Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 7501-7600

I win by Conensus Thing Action: All opponents vote for you to win instantly. If at least 2/3rds of them accept, you win and the game is over. Otherwise, nothing happens. Card : JakeTheWolfie	The Flood Action Destroy everything, even if it is indestructible. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Copy Machine Action Create a copy of target thing in play. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Post-Credits Scene Action Draw a card. Set Post-Credits Scene aside face-up along with a card from your hand attached to it face-down. If your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, reveal the attached card instead of returning it to the deck. Add it to your hand after you draw your opening hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Field Research Thing Whenever an Action card you play would cause you to draw two or more cards, draw one fewer. Whenever an Action card you play would not cause you to draw any cards, draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Echoing Calamity Thing When this card enters play or is destroyed, each player discards all but three cards from their hand. Card : ChippyYYZ
Take the High Road Reaction Play immediately in response when you would destroy an opponent's Thing. Leave it undisturbed and draw three cards instead. Card : Binarius	Carpool Lane 3+ Thing You may discard a card and draw a card at the end of your turn if you control at least three other non-token Things. Card : Binarius	Detour Thing Opponents may play at most one card per turn. When an opponent would draw a card, you instead draw a card and then give them a card from your hand. Destroy this at the beginning of your turn. Card : Binarius

Military Funding Thing At the end of your turn, if an effect you control destroyed an opponent's Thing since the end of your last turn, draw a card. Otherwise, rotate this card 90° clockwise. When this card completes a clockwise rotation, put it in the discard pile and discard two cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	Open The Vaults Action Put all Things from the discard pile into play under your control. At the beginning of your next turn, destroy all Things you control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Trick Dealing Thing Whenever you interact with the deck (drawing cards, putting cards on top of the deck, shuffling the deck, etc.) you may first set aside the top card of the deck without looking at it and put it back afterwards. Card : ChippyYYZ
Kwyjibo Thing You may only play this while it would be illegal to play a card. If no one catches you, draw 3 cards. If someone dos catch you, discard your hand and destroy this thing. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Sly Deal Action Trade and equal amount of things between yourself and an opponent. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Let's see you play this, sucker Action If card 69 is played, play this out of turn to counter that card from being played. You can only play this to counter card 69 from being played. This title serves multiple purposes. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Snooze Button Reaction Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action to delay its effect until the start of their next turn. You may discard a card to return this card to your hand if you have not already done so twice. Card : Binarius	Thrice Charmed Thing Play this onto target Thing. When you play this, specify up to three other Things you control; if attached Thing would be destroyed while any of them remain in play, return it to your hand instead. Card : Binarius	Brainbug Thing You must play this as soon as it enters your hand, but it does not count against your per-turn limit. Discard a card when you play this. At the end of your turn, destroy this if all opponents' hands are empty; otherwise, put it on top of the draw pile. Card : Binarius

Gyro Stabilization Thing Once during your turn when you discard a card, you may draw a card. When Gyro Stabilization is destroyed, discard a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Lightning-Breathing Dragon Thing At the beginning of your turn, gain an Energy Token if you don't have one. Action: Gain 2 Energy Tokens. Action: Spend an Energy Token for each card in an opponent's hand to destroy target Thing they control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Fastest Gun In The West Thing When this card enters play, create a copy of Bullet Time (#7487) and put it into play under your control. Action: Discard an Action card to destroy target Thing. Bullet Time doesn't apply to this Action Ability. Card : ChippyYYZ
Red Hacks Thing At any point during the game, you may end target player's turn if they've played at least one action/thing. You cannot do this if you've already done this before your next turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Green Hacks Thing At any point during the game, you may prevent target thing from being destroyed. You cannot do this if you've already done this before your next turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Blue Hacks Thing At any point during the game, you may redirect a target to another target thing. You cannot do this if you've already done this before your next turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Yo-Yo Stabilizer Thing At the end of your turn, rotate Yo-Yo Stabilizer 360˚ clockwise, divided by 2 for each Yo-Yo Weight that has become Extended. When it completes a clockwise rotation, draw a card. Action (global): This gains 2 Yo-Yo Weight tokens if none are in play. Action (global): Ex­tend all Yo-Yo Weights in play. Card : Binarius	Only Mostly Dead Action Return the topmost living Thing in the discard pile to play. Card : Binarius	Ice-Breathing Dragon Thing At the start of your turn, gain a Frost token if you have fewer than 4. Action: Spend any num­ber of Frost tokens to afflict target opponent during their next turn. If you spend at least 1: They play at most one card. 2: They may not draw cards. 3: They may not play cards. 4: They skip their turn. Card : Binarius

