Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 8201-8300

Uninvestigated Disappearance 7U Action Return this card to your hand, then shuffle target Thing and a random card from your hand into the deck. If this card is revealed from your hand during an opponent's turn, discard it. Card : ChippyYYZ	Leftovers 5L Thing When this enters play or when you destroy it, target opponent chooses one of the top three cards of the discard pile. Put that card into your hand. Good for when you don't feel like cooking something for dinner. Card : ChippyYYZ	Old Fishing Rod 2C Thing Action: If you don't do anything else until the turn finishes, gain a Fish token. Ah, it's just a nibble. Card : Bucky
Monkey Business 3C Thing Players' maximum hand sizes are reduced by the number of Sabotage tokens they control. Action+Thing: Target opponent reveals their hand. If it doesn't contain a card with a cornervalue, they gain a Sabotage token. Card : Bucky	Cook Dinner 4C Action Gain three Ravioli tokens, two Broccoli tokens and a Pie token. Card : Bucky	Summer Solstice Action If you have fewer than three cards in hand, draw until you have three. You may play an additional Action card this turn. Give each opponent either an Energy token or an Ice Cream token with "Action: Eat this and draw a card"; you gain one of each. The longest day and shortest night of the year. Observers on the tropic circle see the Sun pass directly overhead. Card : Binarius
Overcast Thing A player must immediately discard a card whenever they draw a card after their first in a turn. Opponents' Action abilities read "Action and Thing". At the beginning of your turn, the clouds break and this card returns to your hand. Card : Binarius	Annular Eclipse Thing When this has been in play for a full turn, it moves to the discard pile and every player with three cards in hand may draw three cards, and every player with two or four may draw one card. The land darkens, the air cools, the cicadas clamor, and for those in the right place at the right time, the most perfect circle of searing flame imaginable glows motionless overhead, for a moment. Card : Binarius	Token Assimilator 5C Thing Action: Destroy a token and record its type. This counts as a token with all of the recorded types. Action: if you've recorded at least 5 different types, eliminate an opponent and record their name as a token type. Card : Bucky

Aggressive Editor 6C Thing At the start of your turn, cross out a word of ruletext on each card that has a Pen token on it. While a card makes sense with all its crossed-out words removed, those words are ignored. Action+Thing: Put a red Pen token on an opponent's Thing. Get to the point sooner. Cut the bloat and send me another draft. Card : Bucky	Dark Prophecy 7C Action When you draw this, reveal it and eliminate any opponents who have Doom tokens. Target opponent gains a Doom token. Shuffle this into the deck, excluding the top two cards from the shuffle. Your end is inevitable. Eventually. Card : Bucky	Commanding Strike 6C Action Destroy target Thing. Activate an Action ability of a Thing you control. Card : ChippyYYZ
Tactical Move 2T Action Draw two cards. Activate an Action ability of a Thing you control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Emergency Alarm 4E Thing Action: If this card didn't enter play this turn, return each Thing you control to your hand. Each opponent returns the same number of things to their hands. You may not play Emergency Alarm this turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Summation Savant Thing - Math Problem Give a general expression for the nth term of the sequence satisfying a1 = 1 and n2an = a1 + a2 + a3 + ... + an, n ≥ 2. What is a1 + a2 + a3 + ... ? Card : Binarius
Triangle Trouble Thing - Math Problem [[file: Triangle_Trouble.png Card : Binarius	Pool Pocket Predicament Thing - Math Problem A ball is rolled due southeast­ward from the northwest corner of a frictionless billiard table of east-west length m and north-south length n, both integers, with pockets in its corners. For what values of m and n will the ball fall into each pocket? Card : Binarius	Lava Cannon 8C Thing Action: Gain a Rock token. Action: Turn a Rock token into a Slag token until the end of your next turn. Action: Spend a Slag token to destroy a Thing. Card : Bucky

Thermal Transfer Attack 9C Action Put a Flame token with "If this is attached to a Thing, destroy both this and the attached Thing at the end of its controller's turn." on one Thing, and a Freeze token with "While this is attached to a Thing, its Action abilities can't be used." on another. Card : Bucky	Money Printer 1D Thing Thing: Gain a Money token. Brrr... Card : Bucky	Countermeasures 5C Thing When an opponent plays an Action card, you may reveal a card from your hand. If both cards' cornervalues share a symbol, treat that Action's text as "Return this Action to your hand." Card : ChippyYYZ
Package Deal 1P Thing When this enters play from any zone, put up to three Thing cards from that zone into play attached to it (reveal the top three cards of the deck if it entered play from the deck). If Package Deal leaves play, the attached cards leave play likewise. Card : ChippyYYZ	Dramatic Deployment 8D Action Discard all but one card from your hand. Draw that many cards plus two, then put a Thing into play from your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Plum Rains Action Each player gains a Water token and either returns one of their non-token Things to their hand or discards a card. You may return this card to your hand at the end of your turn. Card : Binarius
The Three Little Pigs Gambit Thing The first time an opponent causes this to leave your control, return it to your hand. The second time, move it to the discard pile and move three Things in play Up Your Sleeve. Card : Binarius	Benefit of Clergy Reaction Play immediately in response when you would be eliminated. You are not eliminated if you can correctly read a sentence, chosen by an opponent, from the Rules of Dvorak. Miserere mei, Kevan, secundum misericordiam tuam. Card : Binarius	Card Store 2D Thing When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues. Once per turn, you may spend two Money tokens to draw a card. Card : Bucky

