Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 7101-7200

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skipcard Gloom (#044)/T/You may play this card onto Oddish to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.%rAction: Sleep Powder - Place an opponent's Thing face down. It is considered blank. That player may use an Action to flip a coin. If heads, flip it back. If this Pokémon is evolved, they must wait 2 turns to use that Action. ("It secretes a sticky, drool-like honey. Although sweet, it smells too repulsive to get very close.")
skipcard Vileplume (#045)/T/You may play this card onto Gloom to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.%rAction: Solar Beam - Create a Solar Beam token. Or: (if this Pokémon is evolved, and:) Destroy a Sun, Energy, or Solar Beam token in order to destroy a Thing. If you control a Solar Beam token for one full turn, destroy it. ("Its petals are the largest in the world. As it walks, it scatters extremely allergenic pollen.")
skipcard Bellossom (#182)/T/You may play this card onto Gloom to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.%rAction: Petal Dance - Discard a card from an opponent's hand. For your next 2 turns, you cannot play cards and may only use this Action. If this Pokémon is evolved, once during these 3 turns, you may draw 1 of these discarded cards. ("When the heavy rainfall season ends, it is drawn out by warm sunlight to dance in the open.")
skipcard Peashooter/T/Destroy 4 of your sun/money tokens, interchangeable, when this is played. Action: Put a pea token on opponent's target thing. If it has 3 Pea tokens on it, destroy it. ("How can a single plant grow and shoot so many peas so quickly? Peashooter says, "Hard work, commitment, and a healthy, well-balanced breakfast of sunlight and high-fiber carbon dioxide make it all possible."")
skipcard Sunflower/T/Each turn, gain a money token. ("Sunflower can't resist bouncing to the beat. Which beat is that? Why, the life-giving jazzy rhythm of the Earth itself, thumping at a frequency only Sunflower can hear.")
skipcard Cherry Bomb/A/Destroy 6 of your sun/money tokens, interchangeable, to destroy target thing, and the 2 closest things to it. (""I wanna explode," says Cherry #1. "No, let's detonate instead!" says his brother, Cherry #2. After intense consultation they agree to explodonate.")
skipcard Sushi Express/T/Draw one card per player and place them face-up in a circle around the draw pile as the Conveyor Belt. Rotate the Conveyor Belt clockwise at the end of your turn and whenever a card is played. When a player would draw a card, they may instead take the closest card on the Conveyor Belt and replace it with the top card of the draw pile.
skipcard Snorkel Mask/T/Action: Look at the top two cards of the draw pile. You may swap their positions if you wish.
skipcard Stellar Observatory (2)/T/Unravel the mysteries of the cosmos! Action: Roll a die. If you roll the cornervalue or under, add 1 to the cornervalue and draw cards/gain Money tokens as follows. You've discovered a: 1-2. Star: Gain a blank card of type "Thing - Star". You may name it. 3. Gamma Ray Burst: 1 card, 2 Money 4. Supernova: 2 cards, 3 Money 5. Event Horizon: 3 cards, 5 Money 6. Inhabited Planet: 3 cards, 10 Money
skipcard Paras (#046)/T/Action: Stun Spore - Each opponent flips a coin. If tails, they skip their next turn. ("Burrows under the ground to gnaw on tree roots. The mushrooms on its back absorb most of the nutrition.")
skipcard Parasect (#047)/T/You may play this card onto Paras to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions.%rAction: X-Scissor - Choose an opponent. Discard a card from their hand (without looking). If this Pokémon is evolved, discard 2 cards instead. ("The bug is mostly dead, with the mushroom on its back having become the main body. If the mushroom comes off, the bug stops moving.")
skipcard Venonat (#048)/T/Action: Confusion - Choose 2 opponents. They exchange their hands. ("Lives in the shadows of tall trees where it eats bugs. It is attracted by light at night.")
skipcard Laundry Room/T/Action: Shuffle a Thing in the top 10 cards of the discard pile into the top 10 cards of the draw pile.
skipcard Shakedown/A/Starting with you and proceeding in order, every player may take a card from target opponent's hand.
skipcard Tales from the 12th Millennium!/A/Draw cards until you draw a card indexed between 11,001 and 12,000 in the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive. Shuffle the other cards you drew back into the draw pile.
skipcard E=em see squared/A/Destroy target thing. If anyone objects, just give them a bad reason why.
skipcard Unholy Summoning/A/Create 1000 money tokens. ("Sorry, some people just complained about making life easier.")