Black Hacks Thing At any point during the game, you may destroy target thing. You cannot do this if you've already done this before your next turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie	White Hacks Thing At any point during the game, you may gain control of target thing in the discard pile. You cannot do this if you've already done this before your next turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Rainbow Hacks Thing At any point during the game, you may use a hack: Red (#7522), Green (#7523), Blue (#7524), Black (#7528), or White (#7529). You cannot do this if you've already done this before your next turn. I have control over ALL OF SPACE AND TIME! Card : JakeTheWolfie
Preemptive Plagiarism Action Each opponent reveals an Action card from their hand, or reveals a hand containing no Action cards. Choose an Action card revealed this way. This card has that Action's text as additional ruletext. Card : ChippyYYZ	Mana-Breathing Dragon Thing Gain one Mana Token whenever you discard a card, or two if it's an Action. Once during your turn, you may spend a Mana Token to put the top card of the deck on top of target Thing. If it's a Thing, treat it and that Thing as one Thing with only the properties of the top card. Otherwise, destroy that Thing and put that card into the discard pile, or play it by spending two Mana Tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ	Gremlins Action During each opponent's next turn, they can't create tokens, they can't play Action Abilities of Things, and you may look at the first card they would draw each turn. You may put that card in the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ
Starquake Action Each player gains two Energy tokens for each card in their hand and each non-token Thing they control. Any player with more than ten Energy tokens must, until they have at most ten, destroy four of them and either destroy a non-token Thing they control or discard a random card. Card : Binarius	A Quiet Night In Action Draw a card. If it is a Thing, you may play it face down and turn it face up at the start of your next turn. End your turn. Card : Binarius	Omni-Gate Device Thing Action: Spend 3 Energy tokens or discard an Action and a Thing to activate the device. Until the end of your turn, all cards in opponents' hands are considered to belong to you. Card : Binarius

Red Hacker Thing When this enters play, gain a copy of Red Hacks (#7522) if you do not have one. At the beggining of your turn, gain a Crypto Token. Action: Spend 2 Crypto tokens to either: Gain 2 uses of Red Hacks OR ignore "if they've played at least one action/thing." on Red Hacks' text for the next use. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Green Hacker Thing When this enters play, gain a copy of Green Hacks (#7523 if you do not have one). At the beggining of your turn, gain a Crypto Token. Action: Destroy 2 Crypto tokens to either: Gain 2 uses of Green Hacks OR play an additional thing this turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Blue Hacker Thing When this enters play, gain a copy of Blue Hacks (#7524) if you do not have one. At the beggining of your turn, gain a Crypto Token. Action: Destroy 2 Crypto tokens to either: Gain 2 uses of Blue Hacks OR amplify the target by having it target twice as many valid targets for the next use. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Scrambling Blast Action Target player discards their hand, then draws that many cards minus one. Card : ChippyYYZ	Test of Devotion Action Target player discards a card. You may discard a card with the same creator to repeat this process. If you discard least 3 cards this way, take an extra turn after this one. Card : ChippyYYZ	For The Greater Good Action Destroy target Thing. Each player draws two cards and discards a card. A tragic loss, but it must be done for the benefit of all of us. Card : ChippyYYZ
The Greater Good Reaction Play immediately in response when an opponent destroys a Thing. Each player draws two cards and discards a card. Card : Binarius	Celestial Alignment Thing Draw a card whenever a Thing card enters play. Discard a card whenever a Thing card leaves play. Card : Binarius	Nova Bomb Action Shuffle all Things with Action abilities together and place them face down. In order starting with target player, each player draws a Thing, plays its first Action as if it were a standalone Action card if possible, and then destroys that Thing and discards a card. Card : Binarius

