To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Postcrossing/T/Action (global): Send target opponent a token named after a country, city, or other named location. Draw a card.skipcard Scholarly Robes (4S)/T/Your maximum hand size is increased by 1.<BR>Once during your turn, you may draw a card if you have 5 or more cards in hand.skipcard Wizardly Robes (3W)/T/Once during your turn, you may discard a card to gain a Mana Token.<BR>When you play an Action card, you may spend a Mana Token to insert "Draw a card or gain a Token of your choice." anywhere in that Action's text. ("<div style="text-align: center;">Behold robes?<BR>Y/N</div>")skipcard Slam Against (1S)/A/For each of two target Things, roll a d6 and add a number in that Thing's cornervalue to the result. Destroy the Thing with the lower result, or both Things if it's a tie.skipcard Clerical Robes/T/Once during your turn, you may discard a card to gain a Divine Protection token with "Consume this to prevent a Thing's destruction" if you have none. Action: Destroy target evil or undead Thing.skipcard Infinity Abridged/T/Whenever a card is drawn, move the top ten cards of the draw pile to the discard pile.skipcard Prevenge/A/It's probably only a matter of time until target opponent destroys one of your Things. Destroy one of their Things first.skipcard Ultimate Palm Strike (5H)/A/Destroy a Thing. If your hand is empty, destroy all the other Things, too.skipcard Recover (6H)/A/Draw two cards. If your hand was empty before drawing, draw three more cards.skipcard Rags to Riches (7H)/T/When you play this, discard your hand.%r%rAction: If your hand is full, win the game.skipcard On the House/A/Every player may draw a card.skipcard Surprise Attack/T/Play this card during an opponent's turn if you did not play an Action during your most recent turn. Destroy target Thing they control.skipcard Deft Grab/T/Action: If you don't have any cards in hand, put the top card of the discard pile into your hand.skipcard Terminal Illness (8H)/A/Give an opponent a Cancer token with "If you have five Cancer tokens, you lose". If your hand is empty, give them three more copies of that token.skipcard Closing Remark (9H)/A/Play an Action from the discard. If your hand is empty, you may play a second Action from the discard. Either way, end your turn.skipcard The House (1I)/T/When you play this, put a token of any type on it. %rWhenever a token is put on The House, every player gains a copy of it; if you gain a token for any other reason, you may put it on The House.skipcard Pyromancer (F)/T/At the start of your turn, destroy all things with a Pyromancy counter. If this is destroyed, destroy all things with a Pyromancy counter. Any player who has 3 Pyromancy tokens is eliminated. Action: Give target thing/player a Pyromancy counter.skipcard Cryomancer (I)/T/At the start of your turn, destroy all Cryomancy counters. Any things/players that have a Cryomancy counter cannot be destroyed by fire, nor can they perform actions. Action: Give target thing/player a Cryomancy counter.skipcard Electromancer (E)/T/At the start of your turn, all non-metallic things with a Electromancy counter are destroyed. If a player has 3 Electromancy tokens, they are eliminated. Electromancer cannot be destroyed with electricity.Action: Give target thing/player a Electromancy counter.skipcard Strike Down (0S)/A/Target opponent discards all but one card from their hand and chooses a Thing you control. Destroy all other Things you control.skipcard Build Up (7B)/A/Each opponent may put a Thing card from their hand into play under anyone's control. Draw five cards then discard down to your max hand size.skipcard Fortifications (4F)/T/Each Thing you control with a digit from 5-9 in its cornervalue can't be destroyed by opponents' cards.<BR>Fortifications can't be destroyed by a card without a digit from 5-9 in its cornervalue.skipcard Binoculars (2I)/T/When you draw a card, you may look at the card below it.skipcard Revoke Fate (3I)/A/Shuffle the deck, then draw a card. Destroy all Curse, Omen and Doom tokens.skipcard Hand of Fate (4I)/T/Play in response to an opponent shuffling the deck or choosing something at random. Prevent the deck from being shuffled or dictate that choice. You may look at and rearrange the top six cards of the deck.skipcard Cursed Deck (C4)/T/Whenever a player draws from the deck, you may instead give them this card.skipcard 1000 Ninjas who can't fight for nothing./T/While this is in play, no player may play cards which have any thematical similarities. ("It's a common rule that the more Ninjas you have, the less effective they all are.")skipcard Snipe/A/Destroy target thing. This ignores indestructibility, and cannot be prevented.skipcard Fade/A/Until the beginning of your next turn, opponents may not target your Things or cards in your hand without your consent.