Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 9001-9100

Movement 8M Thing Whenever you play an Action, you may return target Thing you control to your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Countess 7 Action - Royal You must play this card immediately if you also hold the King or a Prince. Adapted from Love Letter Card : Binarius	Princess 8 Action - Royal You win if you control the Love Letter. Otherwise, you are eliminated. Adapted from Love Letter Card : Binarius
Love Letter Thing When this enters play for the first time, shuffle 5 copies of Guard; 2 copies of Priest, Baron, Handmaid, and Prince; and 1 copy of King, Countess, and Princess (#8990-9003) together with this and put them on top of the draw pile. Each opponent draws a card. Draw two cards and play one of them. Card : Binarius	Take Notes 7M Action Draw a card, discard a card, and gain up to three tokens that have the same names as different Things in the discard pile. Card : Bucky	Ancient Codex 8M Thing - Book This Thing's text has the text of the bottom three Things of the discard pile appended to it, with self-references changed to refer to the Ancient Codex and references to specific types of Things changed to refer to Books instead. Card : Bucky
Chamber Maid 0M Action - Attendant Borrow target non-person Thing from another player or the discard pile for the rest of the turn. You may take an extra Action this turn. Don't mind me, I'm just tidying up. Card : Bucky	Populate 8P Action Reveal cards from the top of the deck until one Thing has been revealed for each player. Each player, starting with you, puts one of those Things into play under their control. Card : ChippyYYZ	ReGenerator 1R Thing Once during your turn, you may spend an Energy token to put the top card of the discard pile on top of the deck. At the end of your turn, gain an Energy token if a card entered the discard pile this turn. Card : ChippyYYZ

Nova Seed 8N Thing At the beginning of your turn, rotate this card 90˚ clockwise. When this card completes a clockwise rotation, put it in the discard pile, gain 4 Energy tokens, and draw two cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	It's Over 9000! Action Draw 9 cards, then discard 9 cards. If you drew any cards indexed after 9000 in the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive, you may play one of them and discard one fewer. Card : Binarius	Server Thing Action: Gain control of target food or electronic Thing. Card : Binarius
Reanimated Abomination Thing When this enters play, replace this sentence with the ruletexts of the top two animate Things in the discard pile, with self-references changed to refer to Reanimated Abomination. This destroys itself at the end of your first full turn in control of it. Card : Binarius	No Poaching 0N Thing Whenever an opponent destroys one or more other Things you control, draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Combat Lesson 2C Action Target opponent chooses target Thing of their choice that you don't control. That opponent gains control of this Action. Destroy that Thing and draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Alchemical Treaty 6A Action Draw three cards and gain a Token of any type. Each opponent draws a card and gains three Tokens of the type of their choice. Card : ChippyYYZ	Sneaky Impersonator 1N Reaction Thing Play in resposne to an opponent playing a Thing. The contents of that Thing's text fields are prepended to this Thing's corresponding text fields until this leaves play. Name, cornervalue and flavor text included! Card : Bucky	Generous Impersonator 2N Reaction Thing Play into an opponent's control in resposne to them playing a Thing, and draw cards until your hand is full. This acts as an extra copy of that Thing until this leaves play. Card : Bucky

Echo Boost 3N Reaction Play in response to another player's Action card. They take that Action again. You draw cards until your hand is full. Card : Bucky	Gift Card Thing When you would be required to spend a number of Money tokens up to 5, you may destroy Gift Card instead. Action: Replace Gift Card with a copy of target Thing. Don't spend it all in one place! Card : Binarius	Fleeting Afterglow Thing At the end of any turn in which you play two or more cards, reveal and discard the top card of the draw pile. If it is a Thing, you may put it into your control: if you do, it goes to the discard pile at the beginning of your next turn. Card : Binarius
Unsavory Thing All flavortext is considered blank. Card : Binarius	Newton's Third Law of Dudes 2N Thing Whenever a non-copy living Thing enters play, create a copy of that Thing under the control of a different player of your choice. If either leaves play, destroy the other. For each Dude, there is an Equal and Opposite Dude." - Sir Isaac Newton Card : ChippyYYZ	It's A New Day 0I Action Each player draws until they have 5 cards in hand. Card : ChippyYYZ
Extrapolate 1E Action Draw a card for each non-token Thing you control. Gain a token of each type you already have. Card : ChippyYYZ	Interpolate Action Play any number of Things whose titles are between distinct alphabetically adjacent pairs of your Things. Card : Binarius	Alphabetize the Spice Rack Action Arrange your Things in alphabetical order. Rotate any that are not upright through the smallest angle that will cause them to be upright. Return this card to your hand. Card : Binarius