skipcard Good King/T/You cannot control more than 1 king at a time, even if forced to. Action: Place a safeguard token on target thing. Destroy the safeguard token when target thing would get destroyed instead. You can only have 3 out at a time. ("For Adiart")
skipcard Little Aches and Pains/T/Play this card into target opponent's control. You may not play both an Action and a Thing if you did so during your last turn.
skipcard Bunker/T/You may not draw at the beginning of your turns. Your other non-token Things are indestructible.
skipcard Lash Out/A/If you control at most one Thing, destroy up to two Things belonging to an opponent who controls three or more.
skipcard Button Crashing/A/Draw 3 cards and play them in order, then discard your hand. ("Stupid lousy cheap third party controller.")
skipcard Tempest Shadow/T/Whenever you play an Action, you may discard a random card to destroy target Thing. Whenever another Pony is put into the discard pile from anywhere, draw a card.
skipcard Big Macintosh/T/At the beginning of your turn, you get an Apple Token. You may play an additional Thing each turn by spending 1 Apple Token for each word in its title. Action: Look at the top card of the deck. You may spend an Apple Token for each word in its title to reveal it and put it into your hand.
skipcard Crown/T/Play this on a living thing. While target thing has this, it's action cannot be prevented. ("The Crown of Only the msot powerful Kings and Queens.")
skipcard Vault/T/Action (Global): Discard any number of your cards. Then randomly choose a number between 1 and 20. If you discarded more cards than that number, destroy this and draw the number of cards you discarded +5 extra cards.
skipcard Jake of Hearts/T/Action: Bring a thing in the discard pile into an opponent's possession.
skipcard Revert/A/Return target Thing to its controller's hand. If an opponent controlled that Thing, return the topmost Action card of the discard pile into your hand. Otherwise, return any Action card in the discard pile into your hand. ("Let's go over this one more time.")
skipcard Bring The Fire/A/Shuffle all other Action cards in the discard pile into the deck, then reveal the top 5 cards of the deck and put all Action cards revealed this way into your hand.
skipcard Power Overwhelming/T/During your turn, you may reveal three Action cards from your hand. If you do, this card's text becomes "You may play an additional Action card on your turn." until it leaves play.
skipcard Damned Monkey!/A/Turn all things in play upside-down, shuffle them into a new pile, and deal out one to everyone, destroying the rest.
skipcard Comic Book/T/While you control this, you gain 2 more actions per turn.
skipcard Serial Killer/T/When you draw this, play it under no one's control immediately. At the start of each person's turn, destroy a random thing owned by anyone.
skipcard Second Sleep/T/Once per round, during an opponent's turn, draw a card and discard a card.
skipcard Feast/Famine/A/Every player draws a card, OR every player discards a card.
skipcard Monopoly Banker/T/Whenever a card instructs an opponent to draw a card, you instead draw and then give them a card. Whenever a card instructs an opponent to discard a card, they instead give you a card and then you discard.
skipcard Silence/T/Anything involving magic will be nullified while this exists.
skipcard Suicide/A/Destroy Target thing that you own.
skipcard Role Reversal/A/Turn target thing, with 1 action ability, into an action card, with said action, and shuffle it into the top 10 cards of the deck. Alternatively, turn a discarded action into a Thing with that action ability, shuffling it into the top 10 cards of the deck.
skipcard First Aid Kit/T/This comes into play with three Bandage tokens. When a non-token Thing would be destroyed, you may destroy a Bandage token to return it to its controller's hand instead.
skipcard Box Attack/A/Target Thing's controller destroys either it or two other Things they control.
skipcard Runoff Filter/T/When an opponent discards at the end of their turn due to their hand size limit, you may exchange a discarded card with a card from your hand.
skipcard Corrupt King/T/You cannot control more than 1 king at a time, even if forced to. Action: View a card of 1 opponent who doesn't have an ally token, and give them an ally token. %r ReAction: If all opponents have an ally token, destroy them ("We are the Reformation")
skipcard Devout King/T/You cannot control more than 1 king at a time, even if forced to. Reaction: If a player uses an action, you may choose to cancel it, skipping an action next turn. ("Praise Mithras")
skipcard The Violence Inherent in the System/A/Destroy a Thing belonging to an opponent with fewer Things than you.
skipcard Airdrop/A/Create six Crate tokens with "Action: Destroy this and draw a card." You gain one, and each of the others falls into a random player's control.
skipcard Cursed Bone Die/T/When you play this, discard up to 6 Actions to imbue the die with their powers, overwriting the following results in ascending numerical order: 1. Eliminate a random player. 2. Destroy one of your Things. 3. Draw 3 cards. 4. Destroy an opponent's Thing. 5. Discard your hand. 6. Lose a turn. Action: Roll. The die is indestructible until your next turn.