Hire Mercenaries 3D Action Destroy a Thing. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may spend 3 Money tokens to destroy a living Thing. Card : Bucky	Copyright Control 6C Thing Opponents can't play cards from the discard pile. Those cards can't be put into an opponent's hand or into play under an opponent's control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Buy Out 6B Action Exchange control of target Thing and a number of Money tokens you control equal to the largest digit in that Thing's cornervalue. If that digit is 0 or that Thing has no cornervalue, it's free. Card : ChippyYYZ
Invest 6I Action Discard a card. If you do, draw 3 cards and gain 3 Money tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bandwagon Attack 6B Reaction Play immediately in response when an opponent causes a Thing in play but not under your control to leave play. Destroy a Thing belonging to its previous controller. I want in on this action. Card : Binarius	All the Cool Kids Are Doing It 0A Thing If you play at least two cards during a turn, any opponent who does not play at least two cards during their next turn must discard a card. Card : Binarius
Registry Edit 3R Action Exchange the cornervalues of any combination of Things in play. If there are none, target Thing gains a cornervalue of your choice. Card : Binarius	Second-Hand Store 4D Thing When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues. Once per turn, you may spend a money token and discard a card to put the bottommost card in the discard pile into your hand. Card : Bucky	Token Store 5D Thing When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues. Once per turn, you may spend a Money token to gain a token of any other type in play. Card : Bucky

Information Broker 6D Action Gain 6 Money tokens. You may give each opponent any number of your Money tokens to look at the same number of cards from their hand. Card : Bucky	Wither 6W Action Discard any number of cards. Each opponent discards the same number of cards plus one. Card : Binarius	Cashcycler 0C Thing When you play this, return one of your Things to your hand and gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in its cornervalue. You may return Cashcycler to your hand at the end of your turn. Card : Binarius
Bridge Over the Milky Way OH Action Put either the draw pile's bottommost Thing and the discard pile's bottommost Action or the draw pile's bottommost Action and the discard pile's bottommost Thing into your hand. Card : Binarius	Suspicious Object 6S Thing When Suspicious Object enters play, each opponent puts a card from their hand under it. At the beginning of your turn, play a Thing card from under this card and put this card and all other cards under it into the discard pile. If there were no Thing cards under it, return it to your hand instead. Card : ChippyYYZ	Suspicious Activity 8S Thing When Suspicious Activity enters play, each opponent puts a card from their hand under it. At the beginning of your turn, play an Action card from under this card and put this card and all other cards under it into the discard pile. If there were no Action cards under it, return it to your hand instead. Card : ChippyYYZ
War Cry 6W Action Draw a card. You may play an additional Action this turn. The next time an opponent's Thing is destroyed this turn, draw two cards. The next time an opponent discards a card this turn, draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Sign Error ∓ Action Target opponent inadvertently discards a card at the beginning of their next turn instead of drawing. I'm really good at those. Card : Binarius	Hyperaware 0H Thing Once between each of your turns, you may view the top card of the draw pile. Card : Binarius

Mercurial Prodigy 7M Thing Once between each of your turns, when an opponent plays an Action card, you may immediately discard an Action in response to recover the opponent's Action from the discard pile and put it under this card. If you discard two Actions instead, the effects of the opponent's Action are also prevented. Action: If there are at least two Actions under this card, play one at random. Card : Binarius	Throw Money At It 7D Action Destroy a Thing with seven or fewer words in its name. Gain (seven minus the number of words in its name) Money tokens. Step 1 of "how to make any problem go away". Card : Bucky	Professional Reactor 8D Thing When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues. Once per opponent's turn, you may spend four Money tokens in response to their Action to prevent it, and have them discard it and draw a card instead. Card : Bucky
Flea Market 9D Thing When you play this, gain 9 Money tokens. Once per turn, you may spend a Money token and discard a card to draw a card. Card : Bucky	Market Crisis 2M Action Each player gains 3 Money tokens and discards two cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	Armor Up 7A Thing When this would enter play under your control, put it in the discard pile instead unless you control no Things with cornervalues and at least 3 non-token Things without. When you control at least 3 other Things with cornervalues and no non-token Things without, you win the game. Card : ChippyYYZ
Kickstart 9K Action Draw 5 cards minus one for each Thing you control. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1 this turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Sword of Illusion and Reality 1E Thing Action+Thing: Remove a sentence from a non-Sword Thing's ruletext, and add a different sentence to its flavor text. Card : Bucky	Penumbral Pendulum 2E Thing At the start of your turn, gain a Light token and rotate this 180 degrees, reversing the ruletext and flavor text. ˙ʇxǝʇ ɹoʌɐlɟ puɐ ʇxǝʇǝlnɹ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉsɹǝʌǝɹ 'sǝǝɹƃǝp 08Ɩ sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐʇoɹ puɐ uǝʞoʇ ssǝuʞɹɐp ɐ uᴉɐƃ 'uɹnʇ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇɹɐʇs ǝɥʇ ʇ∀ Card : Bucky

