Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 7901-8000

Crypto Crash Action Each player puts the cards in their hand into play face-down as blank Things. Card : ChippyYYZ	Ablative Modules Thing When you discard a card, instead of putting it in the discard pile, reveal it and put it into play face-down as a blank Thing. Turn: You may look at your face-down Things, then put one into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Helicopter Kung-fu Rampage Action If you control a living or mechanical Thing, every opponent either destroys a living or mechanical Thing they control or discards two cards. Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : Binarius
Summer Pinball Deathmatch Thing When you play this, each player gains 3 Pinball tokens. When a player would draw a card, they may instead gain a Pinball token. At the start of a player's turn, they must launch a Pinball token: flip a coin to knock a card out of target opponent's hand and flip a coin to preserve or destroy the ball. A player with no Pinball tokens is eliminated. Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : Binarius	Madden Kitchen Destruction Action The 2011 Green Bay Packers destroy up to three of target player's tangible Things. Gain an MVP token. Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : Binarius	Transportation Device Thing Action: Steal a thing from an opponent, giving them one of your things. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Viral Outbreak Action Everyone destroys half of their living things. A player may choose to destroy 3 currency tokens to negate the effects of this card on themselves. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Whispers of Insanity Thing At the end of your turn, destroy one of your tangible things. If you have no tangible things to destroy, you lose. Anytime someone targets you, they must destroy one of their tangible things. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Desperate Flash Action Destroy target Thing and draw two cards. End this turn and skip your next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ

Xerxalon I, High Emperor Thing When Xerxalon enters play, turn all other Things face-down. At the end of your turn, return another Thing you control to your hand or destroy Xerxalon and flip all Things face-up. "All bow before the high emperor! By his favor alone shall you rise." Card : ChippyYYZ	My Cat Who Hides Under The Couch When There's Other People Thing Draw an additional card at the beginning of your turn if there are no other Things in play. Card : ChippyYYZ	My Dog Who Won't Rest Until Everyone's Accounted For Thing Draw an additional card at the end of your turn if you control at least three other non-token Things and no Things have left your control since the end of your last turn. Card : Binarius
Metamorphose Action Move target Thing to the discard pile. Draw and reveal cards until you draw a Thing; put it in the original Thing's place and shuffle the other cards you drew back into the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Mystic Spatula of Magic Thing At the start of your turn, gain a Mana token. During your turn, you may spend 2 Mana tokens to summon into your hand a copy of #7023 Blue Spell, #7024 Green Spell, #7025 White Spell, #7050 Black Spell, or #7051 Red Spell, chosen at random. Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : Binarius	Season of Abundance Thing When this enters play, draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by one. Whenever you would gain tokens of any type, gain that many tokens plus one. Card : ChippyYYZ
Double Dip Action Target Thing's controller must either put a Thing card from their hand on top of it or reveal a hand containing no Thing cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	Accumulator Thing At the beginning of your turn, before drawing a card, put the top card of the deck into play face-down as a blank Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Reiterate Action Return your most recently played Action and Thing cards to your hand and play them again. Card : Binarius

Retreat to the Familiar Action Each player who controls at least one non-token Thing returns one of them to their hand and draws a card. Card : Binarius	Post-Apocalyptic Jungle of the Blood God Thing When this comes into play and at the end of their turns, each player must discard until they hold at most two cards in hand and destroy their other non-token Things until they control at most two. Any player with no cards in hand and no Things in play is eliminated. Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : Binarius	Time Loop Guillotine Action If a thing has an action ability on it, destroy the thing and give it's owner an action with the text of the destroyed thing's action ability. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Queen of the Nile Thing If you control a King, you win. Any water actions that you use will be used twice. The Queen waits, waits for the day that her King returns. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Nikola Tesla Thing Any electric things or actions that target you will be nullified. Action: Gain an Electric Token. An Under-Appreciated Estatic Inventor Card : JakeTheWolfie	Replace Action If your hand is empty, destroy target Thing, and its controller draws a card. If your hand is not empty, discard your hand and draw 4 cards. Card : ChippyYYZ
A Time For Action Thing Whenever you would draw two or more cards, instead draw one fewer card. You may play one of those cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	Weight of the World Action The player with more cards in hand than all others discards a card. The player with more non-Token Things than all others discards a card. The player with more types of Tokens than all others discards a card. If you discard three cards this way and your hand isn't empty, you win the game. Card : ChippyYYZ	Qiv'Paanush, Herald of the Emperor Thing Play this card into any player's control. Your other Things must remain face-down in the presence of Qiv'Paanush, except by the Emperor's leave. Turn: Qiv'Paanush approves of your genuflection and proceeds to an adjacent player. "Bow before the emissary of His Excellency, Xerxalon the Mighty!" Card : Binarius

