Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 7301-7400

Off the Grid Thing Recall all of your non-token Things to your hand when this comes into your control. You may not play Things. When this leaves your control, replace all recalled Things remaining in your hand into your control. Action: Destroy this. Card : Binarius	The Cosmos Thing This counts as everything, at every time, in every way. Card : JakeTheWolfie	The Singularity Action Destroy everything, and discard everything. Card : JakeTheWolfie
TnT Thing - Item Action: Destroy this and target thing. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Leap Day Action Each player in turn order, starting with the next player who would take a turn, takes an extra turn after this one. Card : ChippyYYZ	Rod of Reeling Thing At the beginning of your turn, rotate Rod of Reeling 90° clockwise. When Rod of Reeling completes a clockwise rotation, gain control of target Thing. Action: Rotate Rod of Reeling 90° clockwise. Card : ChippyYYZ
Ascension of Past and Future Thing Action: Discard six cards. If you do, draw three cards and replace this card's text with "Untargetable. During your turn, you may look at the top card of the deck. Once during your turn you may play the top card of the deck or discard pile. It doesn't count as one of your plays for the turn." Card : ChippyYYZ	Take Out of Context Action Select two Things in play with abilities. Permanently exchange their abilities. Card : Binarius	World's Greatest Ventriloquist Action Activate an Action ability of an opponent's Thing. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may return this card to your hand. Card : Binarius

Chaos Device Action Destroy all of a random player's Things. That player discards their hand and draws five cards. If that player is you, draw a card and begin your turn. Card : Binarius	H4cked Th1ng Th15 c4rd 15 h4ck3d. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Ascension of Essence and Form Thing Action: Replace this ability with "Whenever a living Thing enters play, draw a card." Action: Replace this ability with "Whenever a tangible, non-living, non-token Thing enters play, draw a card." Action: Replace this ability with "Whenever an intangible, non-living, non-token Thing enters play, draw a card." Card : ChippyYYZ
Yeah I don't have a title for this one Action If you control no Things with Action Abilities, put target Thing with an Action Ability into your hand. How do I reverse-engineer a title that fits the effect? What steals a Thing that does something, but only if you don't already have one? How do you convey that? Eh, never mind. Card : ChippyYYZ	Training Dummy Thing Whenever Training Dummy is destroyed, return it to play under the control of the player who destroyed it, or under your control if no player controlled the effect that destroyed it. Card : ChippyYYZ	Untitled Action Destroy target thing Make the thing as existant as the title Card : JakeTheWolfie
Spanish or Vanish Thing Action: Make a player speak in spanish until there next turn. If they refuse to, nothing bad happens... for now Card : JakeTheWolfie	Decide Fate Action Eliminate Target Player, or give them 1 time elimination immunity. Can self target. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Shady Landlord Action Look at target opponent's hand and take any number of cards from it, then give them an equal number of cards from your hand. Card : Binarius

Alacritous Reprise Action Recover an Action card you played during your previous turn from the discard pile and play it again. Its effects are prevented if each of your opponents discards a card. Card : Binarius	Tornado Shelter Action Spare target tangible Thing from almost certain destruction by inviting it into your hand. Card : Binarius	No but in red ReAction Play this in response to an action that you don't like to prevent it. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Infinite Dvorak Thing Action: Set aside your hand, draw the entire deck and discard it, then take your previous hand. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Reduce, Reuse, and Reincarnate Action Gain target thing from the discard pile. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Ascension of Hierarchy and Dominance Thing Indestructible. Whenever an opponent with a Vassal Token draws their second card in a turn, they give it to you. Whenever a Vassal Token would be destroyed, you may discard a card instead. If you do, Vassal Tokens can't be destroyed this turn. Action: Discard four cards. If you do, target player gains a Vassal Token. Card : ChippyYYZ
Castle Walls Thing Other Things you control can't be targeted or destroyed by opponents' cards. If you control at least 3 other non-Token Things, you can't play Things. Card : ChippyYYZ	Air Support Action Look at the top 9 cards of the deck. You may choose up to two Action cards from among them, shuffle the rest into the deck, and play those Actions. For each of those Actions that would cause a player to draw cards, they draw no more than 5, and they gain a Crate Token instead of drawing each card beyond the first. Those tokens have "Action: Destroy this and draw a card." Card : ChippyYYZ	Welfare Policy Thing Any player may draw an extra card if their hand is empty at the start of their turn. Action (global): Draw a card if you have at most one card in your hand. Card : Binarius

