Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 6801-6900

Ace High Action Every player may draw cards until they have five, discard as many as they like, and draw until they have five again. Of the players who do so, anyone who does not hold the card with the alphabetically earliest title must discard their hand. Card : Binarius	Badminton Racquet Thing Action: Give one of your tokens to target opponent. Card : Binarius	Badminton! Thing When this card comes into play, every player gains a copy of Badminton Racquet and a Shuttlecock token. Any player with a Badminton Racquet who fails to use its ability during their turn must discard a card. Card : Binarius
Charmander #004 Thing - Pokémon Action: Smokescreen - Until the start of your next turn, you can not be affected by opponent's actions. The flame on its tail shows the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly. Card : The T	Charmeleon #005 Thing - Pokémon You may play this card onto Charmander to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions. Action: Fire Spin - Choose an opponent. Roll a d3. That player cannot play Things for that number of turns. If this Pokémon is evolved, roll a d6 instead. It is very hot-headed by nature, so it constantly seeks opponents. It calms down only when it wins. Card : The T	Charizard #006 Thing - Pokémon You may play this card onto Charmeleon to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions. Action: Blast Burn - Destroy a Thing. Unless this Pokémon is evolved, you cannot take an action next turn. When expelling a blast of superhot fire, the red flame at the tip of its tail burns more intensely. Card : The T
Quality Over Quantity Action Draw five cards, then discard until you have two cards. Card : Binarius	Mind Over Matter Reaction Discard immediately in response to an opponent's Action to nullify its effects on you. Card : Binarius	Form Over Function Action Change target Thing's Action ability to Action and Thing. Add "Beautiful", "Trendy", "Slick", "Shiny", or "Futuristic" to the beginning of its title. Its owner gains a Prestige token. Card : Binarius

Squirtle #007 Thing - Pokémon Action: Bubble - Choose an opponent. They can only play 1 Action or Thing next turn, instead of both. It shelters itself in its shell, then strikes back with spouts of water at every opportunity. Card : The T	Wartortle #008 Thing - Pokémon You may play this card onto Squirtle to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions. Action: Water Pulse - Choose an opponent. On their next turn the first time they play a card, flip a coin. If tails or if this Pokémon is evolved, instead you choose a card from their hand (without looking) and they play it. It is said to live 10,000 years. Its furry tail is popular as a symbol of longevity. Card : The T	Blastoise #009 Thing - Pokémon You may play this card onto Wartortle to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions. Action: Hydro Cannon - Destroy a Thing. Unless this Pokémon is evolved, you cannot take an action next turn. The jets of water it spouts from the rocket cannons on its shell can punch through thick steel. Card : The T
Steamed Forests Action Turn any Plants into Steam Tokens, turn Fire into Steam Tokens, and turn Smoke into Steam Tokens. That's Steam. Steam from the Steamed Forests we're having. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Finding Dorian Action Everyone reshuffles their things and redistributes them evenly. We had too little money to make a story about a fish, so have a hurricane instead. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Portal Gun Thing Create two portal tokens and put them out of play. If one portal gets destoryed, destroy the other and this card. If a player own a portal token, they may send the other person a thing or card they have as an action. Action: Relocate a Portal Token. Apeture Science Card : JakeTheWolfie
Mango Thing Draw a card when you gain control of Mango. If you also control Strawberries, you may draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns. A little taste of sunshine. Card : Binarius	Strawberries Thing If Mango is not in play when you gain control of Strawberries, put a copy of it into target opponent's control. Action: Discard a card and draw a card. Who doesn't love them? Card : Binarius	Durian Thing Every opponent must discard a card when you play this. When anyone would draw a card at the beginning of their turn, flip a coin: on tails, the smell overpowers them and they are unable to draw. Card : Binarius

