give this card to the player on your right. That player must destroy 1 Thing he controls for each card that has been played since the end of his last turn. Bucky Recycling Bin cards_901_1000 thing Thing 5G Each other player may, once per turn, give you a card from eir hand in order to draw a card. Bucky Rapid Fads cards_901_1000 thing Thing 2S On each player's turn, when they would normally draw a card, they instead discard their hand and draw a new one. Corrigan Creepy Stuffed Owl cards_901_1000 thing Thing 5T Whenever an Action ability or card that involves selecting a target is used by an opponent, flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, they can select the target normally, but cannot target this card. If the coin comes up heads, then this card must be the target. This is the only way to target this card. If this Thing is ever made living, it is not affected by locations. Corrigan Old Photocopier cards_901_1000 thing Thing 2X When this card is destroyed, it may not be returned from the discard pile. Action: Select any number of your Things, change their colour to black, and make them copies of one of your Things which was not selected. Then flip a coin and erase this card's effect if the coin comes up tails. Corrigan Waste Not Want Not cards_901_1000 thing Thing Whenever a card would be discarded, the player who is discarding it may play it instead. (This does not count towards their per-turn limit.) Kevan Acid Rain cards_901_1000 thing Thing Each player must destroy a Thing they control (other than this card), at the start of each of their turns. Kevan Hand Graft cards_901_1000 action Action Discard your hand. Take a Thing from play and put it into your hand. Kevan Matter-Energy Converter No. 1 cards_901_1000 thing Thing EMC2 Action: Destroy any number of your other tangible Things to play an equal number of Actions. When an opponent gains control of this card, destroy all of their other Things. Corrigan Matter-Energy Converter No. 2 cards_901_1000 thing Thing EMC2 Action: Destroy any number of your other tangible Things to destroy an equal number of opposing Things. When an opponent gains control of this card, destroy all of their other Things. Corrigan Matter-Energy Converter No. 3 cards_901_1000 thing Thing EMC2 Action: Destroy any number of your tangible Things to create and control an equal amount of Energy Tokens. When an opponent gains control of this card, destroy all of their other Things. Corrigan Universal Remote Control cards_901_1000 thing Thing Action: Activate the Action ability of any Thing in play, with you making any decisions required by it. Kevan Barricade cards_901_1000 thing Thing Whenever an Action played by an opponent would affect either your Things or your hand, it instead has no effect and this Thing is destroyed. Kevan Domino Effect cards_901_1000 action Action Destroy a Thing. Its controller may then choose to take this card and play it immediately. Kevan Medieval Alchemy cards_901_1000 thing Thing 4A Change all tokens (other than Fire, Water, Earth, Air and Money tokens) into Fire, Water, Earth or Air tokens (the controller of the token chooses which kind for each token). Action: Destroy a Water token, a Fire token, an Earth token and an Air token (all under your control) to create a Money token. Any player may use this ability at any time. Corrigan Elemental Powers cards_901_1000 thing Thing 4 Action: Destroy one of your Fire tokens and a Thing card. Action: Destroy one of your Water tokens and draw a card. Action: Destroy one of your Air tokens and control a Thing card. Action: Destroy one of your Earth tokens and render a Thing card's text blank. Corrigan Mass-Production Machine cards_901_1000 thing Thing 1I Draw a card. For as long as this card is in play, all cards drawn are considered to be copies of that card. Corrigan Reproducible Bug cards_901_1000 thing Thing Play this onto a Thing controlled by an opponent, and place an Action card from your hand under this card. Whenever the Thing's Action ability is invoked, you may play a copy of the Action card. Kevan Blank Tombstones cards_901_1000 thing Thing 4P Flip the discard pile upside down. Whenever a player moves cards from the discard pile for whatever, he/she must look through the discard pile and keep them face down, not seeing what those cards are until they are moved them from the discard pile. Corrigan Supermagnet cards_901_1000 thing Thing NS Action: Take control of up to 6 metal Things. Corrigan Triple Threat cards_901_1000 action Action 3T Destroy a Thing, take control of a Thing and force an opponent to discard a card from his/her hand. Corrigan Brain Drain cards_901_1000 thing Thing Whenever you draw a card, take a card at random from a chosen opponent's hand instead. (If opponents have no cards in their hands, you do not draw.) Kevan Chessboard