Baby Wormhole Thing When you play this, create and shuffle an Alternate Universe pile consisting of all of the Things from a randomly selected deck of the Dvorak archive. Repeat this process whenever the Alternate Universe pile is empty. Whenever a card enters the discard pile, remove it from the game and put the Alternate Universe's topmost card on top of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Stealth Unicycle Bandit Thing A dreaded wobbly squeaking noise approaches in the night... Action: The bandit strikes again! Return this card to your hand and either discard a card to put a Thing in play into your hand or take a random card from target opponent's hand. Card name after http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : Binarius	Magical Stone Thing Action: Please the stone to instantly win the game. Doesn't look very magical.. Card : JakeTheWolfie
King of Hearts Thing After this enters play, destroy the most recently played King of Hearts. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Torch Action Gain 3 torch tokens. They will always count as non-token things. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Suzerain's Crown 8z Thing - Treasure You control all monarchs. Thing:Attach this to a living Thing you control, which is a King as long as it's attached. Once per turn, the attached King can order another Thing to use one of its Action abilities as an extra action. ('You' in that action still refers to its owner, who makes all the decisions involved.) Card : Bucky
Bucky's Sentry Thing Whenever a Thing with no cornervalue enters play, it receives a randomly generated cornervalue in digit-letter format. Card : Binarius	Wizened Scholar Thing - Townsperson Your hand size limit is increased by 1 for each non-token Thing you control (maximum +3). In response to an opponent's Action, you may immediately discard a card by the same creator to nullify the Action's effects on you. Card : Binarius	Hold Forth Thing Once between each of your turns, when an opponent plays a card, you may immediately put a Thing by the same creator with more words in its text into play. Card : Binarius

You Know, Like An Update Thing If you play two cards by the same creator in a turn and no other cards, you may play a third card by that creator and end your turn. "Like in that card game? You know the one, with the three card updates?" Card : ChippyYYZ	Attack Pattern Analyzer Thing At the beginning of your turn or when this enters play, each opponent may reveal any number of cards in their hand. When an opponent plays a card from their hand that wasn't revealed during your most recent turn, it can't destroy Things you control or cause you to discard cards this turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Microaggression Action Remove a Token from the game. Return this card to your hand. "Hey, it's not like it's destroying any of your Things, so what are you complaining about?" Card : ChippyYYZ
SpaceTime Dematerializer Action Everyone reveals their hand. Any things and action in their hand are discarded. Destroy any Things in play. Dematerialization of both time and space! Card : JakeTheWolfie	Matter Recontructor Thing Action: Destroy a thing you control other than this. Draw cards until you draw 1 thing. Discard the rest. Status: Online Card : JakeTheWolfie	Prismatic Beam Action Destroy one Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, and Purple thing. If you can't destory one color, skip it. Taste the Rainbow Card : JakeTheWolfie
Ant Mill Action Each player simultaneously passes a card to the player on their left a number of times equal to the number of players. Starting with you and proceeding in order, each player destroys a Thing belonging to the player on their left. Card : Binarius	Bring Some Friends Action Every player may draw five cards if at least two other people can be convinced to join the game within the next five minutes. Card : Binarius	Tritone Sub Action Exchange a Thing in your hand with a Thing you control and gain a token of your choice of type. Card : Binarius

