To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Slave to Fashion/T/Slave to Fashion counts as a copy of the most recently played Thing. ("If Slave to Fashion is the most recently played Thing, it counts as a copy of Pure Clwnage.")skipcard Arcane Invocation/A/Destroy any number of non-living Things and replace each with a living Thing from your hand, then draw the same number of cards and gain a Strawberry Candy token.skipcard Trojan Horse/T/If Trojan Horse enters a player's hand from another player's hand or another player's control, the recipient must discard their hand.skipcard Inflatable Decoy (6r)/T/Play when an Action targets a Thing. It targets this instead. For the purpose of that Action only, this is a copy of the original target. ("Since when did smashed bottles go 'pop'?")skipcard Toxic Discharge (7r)/T/At the start of each player's turn, they gain a Toxin token. %r At the end of each player's turn, they lose the game if they have 4 or more Toxin tokens. ("Radioactive waste? Mercury? Month-old leftovers?")skipcard Confusing Signage (?)/T/Apparently, you are allowed to play up to two cards of any type during each of your turns. Both of them can be Actions or both can be Things. ("...I think that's what it says.")skipcard Reserve Tank/T/When Reserve Tank is destroyed, draw three cards. If you only have one card in your hand, you may destroy Reserve Tank at any time; if your hand is empty, destroy it immediately.skipcard Going In Blind/T/Every player must play the card they draw at the beginning of their turns without looking at it first.skipcard Sphinx's Shield/T/Whenever a player plays an Action card, you may have one sentence on that card be treated as "Draw a card." ("Every mistake is a chance to learn, and the sphinx does enjoy teaching.")skipcard Sphinx's Boomerang/A/Draw a card.<BR>Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may put target Thing on top of the deck.<BR>Put Sphinx's Boomerang on top of the deck. Look at and reorder the top three cards of the deck.skipcard Imbue With Plot Armor/A/Each player may put a Shield Token on a non-token Thing they control. When one of those Things would be destroyed, remove a Shield token from it instead. You may put an additional Shield counter on one of those Things.skipcard Lag (6312 ms)/T/Play this card into any player's control. Whenever you try to play a card or activate an Action ability, you have a 50% chance to fail to actually do so, although it does still count toward your per-turn limit. Lame. <br/>Ctrl+Alt+Delete: If you have not played any cards this turn, you may end your turn and destroy Lag.skipcard Limp/T/Play this card into any player's control. Instead of drawing at the beginning of your turns, you draw at the end.skipcard Shy Ghost/T/As soon as you see Shy Ghost, shuffle it into the draw pile. If Shy Ghost comes into play under your control, you win the game.skipcard Cat On Your Lap/T/Play this card into any player's control.<BR>When you play your second card in a turn, destroy Cat On Your Lap, discard a card, and destroy all tokens you control.skipcard Bottled Tactics/T/When Bottled Tactics enters play, put the top 5 cards of the deck face-down underneath it.<BR>When Bottled Tactics is destroyed, look at the cards underneath it. Play one of them and put the rest on top of the deck in any order.skipcard Tweezers/A/Erase any number of "Thing:" abilities from Things in play. "Action and Thing:" abilities are unaffected. ("Good for taking small things out of bigger things.")skipcard Frenzy (8r)/A/Destroy up to 5 of your Things and draw that many cards. You may take an extra Action this turn. %r If you drew 5 and your hand becomes empty before the end of the turn, you win.skipcard Turbo Remodelling (9r)/T/At the start of your turn, destroy one of your Things and draw an extra card. %r%r You may play up to two extra Things each turn. ("Never stop improving.")skipcard Fall of the Mighty (0r)/A/Each player who controls a Thing discards down to 3 cards in hand. Then destroy all non-token Things. ("You have grown too attached to your precious cardboard.")skipcard Supersonic Low Altitude Missile/A/Destroy target Thing. For every living Thing controlled by the same player, flip a coin: on tails, the radiation destroys it as well.skipcard Earthquake (7.0)/A/Destroy half of all tangible Things at random.skipcard Nor'easter/A/Every player must put two cards from their hand face down on the table. Shuffle all of these together and deal them alternately onto the discard pile and draw pile, starting with the discard pile.skipcard Munchies/T/When Munchies enters play, gain a Snack Token.<BR>At the beginning of your turn, each player gains a Snack Token.