skipcard Neutral King/T/You cannot control more than 1 king at a time, even if forced to. ReAction: If you are eliminated, cancel the elimination, destroying this thing instead. ("I simply wish to live")
skipcard Psycho King/T/You cannot control more than 1 king at a time, even if forced to. Action: Destroy opponent's target thing. %r Action: Eliminate target opponent, and lose this action ability. ("I simply wish for you to die")
skipcard Rando King/T/You cannot control more than 1 king at a time, even if forced to. Action: Randomly choose a king from the Adiart Inhabitants subdeck. This thing is now that king.
skipcard Power Underwhelming/T/Once during your turn, if you did not do so during your previous turn, you may reveal three Action cards from your hand. If you do, you may draw a card.
skipcard Middle Ground/A/Draw four cards. You discard one, then a chosen opponent selects another to discard. Put one of the remaining two into your hand and give the other to the opponent.
skipcard Town Crier Auditions/T/When playing a card, a player must read it in a loud voice after proclaiming, "Hear ye, hear ye!"
skipcard Secret Winner, decided long in advance/T/Everyone writes down one opponent's name, a vote, on a new card, a vote card, and sets it aside. You may at no time reveal your votes. Whoever has the most votes at the end of the game wins with any other winners/losers. This superceeds any other losing. %r Action (Global): Vote on your vote card.
skipcard Secret Loser, decided long in advance/T/Everyone writes down one opponent's name, a vote, on a new card, a vote card, and sets it aside. You may at no time reveal your votes. Whoever has the most votes at the end of the game loses with any other winners/losers. This superceeds any other winning. %r Action (Global): Vote on your vote card.
skipcard Tango with the Reaper/A/Choose any player to flip a coin. On heads, target player wins the game, and play continues. On tails, target player is eliminated, and play continues. ("It takes two to tango..")
skipcard Color Commentator/T/Action: Add flavortext to target Thing. If you have at least 3 Things with flavortext, Action: Target opponent discards a card. If you have at least 5, Action: Destroy target Thing. If you have at least 8, Action: Eliminate target opponent with no Things with flavortext. ("What a dull way to go.")
skipcard Seize the Initiative/T/Whenever a player plays a card, another player may interrupt their turn and begin their own by revealing a card from their hand whose title contains all of the initials of the first card's title (with multiplicity). They must play that card during their turn.
skipcard Final Redoubt/T/If a player has only one Thing in play (besides this one), it is indestructible.
skipcard Kafka Trap/T/Play this on target thing. Target thing cannot perform action abilities while this is atop it. ("That's what a [] would say!")
skipcard Grab Bag of Rags/A/Gain 5 rag tokens, each with the text of "You discard a card/destroy a thing that you control at the end of each turn. %r Action: Give player this rag token. They cannot give it back to you directly."
skipcard Blackmail/T/Instead of playing this, give this to another player's hand, adding an X to it. You cannot discard this, and your hand shrinks for every X on this card, including these two. ("I could add another 23rd letter here, but that would be malicious...")
skipcard XOR Swap/A/Exchange a Thing in your hand with a Thing in play.
skipcard Boundless Magnanimity/A/Play a Thing into an opponent's control, draw a card, and gain a Prestige token. Until the end of your next turn, any player may recover this card from the discard pile during their turn and play it as their Action.
skipcard Thorns/T/This comes into play with a Thorn token. Whenever an opponent destroys one of your Things or causes you to discard a card, they must discard a card or destroy one of their Things for each of your Thorn tokens. Action: If you have 5 cards in your hand, discard one and gain a Thorn token. ("The might of your blows shall be felt a hundredfold unto you!")
skipcard Poisonous Gas/T/This comes into play with a Poison Gas Token. Whenever an opponent would interract with one of your things, you may destroy any number of Poison Gas tokens to destroy an equal amount of their things. Action: If you have 5 cards in your hand, discard one plant thing or 3 cards and gain a Poison Gas token ("Do I smell... death?")
skipcard "Showering" Room/T/Action: Place an opponent's living thing under this one. After 3 of your turns, destroy it. ("The Screams are all in your mind.")
skipcard Kale/T/This thing prevents anyone from interracting with your things, aside from this one. ("Ew, Kale.")
skipcard Big Brouhaha/A/Destroy any number of your non-token Things. Every opponent must discard the same number of cards; those who cannot must discard their hand and skip their next turn.
skipcard The Crow/A/Send any number of cards from your hand and Things you control to the bottom of the discard pile. Take the same number of cards from the top of the discard pile (excluding this one), shuffle them, put them on top of the draw pile, and draw a card. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw another card. You may discard a card to return this card to your hand.