Very Minor Spoiler Action Reveal the bottom card of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Baleful Gaze Thing A rancorous presence seems to loom over the table. At the end of each of your turns, an overpowering sensation of incorporeal malevolence prevents a random opponent from drawing at the start of their next turn. Card : Binarius	Tokens are things, too! Thing All tokens are considered to be non-token things while this is in play Card : JakeTheWolfie
Trap! Action Play this facedown infront of an opponent. They must play this if they look at it face-up. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Cakewalk Action Everyone passes their hand and things to their right. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Jewel of Time Thing Action: Destroy Jewel of Time and create a copy of Divine Cogwheel (#7334), Infernal Escapement (#7335), Minute Hand of Destiny (#7339), and Dial of Prospection (#7340). Put one of them into your hand and shuffle the others into the top 20 cards of the draw pile. Card : Binarius
Divine Cogwheel Thing - Clock Part You may play an Action card when you play Divine Cogwheel. Action: Return Divine Cogwheel to your hand and put a copy of another Clock Part on top of the draw pile. Action: Destroy two of your Clock Parts and put a copy of Doomsday Clock by Goldenboots (#3634) into play. Card : Binarius	Infernal Escapement Thing - Clock Part You may draw or play an extra card if you did not do so during your previous turn. Action: Destroy two of your Clock Parts and put a copy of Doomsday Clock by Binarius (#6425) into play. Card : Binarius	Jackpot! Thing When this enters play, nothing happens and the game continues. lol Card : JakeTheWolfie

A Furry Thing Action: Snuggle target player. Failure to do this will cause a random player to be eliminated Card : JakeTheWolfie	THE WRATH OF GOD Action Curse target player. What this curse does is unknown. They must say the secret passphrase to release the curse. If they make the phrase obvious, they will be cursed more. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Minute Hand of Destiny Thing - Clock Part At the start of each player's turn and whenever a card is played, rotate Minute Hand of Destiny 30˚ clockwise. When it completes a clockwise rotation, put a copy of another Clock Part on top of the draw pile. Action: Destroy two of your Clock Parts and put a copy of Clock of Finality (#6510) into play. Card : Binarius
Dial of Prospection Thing - Clock Part Action: Destroy two of your Clock Parts and put a copy of Wacky Watch (#6759) into play. Action: If you control at least three Clock Parts, put a copy of Perfect Timing (#7341) into your hand. Card : Binarius	Perfect Timing Action If you control Divine Cogwheel (#7334), Infernal Escapement (#7335), Minute Hand of Destiny (#7339), and Dial of Prospection (#7340), you win the game. Otherwise, put a copy of one of the above into play. Card : Binarius	Unlikely Thing If you own this, An Ink token, An Inhabitant from Adiart, and a Room, you win Just a Little ink, a little room, and a king will work. Card : JakeTheWolfie
AWOL Thing This thing cannot target or be targeted Card : JakeTheWolfie	Ale Thing Action: Drink. Destroy the Ale and gain 3 actions. You cannot perform actions for 2 turns. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Crazy Diamond Thing - Stand Indestructible. Action: Destroy target Thing. Return it to play under the same player's control. Action and Thing: Put the topmost tangible Thing in the discard pile into play under any player's control. Card : ChippyYYZ

The World XXI Thing - Stand When an opponent plays an Action, as a Reaction you may discard three cards to take an extra turn before that Action resolves. If that Action is an Action Ability of a Thing, it is negated if that Thing leaves play. During extra turns, Actions and Things can't cause you to draw cards. Action and Thing: Negate an Action being played. Card : ChippyYYZ	Star Platinum XVII Thing - Stand Action: Discard a card to destroy target Thing. If it survives being destroyed, then the next time Star Platinum would destroy it, put it in the discard pile instead. When an opponent plays an Action, as a Reaction you may discard two cards to play an Action. If your opponent's Action is an Action Ability of a Thing, it is negated if that Thing leaves play. Card : ChippyYYZ	My Cup Runneth Over Action Draw until you have five cards plus one for each opponent. Give a card to each opponent. Card : Binarius
Fine Wine Action Draw a card for every full year that has elapsed since March 1, 2007. If you draw any cards from the first 480 cards of the Infinite Dvorak Deck, you may play one of them. Card : Binarius	Angels' Share Thing Whenever an opponent draws their second card in a turn, they put it face down under Angels' Share. When Angels' Share is destroyed, play one of the cards under it and discard the rest. Card : Binarius	Beeting Heart Thing Action: Listen. Flip a coin. On heads, there is silence. The heart is ready to harvest. Draw until you draw a thing. Gain it, and discard the other cards. On tails, the heart beets on. Your opponents are entranced, and take one less action next turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Mysterious Fog Machine Action Place a fog token on every thing in play. They cannot target or be targeted while the tokens are on them. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Corrupted Land Thing Action: Place a Corruption token on target thing. If that token is still on it after the beginning of your 3rd turn, destroy that thing. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Vampiric Regeneration Thing At the end of your turn, before discarding down to your maximum hand size, you may return to your hand target card in the discard pile that you discarded since you last ended a turn. Card : ChippyYYZ