Caterpie #010 Thing - Pokémon Action: String Shot - Choose an opponent. They can only play 1 Action or Thing next turn, instead of both. Its body is soft and weak. In nature, its perpetual fate is to be seen by others as food. Card : The T	Metapod #011 Thing - Pokémon You may play this card onto Caterpie to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions. Action: Harden - Until your next turn, none of your Things can be destroyed. If this Pokémon is evolved, this effect lasts an additional of your turns. Its shell is filled with its soft innards. It doesn't move much because of the risk it might carelessly spill its innards out. Card : The T	Butterfree #012 Thing - Pokémon You may play this card onto Metapod to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions. Action: Sleep Powder - Place an opponent's Thing face down. It is considered blank. That player may use an Action to flip a coin. If heads, flip it back. If this Pokémon is evolved, they must wait 2 turns to use that Action. It loves the honey of flowers and can locate flower patches that have even tiny amounts of pollen. Card : The T
On the Clock Thing You may draw a card once every 2 minutes. If this card has been in play for 10 minutes, destroy it and target Thing. Card : Binarius	Hubert Blaine Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff Sr. Thing Hubert Blaine Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff Sr. can only be played or targeted by correctly pronouncing his full name. Including all 26 given names. Card : Binarius	What Goes Up Action Move target Thing Up Your Sleeve until the end of your next turn, then return it to play in its original location. Card : Binarius
Weedle #013 Thing - Pokémon Action: Poison Sting - Give an opponent a Poison token. Before their turn, players with Poison tokens flip a coin. If tails, they discard a card. Often found in forests and grasslands. It has a sharp, toxic barb of around two inches on top of its head. Card : The T	Kakuna #014 Thing - Pokémon You may play this card onto Weedle to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions. Action: Harden - Until your next turn, none of your Things can be destroyed. If this Pokémon is evolved, this effect lasts an additional of your turns. Almost incapable of moving, this Pokémon can only harden its shell to protect itself when it is in danger. Card : The T	Beedrill #015 Thing - Pokémon You may play this card onto Kakuna to evolve it. If you do, it can use text from its prior evolutions. Action: Pin Missile - Choose 5 of an opponent's Things. Flip a coin for each. For each Heads, destroy that thing. If this Pokémon is evolved and you flip less than 3 heads, destroy 1 more of those things. It has three poisonous stingers on its forelegs and its tail. They are used to jab its enemy repeatedly. Card : The T

Ritualist Thing - Cultist If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. While you control this, The Cult Leader's ability takes 1 less turn to use. Praise Mithras Card : JakeTheWolfie	Acolyte Thing - Cultist If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. While you control this, The Cult Leader gains Action: Destroy a card Praise Mithras Card : JakeTheWolfie	Invoker Thing - Cultist If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. While you control this, The Cult Leader gains Action: Perform an action on another Thing's card. Praise Mithras Card : JakeTheWolfie
Crepuscular Cloakroom Action Send one of each player's Things to the Twilight Realm. In its place, each player gains a Receipt token with "When this is destroyed, its destroyer summons [Thing's name] from the Twilight Realm under their control. Action: Destroy this." Card : Binarius	Tactful Rejection Action Return target Thing to its controller's hand. Card : Binarius	Smudge Thing Play this onto a Thing in play. The last sentence of attached Thing's ruletext is considered illegible. Card : Binarius
Apostle Thing - Cultist If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. While you control this, The Cult Leader gains Action: Destoy a Cultist card, and Gain another Cultist card. Praise Mithras Card : JakeTheWolfie	Seeker Thing - Cultist If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. While you control this, The Cult Leader gains Action: Look at 3 hidden cards. Praise Mithras Card : JakeTheWolfie	Cultist Thing - Cultist If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. Praise Mithras Card : JakeTheWolfie

Haunted Phone Booth Thing Action: View a random card in target opponent's hand. If it is an Action, do what it says. If it is a Thing with an Action ability, you may play it into your control and activate its ability; it returns to your opponent's hand at the end of your turn. Card : Binarius	Spare Pair of Socks Thing When one of your other non-token Things is destroyed, you may immediately destroy this and replace it with a Thing from your hand. Card : Binarius	Cull Action Destroy any number of your living Things and draw a card for each. Card : Binarius
Mithras Thing - Cultist If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it. While you control this, The Cult Leader no longer has a cooldown. It's so.. Hideously Beautiful.. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Preacher Thing - Cultist If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. While you control this, The Cult Leader gains Action: Destroy 2 living intelligent things, and gain 2 Cultists from the IDD. Praise Mithras Card : JakeTheWolfie	Priest Thing - Cultist If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. While you control this, The Cult Leader gains Action: Destroy 2 of your things that have red blood, or 1 Cultist thing to gain 1 Mithras Token. If you have 5 of these, turn the Cult Leader into Mithras from the IDD. Praise Mithras Card : JakeTheWolfie
Patchy Fog Thing When you play this card, give a Fog token to half of your opponents, rounding up. A player with a Fog token may play at most one card during their turn. At the end of their turn, they may transfer their Fog token to a player who doesn't have one. Card : Binarius	I Send It Back Thing When you would draw a card, you may view it and then decide to leave it on top of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	"Can't we just go around?" Action Draw 3 cards. From the Shaft of Light deck Card : Kevan, added by Binarius