Card Pump 3E Thing Action: Discard a card, and swap this card's ruletext and flavor text. Action: Draw two cards, and swap this card's ruletext and flavor text. Card : Bucky	Parlour Trick 3P Thing When you play this, you and target opponent each put a card face down under it. Action: Change this card's type to Action, swap its ruletext and flavortext, and return it to your hand. Amazing! How did your opponent's card make its way into your hand? How did yours exchange places with the top two cards of the draw pile? Put one of them into your hand and let your opponent have the other. Card : Binarius	You're Late 1Y Action Where has target opponent been? In apology, they graciously allow all other players to draw a card. Card : Binarius
Strange Local Custom 0C Thing It seems that when players here draw their second card in a turn, they choose an opponent to give it to. Card : Binarius	Long-fused Dynamite 4E Thing At the start of each player's turn, remove the first word of this Thing's flavortext. If that word is "Boom", restore the full flavortext and destroy all Things. Three, two, one... Boom! Card : Bucky	Upside Down 5E Action Rotate target Thing 180 degrees, reversing its Ruletext and Flavortext until it's righted. Card : Bucky
Confused Mimic 6E Thing When you play this, choose up to five other Things. Until this leaves play, it has the name of the first chosen thing, the ruletext of the second, the flavor text of the third, the color of the fourth and the cornervalue of the fifth, keeping its own if you didn't choose that many Things. "Mooogurgleclatterbzzztpotato" Card : Bucky	Color Spray 0C Action This card is all colors. Reveal your hand and the top 8 cards of the deck. For each of the colors White, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, and Black you may play a card of that color revealed this way. Discard all unplayed cards revealed this way. Card : ChippyYYZ	Tiger-Style Assault 8T Action Gain a Combo Token. You may play an additional Action this turn. For the rest of this turn, after you play an Action, if it destroyed a Thing, you may spend a Combo Token to replay it. Card : ChippyYYZ

Lavender-Scented Candle 2L Thing The first time each turn you would discard a random card, you may discard a card of your choice instead. Opponents can't cause you to discard cards while there is a Flame Token on this card. When this card is destroyed by fire, draw a card. "Soothing." - Iban Card : ChippyYYZ	Salted Pepper Thing 'Sacrifice Salted Pepper, Action: Destroy target thing and add a bottle of milk thing card with the text "Action: Drink Destroy this card and gain 3 healthy bone tokens. You are immune to fire effects until your next turn." randomly into the top 10 cards of the deck. "This is garbage, and I love it!" Card : JakeTheWolfie	An Apple a Day Makes the Whole World Blind 2A Action If you have discarded a card or lost control of a Thing since your last turn, target opponent draws a card and discards two cards. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may then exchange a card in your hand with the top card of the discard pile. Wait, what? Card : Binarius
Fidget Spinner 4F Thing Action: Do nothing. Card : Binarius	Future Horizon 5X Thing While there are at least five cards in the draw pile, cards under the top five are considered removed from the game. Card : Binarius	Thing-Negating Field 9T Thing Once during your turn, you may choose one: *Each player flips a Thing they control face-down until your next turn. *Each player flips target Thing of their choice face-down until your next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ
Reap The Harvest 4R Action If you discarded any cards this turn, draw three cards. If any non-token Things were destroyed under your control this turn, draw two cards, then you may play a Thing. If any of your tokens were spent or destroyed this turn, gain three tokens of each type you lost. OR Return this card to your hand. You may play two additional Actions on your next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Final Hope 9F Thing When an opponent would win the game or you would lose the game, remove this card from the game and take three extra turns after this turn. That opponent wins the game or you lose the game at the beginning of the next non-extra turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Pop Quiz AAA3 Action Ask a question to the group with a definite and provable answer. Anyone who answers correctly gains an A+ token. Anyone who answers incorrectly gains an F- token and skips their next turn. What is the capital of Ireland? Card : JakeTheWolfie