Strange Tidings Action Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile, then shuffle the top ten cards of the draw pile. View the top three cards of the draw pile. If any of them is a Thing you previously revealed, you may put it into play. Card : Binarius	Clickbait Attack 5C Action Each opponent must play the first card they draw on their next turn if able. Card : ChippyYYZ	Quarantine 0Q Thing Once during your turn, you may put any number of other Things you control under Quarantine face-up, and put any number of cards from your hand under Quarantine face-down. When Quarantine leaves play, put all face-up cards under it into play and all face-down cards under it into your hand. Thing: Destroy Quarantine. Card : ChippyYYZ
Mismantle 9M Action Remove all but one sentence from target Thing. It's been taken apart! ...well, mostly. Card : ChippyYYZ	Impersonate 4N Reaction Play in response to another player's Action card. That player draws a card. You take the Action instead, and may choose new targets for it. Card : Bucky	Afterburner 5N Thing When you take an Action, you may discard a card to take another Action immediately afterwards. You cannot do so recursively. '''That's''' how you set fire on fire. Card : Bucky
Take Notes 6N Action Each opponent discards a card at random. Put them on top of the deck in a random order, then draw a card. Card : Bucky	Gaslight Action It's target opponent's turn, and they just played an Action to let each of their opponents draw a card. Card : Binarius	The Deep Moans Round With Many Voices Action Shuffle any number of living Things from the discard pile and place them on top of the draw pile. Card : Binarius

Slightly Magical Gloves Thing When you play an Action card, attach it to this instead of discarding it. If this has at least 4 attached Actions at the end of your turn, choose one at random: you may play it immediately and move all attached Actions to the discard pile. Card : Binarius	Fountain of Infinite Misfortune Thing - Fountain At the beginning of each of your turns, create 1 Anti-Gold token with "If you control at least 1 Gold token, destroy this token and that token." Card : JakeTheWolfie	Fountain of Infinite Fortune Thing - Fountain At the beginning of each of your turns, create 1 Gold token. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Parallel Timeline Hop Action - Counter Counter target card. You may play this card anytime. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Wishing Fountain 5W Thing Action Spend a Money or Gold token to draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Mining Rig 9M Thing Action: Spend an Energy token or discard a card to gain a Money token. Card : ChippyYYZ
Bound To The Blockchain 0B Thing This card and your tokens can't be targeted or destroyed by opponents. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bland Aftertaste Action - Counter Counter target card without either a subtype or supertype. You may play this card anytime. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Painful Downfall Action - Counter Counter target living thing. You may play this card anytime. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Sudden Atrophy Action - Counter Counter target action. You may play this card anytime. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Flashback Revelation Thing When you play this, attach a Thing in the discard pile that you have previously controlled to it. This does not count as playing that Thing. This and attached Thing move to the discard pile at the end of your turn. Card : Binarius	Pincer Movement Reaction Play in response when an opponent would destroy a Thing you control. Discard a card to prevent its destruction and destroy one of their Things instead. Card : Binarius
Philosophical Debate Action Invite your opponents to discuss Adam Smith's assertion that "Civil government ... is, in reality, instituted for the defense of the rich against the poor" vis-à-vis Locke's labor theory of property while you gain control of target Thing. Card : Binarius	Wedding Ring Thing - Ring When this enters play, if it was played from hand, target opponent creates a copy of this thing. When an opponent with Wedding Ring draws a card, you draw a card. When an opponent with Wedding Ring plays an action, you may copy it. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Ring of Refraction Thing - Ring Whenever an opponent targets you, you may choose to copy the ability with the opponent as the target. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Gem-Embeded Ring Thing - Ring When this comes into play, gain a copy of Gem (#7470). If you don't control a Gem, this is destroyed. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Mine! 7N Reaction Play in response to another player drawing a card. Steal that card and play it if possible. Yoink Card : Bucky	You Snooze You Lose 8N Reaction Play in response to a player ending their turn without playing any cards. They discard their hand. Card : Bucky