Homing Attack Action You may play an extra Action this turn. Your Actions this turn can target Things or players that cannot be targeted as though they could be targeted. Draw a card the next time an Action you play this turn destroys a Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	"Next, You're Going To Say..." Action Name a card. Target opponent reveals their hand. If they reveal any cards with that name, they discard all other cards, and you draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Tequila Shot Thing Action: Destroy Tequila Shot and draw a card; if it is an Action, play it immediately. You may not play an Action during your next turn. Card : Binarius
Shots! Thing When this comes into play, give every player a copy of Tequila Shot (#7357). Peer pressure dictates that any player who does not drink theirs before the end of their next turn after you drink yours must discard a card. Card : Binarius	Stay Hydrated Thing If you have no Water tokens, you may gain a Water token at the end of a turn in which you do not play both an Action and a Thing. If another card would prevent you from playing an Action or a Thing, you may spend a Water token to do so anyway. Card : Binarius	Heaven's Door Thing - Stand Thing: You may discard a Thing card. Remove a Thing card in the discard pile from the game and add a sentence from that card to the ruletext of target non-Stand Thing anywhere not within another sentence. "Action:" and similar phrases don't count as a sentence or a part of a sentence for this effect. Card : ChippyYYZ
The Hand Thing - Stand Action: Erase a sentence from target Thing's ruletext. You may not erase a Thing's whole text this way. Action and Thing: Remove from the game target Thing with at most one sentence of ruletext. "Action:" and similar phrases don't count as a sentence or a part of a sentence for The Hand's effects. Card : ChippyYYZ	Hermit Purple IX Thing - Stand Untargetable. Action: Look at the top 4 cards of the deck and optionally at target player's hand, but for each card in their hand, look at one fewer card from the deck. You may put one of the viewed cards from the top of the deck into the discard pile, and/or you may discard a card to rearrange those cards. Thing: Destroy a Thing you control. Draw a card if it's destroyed this way. Card : ChippyYYZ	Giant Sign that says "Hit me" T Thing No one may target anything you own except for this. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Power overwhelming T Thing Play this atop of one of your things. No one may target anything you own except for this. If it has an action, it cannot be stopped. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Taunt T Action Gain 3 taunt tokens, with the text "At any point during your turn, you may place this on one of your things. You cannot move this token. No one may target anything you own except for this." Card : JakeTheWolfie	Incoming Transmission Action Once during each of your turns, while this is in your hand, you may reveal it to an opponent to force them to show you a card in their hand that you have not previously seen as a result of this card, if possible. When you play this, target opponent reveals their hand to you. Card : Binarius
Transit Strike Thing At the start of their turns, your opponents must flip a coin. On tails, they may only play an Action if they discard a card first. Card : Binarius	Whoopee Cushion Action Discard another card as soon as you draw this if it was most recently shuffled into the draw pile by an opponent. When you play this card, shuffle it into the top 20 cards of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Cards Unwritten Action Put the top 5 cards of the deck into the discard pile, then choose up to four different sentences on Action cards in the discard pile. An opponent chooses two of those sentences. This Action has the remaining sentences in any order as additional ruletext. Card : ChippyYYZ
Careless Greed Action Draw two cards. Put the top 10 cards of the deck into the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ	Action Graft Action Remove an Action card in your hand from the game. Choose an Action Ability of a Thing you control. Replace the text of that ability with the text of the removed Action. Card : ChippyYYZ	Finders Keepers Action Put a Thing that entered the discard pile during an opponent's most recent turn into your hand. Card : Binarius