What the Hell is this? HELP Thing When this is played, play an additional thing from your hand. This is a copy of the played thing. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Phaselock 9P Thing Action: Return this card to your hand. Target ability may not be used during its controller's next turn. Hold still. Card : Binarius	Proactive Mindset 7P Action Draw two cards and play one of them. Card : Binarius
Change of Scenery 7C Action Starting with you and proceeding in order, each player may move one of their Things to the discard pile and play a Thing in its place. Card : Binarius	Infinite Library Thing Action: Create a Token with the subtype book and with a unique name. The Library is big. One book is nothing compared to the infinity of books that could replace it, if not for one typo, or one change of phrase. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Cut down to size. Action Target sentient thing destroys itself. It realized and understood the full scale of the universe, and their scale relative to it. They were nothing compared to the universe. All they would ever do would ultimately add up to nothing. They couldn't live with this. Not any longer. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Total Perspective Vortex Action View every opponent's hand and every card in the draw pile and discard pile. You are eliminated. Adapted from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy CCG card set Card : Binarius	Get 3G Action Gain control of target Thing. Card : Binarius	Limited Attention Span L Thing You ignore sentences longer than ten words. You ignore ruletexts longer than thirty words too. Huh? Oh. Card : Binarius

Five Red Coins 2F Thing When an Action card revealed from the deck would be returned to the deck, you may put this card in the discard pile to put that Action card into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Hyperfocus 0H Action Draw 6 cards, then discard down to two. Card : ChippyYYZ	Sustainable Logging 8S Action Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return a Thing you control to your hand. Put the top card of the deck into play under your control face-down, by itself or on top of another face-down Thing you control, in which case those cards count as a single Thing. Return this card to your hand if you aren't above your maximum hand size. Card : ChippyYYZ
Politician ZZZ Thing Action:. I can promise that we will stop delaying, and do the things that need done, because they need to be done sooner rather than later, so let us do them sooner rather than later or else later will become our sooner, and by them it would be too late to do the thing! Card : JakeTheWolfie	Pasta Sandwich NO Thing When this enters play, gain 1 pasta sandwich token. Pasta, Icecream, Pasta Card : JakeTheWolfie	Divide by half X/0.5 Action Draw cards equal to the number of cards in your hand. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Blinding Assault 6Q Thing Once per turn, if you cause a Vulnerable opponent to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, draw a card. Action: Target opponent becomes Vulnerable until the end of your turn and may not target other players or their Things during their next turn. This ability may not be used on consecutive turns. Card : Binarius	Heightened Senses 7W Thing Once per turn, if you cause a Vulnerable opponent to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, draw a card. At the beginning of your turn, a random opponent becomes Vulnerable for the duration of your turn. Action: View the hand of a Vulnerable opponent. This ability may not be used if you used it within your last two turns. Card : Binarius	Vault 5E Thing Once per turn, if you cause a Vulnerable opponent to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, draw a card. Action: Target Thing's controller chooses whether to return it to their hand or play at most one card during their next turn, then becomes Vulnerable until the end of your turn. This ability may not be used on consecutive turns. Card : Binarius

Cursed Stone -1 Thing This cannot be played. If this is forced to be played or you would be eliminated, discard it instead. Not all curses are evil. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Re-Animate ZOM Action Gain control of one living thing from the discard pile. "Nom" Card : JakeTheWolfie	Medical Doctor HELTH Thing When this enters play, place 3 Health counters of this thing. Remove a Health counter, Action: Gain control of target living thing that was destroyed last turn and that you controlled. It's not rocket science, it's medical science. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Cosmic Binding 3C Action Remove this card and target Thing from the game. When the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, put the removed Thing on top of the deck and Cosmic Binding into the discard pile. A prison locked by space and barred by time. Card : ChippyYYZ	Cosmic Knowledge 5C Action Draw 12 cards. If this doesn't empty the deck, discard 9 cards at random. Discard down to three cards and end your turn. Knowledge so vast for a people so small. Card : ChippyYYZ	Cosmic Drifter 3C Thing Whenever the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, play up to two cards at random from target opponent's hand, then eliminate that player if their hand is empty. It floats on the same currents that move galaxies. Card : ChippyYYZ
Thyme Machine T3 Thing Action: Create 1 Thyme Token. Tastes like Thymelines Card : JakeTheWolfie	Ad Hominem Action - Counter Counter target card. Verbally attack the player who played it. You may play this any time. "Sorry hun, you're just not smart enough to play that." Card : JakeTheWolfie	Create Artwork Action Create 1 masterpiece token. Perfection! Card : JakeTheWolfie

We Need More Win Conditions! 7E Action Add "Win the game." at the end of the ruletexts of three cards in the discard pile. The resulting card must make sense. Card : Bucky

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