<BR><BR>Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may recover this card from the discard pile at the beginning of your next turn instead of drawing from the draw pile.skipcard Spyglass/T/Action: View a random card in target opponent's hand.skipcard Marine Layer/T/Actions may not target Things. At the end of each player's turn, after discarding down to their maximum hand size if necessary, they discard a card. Marine Layer moves to the discard pile at the beginning of your turn.skipcard Pickup Bot (9P)/T/When this Thing enters play, move target card from the discard pile to your hand.<BR>Turn: Return Pickup Bot to your hand.skipcard In Tribute (9T)/A/Treat this sentence as the Action Ability of a Thing card in the discard pile of your choice.skipcard Disciplinary Action (8D)/A/Target opponent discards two cards and destroys a Thing they control. Create a copy of a random card from the Novels booster pack and add it to their hand. ("No electronics for you. Read something instead.")skipcard Riches to Rags (7H)/T/When you play this, steal the hands of all opponents.%r Action: If your hand is empty, you win the game.skipcard Poisonous Dart/T/Sacrifice Poisonous Dart, Action: Destroy target living thing. ("Poison means that if you eat it, you'll die. Venom means that if it eats you, you'll die.")skipcard Endless Quiver/T/Action: Gain an arrow token.skipcard Virtual Card Pair (α)/T/Unplayable. If you would discard this, shuffle it into the draw pile instead. If five or more cards remain in your hand when you discard this, put the draw pile's topmost Action and Thing into your hand first.skipcard Baggage Inspector/T/Play into any player's control.<BR>When you would draw a card, instead put the top card of the draw pile under Baggage Inspector. At the beginning and end of your turns, flip a coin if there are any cards under inspection: on heads, put one into your hand. If you choose not to draw cards for a whole turn, Baggage Inspector senses that it would operate more efficiently in target opponent's control.skipcard What in the world can <i>that</i> be?/A/Exchange a Thing you control with an opponent's Thing. ("Well, I could have sworn I saw something... No matter.")skipcard Actuator (5I)/T/Once per round, you may spend two tokens to take an extra Action during your turn.%r%rAction: Gain an Energy tokenskipcard Smoke Screen (6I)/T/Once per round, you may spend three tokens including at least one Smoke token to play a Thing in response to an opponent's card.%r%rThing: Gain a Smoke token.skipcard Ignite (7I)/A/Gain two Smoke tokens. Put a Flame token on a Thing. If it still has a Flame token on it at the end of the turn, destroy both it and the Flame token.skipcard Noble Ancestry/T/Your hand size is increased by one. Any opponent who causes you to lose control of a non-token Thing must discard a card.skipcard Flagon of Havoc/T/Action: Shuffle at least three cards into the draw pile. For each one, the Flagon receives into itself the topmost Action in the discard pile. If the Flagon is destroyed, one of its Actions takes refuge in your hand.<BR>Action: Drink from the Flagon, invoking the effects of a random Action within.skipcard Conjure from Shadow/A/Search the draw pile for a tangible Thing. Shuffle the draw pile, then shuffle the Thing into the top ten cards of the draw pile.skipcard Burdens (7B)/T/When Burdens enters play, target player gains control of it.<BR>You can't play cards whose cornervalues share a symbol with the cornervalue of a Thing you control.skipcard (Don't) Forget The Past (7D)/T/When a player plays a card from the discard pile or puts a card in the discard pile into their hand, they discard a card afterward.<BR>Action: Put a card from the discard pile into your hand. Destroy this card at the end of the turn.skipcard Lunamancer (0L)/T/When Lunamancer enters play, create a random card from the Moons booster pack and put it into play under your control.