Black Hacker Thing When this enters play, gain a copy of Black Hacks (#7528) if you do not have one. At the beggining of your turn, gain a Crypto Token. Action: Destroy 2 Crypto tokens to either: Gain 2 uses of Black Hacks OR make a player discard their hand, then redrawing the lost card amount. Card : JakeTheWolfie	White Hacker Thing When this enters play, gain a copy of White Hacks (#7529) if you do not have one. At the beggining of your turn, gain a Crypto Token. Action: Destroy 2 Crypto tokens to either: Gain 2 uses of White Hacks OR gain 1 target thing from target player. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Rainbow Hacker Thing When this enters play, gain a copy of Rainbow Hacks (#7530) if you do not have one. At the beggining of your turn, gain a Crypto Token. Action: Destroy 2 Crypto tokens to gain 2 uses of Rainbow Hacks. Card : JakeTheWolfie
System Bypass Thing At the end of your turn, discard a random card. When this enters play, attach it to a Thing you control with an Action Ability. Treat "Action:" on the attached Thing as "At any time, if you haven't done so since you last began a turn, you may do the following:" "I'm in." Card : ChippyYYZ	For The Pretty Good Action Destroy target Thing. Each player draws a card and discards a card. I'd say this worked out pretty well for mostly everyone involved. Card : ChippyYYZ	For The Lulz Action Destroy target Thing. Each player discards a card. We live in a society. Card : ChippyYYZ
I'm bored, who wants some tea? Action Go make some tea for everyone, then end the game. For the more simple Dvorak Player Card : JakeTheWolfie	I'm bored, who wants some Ghost Peppers? Action Get some Ghost Peppers for everyone, then end the game. For the hot-headded Dvorak Player Card : JakeTheWolfie	I'm bored, who wants some Free Air? Action Everyone takes a deep breath. End the game afterwards. For the "I'm holding my breath so this game will go on forever" Dvorak Player. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Enchanted Soil Thing When Enchanted Soil has completed a full turn with a Sunlight token and a Water token on it, destroy it and replace it with a copy of Potted Card (#6009). Action: Give Enchanted Soil a Sunlight token or a Water token. Card : Binarius	Enchanted Garden Thing At the end of your third full turn after playing this, draw until you have drawn a number of Things equal to the number of players. Put one of them into your hand and distribute one of the others to each opponent at random. Then destroy this and give each player a copy of Enchanted Soil (#7555). Card : Binarius	Hit the Ground Running Action If your hand is empty, draw four cards and play up to two of them. Card : Binarius
Red Hacker Base Thing When this enters play, gain a copy of Red Hacker (#7537) if you do not have one. At the beggining of your turn, gain a Glitch Token. Action: Spend 2 Glitch tokens to either: Gain 4 uses of Red Hacks OR ignore "if they've played at least one action/thing." on Red Hacks' text for the next 2 uses. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Green Hacker Base Thing When this enters play, gain a copy of Green Hacker (#7538) if you do not have one. At the beggining of your turn, gain a Glitch Token. Action: Destroy 2 Glitch tokens to either: Gain 4 uses of Green Hacks OR play 2 additional things this turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Blue Hacker Base Thing When this enters play, gain a copy of Blue Hacker (#7539) if you do not have one. At the beggining of your turn, gain a Glitch Token. Action: Destroy 2 Glitch tokens to either: Gain 4 uses of Blue Hacks OR amplify the target by having it target 4 times as many valid targets for the next use. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Heavy Is The Crown Thing When this card enters play or at the beginning of your turn, you may gain an Ambition Token. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 1 for each Ambition Token in play. During your turn, you may spend 6 Ambition Tokens and discard two cards to win the game. Action and Thing: Gain an Ambition Token. Card : ChippyYYZ	Extra Thicc Thing When this card enters play, put the top 4 cards of the deck face-down underneath it. If this card leaves play, those cards leave play likewise. For each card underneath this card, this card counts as a extra Thing for any rules or effects that count a number of Things. Card : ChippyYYZ	The Maker's Hands Thing Action: Reveal the top card of the deck. You may reveal a card from your hand with the same creator to draw a card. Action: Discard two cards that share a creator to put target Thing in the discard pile. "I create with one hand, but I destroy with both hands at once." Card : ChippyYYZ