Lich 7z Thing Anyone can play this from the discard pile. Action: Destroy two of your own Things. He's not very pleasant, but at least he always shows up. Card : Bucky	Collaborative Project 6z Thing After drawing for your turn, if you have four Things with different creators, you win. Otherwise, discard a card and draw a card. Card : Bucky	Collaborative Brainstorm 5z Action Draw and reveal three cards. Put any of them that share a creator with one of your Things back on top of the deck. Card : Bucky
Usurper Thing You count as the creator of all cards you control, play, or have in your hand instead of those cards' other creators. When a player plays an Action card you didn't create, you may put this card in the discard pile to negate that Action and put it into your hand. These are all my original ideas, of course." Card : ChippyYYZ	Acid Rain Thing When this enters play, put target Thing in the discard pile. Whenever a player plays an Action, their opponent with the most cards in hand discards a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Ripple Effect Action The next player in turn order draws 0 cards and discards 1. The player after them draws 1 card and discards 2. Continue until each player has done this. Choose one: You discard one fewer card this way, OR the first card each opponent discards is chosen randomly. Card : ChippyYYZ
Scavenger King Thing Action: Gain control of target Thing. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1. Card : Binarius	Overheating Thing Play this card onto target Thing. Attached Thing may not use an ability on consecutive turns. Card : Binarius	Gift Economy Thing Any player who plays a Thing must move one of their Things to an opponent's control at the end of their turn. Card : Binarius

sopt sign Thing Whenever you are targettedby an action, you have a 25% chance to stop the action. stop, no, help, police. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Pray Action Ask for something on the back of this card. Do not discard, and instead play it as a thing. The next Yes/No/Maybe answer you get will determine the outcome of your prayer. (Maybe is a 50% chance of receiving what you asked for) Oh great milk jug, please answer this prayer true.. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Cosmolight Thing Action: Contimue the game, changing whether it is AM or PM Card : JakeTheWolfie
Surprise Party Cannon Action Destroy target Thing. Each player gains a Confetti Token. If this card is revealed from your hand, discard it. Card : ChippyYYZ	Uprising Action Each player discards all but X cards from their hand, where X is the number of Things you control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Transparency Thing After you draw a card at the beginning of your turn, you may draw an extra card, reveal your hand, then discard a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
PAЯTY CANNON Thing Party Cannon destroys itself if you do not use either of its abilities during your turn. The same ability may not be used in consecutive turns. Action: Every player discards a card. Action: Destroy a Thing controlled by a player this ability has not yet targeted. This card is pink, orange, blue, and green, and every other card is black. Card : Binarius	Ostracized Thing Name a creator when this comes into play. Destroy every Thing by that creator. When a player has any card by that creator in their hand, they must discard it and draw a card. Card : Binarius	Nurse Back to Health + Action Put a living Thing from the discard pile into your hand. Card : Binarius

Rat King 4z Thing Action: Gain a Rat token. Action: Eliminate an opponent if you have more rats than their maximum hand size. You lose a Rat token for each card in their hand. Card : Bucky	Quarantine 3z Thing Play this attached to another Thing. That Thing's abilities don't affect other Things, and card text that affects 'all Things' don't affect it or the Quarantine. Card : Bucky	Called Draw 2z Action Shuffle target card from the discard pile into the deck, then draw and reveal a card. If it has the same name as the card you shuffled, gain a Fame token. Otherwise, you look silly. Card : Bucky
Convert Into Pure Energy c2 Action Set aside another Action from your hand. Destroy one of your tangible Things. Draw three cards; discard them and draw again if none are Actions. Play one of the Actions you drew this way and the Action you set aside. End your turn. Card : Binarius	Telefrag Reaction Play immediately in response to an opponent's Thing. Destroy it before it takes effect and replace it with a Thing from your hand. Card : Binarius	Bio Boost Action Target opponent draws a card and then gives you two cards from their hand. Card : Binarius
No Thing For some inexplicable reason you just can't play this card. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Hardcore Thing The next time one of your things is destroyed, besides this, you instantly lose. Action: Prevent all of your things from being destroyed while discarding an action from your hand. This ends on your next turn, unless you discard an action without playing it. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Create Creation Action Create a brand new thing, then play it. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Rotation Tool Thing Action: Flip target Thing you control face-up or face-down, or rotate it 180° clockwise or counterclockwise. Card : ChippyYYZ	Master of Camouflage Thing When an opponent plays an Action, first as a Reaction you may put this card into play from your hand if it's not already in play, and you may set aside up to three cards from your hand and/or add 3 blank cards to your hand. After that Action resolves, return any cards set aside or added this way to where they came from. Card : ChippyYYZ	Buried Treasure Thing When this enters play, create 3 blank Thing cards named Gem and put them underneath it face down, along with the top 3 cards of the deck. Put those cards in the discard pile if this card leaves play. Action: Put a random card from underneath this card into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ
Dredge Net Thing Action: Put the topmost card in the discard pile into your hand and put Dredge Net in its place. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may discard a card to return Dredge Net to your hand as well. Card : Binarius	Banish to the Near Future Action Shuffle target Thing into the top ten cards of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	The Transept Thing - Location Cobwebs line ornately inlaid wall carvings depicting... an ancient battle? But many of the figures have been defaced with crude hacking tools. Hollow echoes follow your footsteps to a rubble-filled corner, where you uncover three Crate tokens, each with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card." An urge to pry one open arises within you. What are those doing here...? Card : Binarius
Jackpot! Action Upon drawing thi, you must play it. You immediately lose the game. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Fool Thing You must play this as soon as possible. At the start of your turn, destroy target thing in your possession, other than this. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Instantaneous Win Action You instanty lose the game. Lucky You! Play this to redeem your Instantaneous Win! Card : JakeTheWolfie