Reflexes of a Master 9N Thing Whenever you play a Reaction, gain a Fame token, then win the game if you have four Fame tokens. You may play any Action as a Reaction to another Action at the cost of discarding two other cards. Card : Bucky	Cosmic Crystal 3C Thing - Gem Whenever the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, put the top 4 cards of the deck face-down underneath this card. Action: Discard your hand. Put this card and each card under it into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Cosmic Rift 0C Reaction Play in response to the discard pile being shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied. Destroy target Thing and draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
CosmicCoin 0C Thing Whenever the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, gain 5 Money Tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ	Unfortunate Fall Action Destroy target living thing you control. Exile target thing an opponent controls. It was rather unfortunate when he fell down into the darkest depths of hell. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Portal to Nowhere Thing - Portal Whenever a thing is destroyed, you may instead place it face-down underneath this card and place 1 Item counter on this. If there are 5 Item counters on this, destroy this. If this is destroyed, exile all things underneath this. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Pocket Portal Thing - Portal When this enters play, exile target thing you control. Once per turn, you may choose to exile target thing you control. If you do, return a thing exiled with this back into your control. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Make Notes 1O Action Put a copy of any card from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive into your hand. You can't play it until after it's left your hand. Card : Bucky	Fake Notes 2O Thing If an opponent's cards would interact with your hand in any way, they instead act as though this card were your entire hand. Fake Notes are destroyed if they'd be discarded. Card : Bucky

Break Notes 3O Action Ban half the cards in target opponent's hand, rounded down, from the game, chosen randomly. Card : Bucky	Forsake Notes Action Target player discards their hand and draws the same number of cards. Card : Binarius	The Gingerbread Man Thing Play The Gingerbread Man into the next player's control. When a player's turn begins, the next player gains control of The Gingerbread Man. If a player controls The Gingerbread Man during their turn, they may destroy it and draw 3 cards. Card : Binarius
Freeze Solid Action Rotate target Thing 90° counterclockwise. Its controller may choose to destroy it or return it to their hand. It may not be rotated and its abilities are considered blank until it enters the discard pile or thaws in a player's hand for a full turn. Card : Binarius	Bad Publicity Is Still Publicity 8B Thing Whenever you or a Thing you control becomes the target of an effect, you may draw a card after that effect resolves. Card : ChippyYYZ	Interview 9I Action Target opponent must reveal either their hand, or an Action and a Thing from their hand. Draw a card for each card revealed this way. Card : ChippyYYZ
Netherworld Leak 5N Thing You may play the bottom card of the discard pile as though it were in your hand. Whenever you play the bottom card of the discard pile this way, or whenever you end your turn having controlled Netherworld Leak since your last turn, the next player gains control of Netherworld Leak. Card : ChippyYYZ	Lake Notes 4O Action Create three Thing cards named "Water" with no text. Play one and put the other two in your hand. Card : Bucky	Shake Notes 5O Action Shuffle your hand into the discard pile. Then return the same number of cards from the top of the discard pile to your hand. Card : Bucky

Bake Notes 6O Action Gain a Flame token that has the text "At the start of your turn, destroy this and draw two cards." Card : Bucky	Rake Notes Action Target opponent discards half their hand, rounding down. You may put a card discarded this way into your hand. Card : Binarius	Stalemate Rule Thing If the game would end with a non-winning player holding no cards in their hand, the game ends with no winner instead. Card : Binarius
Exposed Weakness Thing Play this card into target player's control. Discard a card whenever another of your non-token Things is destroyed. Card : Binarius	Black Lotus 0 Thing - Artifact Tap and Destroy Black Lotus: Gain 3 mana tokens of any color with "Destroy this token at the end of your turn." There cannot be more than 1 Black Lotus in any deck. Illegal in most Dvorak formats, including this one. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Black Hole Thing - Sink At the beginning of your turn, place 1 Time counter on Black Hole. Then, either exile things you control equal to the number of Time counters on Black Hole or destroy Black Hole. Once each turn, exile target thing. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Delay the Inevitible Action - Counter Counter target card. Instead of discarding it, exile it. It's owner may play it for free at the beginning of their next turn. You may play this anytime. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Take Notes 7O Action Look at the top three cards of the draw pile, put one of them in your hand, and write down and reveal the names of the other two. Card : Bucky	Take Notes 8O Reaction Play in response to an opponent drawing cards. Look at those cards and put one of them in your hand. Card : Bucky

