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Uninvestigated Disappearance cards_8201_8300 action Action 7U Return this card to your hand, then shuffle target Thing and a random card from your hand into the deck. If this card is revealed from your hand during an opponent's turn, discard it. ChippyYYZ
Leftovers cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 5L When this enters play or when you destroy it, target opponent chooses one of the top three cards of the discard pile. Put that card into your hand. Good for when you don't feel like cooking something for dinner. ChippyYYZ
Old Fishing Rod cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 2C Action: If you don't do anything else until the turn finishes, gain a Fish token. Ah, it's just a nibble. Bucky
Monkey Business cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 3C Players' maximum hand sizes are reduced by the number of Sabotage tokens they control. Action+Thing: Target opponent reveals their hand. If it doesn't contain a card with a cornervalue, they gain a Sabotage token. Bucky
Cook Dinner cards_8201_8300 action Action 4C Gain three Ravioli tokens, two Broccoli tokens and a Pie token. Bucky
Summer Solstice cards_8201_8300 action Action If you have fewer than three cards in hand, draw until you have three. You may play an additional Action card this turn. Give each opponent either an Energy token or an Ice Cream token with "Action: Eat this and draw a card"; you gain one of each. The longest day and shortest night of the year. Observers on the tropic circle see the Sun pass directly overhead. Binarius
Overcast cards_8201_8300 thing Thing A player must immediately discard a card whenever they draw a card after their first in a turn. Opponents' Action abilities read "Action and Thing". At the beginning of your turn, the clouds break and this card returns to your hand. Binarius
Annular Eclipse cards_8201_8300 thing Thing When this has been in play for a full turn, it moves to the discard pile and every player with three cards in hand may draw three cards, and every player with two or four may draw one card. The land darkens, the air cools, the cicadas clamor, and for those in the right place at the right time, the most perfect circle of searing flame imaginable glows motionless overhead, for a moment. Binarius
Token Assimilator cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 5C Action: Destroy a token and record its type. This counts as a token with all of the recorded types. Action: if you've recorded at least 5 different types, eliminate an opponent and record their name as a token type. Bucky
Aggressive Editor cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 6C At the start of your turn, cross out a word of ruletext on each card that has a Pen token on it. While a card makes sense with all its crossed-out words removed, those words are ignored. Action+Thing: Put a red Pen token on an opponent's Thing. Get to the point sooner. Cut the bloat and send me another draft. Bucky
Dark Prophecy cards_8201_8300 action Action 7C When you draw this, reveal it and eliminate any opponents who have Doom tokens. Target opponent gains a Doom token. Shuffle this into the deck, excluding the top two cards from the shuffle. Your end is inevitable. Eventually. Bucky
Commanding Strike cards_8201_8300 action Action 6C Destroy target Thing. Activate an Action ability of a Thing you control. ChippyYYZ
Tactical Move cards_8201_8300 action Action 2T Draw two cards. Activate an Action ability of a Thing you control. ChippyYYZ
Emergency Alarm cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 4E Action: If this card didn't enter play this turn, return each Thing you control to your hand. Each opponent returns the same number of things to their hands. You may not play Emergency Alarm this turn. ChippyYYZ
Summation Savant cards_8201_8300 thing_math_problem Thing - Math Problem Give a general expression for the nth term of the sequence satisfying a1 = 1 and n2an = a1 + a2 + a3 + ... + an, n ≥ 2. What is a1 + a2 + a3 + ... ? Binarius
Triangle Trouble cards_8201_8300 thing_math_problem Thing - Math Problem [[file: Triangle_Trouble.png Binarius
Pool Pocket Predicament cards_8201_8300 thing_math_problem Thing - Math Problem A ball is rolled due southeastward from the northwest corner of a frictionless billiard table of east-west length m and north-south length n, both integers, with pockets in its corners. For what values of m and n will the ball fall into each pocket? Binarius
Lava Cannon cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 8C Action: Gain a Rock token. Action: Turn a Rock token into a Slag token until the end of your next turn. Action: Spend a Slag token to destroy a Thing. Bucky
Thermal Transfer Attack cards_8201_8300 action Action 9C Put a Flame token with "If this is attached to a Thing, destroy both this and the attached Thing at the end of its controller's turn." on one Thing, and a Freeze token with "While this is attached to a Thing, its Action abilities can't be used." on another. Bucky
