Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 7701-7800

Steadfast Cadre Thing If a player only controls Things by one creator (excluding this card), they are indestructible. Card : Binarius	No Peeking Reaction Play in response to an Action that would reveal or let a player look at cards in the deck or in your hand. Negate that Action. That Action's player discards a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Burnout Blast Action Remove target Thing from the game. If you've already played Burnout Blast in the last 8 hours, shuffle all Things you control and cards in your hand into the deck, then discard the top 5 cards of the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ
Green Grass And High Tides Thing When a player would draw a card at the beginning of their turn, they may instead draw until they have four cards in hand. You may instead draw until you have five cards in hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Return to Sender Action Return target tangible Thing to its controller's hand. Card : Binarius	Lava Cannon Thing Discard a card at the start of your turn. You must play an Action each turn. If you use an Action ability of another Thing, destroy it. Action: Destroy target Thing. Card : Binarius
War of the Elders Thing Creators whose Things are controlled by the same player, and no opponents, are Allies. No player may play cards by creators that are Allied under an opponent's control. Action (global): If you control any Allied Things, destroy target Thing; its controller may prevent its destruction by returning one of their Allied Things to their hand. Card : Binarius	Overextend Reaction Play in response to an opponent's Action and discard any number of cards from your hand. For each card you discard this way, they repeat that action. Draw a card for each card you discarded. Card : ChippyYYZ	Uploader Thing At any time, if you haven't done so since you last began a turn, you may put a card from your hand or a Thing you control on top of the deck Card : ChippyYYZ

Morse Code Intensifies Thing You may play an additional Action each turn. Discard a random card at the end of your turn if you played any Actions but didnt play an Action card or Action Ability by ChippyYYZ. Card : ChippyYYZ	Shake the Tree Action Target opponent discards a random card. Draw a card; the opponent chooses whether you draw from the draw pile or the discard pile. Card : Binarius	Mole Thing Play this card into target opponent's control. Whenever you draw a card, you must announce its title. Card : Binarius
Paddlewheel Aerator Thing Whenever a card is played, rotate Paddlewheel Aerator 90° clockwise. When Paddlewheel Aerator completes a clockwise rotation, you may draw a card and discard a card. Card : Binarius	Visit From Santa Action Each player draws a card. You may play an additional Action this turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Rudolph's Guidance Thing Non-rule effects can't prevent you from drawing cards, playing cards or Action Abilities, taking turns, or targeting Things. Card : ChippyYYZ
Santa's Judgement Thing Whenever a player destroys a Thing they don't control or causes an opponent to discard a card, they become Naughty. At the end of your turn, rotate Santa's Judgement 120° clockwise. When Santa's Judgement completes a clockwise rotation, each Naughty player discards a card instead of taking their next turn. Remove this card from the game. Card : ChippyYYZ	Frosty's Magic Thing Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn. If you have not yet done so, you may immediately play a card you draw in this way and draw another one. At the end of your third turn since you gained control of this card, it melts into the discard pile. Card : Binarius	Figgy Pudding Thing When this card leaves play, each player may draw a card for each turn it was in your control, up to a maximum of three. You may draw another card and play one of the cards you drew. Traditionally prepared weeks in advance to allow its flavor to mature as it ages. Card : Binarius