skipcard Bottled Actuator/T/When this card is destroyed, recover the most recently discarded Action and play it immediately.
skipcard mods r asleep go buck wild/T/If there are no Things in play by Bucky or Kevan, you may draw a card and discard a card once during your turn. If you discard a card by Bucky or Kevan or if any player plays one, remove this card from the game and skip your next turn.
skipcard "Innovation"/A/Play the topmost Action card by Bucky or Binarius in the discard pile. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may play the topmost Action card by ChippyYYZ in the discard pile. (""Good artists imitate. Great artists steal." -ChippyYYZ")
skipcard Protection Racket/T/Things by JakeTheWolfie can't be destroyed except by cards by JakeTheWolfie. If a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may put Protection Racket in the discard pile instead. If you do, you may draw a card, and you may gain control of target Thing by JakeTheWolfie ("The Mafia looks out for its own.")
skipcard Flèche/A/Discard a random card to view an opponent's hand and choose a card for them to discard.
skipcard Happy to Help/T/During their turn, an opponent may reveal their hand to you and request an Action or a Thing if they have none. You may give them a card of the requested type and draw two cards. If you do not, both of you draw a card.
skipcard Etaoin Shrdlu/A/Destroy a Thing whose ruletext contains every letter in this card's title and play another such Thing into any player's control. If you played it into the control of the same person whose original Thing was destroyed, draw a card for each word in its title.
skipcard ChippyYYX/T/This thing is Indestructible, as most Legends are.
skipcard JakeTheWolfie/T/Action: Cross out a word on target opponent's thing.
skipcard Gatorade/A/Gain another turn after this one
skipcard Manifestation/T/When Manifestation enters play, you may reveal a Thing card from your hand. If you do, keep that card revealed while Manifestation is in play, and Manifestation becomes a copy of that card and gains "Opponents' cards can't destroy this card." When you aren't revealing a card in your hand with this card's name, put this card in the discard pile.
skipcard South Park Attack/A/Destroy target Thing that has a subtype. ("The only correct stance on any issue is to not have one.")
skipcard The Cavalry's Here/A/Each other player may discard a card. Randomly select X cards from the Ponies booster pack, where X is 2 plus the number of players who discarded a card this way. Randomly distribute two of those cards to your hand, and one to each player who discarded a card.
skipcard Rabbit/T/When this enters play, create and gain control of a copy of this card.Action:For every 2 of this card that you have, create and gain control of a copy of this card.
skipcard Retraining Room/T/Action: Destroy 3 living Intelligent things that you control to gain control of a copy of The Mastermind from Adiart Inhabitants
skipcard Jack of All Trades/T/Action: Use the action ability of opponent's target thing, given that you haven't used it before with this ability.
skipcard Air Out/A/Target player reveals their hand. They may discard a card and draw a card.
skipcard Flight of the Toasters/A/Mechanical, flying, and bread-related Things are indestructible until the end of your turn. For each one, destroy a Thing.
skipcard Voracious Shadow/T/You must play this card as soon as you draw it. It is indestructible until you gain control of another Thing. Shuffle it into the draw pile if it would be destroyed. If the Thing you most recently gained control of is destroyed, play this card into an opponent's control and discard a card. If you cannot, you are eliminated. ("Patience, patience. All creatures tire.")
skipcard No Discarding/T/Whenever anyone would discard any cards, the instead put the discarded card at the bottom of the deck.
skipcard False Prophet/T/Before someone draws any amount of cards, you may guess the type of one of them. If you are correct, you take the drawn card. If not, give them one of your cards along with this thing.
skipcard Food Fight/A/Gain 5 Food tokens, each with the text "Action: Give an opponent this token. They skip a turn."
skipcard Faulty Actuator/T/Action: Flip a coin. On heads, discard an Action card from your hand to recover the next most recently discarded Action and play it immediately. On tails, return this card to your hand.
skipcard Usurper/T/When this comes into play, choose an ability of a Thing in play. That ability is considered removed from its original Thing and appended to Usurper's ruletext instead.
skipcard Misère Dvorak/T/If a player is eliminated, count that player among the winners of the game. If a player wins, count them among the losers.
skipcard Everyone's a Winner!/A/Everyone loses the game. If you do not play this your next turn, you lose the game. ("You misspelled "Loser"")
skipcard Actionable thing/T/When this enters play, draw 2 cards, then destroy this.
skipcard Thingable Action/A/Add this action's text to a thing you control as an action ability.
skipcard Broken Actuator/T/Action: Discard an Action card from your hand. Recover the most recently discarded Action and play it immediately.
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