Money Printer cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 1D Thing: Gain a Money token. Brrr... Bucky
Countermeasures cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 5C When an opponent plays an Action card, you may reveal a card from your hand. If both cards' cornervalues share a symbol, treat that Action's text as "Return this Action to your hand." ChippyYYZ
Package Deal cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 1P When this enters play from any zone, put up to three Thing cards from that zone into play attached to it (reveal the top three cards of the deck if it entered play from the deck). If Package Deal leaves play, the attached cards leave play likewise. ChippyYYZ
Dramatic Deployment cards_8201_8300 action Action 8D Discard all but one card from your hand. Draw that many cards plus two, then put a Thing into play from your hand. ChippyYYZ
Plum Rains cards_8201_8300 action Action Each player gains a Water token and either returns one of their non-token Things to their hand or discards a card. You may return this card to your hand at the end of your turn. Binarius
The Three Little Pigs Gambit cards_8201_8300 thing Thing The first time an opponent causes this to leave your control, return it to your hand. The second time, move it to the discard pile and move three Things in play Up Your Sleeve. Binarius
Benefit of Clergy cards_8201_8300 reaction Reaction Play immediately in response when you would be eliminated. You are not eliminated if you can correctly read a sentence, chosen by an opponent, from the Rules of Dvorak. Miserere mei, Kevan, secundum misericordiam tuam. Binarius
Card Store cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 2D When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues. Once per turn, you may spend two Money tokens to draw a card. Bucky
Hire Mercenaries cards_8201_8300 action Action 3D Destroy a Thing. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may spend 3 Money tokens to destroy a living Thing. Bucky
Copyright Control cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 6C Opponents can't play cards from the discard pile. Those cards can't be put into an opponent's hand or into play under an opponent's control. ChippyYYZ
Buy Out cards_8201_8300 action Action 6B Exchange control of target Thing and a number of Money tokens you control equal to the largest digit in that Thing's cornervalue. If that digit is 0 or that Thing has no cornervalue, it's free. ChippyYYZ
Invest cards_8201_8300 action Action 6I Discard a card. If you do, draw 3 cards and gain 3 Money tokens. ChippyYYZ
Bandwagon Attack cards_8201_8300 reaction Reaction 6B Play immediately in response when an opponent causes a Thing in play but not under your control to leave play. Destroy a Thing belonging to its previous controller. I want in on this action. Binarius
All the Cool Kids Are Doing It cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 0A If you play at least two cards during a turn, any opponent who does not play at least two cards during their next turn must discard a card. Binarius
Registry Edit cards_8201_8300 action Action 3R Exchange the cornervalues of any combination of Things in play. If there are none, target Thing gains a cornervalue of your choice. Binarius
Second-Hand Store cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 4D When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues. Once per turn, you may spend a money token and discard a card to put the bottommost card in the discard pile into your hand. Bucky
Token Store cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 5D When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues. Once per turn, you may spend a Money token to gain a token of any other type in play. Bucky
Information Broker cards_8201_8300 action Action 6D Gain 6 Money tokens. You may give each opponent any number of your Money tokens to look at the same number of cards from their hand. Bucky
Wither cards_8201_8300 action Action 6W Discard any number of cards. Each opponent discards the same number of cards plus one. Binarius
Cashcycler cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 0C When you play this, return one of your Things to your hand and gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in its cornervalue. You may return Cashcycler to your hand at the end of your turn. Binarius
Bridge Over the Milky Way cards_8201_8300 action Action OH Put either the draw pile's bottommost Thing and the discard pile's bottommost Action or the draw pile's bottommost Action and the discard pile's bottommost Thing into your hand. Binarius
Suspicious Object cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 6S When Suspicious Object enters play, each opponent puts a card from their hand under it. At the beginning of your turn, play a Thing card from under this card and put this card and all other cards under it into the discard pile. If there were no Thing cards under it, return it to your hand instead. ChippyYYZ