<BR>Opponents who control a moon can't target you with non-moon Actions.skipcard Appeal to the Heavens/A/Choose a number of cards from the Moons booster pack equal to the number of players. Shuffle them together and deal one into each player's control.skipcard Overtake/A/Target opponent with one or two more cards in hand than you gives you a card. Draw a card.skipcard Rendezvous Point/T/When an animate Thing you control would be destroyed, you may instead move it Up Your Sleeve until the end of your next turn and then return it to your hand.skipcard Lesser Guardian (4G)/T/Opponent's cards without a digit from 5-9 in their cornervalues can't destroy Lesser Guardian or force you to discard cards.skipcard Greater Guardian (5G)/T/Opponent's cards without a digit from 6-9 in their cornervalues can't destroy Greater Guardian or force you to discard cards.skipcard What Might Have Been (7W)/A/Play a card from the discard pile. If you discarded that card since the start of your last turn, draw two cards.skipcard Carronade/T/Thing - Load: Gain a Round Shot token. Action - Ram: Spend a Round Shot token; Carronade gains one use of "Action - Fire: Remove target tangible Thing from the game."skipcard Weather Gage/T/If an opponent would destroy one of your Things, you may either prevent its destruction or destroy a Thing they control in response. If you begin your turn holding the Weather Gage but end your turn without playing any cards, either discard a card or relinquish control of it. Action or Thing (global) - Maneuver: Flip a coin or discard a card to gain the Weather Gage.skipcard Lay Smoke/A/Return a Thing you control to your hand. Opponents' Actions may not target you or your Things until the beginning of your next turn.skipcard Transparent Draw (5T)/A/Draw two cards. You may reveal your hand. If you do, draw another card.skipcard Summoning Spell (4S)/A/Look at the top X cards of the deck, where X is a digit in the cornervalue of a card you reveal from your hand. You may put a Thing card from among those cards into play under your control.skipcard Wild Magic (9W)/T/When you would play an Action card with a cornervalue, reveal the top X cards of the deck, where X is a digit in that card's cornervalue. You must swap the played Action with an Action card revealed this way if possible. Then shuffle the deck. Draw a card if no Action card was revealed this way.skipcard Wand of Amplification/T/When you play Wand of Amplification, repeat the effects of the next Action you play this turn. <BR>Action: Return Wand of Amplification to your hand.skipcard Walk It Off/T/Play immediately in response when one of your Things is destroyed. Draw a card. You may play it if you wish.skipcard Repotentiate/A/Move target Thing to the top of the draw pile.skipcard Mana Burn (M5)/A/Target player loses all of their Mana Tokens.skipcard Mana Polarizer (M4)/T/At the start of your turn, gain a Mana Token and choose one:%r Destroy one of your things, or gain a Life Drain counter.%r If you have 5 Life Drain counters or you destroy Life Drain counters you control, you lose the game.skipcard Mana Crystal (M3)/T/If you do not have Gem (#7470) in your hand or in control, you may not play this.%rAt the beginning of your turn, gain a Mana Token.skipcard Nothing Personal, Kid/A/Gain control of target Thing. Give its former controller a card from your hand.skipcard Same-Day Delivery/A/Target opponent gives you a Thing from their hand and gains a Money token. If their hand contains no Things, they instead give you the next Thing they draw and refund you the Money token in apology for the delay.skipcard Bookmobile/T/When this enters play, put a copy of a card in the Novels booster pack into your hand, then shuffle a copy of every other card in the pack together and place them face-down under this. The next time each player would draw a card, they instead take a card from the Bookmobile. Once per turn, a player with a Novel may shuffle it back into the Bookmobile and draw a new one.skipcard Inverse Law Of Ninjas (I6)/T/Any player who has the most things may not win the game, nor use actions from their things.skipcard Jellify (J3)/A/Destroy target thing and gain a Jelly token.skipcard Faulty Die (D4)/T/Attach to target player.%r Whenever attached player uses an action, that player rolls 1d4. On a 1, the effect does nothing.skipcard Rushed Rollout/A/Play up to two Things, then discard your hand.skipcard Giant Foam Die/T/When a card calls for a die to be rolled, you may decide its result. Action: Throw Giant Foam Die into target opponent's control, knocking a random other Thing they control back into their hand, or into the discard pile if it is a tangible Thing.skipcard Meh/A/Draw a card.skipcard Throwing Stone (3T)/A/Gain an Earth Token<BR> OR give target opponent a token you control. They discard a card.