Stream of Consciousness Action Draw cards until you draw an Action. Put each Thing you draw in this way into play immediately. Discard the Action. You may recover Stream of Consciousness from the discard pile by discarding a Thing for each Thing you drew. Card : Binarius	Stolen Thunder Action Look at target opponent's hand. If they have any Actions, they choose one to give you. Card : Binarius	Plague Doctor Thing Action: Destroy target thing, all while finding your "Medical" degree Medical what? Card : JakeTheWolfie
Your Knees. Hand them over. Action Destroy target thing. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Alchehol Action Target a thing and flip a coin. On heads, destroy it. On tails, nothing happens. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Wave Action You may play a Thing. If you do, the next player in order may play a Thing, and so on in order through all of your opponents. If all players play a Thing in this way, your opponents may draw a card and you may draw three cards. Card : Binarius
Lagan Action Move a Thing you control Up Your Sleeve. Gain a Buoy token with "When this is destroyed, return (Thing's name) from Up Your Sleeve to your control. Action: Destroy this." Card : Binarius	Redistrict Action Of all of target opponent's Things, gain control of the one that is physically closest to you. Card : Binarius	Aura of Resilience Thing If a Thing would be destroyed by an Action Ability, instead put a Damage Token on it. At the end of each turn, destroy each Thing with as many Damage Tokens on it as words in its title. Card : ChippyYYZ

Greater Aura of Resilience Thing If a Thing would be destroyed by an Action, instead put a Damage Token on it. At the end of each turn, destroy each Thing with as many Damage Tokens on it as words in its title. Card : ChippyYYZ	Disinterest in Creativity Thing Players may not play non-red Action cards. Action: Destroy target Thing that's a color other than blue. You must target a Thing you control if able. "This isn't some kind of Art Jam, this ain't no Cubist Reinterpretation, this is Dvorak! So do it right!" Card : ChippyYYZ	Creativity of the Soul Thing Players may only play non-standard colored Action Cards, when playing Action cards. Action: Destroy target thing, provided it is standard Dvorak blue. You must target one of your things, when applicable. "Why stay in the mold, when you can reimagine?" Card : JakeTheWolfie
Aura of Taint Thing If a thing you control gets controlled by another player, place a Taint token on it. Things with Taint tokens on them reduce their owner's handsize by 1 per each token. "What, you think you're gonna pull a fast one? Bite me." Card : JakeTheWolfie	Aura of Blood Thing If a thing you control gets destroyed, the player who destroyed it gains a blood token. Players with blood tokens, at the start of their next turn, destroy all of them and an equivalent amount of things/ "All Hail Mithras" Card : JakeTheWolfie	Conform. Action Return each non-blue Thing to its controller's hand. At the end of your turn, all opponents must discard until they hold no more cards than you. If you do not play a Thing this turn, no opponent may play a Thing during their next turn. Card : Binarius
Aura of Illusion Thing If a Thing would be destroyed by an Action ability, flip a coin. On tails, swap the ruletext and flavortext of a random Thing controlled by the destroying player instead. Card : Binarius	Gerrymander Action Gain control of target Thing in play without changing its location on the table. Card : Binarius	Zoom And Enhance Action Put a Thing from your hand on top of target Thing with fewer words in its ruletext. Treat those Things as a single card with only the properties of the top card. Card : ChippyYYZ

Spring The Trap Action Return two Things you control to your hand. If you do, destroy two target Things. Card : ChippyYYZ	Pressure Garden Thing When Pressure Garden enters play, create a blank Thing card named Gem and put it in your hand. Action: Create a blank Thing card named Gem and put it in your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Greater Aura of Illusion Thing If a Thing would be destroyed by an Action, flip a coin. On tails, swap the ruletext and flavortext of a random Thing controlled by the destroying player instead. Card : Binarius
Attack Mode Action Do not draw at the start of the turn in which you play this. Destory target Thing. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card and put a card from your hand on top of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Self-Driving Tank Thing Roll a die at the end of your turn. 1-2: The previous player in turn order gains control of this card. 3-4: The next player in turn order gains control of this card. 5-6: Destroy one of your other Things at random. Card : Binarius	Aura of Magic Thing If a thing you control gains a token, ignore all text on it until this gets destroyed. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Terra Blade Thing When this enters play, place it under a living thing. If the thing above it gets destroyed, randomly give this to any player's hand. Action: Destroy target Thing, and anything directly in line with it, from this card's perspective. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Daedalus Stormbow Thing When this enters play, place it under a living thing. If the thing above it gets destroyed, randomly give this to any player's hand. Action: Destroy target thing, and it's 3 closest things. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Fierce Storm Thing When Fierce Storm enters play or at the beginning of your turn, rotate it 90° clockwise and destroy a random Thing. If Fierce Storm would destroy itself this way, rotate it 90° clockwise instead. When Fierce Storm completes a clockwise rotation, put it in the discard pile and destroy target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ

Ritual of Renewal Thing Whenever you play an Action card from your hand, rotate Ritual of Renewal 90° clockwise. When Ritual of Renewal completes a clockwise rotation, you may play a card from the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ

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