<BR><BR>Snack Tokens enter play with "During your turn, you may sacrifice this token to draw a card if you haven't drawn more than one card this turn." ("A bowl of snack mix makes excellent neutral ground.")skipcard Alphabet Souperpowers/T/You may play an additional card during your turn if its title begins with a letter not present in the titles of Things you control other than this one.skipcard YYZEvolution/A/Reveal the top 8 cards of the deck. For each of those cards, you may play that card by moving a Thing you control with the same creator or with fewer words in its rulestext into the discard pile. Shuffle the rest into the deck. (""Begun field testing of modular abstrata, should allow for quick reconfiguration of even complex designs if power couplings are compatible." --ChippyYYZ's journal")skipcard The Last Word/T/There is no limit to the number of Actions or Things you may play during your turn. If this Thing is under your control at the end of your turn, lose the game. ("'It's the legendary Black Beast of Aughhhhh'")skipcard Famous First Words/A/Erase everything from target Thing's text and flavourtext except for the first sentence of each. ("He just said 'baldy'! Must be talking about you, papa.")skipcard Word Of The Day/T/Choose a word of length 4 characters or longer and write it in this card's flavourtext. All players cannot play cards that do not contain the word in this card's flavourtext as long as there are any cards that do contain that word in their hand.skipcard Nutrimatic Machine (0s)/T/Action:Target opponent chooses one:%r*You draw two cards.%r*Play every card in your hand, then end the turn.%r*That opponent discards a random card and gains a Headache token. (""Ugh." "Share and enjoy."")skipcard Confused Deputy (1s)/T/Action:Give an opponent a card from your hand. They play it if possible, but you make all their decisions.skipcard Tokenizer (2s)/T/Action:Discard a card. Gain three tokens whose type is a non-action noun on the discarded card.skipcard Safety Net/T/You may draw a card whenever your hand is empty at the end of your turn.skipcard Ancient Magical Tome/T/When you play this card, put the five Actions closest to the bottom of the draw pile face-down under this card, then shuffle the draw pile. Action: Discard a card to invoke one of the Tome's Actions and flip a coin. On tails, that page of the Tome crumbles to dust: discard the Action.skipcard Houseplant/T/skipcard Responsibility/T/If you control this Thing when your turn begins, win the game. Any player may, at the start of their turn, choose instead to skip their turn. Whenever a player does this, destroy this Thing.skipcard Autopilot/A/Draw two cards, then play a random Thing and a random Action from your hand if possible, with any targets required by either also chosen randomly. Cards played this way do not count towards your limit for Actions or Things played this turn.skipcard Group Contribution/T/When you play this card, each opponent must suggest a rulestext for this card. You may then append any number of those suggestions to this card's rulestext. If you do not append any suggestions to this card's text, it instead reads 'Action + Thing: Put this card in your hand. Any player may use this ability'skipcard Spy Drone (3s)/T/When you play this and at the start of your turn, reveal a random card from target opponent's hand. %r Action: Destroy Spy Drone and discard the most recent card it revealed if it's still in an opponent's hand.skipcard Network Mechanic (4s)/T/Thing:Gain a Node token. Action: This becomes a Filter Node until it leaves play. ("Filter Node is from page 24 of the archive.")skipcard Salvage Bot (5s)/T/Action:Destroy a Thing you control and draw a card. If you destroyed a Robot, draw two cards instead.skipcard Fruitful Brainstorming Session/A/Draw three cards. Choose one to play, one to keep in your hand, and one to either discard or give to an opponent.skipcard Balloon Party/T/This card comes into play with one yellow Balloon token.%rAction: Gain a Balloon token in your choice of color.%rAction: Pop one Balloon. Target opponent is so startled that they discard a card.%rAction: Tie three Balloons to target Thing, which floats away and is destroyed.skipcard Lasso/T/Action - Coil: Until the end of your next turn, you may use the following ability once: *"Action - Rope: Gain control of a tangible Thing."skipcard Clone Fuel/A/Choose a Thing you control. Destroy all other Things you control, then place a copy of the chosen Thing in your hand for each Thing destroyed this way.skipcard Chain Deathsplosion/T/When Chain Deathsplosion comes into play under your control, destroy all other Things that you control. If Chain Deathsplosion is destroyed, you may create a copy of it under the control of a chosen opponent.skipcard Defeat Means Friendship/A/Until the end of your turn, whenever a Thing is destroyed a copy of it comes into play under your control.skipcard Hacked Referee (6s)/T/Action:Give target player a Warning token.%r%rAction:Eliminate a player who has three Warnings.skipcard Delivery Drone (7s)/T/Flying %rAction:Give an opponent one of your other Things and look at their hand.skipcard Quarantine Enforcer (8s)/T/Once per turn, you may discard a card to gain 2 Energy Tokens.