Abyssal Boon Thing You can't win the game, and your opponents can't lose the game or be eliminated. Once during your turn, you may look at the top two cards of the deck. You may put one or both of them in the discard pile, then draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Destroy Destruction Action Destroy target Thing, then remove it from the game. Card : ChippyYYZ	Fool's Fortune Action Create four blank Thing cards named Gem and put them on top of the deck. "We're rich!" Card : ChippyYYZ
Abrupt Choose Your Own Adventure Ending Action Eliminate yourself. You are never heard from again. THE END Card : Binarius	Strategic Thrashing About Action Destroy one of your Things. Target opponent destroys one of their Things. Card : Binarius	Homemade Hot Air Balloon Thing Action: View target opponent's hand and roll a die. On a 1, crash: discard your hand and destroy this and four other Things you control, minus one for each card you discarded. If you can't, you are eliminated. Card : Binarius
Preheat Action Choose one or both: You may play an additional Thing on your next turn, OR put a Flame Token on target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Clockwork Card Player Thing When this enters play, put your hand underneath it face down. At the beginning of your turn, after drawing a card, play a random card from underneath this card. It doesn't count as one of your plays for the turn. Put that card in the discard pile instead if it can't be played. Surprisingly articulate, but winds down pretty quickly. Card : ChippyYYZ	Lost Luggage Action Target opponent shuffles your choice of either a random card from their hand or a Thing they control of their choice into the deck, then gains a Crate Token with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card." Do this two more times. You may not choose the same opponent three times. Card : ChippyYYZ

Dogpile Action Turn target Thing face-down. Put the top five cards of the discard pile on top of it face-down as blank Things. Card : Binarius	Anxiety Attack Action You must play this card as soon as you draw it, but it does not count against your per-turn limit and you may draw another card. Discard a card if any opponent has more cards in hand or Things in play than you or played more cards during their most recent turn than you did. Card : Binarius	Repulsor Blast Action Return up to one Thing controlled by each opponent to their hands. For each such Thing, return one of your Things to your hand as well. Card : Binarius
Compactor Thing Action: Combine 3 things owned by the same player into 1 token. Give this token to the owner of the 3 things and destroy said 3 things. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Tap Action Turn target thing 90 degrees. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Untap Action Unturn target thing 90 degrees. Card : JakeTheWolfie
40% Off Sale Action For each player who controls at least 5 non-token Things, destroy two target Things that player controls. Card : ChippyYYZ	Goblin Boss Thing When this enters play or at the beginning of your turn, gain a Goblin Token. When Goblin Boss would be destroyed, destroy a Goblin Token instead. When Goblin Boss is destroyed, the destroying player draws three cards, and you draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bad Advice Action Put up to three cards from the discard pile into target player's hand. They discard three cards at random. Card : ChippyYYZ

Luck of the Draw III Action Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw seven cards. Choose three of them to discard, then discard three of the remaining four at random. Card : Binarius

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