Corax Thing - Cultist If you do not control the Cult Leader From the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy an opponent's thing. Action: Create and place a Darkness token on an opponent's thing. After 3 turns, destroy Target thing and the token. Praise Corax Card : JakeTheWolfie	Holy Book Thing You are immune to the effects of anything unholy. Back! Back I say! Card : JakeTheWolfie	Mastermind Thing - Black Rose You cannot play this if you control the Cult Leader. There can be at most 3 Black Rose people in your control. Action: Destroy Target Thing, and create the Black Rose Member from the Infinite Dvorak Deck. 2 turn cooldown. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie
Tax the Rich Action If one player controls more non-token Things than any other, they must discard two cards. Card : Binarius	Long Road Ahead Action Destroy every Thing containing a victory or elimination condition. Every player must discard every such card from their hand. Card : Binarius	"I'm in the system." Thing When you would draw a card, you may choose any card in the draw pile (without looking at it first). Card : Binarius
Assassin Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Mastermind from the Infinite Dvorak Deck when you play this, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. There can be at most 3 Black Rose Members in your control. Action: Destroy Target Thing. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie	Black Rose Member Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie	Servant Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. ReAction: When a player makes an action, you may prevent them from doing this, unless you can't take any actions. If you do this, skip an action on your next turn. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie

Everyone Who Drives Faster Than Me Is A Maniac Thing Whenever an opponent plays more cards than you did during your most recent turn, they must discard a card. Card : Binarius	Everyone Who Drives Slower Than Me Is An Idiot Thing Whenever an opponent plays fewer cards than you did during your most recent turn, they may not draw at the beginning of their next turn. Card : Binarius	Let It All Out Action Play as many cards as you want and skip your next turn. Card : Binarius
Alcoholic Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. Action: Perform an opponent's action from a thing they control. They cannot perform that action on their next turn. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie	Timesnatcher Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. Action: Destroy an opponent's thing if the Assassin failed to destroy it, bypassing any forms of protection. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie	Marshal Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. Action: Look at another opponent's card. If it not a thing, this action fails. Otherwise, you may read the text on the card to yourself. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie
A Student of Circumstance Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: When you would draw a card, you may draw two cards and discard one of them. Card : Binarius	Empire of Ciphers Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: Action: Until the beginning of your next turn, whenever an opponent draws a card, you may look at it. Card : Binarius	The Ancient Wisdom of the Redwoods Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: Action: View the 11th through 20th cards from the top of the draw pile and replace them in order. Card : Binarius

Herbalist Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. ReAction: When a Thing gets destroyed, you may remove it from the game, and discard one of your own cards instead. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie	Aristocrat Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. Action: Perform another Thing's action that you control twice. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie	Sage Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. ReAction: If anyone targets one of your things, you may redirect it to another thing you control. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie
Affairs of Import Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: Action: Discard a card to view an opponent's hand. Card : Binarius	Friends and Neighbors Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: Action: Exchange one of your tokens for an opponent's token. Card : Binarius	The Maiden and Her Lyre Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: Draw an additional card at the beginning of your turns. Your hand size limit is increased by 1. Card : Binarius
Nightwatch Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. Whenever someone draws any amount of cards, you may look at 1 of them. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie	Enforcer Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, destroy this card and create the Assassin. ReAction: If you use the Assassin's ability, you may choose it to become unstoppable. You can only use this twice. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie	Poacher Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. Action: Create or Move a Poacher Token onto an opponents thing. While it's there, target thing cannot be used. You can only control 2 of these tokens at a time. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie

Rainwater and Firewood Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: At the beginning of your turn, you may destroy one of your Things to put the top card of the discard pile into your hand. Card : Binarius	Harvest Moon Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: If your hand contains fewer than two cards at the end of your turn, you may draw until you have two cards. Card : Binarius	The Itinerant Scholar Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: At the end of your turn, you may draw a card and then give an opponent a card from your hand. Card : Binarius
Handmaiden Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. Action: Choose 2 cards in an opponents hand, and look at what their types are. If they match, you look at the rest of the card. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie	Duchess Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. Action: Choose a card in an opponent's hand and look at it's type. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie	Illusionist Thing - Black Rose If you do not control the Assassin from the Infinite Dvorak Deck, Gain a copy of it and destroy this Thing. Your hand size is now infinite, but will always be counted as if you had 1 card. We are the Reformation Card : JakeTheWolfie
In Contemplation of Qualia Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: Once per turn, you may view the top card of the draw pile. If it is an Action, you may discard an Action to draw it. Card : Binarius	The Path of the Sun Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: Once per turn, when you draw a card, you may discard it and draw again. Card : Binarius	Time Enough for Everything Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: At the end of your turn, you may take an additional turn during which you may not activate abilities and may play at most one card. Card : Binarius

Sudden End Thing Whoever has the most things the instant that this is pulled wins the game. The end is nigh Card : JakeTheWolfie	Right to keep and bear Underwear Action Gain 10 Underwear tokens. They cannot be stolen. "Freedom means the right to keep and bear underwear." -Ted Cruz, 2016 Card : JakeTheWolfie	Card Shuffler Thing Before drawing a card, shuffle the deck. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Stimulus Package Thing When this has been in play for a number of your turns equal to the number of players, draw cards until you have drawn one Thing for each player and discard the other cards you drew. Give one of those Things to each player to play or discard immediately. Card : Binarius	Bump in the Night Action Target opponent discards a card. Card : Binarius	A House With No Roof Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: When you would draw a card at the beginning of your turn, you may draw the top card of the discard pile instead. Card : Binarius
Mysterious Package Thing Play a second card facedown under this one. Anyone may choose to open the package during their turn. If they do, they must keep whatever thng was under it. Package for.. someone? Card : JakeTheWolfie	Clone Thing/Action Select any card. This card has the same text as that card. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Fusion Action Draw 2 cards. Have all players create a card together that is a reasonable mix of both cards. Then play it. Discard the two cards used in Fusion. Card : JakeTheWolfie

Magician's Assistant Thing Action: Discard a card and deceive your opponents into thinking you will destroy Magician's Assistant. Astoundingly, another Thing is destroyed instead. Nothing Up My Sleeve... Card : Binarius	Fit of Pique Action Discard a random card. Target opponent discards a random card. Card : Binarius	The Music of the Stars Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: Action: Discard any number of cards and draw an equal number. Card : Binarius
The Stars are right Action Create a copy of both Mithras & Corax from the Infinite Dvorak Deck. Treat them as players, as well as cards under their own control. Before each of your turns, draw the top card and have Mithras play it. If Mithras has any cards with Action abilities in their control, randomly use one on a random valid target. Repeat for Corax. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Elevator Thing - Room All current things are on the middle floor. Only things on the same floor may affect eachother. There is a Top, Middle, and Bottom floor, in that order.Action (Global): Send a thing you own to an adjacent floor. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Jackpot! Thing Immediately after drawing this, play it under your control. You now have to achieve 2 winning conditions simultaneously to win. This card is Bad Card : JakeTheWolfie
Useless Machine Thing At the end of your turn, this card returns to your hand. Leave me alone! Card : Binarius	Cross and Stretch Action Every player gives one card from their hand to the players on their left and right. Any player who has fewer than two cards is excluded from the exchange: they pass the cards they receive in this way along to the next/previous player in order and skip their next turn. Clang. Card : Binarius	The Potter and the Piper Thing - Novel When you have begun two turns in control of this book, you gain the following: When one of your non-token Things is destroyed, you may draw a card. If it is a Thing, you may play it immediately. Card : Binarius

Clothier Thing Create a Dress token every turn. Dress tokens gives the wearer a positive effect, and one dress can be put on and taken off per turn, indicated by putting the token on or taking it off the thing. Any Dresses your things aren't wearing are considered owned by everyone. Card : JakeTheWolfie

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