Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 8801-8900

Dissect 7D Action Destroy target Thing and draw a card. Its controller draws two cards, then discards a card. "He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." -Gandalf Card : ChippyYYZ	Gravitomagnet Thing You control every tangible Thing in play that is not capable of flight or affixed to an immovable object. Action: Transfer Gravitomagnet into target player's control. Card : Binarius	Death Blossom Thing - Weapon Play Death Blossom onto target Thing. Thing and Action: If you did not play any cards last turn, destroy Death Blossom and all other Things except for attached Thing. Card : Binarius
Sweep Under the Rug Action Put target Thing face-down under another Thing in play. Card : Binarius	Choice of Allies 4C Action Each opponent draws three cards. For each opponent, look at that opponent's hand, then put a card from their hand into your hand. You may play one extra Action or Thing this turn for each opponent you have. Card : ChippyYYZ	Three Bears 0T Thing When this card enters play, if it's not a token, gain 2 tokens that count as copies of it. Action: Return target Thing to its controller's hand if they have fewer cards in hand than the number of bears you control. Card : ChippyYYZ
Ten Thousand Rats 5T Action/Thing As an Action: Each player discards their hand. As a Thing: You and non-rat Things you control can't be targeted by Actions. At the end of your turn, discard a random card or destroy this. Card : ChippyYYZ	It's an Older Meme, Sir, But It Checks Out Reaction Play immediately in response when an opponent plays a card whose title contains a pop culture reference. You may negate that card's effects on you. You and that opponent may draw a card. Card : Binarius	Dancing Mania Thing Play this card into any player's control. At the end of your turn, rotate all of your other Things 360˚ clockwise and destroy one of them at random. Card : Binarius

Pub Quiz Action Draw three cards. For each one, read its ruletext out loud: if an opponent correctly guesses its title on their first try, they put it into their hand. Card : Binarius	Warning Shot 1W Action Target Thing. Draw a card. You may play an additional Action this turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Workshop 8W Action Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card. Draw two cards, then discard a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Frontal Armor Plating 9F Thing When this enters play, attach it to a Thing you control. If that Thing leaves play, this card leaves play likewise. This card and the card it's attached to can't be destroyed by Actions with ruletext that begins with the word "destroy". Card : ChippyYYZ	Vulcan Cannon Thing - Weapon This comes into play with 5 Vulcan Ammo tokens. Gain one at the end of your turn and whenever a player draws or plays a card. If this would be destoyed, you may instead return it to your hand and destroy your Vulcan Ammo tokens. Action: Spend 10 Vulcan Ammo tokens to destroy target Thing. Card : Binarius	Concussion Missile Thing - Weapon Action: Toss this card such that you release it beyond your edge of the table. Destroy it and the opponent's Thing it touches first. Card : Binarius
Proximity Mine Thing - Weapon Play this card into target player's control. When you gain control of another tangible Thing, destroy it and Proximity Mine. Card : Binarius	Tactical Retreat 8J Reaction Play in response to some of your Things becoming a target. Return any number of the targeted non-token Things to your hand. Card : Bucky	Tanker Truck 9J Thing Use Tanker Truck's Action ability only once each turn. Action: gain a Fuel token with the text "If you haven't burnt any Fuel yet during your turn, you may burn this to take an extra Action." Card : Bucky

Showdown 1K Thing When you end your turn without playing any cards, destroy this. When an opponent ends their turn without playing any cards, eliminate them. Card : Bucky	Wall of Wind Action - Air If your hand contains only Actions, play every card in your hand. Card : Binarius	Well of Things Thing - Water Remove the top five Things from the draw pile (have a non-player do this if possible). Shuffle them face-down, put them under this, and shuffle the draw pile. If there are any cards under this, put one face-up on top of this: all cards in the stack count as a single Thing with the properties of only the top card, until it leaves play. When Well of Things leaves play, gain a Water token. Card : Binarius
Will of the Mountain Thing - Earth Players may only play cards during their own turns. When an opponent draws a card after their first during their turn, they must discard a card. An opponent who plays two cards in a turn may not draw at the beginning of their next turn. Action (global): Draw a card. Card : Binarius	Wool over the Eyes 2K Reaction - Cloth Play in response to an opponent playing an Action. All of their choices for that Action are made at random. Card : Bucky	Spindle and Loom 3K Thing Action: Gain a Thread token. Action: Combine four Thread tokens into a Cloth token. You are immune to injury from ice and cold if you have at least two Cloth Things. Card : Bucky
NFT 3N Thing If this card would enter play under a player's control, remove it from the game instead. It counts as a Thing you control, but is not in play. Card : ChippyYYZ	Incineration Module 8I Thing Action cards you play gain the text "Gain a Flame Token. You may discard an Action card to destroy target Thing." Card : ChippyYYZ	Mystify 7M Action Each player reveals their hand. Choose any number of cards in players' hands. Starting with the next player, each player discards the chosen cards and draws that many cards. You do something mysterious. They recognize that they have more to learn from this world. Card : ChippyYYZ