And a Partridge in a Pear Tree Reaction Play immediately in response when a card would move from one player's hand to another's to take a random card from the donor's hand, or when a Thing in play would move from one player's control to another's to take control of another of the donor's Things. Card : Binarius	99 reasons why Thing Play this on another thing. At the beginning of the owner of that thing's turn, they either destroy this and give you control of a copy of the thing under this, or they destroy this and the thing under this. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Enslav-ment Action Give everyone a copy of this card. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Experimental Death Cartoon Thing Action: Place an ink token on target thing. At the beginning of that thing's owner's next turn, they destroy that thing. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Spiteful Retort Action Destroy a Thing controlled by an opponent who has caused you to discard a card or lose control of a Thing since the end of your last turn. Card : Binarius	Staggered Thing Play this into any player's control. You may not play Actions. After one full turn in control of this, you may put it in the discard pile instead of drawing at the start of your turn. Card : Binarius
Headstone Mason Thing Whenever a non-token Thing is destroyed, its controller gains a token with its title. Destroy it if the Thing returns to play, unless it's a zombie. Card : Binarius	Double the Faxes! Thing Whenever any play would do an action, they do the action twice. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Tactical Suicide Action Eliminate yourself along with an opponent. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Contradict ReAction Whenever anyone would target an opponent's thing, you may cancel the action by playing this. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Sticky Bomb Attack Thing When you play this, play any number of cards from your hand face down onto target opponent's non-token Things as blank Things. At the beginning of your turn, destroy one blank Thing and the Thing attached to it. If you can't, put this card in the discard pile. Card : Binarius	Atonement Action If you have ever destroyed any opponents' Things, you may give each such opponent a card from your hand. If you do, you may draw the same number of cards. Card : Binarius
Enfeeble Action Target opponent draws a card and discards a card instead of taking their next turn. Card : Binarius	Chippy Sucks lol Action Destroy anything from ChippyYYZ, and force anyone with cards from ChippyYYZ to discard them. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Computer Chip Thing Action: Eat. Destroy this. Tastes like Sour Cream and Onion Card : JakeTheWolfie
Sour Cream and Onion Thing Action: Eat. Destroy this. Tastes like Computer Chip Card : JakeTheWolfie	Boats Against The Current Action Each player, starting with you, returns a card from the discard pile to their hand. Each opponent who does so puts a card from their hand on top of the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ	Reclamation Thing When Reclamation enters play or is destroyed, return another Thing card from the discard pile to your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ

Lost And Found Action Swap the cards in your hand with the same number of cards from the top of the discard pile (this card is not counted as part of either). Card : ChippyYYZ	Stick the Landing Reaction Play immediately in response when a Thing that entered play during your most recent turn would be destroyed. It remains in play; draw a card instead. Card : Binarius	Emergency Teleport Pad Thing Action: Exchange target Thing with a Thing in your hand and destroy Emergency Teleport Pad. Card : Binarius
Arcane Focus Thing If there is an Action card on this at the beginning of your turn, you may play it without cost. Action: Put an Action card onto this if it has none. Action: If there is an Action card on this, play it and return it to your hand. Card : Binarius	fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck Thing When this has been in play for at least 5 rounds, eliminate yourself. Action: Give an opponent control of this. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Calendar from 1936 Thing If January 1st of this year was on a Wednesday and it's a leap year, you win. Otherwise, draw a card then destroy this. Re-Usable every so and so years! Card : JakeTheWolfie
Party Popper Action Gain 100 Confetti tokens Card : JakeTheWolfie	Seek Wisdom in Thyself Action Discard your hand. If you discard at least four cards, look at the top 10 cards of the draw pile and either put two of them into your hand and shuffle and replace the rest, or shuffle and replace them all and draw five cards. Card : Binarius	Library of Binarius Thing When this enters play, draw until you have drawn 10 Things by Binarius and place them face up under this card; shuffle the rest into the draw pile. You may use the following ability for free when this enters play. Thing (global): Put a Thing under this into your control and return it at the start of your next turn. You may not borrow the same card two turns in a row. Card : Binarius

Incantation of Protection Thing Play this onto target Thing. If attached Thing would be destroyed, it returns to its controller's hand instead. Card : Binarius	Read The Runes Thing Action: Put the top card of the deck into the discard pile. If there are at least 5 Action cards in the discard pile, play the bottom-most one then remove it from the game. Card : ChippyYYZ	Phantom Memory Thing Treat this card at all times as a copy of the bottom-most Thing in the discard pile, except it counts as intangible and nonliving. If the bottom-most Thing changes, so does this card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Dark Bargain Action Put the bottom three cards of the discard pile into your hand, then discard a random card. "I want them back. I don't care what it costs me." Card : ChippyYYZ	Banish to the Past Action Move up to three cards in the discard pile to the bottom of the pile. Card : Binarius	Relic Destruction Action Remove a card in the discard pile from the game. Card : Binarius
Silence of the Ages Thing While there are cards in the draw pile, the discard pile may not be altered except by adding cards as they are discarded. Card : Binarius	One of a Kind Thing Card : JakeTheWolfie	One of a Kind Thing Card : JakeTheWolfie