cards_901_1000 thing_location Thing-Location When a Thing is destroyed by another Thing, put the destroying Thing in the place where the destroyed Thing was. Every turn, change this card's color from white to black or vice-versa. When another Location is played, destroy Chessboard. Corrigan Violet Violence cards_901_1000 action Action V8 Destroy a number of non-purple Things equal to the number of purple cards you control (including your hand). Corrigan Purple Sabre cards_901_1000 thing Thing 6C A Thing equipped with this card adds "Action: Destroy X Things and discard X cards from your hand. You cannot destroy a number of Things greater than the number of cards in your hand." to the end of its text. Corrigan Mao cards_901_1000 thing Thing Action:Target opponent must draw a card. Failure to say "Mao." Bucky Tollbooth cards_901_1000 thing Thing Whenever a player plays an Action or an Action ability of a Thing, he/she must destroy a thing he/she controls. Bucky Bloodlust cards_901_1000 thing Thing H2 When a Thing would destroy another Thing with an Action ability but fails, that Thing selects a different Thing as its target. Kill...kill...kill. Corrigan Sir Répetitive cards_901_1000 thing Thing R7 Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Corrigan Energy Concept cards_901_1000 thing Thing E3 Give each player 25 Energy tokens. Whenever a player plays a card or uses an Action ability, they must destroy 1 Energy token they control. Whenever a player destroys or takes control of an opposing Thing, they create and control 2 Energy tokens. When a player has no Energy tokens left, they are eliminated from the game. Corrigan Cockroach cards_901_1000 thing Thing This Thing may not be destroyed. Kevan Combination Safe cards_901_1000 thing Thing Tokens you control may not be destroyed or stolen by other players. Kevan Farmland cards_901_1000 thing Thing Action: Put a Seed token into play. Action: Destroy a Seed token; draw a card, and put it into play in place of the Seed token, if it is a Thing. (If it is an Action, discard it.) Kevan Operator cards_901_1000 thing Thing 2B Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Thing's first action ability is triggered at the beginning of each of its owner's turns, but may not be used in place of an Action. Bucky Über Micro cards_901_1000 action Action Choose one of the following: Draw three cards; destroy target Thing; or take another turn after this one. MaxX Unlimited, Pure Pwnage CCG Double Strike cards_901_1000 action Action Reveal an Action from your hand, when you play this; this card is treated as a copy of it. Kevan Circlet of Courage cards_901_1000 thing Thing J6 Play this card onto a Thing you control and add 'This overrides all other card effects.' to the end of its text. Corrigan Fan Club cards_901_1000 thing Thing C3 Pick a creator. Destroy all cards in play (other than this one) that were not created by that creator. All players discard all cards in their hands not by that creator. Whenever a player draws a card by a different creator, they must remove that card from the game until they draw a card by the selected creator. This card counts as a club. Corrigan Reward/Risk cards_901_1000 thing Thing Y4 Action: Destroy up to 6 Things. Then roll a 6-sided die and destroy this card if the result is equal to or less than the amount of Things you destroyed. Corrigan Token cards_901_1000 thing Thing Bucky Stack cards_901_1000 thing Thing Action:put a Thing in play under this card and all cards under it. Action: remove the bottommost thing from under this card. In addition its normal type and text, this card counts as a copy of the bottommost card under it (if any) and has all the text of that card. Bucky Dave Eggers Attack cards_901_1000 action Action Destroy all opposing Things whose titles are 3 or fewer words long. Check out my Heartbreaking Card of Staggering Genius! Corrigan Rookie Cards cards_901_1000 thing Thing If a player controls a card that was the first card its creator added to the Infinite Dvorak Deck, they win. A player may also reveal his/her hand and win if they have a card that was the first one its creator added to the Infinite Dvorak Deck in his/her hand. I'll trade you my The Ergonomics of the Situation for your Tempermental Cloning Machine. Corrigan The Mad Hatter cards_901_1000 thing Thing L3 Action: Each player takes another player's seat, taking their cards with them. Each player must end up in a different seat. Then flip a coin. If it comes up heads, play goes counterclockwise, if tails, clockwise. Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder what you at. Corrigan Dynamo cards_901_1000 thing Thing You may discard two cards at any time in order to play an Action out of turn. Bucky Refuse cards_901_1000 action_response_thing Action-Response/Thing As an Action: Play in response to an opponent giving you one of their Things. Return the Thing to them. As a Thing: None of your other Things can be destroyed by an opponent until Refuse is. Corrigan Life Should Be Flavourful cards_901_1000 thing Thing When you play this card, destroy all Things in play without flavortext. No cards without flavortext can be played while The Zest of Life is in play. This card doesn't destroy itself because it has flavortext. Corrigan Boot cards_901_1000 action_thing Action/Thing As an Action: Put target Thing in your hand. As a Thing: Play this card onto a Thing you control and add 'Any cards destroyed by this card are removed from the game.' to its text. "Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense". Corrigan Last step Bungled cards_901_1000 thing thing if this thing is in play you may put it in an opponents hand to prevent them from winning the game for one turn. You Forgot to Flip the Red Switch? Jindra34 Land of the Immortals cards_901_1000 thing Thing Things cannot be destroyed. Bucky Bull's Eye cards_901_1000 thing Thing Whenever an Action or an Action ability of a Thing targets a Thing, it must target Bull's Eye. Bucky Plot Complication cards_901_1000 action Action Remove target non-Token Thing you control from the game. Remove target non-Token Thing an opponent controls from the game. So the Token Eater fell in love with the Card Mine, and it kinda went downhill from there. Bucky Effigy cards_901_1000 thing Thing I9 Choose one of your Things. Whenever that Thing would be destroyed, destroy Effigy instead. Effigy can't be voluntarily targeted. "Your enemies must not be very bright." Corrigan Ventriloquist Dummy cards_901_1000 thing Thing C3 Whenever one of your Things uses an Action ability, it is considered to have been used by Ventriloquist Dummy. It's creepy too. Corrigan Completely Loony Mix-Up cards_901_1000 thing Thing Z1 All players draw cards at the end of their turn instead of at the beginning. "Drawing at the end! It's just so crazy! Corrigan Brought To You By cards_901_1000 thing Thing $$ Once every turn, you may mention a fact about this card's sponsor (no repeats) to draw an extra card. Zaratustra Canasta cards_901_1000 thing Thing 7C Instead of drawing a card, you may put the top card from the discard pile into your hand. Zaratustra Raise The Odds cards_901_1000 action Action .. If you win the next game you play, win this game. Zaratustra Last Gasp cards_901_1000 action Action 1G Play in response to being eliminated from the game, or another player winning the game. Immediately take a turn; if you can win before it ends then you win instead. Bucky Mighty hammer of DOOM cards_901_1000 thing Thing 3d6 Discard two cards: destroy target Thing. Action: destroy target Token. Bucky Vandalize cards_901_1000 action Action With a felt pen, scribble on target Thing. Any part of the card that was scribbled on is considered to not exist. I am a confused, angry youth with no positive outlet. Corrigan Pong cards_901_1000 thing Thing Crumple a piece of paper into a ball. Action: You and target player throw the ball back and forth until one fails to catch or fumbles it. When a player fumbles or fails to catch the ball, the other player gets a Point token and gains control of Pong. Whenever a player has 10 Point tokens, he/she wins the game. Bip...bong...bip... Corrigan Blue Man Group cards_901_1000 thing_collective Thing-Collective Put 3 Blue Man counters on this card. Whenever this card would be destroyed, remove a Blue Man counter from it and erase one of this card's Action abilities or else destroy it. Action: Use an inanimate Thing's Action ability. Action: Draw a card. Action: Play 2 Action cards from your hand. Corrigan Flipside cards_901_1000 action Action B4 Put aside all cards you have in play. Play all the cards in your hand. Return all cards put aside to your hand. Zaratustra MMORPG Model cards_901_1000 action Action $_$ If you pay $10 to your opponent, you win. Zaratustra Improvise cards_901_1000 action Action 4Q Refill your hand to maximum size with any Dvorak cards, gaming cards or card-like items you can find in the room you're playing. Scratch here -- you may have already won $10000! ######################### ######################### ######################### Zaratustra Raging Bull cards_901_1000 thing Thing Every turn, Raging Bull destroys a random Thing (this does not count as an Action). Action: Raging Bull doesn't destroy a Thing this turn. Not a reference to the movie. Corrigan Card Puritanism cards_901_1000 thing_tack_on Thing-Tack On C3 All Actions have "and destroy 5 token Things." added to the end. Corrigan Wolf cards_901_1000 action_thing_pun Action/Thing-Pun As an Action: Draw 4 cards and destroy a Thing you control. As a Thing: Action: Destroy an organism. Action: Take control of up to 3 Tokens. Corrigan Petard Launcher