Take Nodes 9O Action Create two Node tokens, then choose a number of Nodes in play equal to the number of Nodes you have and gain control of them. Card : Bucky	Brother of the Angle Thing Action and Thing: Draw a card, discard a card, and gain a Fish token. Your Things are indestructible until your next turn. I have laid aside business, and gone a-fishing. Card : Binarius	Disrupted Supply Lines Thing Play this card into target opponent's control. In order to play a Thing, you must first play an Action and return another Thing you control (besides this) to your hand. Card : Binarius
Wordle Thing Action: Choose a five-letter word. If you have previously used this ability, it must share at least one letter in common with the last word you chose. Gain control of target Thing whose title contains that word. Card : Binarius	Miniaturized Micro-cosm Machine Action - Counter Counter target card. Instead of discarding it, exile it. Instead of discarding Miniaturized Micro-cosm Machine, exile it. You may play this anytime. MMM Card : JakeTheWolfie	The Judge Thing Action: Exile target card. It's owner gains control of The Judge. "..and I pronounce you guilty of all charges. Your punishment will be eternal banishment from this kingdom." -The Judge, speaking to a bowl of noodles Card : JakeTheWolfie
Fame or Fortune Action Starting with you, each player votes for Fame or Fortune, with your vote being the tiebreaker. If Fame gets more votes, for each opponent, they give you control of target thing they own. If Fortune gets more votes, for each opponent, create 2 gold tokens. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Take Goats 9T Action Gain control of up to two target animal Things (living or non-living). Card : ChippyYYZ	Make Boats 9M Thing Action: Gain a Wood token. Action: Spend a Wood token to create a Blank Thing named Boat under your control. As long as you control three or more boats, you may draw and play an extra card each turn. Card : ChippyYYZ

Blake Lotes 0B Thing Once during your turn, you may destroy this card to draw three cards. Discard those cards at the end of your turn ''(if they're still in your hand)'' Card : ChippyYYZ	Ferry Thing - Boat Alternate abilities, Sending first. Action - Send: Specify an opponent and attach one or more of your other Things to Ferry. At the beginning of your next turn, the opponent gains control of attached Things. Action - Receive: Specify target Thing belonging to the same opponent. If it is still in play at the beginning of your next turn, gain control of it. Card : Binarius	Lifeboat Thing If you would be eliminated with Lifeboat in your hand or in your control, destroy your Things and discard your hand instead, then draw two cards. Card : Binarius
Hydrofoil Thing - Boat At the end of your turn, if you have played two or more cards during the turn, draw a card. Otherwise, return Hydrofoil to your hand. If you end your turn without playing any cards, discard a card first. Card : Binarius	Ache Oats Thing Whenever a player draws a card, you may discard a card to prevent them from drawing. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Unlimited Funding Thing You may look at the top card of the deck at any time. You may play the top card of the deck at any time that it would be legal. You have no maximum hand size, and can play any number of cards from your hand at any time that it would be legal. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Skeleton Dancers Thing Playing actions from your hand doesn't count as playing an action. You may play actions from the discard pile. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Last Ditch Effort Action Draw all of the cards in the deck. You may play 1 additional action this turn. At the end of this turn, you lose the game. Card : JakeTheWolfie	CounterCounterspell Action - Counter Counter target Action with subtype counter. You may play this at any time while using this ability. Alternatively, gain a copy of Parallel Timeline Hop (#9040). "Thinking one step ahead." Card : JakeTheWolfie

Overtime Pay 1O Thing Whenever you play an Action card or put a Thing into play from your hand, gain a Money token if it's an extra turn or another player's turn. Card : ChippyYYZ

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