%rAction:Spend an energy token to destroy a living, undead or robotic Thing, or a Thing that changed controllers since your last turn.skipcard Token Focus/T/If you have at least 4 cards in your hand, then once per turn when you gain one or more tokens of a type, you may gain an additional token of that type.skipcard Ion Flux/A/Destroy target Thing. If you control any energy tokens, remove that Thing from the game instead and gain an Energy Token for each energy token you control.skipcard Desperate Measures/T/When another Thing you control would be destroyed by an effect controlled by an opponent, you may draw two cards.<BR>When Desperate Measures is destroyed, you may discard two random cards to return it to your hand.skipcard AutoBailiff (9s)/T/Action:Target Thing's text becomes blank until the end of your next turn.%r%rReaction: When an opponent's Thing destroys a Thing or uses its Action ability, use AutoBailiff's Action ability on it for free immediately afterwards.skipcard AutoBailiff's Corral (0t)/T/Things this is attached to have their ruletext ignored. %r Action:Attach this to target Thing and release any other attached Things.skipcard 1000 Volts (1t)/A/Destroy a Thing. If it had an Action ability, activate it one last time.skipcard Allbeard, Avatar Of Piracy/T/Opponents cannot draw cards. The first time you would draw a card each turn, you may choose to draw an additional card for each opponent you face. At the start of your turn, if any opponents have empty hands, destroy Allbeard and discard your hand.skipcard Organ Wrangler/T/While this is in play, its controller treats the draw pile as if it were the discard pile and vice versa. Whenever you draw a card from the discard pile, if that card was the last card in the pile you win the game. ("Really did a number on me, especially when he put my digestive tract in back-to-front.")skipcard Bad Habit/T/Whilst Bad Habit is in your hand, you cannot play Actions. If Bad Habit is the only Thing you control, return it to your hand.skipcard Enchanted Coffee Mug/T/If you do not play a Thing or use this card's ability during your turn, either destroy this card or reveal that your hand contains no Actions to return it to your hand instead. %rThing: Play an Action card.skipcard Zealous Delivery Service/T/Action: Give target opponent a card from your hand so forcefully that another random card in their hand falls out into the discard pile.skipcard Lazy Delivery Service/T/Action: Give target opponent a card from your hand, but instead of handing it directly to them, feel free to just toss it nonchalantly onto the table in front of them, you know, whatever. If it lands face-down at an odd angle, you've done your job: draw a card.skipcard Powerwash/A/Shuffle all Things into the deck. You may play this as a reaction to an Action, instead shuffle the discard pile into the deck.skipcard Vacation (2t)/A/Take two extra turns after this one, but you can't play cards during those turns.skipcard Instant Reboot (3t)/A/Discard your hand and draw that many cards. If you haven't played any other cards this turn, end the turn, then the player whose turn ended takes another turn.skipcard Suicide Raid (4t)/A/Destroy up to three of your own non-Token Things, then reveal target player's hand; that player discards the same number of cards of your choice.skipcard Wiretap/T/Whenever a chosen opponent draws a card, you may look at it.skipcard A Trick of the Light/T/Play immediately in response when one of your Things would be destroyed. Return it to your hand instead.skipcard Hammer Dance/T/If this card has any tokens when your turn begins, you must activate one of its abilities during your turn or destroy it. If it is destroyed with two or more tokens on it, fumble: discard a card. %rAction: Gain a Spin or Twirl token. %rAction - Percussive Flourish: Consume a Spin or Twirl to return a tangible Thing to its controller's hand, or one of each to destroy a tangible Thing.skipcard Solar Panel/T/When Solar Panel comes into play, each player gains an Energy Token.<BR>Whenever a player plays a card with any of the strings "sun", "light", or "star" in its title, that player gains an Energy Token.skipcard Another Magnet/A/Target player gives you two of their tokens. If they can't, they give you control of one of their Things.skipcard Straw Man/T/Straw Man counts as both a Thing and a Player under its controller's control (it is still your opponent).<BR>Straw Man cannot draw cards or have cards in its hand.<BR>At the end of your turn, Straw Man takes a turn.skipcard Theft By Numbers/T/Choose a digit from 0 to 9. Whenever a card with that digit in its title or cornervalue is played by an opponent, put it in your hand instead.skipcard Invisible Ink Contract/T/Action: Target blank thing gains the rulestext 'If you control 5 or more things with this rulestext, win the game'.skipcard 9000 Unstoppable Volts/A/Destroy target Thing with an activated ability. Create an Action card with the text of that Thing's ability and give a copy of it to all players.skipcard Super Action (5t)/A/Discard some cards. If you discarded at least%r 1: Destroy a Thing%r 2: Draw a card%r 3: Gain control of all tokens%r 5: Everyone else discards their hand%r 8: Eliminate target player ("(Do all that apply)")skipcard Fair Trade (6t)/A/Choose an