Suspicious Activity cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 8S When Suspicious Activity enters play, each opponent puts a card from their hand under it. At the beginning of your turn, play an Action card from under this card and put this card and all other cards under it into the discard pile. If there were no Action cards under it, return it to your hand instead. ChippyYYZ
War Cry cards_8201_8300 action Action 6W Draw a card. You may play an additional Action this turn. The next time an opponent's Thing is destroyed this turn, draw two cards. The next time an opponent discards a card this turn, draw a card. ChippyYYZ
Sign Error cards_8201_8300 action Action ∓ Target opponent inadvertently discards a card at the beginning of their next turn instead of drawing. I'm really good at those. Binarius
Hyperaware cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 0H Once between each of your turns, you may view the top card of the draw pile. Binarius
Mercurial Prodigy cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 7M Once between each of your turns, when an opponent plays an Action card, you may immediately discard an Action in response to recover the opponent's Action from the discard pile and put it under this card. If you discard two Actions instead, the effects of the opponent's Action are also prevented. Action: If there are at least two Actions under this card, play one at random. Binarius
Throw Money At It cards_8201_8300 action Action 7D Destroy a Thing with seven or fewer words in its name. Gain (seven minus the number of words in its name) Money tokens. Step 1 of "how to make any problem go away". Bucky
Professional Reactor cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 8D When you play this, gain Money tokens equal to the largest digit in your Things' cornervalues. Once per opponent's turn, you may spend four Money tokens in response to their Action to prevent it, and have them discard it and draw a card instead. Bucky
Flea Market cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 9D When you play this, gain 9 Money tokens. Once per turn, you may spend a Money token and discard a card to draw a card. Bucky
Market Crisis cards_8201_8300 action Action 2M Each player gains 3 Money tokens and discards two cards. ChippyYYZ
Armor Up cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 7A When this would enter play under your control, put it in the discard pile instead unless you control no Things with cornervalues and at least 3 non-token Things without. When you control at least 3 other Things with cornervalues and no non-token Things without, you win the game. ChippyYYZ
Kickstart cards_8201_8300 action Action 9K Draw 5 cards minus one for each Thing you control. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1 this turn. ChippyYYZ
Sword of Illusion and Reality cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 1E Action+Thing: Remove a sentence from a non-Sword Thing's ruletext, and add a different sentence to its flavor text. Bucky
Penumbral Pendulum cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 2E At the start of your turn, gain a Light token and rotate this 180 degrees, reversing the ruletext and flavor text. ˙ʇxǝʇ ɹoʌɐlɟ puɐ ʇxǝʇǝlnɹ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉsɹǝʌǝɹ 'sǝǝɹƃǝp 08Ɩ sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐʇoɹ puɐ uǝʞoʇ ssǝuʞɹɐp ɐ uᴉɐƃ 'uɹnʇ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇɹɐʇs ǝɥʇ ʇ∀ Bucky
Card Pump cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 3E Action: Discard a card, and swap this card's ruletext and flavor text. Action: Draw two cards, and swap this card's ruletext and flavor text. Bucky
Parlour Trick cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 3P When you play this, you and target opponent each put a card face down under it. Action: Change this card's type to Action, swap its ruletext and flavortext, and return it to your hand. Amazing! How did your opponent's card make its way into your hand? How did yours exchange places with the top two cards of the draw pile? Put one of them into your hand and let your opponent have the other. Binarius
You're Late cards_8201_8300 action Action 1Y Where has target opponent been? In apology, they graciously allow all other players to draw a card. Binarius
Strange Local Custom cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 0C It seems that when players here draw their second card in a turn, they choose an opponent to give it to. Binarius
Long-fused Dynamite cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 4E At the start of each player's turn, remove the first word of this Thing's flavortext. If that word is "Boom", restore the full flavortext and destroy all Things. Three, two, one... Boom! Bucky
Upside Down cards_8201_8300 action Action 5E Rotate target Thing 180 degrees, reversing its Ruletext and Flavortext until it's righted. Bucky