cards_901_1000 thing Thing Action: Destroy a Thing that has the word 'destroy' in one of its action abilities. Kevan Two-Handed Sword cards_901_1000 thing Thing You may not play cards. Action: Destroy a Thing other than Two-Handed Sword. Kevan Gypsy Fair cards_901_1000 thing Thing S1 Action: Take control of a Thing until your next turn. Action: Each player draws a card from the discard pile. Action: All players switch hands with the player on his/her left. Action: Draw a card and discard a card. Action: All players discard their hand and draw a new hand. Action: Destroy a Token you control. Corrigan Occam's Razor cards_901_1000 action Action Destroy all Things in play except for the one with the fewest words in its text. If there is a tie, don't destroy any of those Things. Corrigan Clone cards_901_1000 action_thing Action/Thing If played as an Action: Create and control a copy of target Thing. If played as a Thing: This card counts as a copy of target Thing. This card didn't really need to be an Action/Thing, but it is anyway. You can use it strategically in relation to your per-turn limit, though. Corrigan Seriously, Give It A Rest cards_901_1000 thing Thing !D Things can't be destroyed by Actions that haven't been played from your hand. Zaratustra Variance cards_901_1000 thing Thing Each Action can only be used once. Remove the card from the game or strike the text off the card once it's used. Zaratustra Piñata cards_901_1000 reaction Reaction You may play this whenever another player destroys one of your Things. Draw 5 cards. Zaratustra Inspector Gadget cards_901_1000 thing Thing Action: Reveal a Thing from your hand, and play any of its Action abilities as if Inspector Gadget had that ability (replacing the name of the revealed card with the name of this card). Kevan Revolving Fireplace cards_901_1000 thing Thing Action: Put aside any number of Thing cards from your hand. Return all Things you control (except for this card) to your hand. Put all set aside Thing cards into play. Kevan Locust/Lotus cards_901_1000 thing_multi Thing-Multi As Locust: Action: Destroy 7 Tokens. As Lotus: Whenever any of your Things are destroyed, draw that many cards. Corrigan Beam/Bean cards_901_1000 thing_multi Thing-Multi As Beam: Action: Destroy Beam and target Thing. You may use this out of turn. As Bean: Each turn, gain a Growth token. Action: Destroy Bean and all of your Growth tokens. Draw a number of cards equal to the number of growth tokens you destroyed. Corrigan This Card cards_901_1000 thing Thing Whenever a card's text says 'this card', it refers to This Card. Corrigan Puyo Puyo cards_901_1000 thing Thing Whenever there are four or more Things in play with the same color, destroy all of them. Zaratustra Glass Ceiling cards_901_1000 thing Thing There can't be more Things in play than there were when this was played. Players may destroy their own Things at will. Zaratustra Dave Eggers Block cards_901_1000 action_response Action-Response Prevent the destruction of a Thing you control by an opposing card with a title 3 or fewer words long. If the opposing card was an Action, it still gets destroyed. Dave Eggers to the rescue! Corrigan Viper cards_901_1000 thing Thing Action: Put a Poison counter on target living Thing-that Thing is now 'Poisoned'. This card cannot use its Action to put a Poison counter on a Poisoned Thing. Each turn, each Poisoned Thing gains a Poison counter. Whenever a Thing has 5 Poison counters on it, destroy it. Corrigan Pandemonium at the Theater cards_901_1000 action Action Look at the top 2 cards on the draw pile; if they are both created by Kevan, put them in your hand. Take control of a Thing created by Jindra34. Put target Thing created by Bucky into the hand of the player to your left. Move a card created by Corrigan (including this one) from the discard pile to your hand. Remove a card created by fanofphilosophy from the game. Corrigan Drawkcab cards_901_1000 thing Thing Turn order goes: Discard down to five cards; Play an Action and/or Thing; Draw a card. Zaratustra DDoouubbllee cards_901_1000 thing Thing Whenever you draw a card, draw two instead. Whenever you would play an Action, you must play two Actions instead. Whenever you would play a Thing, you must play two Things instead. These effects are not recursive. Zaratustra The B cards_901_1000 thi Thi Counts as half a Thing. Action: Draw half a card. Zaratustra Scrubbed! cards_901_1000 action Action This card has been removed by its creator. Bucky Cantor Set cards_901_1000 thing Thing At the start of your turn, all players discard a third of the cards in their hand, rounding up. Zaratustra Bank Error In Your Favor cards_901_1000 action Action Gain 20 Money tokens. Zaratustra The Thousandth Card cards_901_1000 action Action If there are 1000 or more cards in the draw pile, you win. Zaratustra