<BR><BR>Draw a card.skipcard Timeline Twist (3T)/A/Draw a card. Look at the top 5 cards of the deck. Put one of them in the discard pile, shuffle the deck, then put a card from the discard pile on top of the deck.<BR>You may play an additional Action this turn.skipcard Bid For Power (1B)/A/Choose target player and roll a d6. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may roll the d6 again and choose which result to keep. That player draws that many cards minus 2 <i>(to draw a negative card this way, discard a card)</i>.skipcard Stepping Stone/T/You may only play Stepping Stone if it is the only card in your hand. You may draw a card anytime your hand is empty. If you have four or more cards in hand, shuffle Stepping Stone back into the draw pile.skipcard Hacking Time/T/When you play this, draw as many cards as you have opponents; your opponents may not draw cards before your next turn. Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of your opponents. ("<div style="text-align: center; white-space: pre;">YOU ARE ABOUT TO HACK TIME,<BR>ARE YOU SURE?<BR>>YES NO </div>")skipcard Boss Makes a Dollar,<BR>I Make a Dime/A/Draw three cards and give target opponent a card from your hand.skipcard En Croissant/A/If you played a thing that was destroyed last turn by an opponent's thing, destroy said opponent's thing. (""Don't you mean en passant?"")skipcard King/T/When this enters play, all other players gain a copy of this. If this is destroyed, discarded, or otherwise removed from your control, you lose the game. If this would be destroyed, you may instead choose one of your other things to be destroyed.skipcard Check/A/Force target player to destroy one of their non-token things.skipcard Cannon (炮)/T/The position of a Thing in play may not be adjusted except by the following abilities. Action (global): Move a Thing you control in a straight line without touching or passing over other cards.<BR>Action: Destroy target Thing if exactly one card or pile of cards is inbetween it and Cannon. Move Cannon into the destroyed Thing's former position. You retain control of Cannon.skipcard And Stay Down/A/Destroy target Thing. If you can't, move it to the discard pile. If that doesn't work, remove it from the game, rendering it blank first if necessary. If it would somehow return, rip it in half, then take it out and <i>burn</i> it.skipcard Is There Any Red Port Left?/A/The next player in turn order gives you an Action from their hand, if they have any, or else a copy of Rest (#4902). Look at the top card of the draw pile. If it is also an Action, you may choose one of these cards to play. Otherwise, put one of them into your hand. In either case, give the remaining card to the opponent.skipcard Romance is Dead/T/Whenever someone plays a reaction, you may negate it's effects.skipcard Romans are Dead/A/Destroy all Roman related things.skipcard Ramen is Fed/T/While you control this, you can never suffer negative effects from starvation.skipcard Humans Are Dead/A/Destroy all humans. Each player who controls a robot may draw a card. (""There's only one kind of dance: the robot."<BR>"Well, and the robo-boogie—"<BR>"Oh yes, the robo—"<BR>"Two kinds of dances."")skipcard Inner City Pressure/T/Players may not draw cards except by the following ability. Action or Thing (global): Draw a card. ("You want to sit down but you've sold your chair, so you... you just stand there.")skipcard Business Time/A/You may play up to three other cards this turn. Discard your hand and skip your next turn. ("It's time for business, that's why they call them business socks.")skipcard Virgin/T/Sacrifice Virgin, Action: Draw 2 cards. ("The gods are smiling at us. Or maybe they're goldfish.")skipcard Milk/T/Cards negetavely affecting your thing's skeletal structure take no effect. ("Your Skeleton has never been more stronger.")skipcard Aeroknife/T/Sacrifice Aeroknife, Action: Destroy target tangible thing. ("What did you think popping out most of the metal in this thing would do?")skipcard Bottled Cargo (2B)/T/When Bottled Cargo is destroyed, gain Crate Tokens equal to a digit in its cornervalue. They have "Action: Destroy this token and draw a card."skipcard Kingside Castle (4K)/A/Draw two cards. You may return a Thing you control to your hand to put another Thing from your hand into play.skipcard Queenside Castle (5Q)/A/Put a Thing from your hand into play. You may return another Thing you control to your hand to draw two cards.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 8501-8600 into the Dvorak Engine.