Confused Mimic cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 6E When you play this, choose up to five other Things. Until this leaves play, it has the name of the first chosen thing, the ruletext of the second, the flavor text of the third, the color of the fourth and the cornervalue of the fifth, keeping its own if you didn't choose that many Things. "Mooogurgleclatterbzzztpotato" Bucky
Color Spray cards_8201_8300 action Action 0C This card is all colors. Reveal your hand and the top 8 cards of the deck. For each of the colors White, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple, and Black you may play a card of that color revealed this way. Discard all unplayed cards revealed this way. ChippyYYZ
Tiger-Style Assault cards_8201_8300 action Action 8T Gain a Combo Token. You may play an additional Action this turn. For the rest of this turn, after you play an Action, if it destroyed a Thing, you may spend a Combo Token to replay it. ChippyYYZ
Lavender-Scented Candle cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 2L The first time each turn you would discard a random card, you may discard a card of your choice instead. Opponents can't cause you to discard cards while there is a Flame Token on this card. When this card is destroyed by fire, draw a card. "Soothing." - Iban ChippyYYZ
Salted Pepper cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 'Sacrifice Salted Pepper, Action: Destroy target thing and add a bottle of milk thing card with the text "Action: Drink Destroy this card and gain 3 healthy bone tokens. You are immune to fire effects until your next turn." randomly into the top 10 cards of the deck. "This is garbage, and I love it!" JakeTheWolfie
An Apple a Day Makes the Whole World Blind cards_8201_8300 action Action 2A If you have discarded a card or lost control of a Thing since your last turn, target opponent draws a card and discards two cards. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may then exchange a card in your hand with the top card of the discard pile. Wait, what? Binarius
Fidget Spinner cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 4F Action: Do nothing. Binarius
Future Horizon cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 5X While there are at least five cards in the draw pile, cards under the top five are considered removed from the game. Binarius
Thing-Negating Field cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 9T Once during your turn, you may choose one: *Each player flips a Thing they control face-down until your next turn. *Each player flips target Thing of their choice face-down until your next turn. ChippyYYZ
Reap The Harvest cards_8201_8300 action Action 4R If you discarded any cards this turn, draw three cards. If any non-token Things were destroyed under your control this turn, draw two cards, then you may play a Thing. If any of your tokens were spent or destroyed this turn, gain three tokens of each type you lost. OR Return this card to your hand. You may play two additional Actions on your next turn. ChippyYYZ
Final Hope cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 9F When an opponent would win the game or you would lose the game, remove this card from the game and take three extra turns after this turn. That opponent wins the game or you lose the game at the beginning of the next non-extra turn. ChippyYYZ
Pop Quiz cards_8201_8300 action Action AAA3 Ask a question to the group with a definite and provable answer. Anyone who answers correctly gains an A+ token. Anyone who answers incorrectly gains an F- token and skips their next turn. What is the capital of Ireland? JakeTheWolfie
What the Hell is this? cards_8201_8300 thing Thing HELP When this is played, play an additional thing from your hand. This is a copy of the played thing. JakeTheWolfie
Phaselock cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 9P Action: Return this card to your hand. Target ability may not be used during its controller's next turn. Hold still. Binarius
Proactive Mindset cards_8201_8300 action Action 7P Draw two cards and play one of them. Binarius
Change of Scenery cards_8201_8300 action Action 7C Starting with you and proceeding in order, each player may move one of their Things to the discard pile and play a Thing in its place. Binarius
Infinite Library cards_8201_8300 thing Thing Action: Create a Token with the subtype book and with a unique name. The Library is big. One book is nothing compared to the infinity of books that could replace it, if not for one typo, or one change of phrase. JakeTheWolfie
Cut down to size. cards_8201_8300 action Action Target sentient thing destroys itself. It realized and understood the full scale of the universe, and their scale relative to it. They were nothing compared to the universe. All they would ever do would ultimately add up to nothing. They couldn't live with this. Not any longer. JakeTheWolfie