Black Hacker Base Thing When this enters play, gain a copy of Black Hacker (#7546) if you do not have one. At the beggining of your turn, gain a Glitch Token. Action: Destroy 2 Glitch tokens to either: Gain 4 uses of Black Hacks OR make a player discard their hand, then redrawing 1/2 their original hand. Card : JakeTheWolfie	White Hacker Base Thing When this enters play, gain a copy of White Hacker (#7547) if you do not have one. At the beggining of your turn, gain a Glitch Token. Action: Destroy 2 Glitch tokens to either: Gain 4 uses of White Hacks OR gain 2 target things from target player(s). Card : JakeTheWolfie	Rainbow Hacker Base Thing When this enters play, gain a copy of Rainbow Hacker (#7548) if you do not have one. At the beggining of your turn, gain a Glitch Token. Action: Destroy 2 Glitch tokens to gain 2 uses of all hacks (excepts Rainbow Hacks.) Card : JakeTheWolfie
Bubbling Cauldron Thing At the end of your turn, you may put any number of cards from your hand face down under this card. Action: Discard the cards in the cauldron. Look at an equal number of cards from the top of the draw pile and put one into your hand. Eye of Wily Gatekeeper and toe of Positronic Flux Regulator... Card : Binarius	Saw It Once in a Movie Action Play up to two of the three bottommost Actions in the discard pile. Card : Binarius	Fronthand Backhand Action Allow target opponent to indicate their preference for "fronthand" or "backhand". Regardless of their choice, destroy one of their Things. Card : Binarius
Suddenly, Pineapples Action Destroy all tokens, and each player gains pineapple tokens equalling the amount of tokens that they controlled. Card : JakeTheWolfie	HIIIIIYYAAHHHHHH!! Thing Action: Destroy target thing. If it is successful, shrink your handsize by 1. If not, shrink it by 2. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! Card : JakeTheWolfie	Do it again Thing Gain an extra action while you control this. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Reverberating Echo Reaction Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action card. In order starting with the player after them, each of their opponents plays the same Action. Card : Binarius	I'll Have What I'm Having Action Put a copy of every Thing you have played this turn into play under your control. Card : Binarius	Oversized Sweatshirt Thing When you would discard a card, you may put it Up Your Sleeve instead if you have fewer than three cards Up Your Sleeve. Action: Move a card from Up Your Sleeve to your hand. Card : Binarius
Center of Affairs Thing When this enters play, everyone moves their hands into one central hand. Anyone may play cards from the central hand or their own hand. This is indestructible until the central hand is depleted. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Treasure Chest Thing When this enters play, draw the top 3 cards and play them facedown under this thing, without ever looking at them faceup. Action (Global): Take a card from under this thing, and replace it with a card in hand facedown. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Free Sushi Bar Thing When this enters play, every player gains a copy of this card without doing this sentence. Action: Place or take a card under this thing. Action: Move all Free Sushi Bars and any cards under them clockwise. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Caffè Sospeso Thing You must transfer this card to the control of a player with fewer cards in hand than you, if possible. When an opponent would discard a card, they instead give it to you. Card : Binarius	Noah Webster's Vengeful Ghost Thing Play this card into any player's control. During any turn in which you play a card, you must play the alphabetically earliest card in your hand. Card : Binarius	The Lost Art of Cornervaluing L4 Action Any opponent who does not control a Thing with a cornervalue and does not reveal a card with a cornervalue from their hand must discard a card. Card : Binarius

Dark Haze Action Target player's maximum hand size is reduced by 4 during their next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Cloaking Device Action You and face down Things you control can't be targeted until your next turn. You may put a Thing card from your hand into play face down. Turn it face up at the start of your next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Selective Reality Thing Play this under any player's control, attached to a Thing they control. The attached Thing is blank while it's not your turn. Card : ChippyYYZ
Magical Bullshit Action Target player skips their next turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Shield T Thing When this enters play, play it on one of your things. No one may target anything you own except for this. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Internal Screaming T Thing No one may target anything you own except for this. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Action-Packed Action Reveal the top 20 cards of the draw pile. Discard all of the Things revealed in this way. Shuffle all of the Actions and replace them on top of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	To Sail Beyond the Sunset Action You win if your name is on this card. Otherwise, write your name on it. Card : Binarius	How High Is the Balloon? Thing - Math Problem A balloon floats over flat land on a vertical tether. A trio of trigonometry enthusiasts stand such that they each view the balloon at an angle of 60˚ over the horizon. Alice observes an angle BAC of 30˚ between Bob and Carol, who are standing 60 meters apart. Card : Binarius

Intrusion Action Choose one: Look at target player's hand, then they give you a card from their hand. OR Target player gives you a random card from their hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bottled Echo Thing When you play an Action card, put it under Bottled Echo instead of into the discard pile if there isn't already an Action card under Bottled Echo. When this is destroyed, play an Action from underneath it. Card : ChippyYYZ	Time Stretch Action Take an extra turn after this one. If you have at least 2 opponents, each other player takes an extra turn after their next turn, and you take another turn after your next non-extra turn. Remove Time Stretch from the game. Card : ChippyYYZ
Not Paying Attention Action Skip target player's next turn. Card : Binarius	Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Action If you control at least 30 Things, including at least 10 non-token Things, and you control more Things than all other players combined, you win. Card : Binarius	The Year in Review Thing Whenever a player would draw a card, they draw the bottom card of the discard pile. Card : Binarius
Discard-Phobic Thing If this ever leaves play, whoever caused it is immediately eliminated. When this enters play, play it on one of your things. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Time Dilation or whatever Action Permanently gain an extra turn. Gain a token that does not count as a thing to remind you of this. Card : JakeTheWolfie	A shape in the shadows, a chill in the air Action Everyone gains 3 torch tokens with the text: "If you ever have less than 1 torch token, you are eliminated" Card : JakeTheWolfie

Infinite Dvorak Update Action Reveal cards from the top of the deck until any three cards revealed this way share a creator. Put those cards into your hand and shuffle the rest into the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ

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