opponent and a Thing you control. They trade one of their non-token Things of their choice for your chosen Thing.skipcard Emergency Dispatcher (7t)/T/When an opponent plays an Action card, you may use an Action ability in response. %rAction:Gain a Police-Drone token if you have less than two of them.skipcard Defective Knockoff/T/Play this card onto target Thing. Attached Thing's Action abilities are considered blank.skipcard Burning Sensation/T/Discard a card to play Burning Sensation into any player's control. %rFlip a coin at the end of your turns: on tails, you must discard a card. ("It doesn't actually cause injury, but it hurts a lot.")skipcard Easier to Ask Forgiveness Than Permission/A/“Borrow” an opponent's Thing. Apologize if they get angry at you.skipcard Department of Victory Committee/T/Any player may skip their turn to gain a License Token. If an effect controlled by a player would destroy a License Token that player doesn't control, that player discards their hand.<BR><BR>Players who do not control a License Token may not win the game.skipcard ChainChainmail/T/When this card comes into play, attach it to another ChainChainmail you control. If you don't control another ChainChainmail, attach it to any other Thing you control and put a copy of ChainChainmail into play.<BR><BR>If the Thing ChainChainmail is attached to would be destroyed, destroy this card instead.skipcard Chainreactionmail/T/When this card comes into play, attach it to another Thing you control.<BR><BR>The Thing this card is attached to cannot be destroyed by any effect that would simultaneously destroy any other Things, or that has already destroyed any Things in this resolution of that effect. If an effect destroys the Thing this card is attached to, this resolution of that effect cannot destroy other Things this turn.skipcard Haunted House/T/When Haunted House enters play, every player must place one card from their hand face down on the table and put a Ghost token on it. At the end of your next turn after playing Haunted House, destroy it along with all Ghost tokens and every card with a Ghost token on it.skipcard Stern Admonition/T/Play immediately in response to an opponent's Action card. Return that Action to the opponent's hand; it may not be played during this turn.skipcard Dramatic Irony/A/Look at as many cards on the top of the draw pile as you have opponents and end your turn.skipcard Catalytic Inhibitor (8t)/T/Players must discard another Action to play an Action card, unless the Action shares a cornervalue with a Thing they control.skipcard Disassembler (9t)/T/Whenever you use an Action ability of a Thing, you may destroy that Thing to draw 2 cards. %rAction: Discard your hand.skipcard Gnome Ann (0u)/T/One per turn: You may do something that another card explicitly forbids you to do. ("Gnome Ann is above the law.")skipcard It's Over, Isn't It?/A/If there are fewer players than the game began with, target player discards their hand and draws three cards.skipcard Too Short To Ride/T/Players with fewer cards in their hand than you may not play Things. <BR><BR> At the start of an opponent's turn, if you have more than 4 cards in your hand, put this card in the discard pile.skipcard Guacola/T/When Guacola enters play, gain 5 Money Tokens. When Guacola is destroyed, draw a card.<BR>Action: Take a sip. Discard a card in immediate regret and destroy Guacola. ("It's not even good on chips.")skipcard Stylish New Haircut/T/Draw a card. %r%rDraw an extra card at the beginning of your next three turns after this card is played, then remove the word “New” from its title.skipcard Flywheel/T/If Flywheel has fewer than five cards under it when your turn starts, you may draw cards until you draw an Action, put it face-down under Flywheel, and shuffle the other cards into the draw pile. If Flywheel is destroyed, discard its Actions and you and its destroyer must both discard two random cards. Thing - Discharge: Put Flywheel's Actions into your hand.skipcard Fishing Net/A/Gain control of the most recently discarded tangible Thing and three Fish tokens.skipcard Shell (1u)/T/As a Thing: Attach to a Thing. If it's targetted by an Action, that action targets Shell instead.%r%r As an Action: Destroy a Thing%r%rAs a Reaction: Play when a Thing becomes a target to make it indestructible for the rest of the turn.skipcard Pair Production (2u)/A/Reveal cards from the top of the deck until you've revealed an Action and a Thing. Put an Action and a Thing from them into your hand and discard the rest.skipcard Boon of Fire (3u)/A/Target player gains a Thirst token and discards two cards %rOR destroy a living Thing %r OR destroy all flammable Things %r OR Eliminate each opponent with a Thirst token.skipcard Legecy Wepon/T/Other Things you control cannot be the target of actions or effects.<BR>At the end of your turn, erase all rulestext from target Thing.<BR>During your turn, you control all Things in play. ("You can build an imperfect machine out of perfect parts.")@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 6301-6400 into the Dvorak Engine.