Garbage Truck Thing - Vehicle Garbage Truck and cards attached to it are not under any player's control. When another tangible Thing would be destroyed, attach it to Garbage Truck until the end of its controller's next turn, then move it to the discard pile. Card : Binarius	Fly High Action This turn, when you would discard a card, you may choose not to. You have no hand size limit until your next turn. Card : Binarius	Combo Maker Action An Action in your hand gains "You may play another Action this turn. If you do, gain a Combo token." Card : Binarius
Crumble 7C Action Destroy target Thing with fewer than two sentences in its ruletext. OR destroy up to three target Tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ	Personal Favorite 6P Thing This card enters play attached to a Thing of your choice. Cards with the same creator as the attached Thing can't destroy the attached Thing or this card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Ritual Brazier 3R Thing When this card enters play, gain a Flame token. Whenever a non-token Thing is destroyed, if you control a Flame token, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Silk Bindings 4K Thing - Cloth When you play this, attach it to another Thing. The attached Thing is immune to injury from ice and cold. Any sentences of the attached Thing that require its owner to make a choice instead have no effect. Card : Bucky	Wrath of Winter 5K Action - Cold Destroy all Things that are neither made of cloth, nor burning, nor adjacent to a burning Thing. Card : Bucky	Frostbite 6K Action - Cold Target player discards two cards at random and can't play Action cards from their hand next turn. (They can still use Action abilities) Card : Bucky

Multiply by 1000 Action Gain 999 copies of target thing you control. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Poker Chip Thing When this is played, everyone antes 1 USD into the pot. Whoever wins this game takes everything from the pot. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Juice that makes you explode Thing - Consumable Action: Throw your entire hand up in the air, as if it was confetti, treat your hand as if it was discarded. Choose target sentient thing you control. That thing is now a stand-in for you as the player. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Discard Pass Thing You may destroy this pass at any time during your turn. If you do, for the rest of your turn, when you would discard a card, you may choose not to, and you have no hand size limit until your next turn. Card : Binarius	Toque Thing You are immune to injury from ice and cold. If the temperature outside is lower than 15 ˚C, draw a card when you play this. If it is lower than 10 ˚C, your hand size limit is increased by 1. Card : Binarius	Regeneration Module Thing Action cards you play gain the text "You may return a Thing you control to your hand, draw a card, and gain a Mana token." Card : Binarius
Backwards Memory 5B Thing When this would go to the discard pile from play or from your hand, swap it with the top card of the discard pile. An Action that would be put into play this way is played. Forget negative memories to make new ones. Card : ChippyYYZ	eDestroyer 0E Action Destroy target Thing unless its controller reveals their hand and discards all cards with titles or cornervalues that contain a lower case 'e'. Card : ChippyYYZ	Misalign 8M Reaction Play in response to a card becoming attached to a Thing. Attach it to a different Thing with the same controller instead, or discard two cards to attach it to any Thing instead. Card : ChippyYYZ

Penny for Your Thoughts Action Pay target opponent a token to view their hand. Card : Binarius	Token Jar Thing At the beginning of your turn and whenever you play a card, you may roll a die to reach into the jar and gain a token of the corresponding type: 1. Water, 2. Flame, 3. Zombie, 4. Energy, 5. Money, 6. your choice. Card : Binarius	A Prophecy Foretold Thing On your fifth turn after this card is played, if you hold at least five cards in hand and control fewer Things than all of your opponents, you win. Otherwise, destroy this card. Card : Binarius
Snowpocalypse 7K Thing - Ice Each player gains an Ice token at the start of their turn unless they have a burning Thing. At the end of your turn, eliminate each player that has at least five Ice tokens. Card : Bucky	Trench Coat 8K Thing - Cloth You may have any action that targets you target this instead, affecting it as a player that you make all decisions for and that has nothing in hand; after the action, destroy this. Card : Bucky	Arctic Boon 9K Action - Cold Return target nonliving Thing to its owner's hand OR destroy target living Thing OR target player can't play Actions and Things during their next turn. Card : Bucky
Sightseeing Tour Thing Play this into the previous player's control. At the end of your turn, the tour moves to the previous player, and its original player may draw a card and gain a Keychain, Shot Glass, or Refrigerator Magnet token with your name on it. When the tour returns to its original player, move it to the discard pile. Welcome home! Card : Binarius	Firewalk Thing This enters play with three Flame tokens. At any time during your turn, you may discard two Actions and end your turn. If you do, draw three cards and Firewalk gains "You are immune to injury from fire and heat." Card : Binarius	Two Left Feet Thing Play this card into any player's control. Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn if you have no cards in hand. If you have two or fewer cards in hand, you may not play cards. Card : Binarius