One of a Kind Thing Card : JakeTheWolfie	Oracular Consultation Thing Action: Sacrifice a card to roll a die. Opponents (1) each reveal a random card to you, or will not play (2) Actions or (3) Things during their next turn; target opponent (4) reveals their hand to you or (5) will not play anything during their next turn; or (6) look at the titles of the top four cards of the draw pile, put one into your hand, and replace the others in any order. Card : Binarius	Angelic Blessing Thing When you play this, return an eliminated player to the game; they draw five cards. While they remain in the game, this card is indestructible and you may not be eliminated. Card : Binarius
Void Prison Action Put the top card of the discard pile face down onto target Thing. Those cards count as a single blank Thing. Its controller gains a Void token. Card : Binarius	Torrent Action Put the top three cards of the deck into play under your control face-down in a stack. They count as a single Thing with the text "Action: Put this Thing into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Seize Action Discard a random card. You control target player during their next turn (you see all cards that player could see and make all decisions for that player). Card : ChippyYYZ
Hey Everybody, It's Christmas Time! Action Each player rolls a die, creates a copy of card number 7713+X, where X is the number rolled, and puts that card into their hand. You roll two additional dice and create two additional cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	Holiday Rush Action Besides this card, you may play an Action and a Thing this turn, plus one additional card. Skip your next turn. Card : Binarius	Bump Card Thing Whenever a non-token Thing is destroyed, its controller gains a Bump token. A player with more Bump tokens than cards in their hand must destroy them and skip their next turn. Card : Binarius

Hand Morph Action Discard your hand. Target opponent discards a card. Put a copy of each card in their hand into your hand. Card : Binarius	One of a Kind Thing Card : JakeTheWolfie	One of a Kind Thing Card : JakeTheWolfie
One of a Kind Thing Card : JakeTheWolfie	Bollard Thing Play this into any player's control. When you gain control of a non-token Thing, destroy it and Bollard. Card : Binarius	Touch of Chaos Action Shuffle a random card from each player's hand together and deal one card to each player. Card : Binarius
Rage Strike Action If you have fewer than three cards in your hand, destroy three of target player's Things minus one for each card in your hand. Card : Binarius	One of a Kind Thing Card : JakeTheWolfie	One of a Kind Thing Card : JakeTheWolfie

One of a Kind Thing Card : JakeTheWolfie	Measure Twice / Cut Once Thing/Action As a Thing: When this enters play or at the beginning of your turn, put a Target counter on target Thing or return this card to your hand. As an Action: Choose target Thing. Flip a coin. On heads, destroy it. If it has a Target counter, the coin is automatically heads and this Action can't be negated or prevented from targeting or destroying that Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Good Idea / Bad Idea Thing/Action As a Thing: Play into any player's control. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 2. As an Action: Draw four cards, then put this card into play under your control. Card : ChippyYYZ
Moments Ago / Ages Ago Thing/Action As a Thing: Play this as a copy of the topmost Thing in the discard pile. It gains "When this would be destroyed, first play the topmost Action of the discard pile." As an Action: Play the bottom-most Action and the bottom-most Thing in the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bend in the Breeze / Break in the Gale Thing/Action As a Thing: When another of your Things would be destroyed, you may instead return both it and this to your hand. As an Action: Destroy target tangible Thing. Its controller returns another of their Things to their hand. Card : Binarius	The Best of Times / The Worst of Times Thing/Action As a Thing: You may draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn. As an Action: Target opponent discards down to one card. Card : Binarius
Ignite / Incinerate Thing/Action As a Thing: When this enters play or at the beginning of your turn, put a Flame token on target Thing or return this to your hand. As an Action: Destroy target Thing. If it had a Flame token, flip a coin for each adjacent Thing: on tails, it gains a Flame token and you may discard a card to return this card to your hand. Card : Binarius	Outplay Action Target opponent reveals a card from their hand. You may play an additional card of that card's type this turn. When you play your second card of that type this turn, they discard the revealed card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bump Action Return target Thing to its controller's hand. You may either draw a card or play an extra Action this turn. Card : ChippyYYZ