Total Perspective Vortex cards_8201_8300 action Action View every opponent's hand and every card in the draw pile and discard pile. You are eliminated. Adapted from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy CCG card set Binarius
Get cards_8201_8300 action Action 3G Gain control of target Thing. Binarius
Limited Attention Span cards_8201_8300 thing Thing L You ignore sentences longer than ten words. You ignore ruletexts longer than thirty words too. Huh? Oh. Binarius
Five Red Coins cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 2F When an Action card revealed from the deck would be returned to the deck, you may put this card in the discard pile to put that Action card into your hand. ChippyYYZ
Hyperfocus cards_8201_8300 action Action 0H Draw 6 cards, then discard down to two. ChippyYYZ
Sustainable Logging cards_8201_8300 action Action 8S Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return a Thing you control to your hand. Put the top card of the deck into play under your control face-down, by itself or on top of another face-down Thing you control, in which case those cards count as a single Thing. Return this card to your hand if you aren't above your maximum hand size. ChippyYYZ
Politician cards_8201_8300 thing Thing ZZZ Action:. I can promise that we will stop delaying, and do the things that need done, because they need to be done sooner rather than later, so let us do them sooner rather than later or else later will become our sooner, and by them it would be too late to do the thing! JakeTheWolfie
Pasta Sandwich cards_8201_8300 thing Thing NO When this enters play, gain 1 pasta sandwich token. Pasta, Icecream, Pasta JakeTheWolfie
Divide by half cards_8201_8300 action Action X/0.5 Draw cards equal to the number of cards in your hand. JakeTheWolfie
Blinding Assault cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 6Q Once per turn, if you cause a Vulnerable opponent to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, draw a card. Action: Target opponent becomes Vulnerable until the end of your turn and may not target other players or their Things during their next turn. This ability may not be used on consecutive turns. Binarius
Heightened Senses cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 7W Once per turn, if you cause a Vulnerable opponent to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, draw a card. At the beginning of your turn, a random opponent becomes Vulnerable for the duration of your turn. Action: View the hand of a Vulnerable opponent. This ability may not be used if you used it within your last two turns. Binarius
Vault cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 5E Once per turn, if you cause a Vulnerable opponent to discard a card or lose control of a non-token Thing, draw a card. Action: Target Thing's controller chooses whether to return it to their hand or play at most one card during their next turn, then becomes Vulnerable until the end of your turn. This ability may not be used on consecutive turns. Binarius
Cursed Stone cards_8201_8300 thing Thing -1 This cannot be played. If this is forced to be played or you would be eliminated, discard it instead. Not all curses are evil. JakeTheWolfie
Re-Animate cards_8201_8300 action Action ZOM Gain control of one living thing from the discard pile. "Nom" JakeTheWolfie
Medical Doctor cards_8201_8300 thing Thing HELTH When this enters play, place 3 Health counters of this thing. Remove a Health counter, Action: Gain control of target living thing that was destroyed last turn and that you controlled. It's not rocket science, it's medical science. JakeTheWolfie
Cosmic Binding cards_8201_8300 action Action 3C Remove this card and target Thing from the game. When the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, put the removed Thing on top of the deck and Cosmic Binding into the discard pile. A prison locked by space and barred by time. ChippyYYZ
Cosmic Knowledge cards_8201_8300 action Action 5C Draw 12 cards. If this doesn't empty the deck, discard 9 cards at random. Discard down to three cards and end your turn. Knowledge so vast for a people so small. ChippyYYZ
Cosmic Drifter cards_8201_8300 thing Thing 3C Whenever the discard pile is shuffled to form a new deck after the deck is emptied, play up to two cards at random from target opponent's hand, then eliminate that player if their hand is empty. It floats on the same currents that move galaxies. ChippyYYZ
Thyme Machine cards_8201_8300 thing Thing T3 Action: Create 1 Thyme Token. Tastes like Thymelines JakeTheWolfie
Ad Hominem cards_8201_8300 action_counter Action - Counter Counter target card. Verbally attack the player who played it. You may play this any time. "Sorry hun, you're just not smart enough to play that." JakeTheWolfie
Create Artwork cards_8201_8300 action Action Create 1 masterpiece token. Perfection! JakeTheWolfie
We Need More Win Conditions! cards_8201_8300 action Action 7E Add "Win the game." at the end of the ruletexts of three cards in the discard pile. The resulting card must make sense. Bucky