Plunderbolt 1P Action Destroy target Thing with a cornervalue. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may gain Money Tokens equal to a digit in the destroyed Thing's cornervalue. Card : ChippyYYZ	Debris Bullet 2D Action Choose target Thing. If you give its controller a number of your Tokens equal to the highest digit in its cornervalue (minimum 1), destroy it. Card : ChippyYYZ	Lingering Flame 4L Thing At the end of your turn, if you control no other Things, you may return an Action card you played this turn to your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ
Exit Aria 1K Action Choose a Thing. Perform its per-turn abilities and optionally an Action and/or Thing ability, in their order within a turn, three times. Then return it to its controller's hand. Card : Bucky	Recitative 2K Action Reveal the top card of the deck. Play it twice if possible, or discard it twice if it can't be played. Card : Bucky	Mezzo-Soprano 3K Thing At the start of your turn, target opponent reveals a random card from their hand. Action: Name a card and an opponent. The opponent discards any cards in their hand with the chosen name and draws that many cards. At the end of your turn, reveal a card from your own hand. Card : Bucky
Dark Fluid Anti-Thing If you end your turn without playing any cards, a local excess of negative mass-energy causes you to gain control of a random Thing in play if possible: you are considered to have played that Thing after the end of your turn, and its former controller gains control of this card. Card : Binarius	Sandpaper Thing If a card with a cornervalue would cause you to discard any cards, you may return this to your hand to discard one fewer. Action: Reduce a positive number in target Thing's cornervalue by 1. Card : Binarius	Encore Action Return a Thing that left play from your control during an opponent's most recent turn to your control and gain an Applause token. Card : Binarius

Enough Outta You 4E Action Destroy three target Things that share a creator (There must be three valid targets). Card : ChippyYYZ	Power Leak 9P Thing When this enters play, target player gains control of it. At the beginning of your turn, the player with the fewest total cards in hand and Things in play draws two cards, or one card if there are only two players, or no cards if it's you. Card : ChippyYYZ	Power Play 9P Thing Players who would discard down to their maximum hand size discard 1 card instead. When you have eight cards in hand at the start of your turn, you win. When another player has nine cards in hand at the start of their turn, they win. Card : ChippyYYZ
Grave Wand Thing Once per turn while this is in the discard pile, its most recent controller may put the card immediately above it into their hand by discarding a card of the same type. Card : Binarius	Hype Man Thing Specify an opponent when this comes into play. Whenever they play an Action, you may immediately play an Action in response. If you do, they may negate your Action's effects on them or draw a card. Card : Binarius	On the Hunt Action The first time you play this, you may return it to your hand at the end of your turn. If you do, each opponent may move a living Thing they control to their hand. Each subsequent time you play this, destroy target living Thing; instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return this to your hand. Card : Binarius
Refrain 4K Thing When you play this, attach an Action to it from your hand. At the start of your turn, you may destroy this. If you don't, instead of drawing a card, play the attached Action, but it remains attached rather than going to the discard pile afterwards. Card : Bucky	Montage 5K Action End the turn. Start an extra turn. End the turn. Start an extra turn. End the turn. Yes, you get your start-of-turn draws. Card : Bucky	Rest 6K Thing At the end of your turn, if you played no cards this turn, gain a Sleep token. You win the game if you have eight or more. Card : Bucky