Hastened Advance Thing You may play two additional Actions each turn. Whenever you play your third Action or your second Action Ability in a turn, destroy Hastened Advance. Card : ChippyYYZ	Descry Action Look at target opponent's hand or the top three cards of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Despoil Action Target opponent may return one of their Things to their hand. Then, starting with you and continuing in order, every other player may take control of one of their Things. Card : Binarius
Maraud Action Look at each opponent's hand, starting with the next player in turn order, until you find a hand with at least one Thing. Take a Thing from it. Card : Binarius	Bloodfixer Thing - Dark Elf Thing: Once before your next turn, you may prevent the destruction of another Thing. When you do, look at that Thing's controller's hand and choose a card. They discard that card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Misleader Thing - Dark Elf When you or a Thing you control becomes the target of an effect, you may discard an Action card to choose a different target. Card : ChippyYYZ
Fell Blade Thing - Dark Elf Untargetable. Turn: Name a non-Token card. Any Things in play with that name are put into the discard pile. Blank this card's text. Card : ChippyYYZ	Eighteen Ton Weight Thing When you play this, destroy target Thing. Its controller returns one of their Things to their hand, and you return one of your Things to your hand. Eighteen Ton Weight cannot return to your hand, and only by using their entire turn can a player destroy it (and even then, only with great difficulty). Card : Binarius	Brevity Thing Cards with ruletext longer than two lines may not be played. Card : Binarius

Mandatory Fun Thing Read the word "may" on every other card as "must". Card : Binarius	In The Line Of Fire Thing When this enters play, attach it to target Thing. Whenever a Thing would be destroyed, except by itself, roll a die. On a 4-5, destroy the attached Thing as well. On a 6, destroy the attached Thing instead. "Keep your head down!" Card : ChippyYYZ	Suppressive Fire Action Each opponent rolls 2 d6s. Until your next turn, whenever an opponent plays a Thing or draws a card besides the first card of their turn, they roll another d6. For each 1 a player rolls this way, they discard a card. For each 6 a player rolls this way, destroy a Thing they control. Card : ChippyYYZ
Heavy Machine Gun Thing Whenever an opponent plays a Thing or draws a card besides the first card of their turn, roll a d6. On a 1, that opponent discards a card. On a 6, destroy target Thing they control. Whenever a 1 or 6 is rolled this way, you may only play one card or ability on your next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	One Step Ahead Action Target opponent must give you an Action card if possible, or else reveal their hand to you. Card : Binarius	Security Breach Thing Play this into any player's control. You must keep one card in your hand revealed at all times. Card : Binarius
Hard Tackle Action Return target Thing to its controller's hand. Its controller discards a random card. Card : Binarius	Veil Of Utter Secrecy Thing You aren't affected by effects that would cause you to reveal any cards in your hand or allow another player to look at any cards in your hand. "████ of ███████ █████ █████ ████ for ███████" -[REDACTED] Card : ChippyYYZ	Step Through Shadows Action In any order: Draw a card, discard a card, and put the top card of the deck Up Your Sleeve. You may return this card to your hand, or, instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may move two cards from Up Your Sleeve into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ

The Kinslayer Thing - Dark Elf Non-rule effects can't prevent you from playing Actions. When The Kinslayer is destroyed, return it to your hand and discard a random card. Action: Destroy a random non-token Thing you control and target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ

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