Running on Fumes Thing If your hand is empty during your turn, you may play the top card of the draw pile and end your turn. Card : Binarius	Moving Day Action Move your non-token Things to your hand and dispose of each of your tokens by either destroying it or donating it to an opponent. Target opponent does likewise, then trades seats with you. Card : Binarius	Hole Up Action You may only play this card if you have not yet played any cards or activated any abilities this turn. End your turn. During their next turn, each opponent may not play cards or activate abilities. If you do not do so during your next turn, each opponent may not do so during their following turn either. Card : Binarius
Cutting Edge 1C Thing During your turn, you may reveal the top card of the deck. You may play the top card of the deck while it's revealed (this counts as one of your plays for the turn). Card : ChippyYYZ	Strained Supply Lines 9S Thing Whenever an opponent plays their second card in a turn, return target Thing they control to their hand unless they discard a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Among You ඞ Thing You do not count as any player's opponent for the purposes of any cards (Your opponents still count as your opponents). Card : ChippyYYZ
Backing Vocalist 7K Thing After you play an Action card, Backing Vocalist takes the same Action with all the same decisions if possible. (If any of those decisions and/or the Action as a whole are now invalid, Backing Vocalist skips the Action) Card : Bucky	Pedant 8K Thing All cards are interpreted as literally as possible. Card : Bucky	Curtain Call 9K Action Return all Things in the discard pile to play. Gain control of all Things. Rotate each one 90 degrees and back. Finally, all Tokens vanish and you shuffle the rest of the Things into the draw pile. Card : Bucky

Monotony Thing Each player must play exactly one card per turn. Card : Binarius	Daily Grind Thing When you play this, attach an Action from your hand to it. If a player would end their turn without playing an Action, they instead play a copy of the attached Action. Card : Binarius	The Waiting Game Thing If only one player has not played any cards after this card entered play, move this card to the discard pile and they may draw five cards, discard down to five, and begin their turn. Card : Binarius
X = 5 X5 Thing Whenever the numerical amount X is on a card, substitiute it with 5. A constant variable, I must say! Card : JakeTheWolfie	Secret Stash X Action Draw X cards from the deck, and place them face-down in a pile next to you. You may view any and all cards from this pile at any time. Instead of drawing from the main deck, you may draw any card from this pile. Squirreling away some cards for the winer. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Copious amounts of Money X Thing During the beginning of your turn, multiply the amount of money tokens (or other valuable tokens) by X Exponentiating the growth of my wealth is critical to going to space! Card : JakeTheWolfie
Crazy Eights 8 Action Draw eight cards, then discard eight cards minus the number of cards you drew with "8" or "eight" on them. Play any number of "8" or "eight" cards. At the end of your turn, look at the top card of the draw pile; if it has "8" or "eight", you may exchange it with a card from your hand. Card : Binarius	The Break of Dawn Thing You may play an Action card (counting toward your per-turn limit) before you draw at the beginning of your turn. If you do, you may draw once and discard once at the end of your turn. Card : Binarius	No News Is Good News Action View target opponent's hand. If they do not hold any cards that could destroy a Thing or force you to discard cards, draw two cards and give one of them to the opponent. Card : Binarius

Countdown X Thing At the beginning of your turn, reduce the value of X by 1. If X = 0, Destroy this thing. It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN Kazoo Sounds Card : JakeTheWolfie	Inflated Values X Action Multiply the current value of X by 2. Inflate it like a Balloon Card : JakeTheWolfie	Varied Gems XG Action Gain X copies of Gem (#7470). Lots of precious (and useless) gems, all in your control! Card : JakeTheWolfie
Variable-Strength Attack 1L Action Discard X cards, or your whole hand if you don't have that many. Destroy X+1 Things. If X is otherwise undefined, use X=2. Card : Bucky	Hand Amplifier 2L Action Draw X Cards. X is the number of cards in your hand minus one, or 4 if you have no cards in hand. Card : Bucky	Adapter Node 3L Thing X is the number of Nodes you control. Y is four minus X, to a minimum of one. You may discard a card to gain X Energy tokens and Y Money tokens. Card : Bucky
Roman Arithmetic X Thing Any valid sequence of the letters I, V, X, L, C, D, and M may be interpreted as representing the equivalent number in Roman numerals. Card : Binarius	Collatz Contraption X Thing At the beginning of your turn, if X is even, divide it by 2; otherwise, multiply it by 3 and add 1. If X is undefined when this enters play, use X = 3. Card : Binarius	Huddle Thing When this enters play, turn any number of your other Things face-down. Your face-down Things are untargetable. When this leaves play, turn all of your Things face-up. Move this to the discard pile at the beginning of your turn. Card : Binarius

Metal Slicer 1M Action Destroy target Thing. That Thing's destruction this way can't be prevented by effects of Things. Card : ChippyYYZ

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