Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 6001-6100

Luck of the Draw II Action Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw five cards. Choose two of them to discard, then discard two of the remaining three at random. Card : Binarius	Thickening Agent Thing Play onto any Thing; equipped Thing's Action ability now reads "Thing and Action: [ability ruletext]" instead. (If equipped Thing has more than one Action ability, choose one when Thickening Agent comes into play.) Card : Binarius	Unwinding Clock Thing At any point during each opponent's turn, you may play one Action ability of any machine currently in play under your control. Card : Pongo
The Trollhammer Thing Action: Destroy a Thing that is related to an Abrahamic religion. Amongst the shadows rides a beast, Gripping hard a mighty hammer, Looking for weak Christian blood Card : Pongo	Red Rover, Red Rover Action Choose a Thing and an opponent, then play rock-paper-scissors with that opponent. The player who wins gains control of that Thing. Card : Corrigan	Regifter's Shield Thing Whenever you would gain control of a Thing an opponent controls, you may have target opponent gain control of it instead. "Lo, my magic shield protects me from your needless appliances, forcing you to swallow your own bitter pills." Card : Corrigan
Sudden Shortage Action Each player discards his or her hand, then draws a card. Card : Corrigan	Flood the Market Thing Any player who does not play a Thing during their turn is eliminated. Action (global): If you have no Things in your hand, reveal your hand and destroy this card. Card : Binarius	Potted Card Thing At the end of each of your turns, draw a card and place it face-down, without looking at it, under Potted Card. If Potted Card is destroyed, put one of the face-down cards under it into your hand and discard the rest. Action - Harvest: Destroy Potted Card. Card : Binarius

Yo-yo Thing - Toy You may return Yo-yo to your hand if you played it during this turn. Action: Return Yo-yo to your hand. Card : Binarius	Eddie the Aquiline Shapeshifter Organism Thing Action: Return Eddie to your hand, then put a living Thing card not named Eddie the Aquiline Shapeshifter Organism from your hand into play. You may take an additional Action this turn. Card : Corrigan	Harvest Time Action Each player draws a card for each Thing he or she controls. Card : Corrigan
Paper Airplane Thing All Airplane tokens are treated as copies of this card. Action: Gain an Airplane token and put this card into an opponent's control. Card : Binarius	Schrödinger's Hydra Thing While in play, this card counts as being in your hand, under your control, and in the discard pile. Action: Attempt to measure this card's location by rolling a die. 1-2: Draw a card. 3-4: Put a Thing from your hand into play. 5-6: The wavefunction collapses; destroy this card. Card : Binarius	Age of Coal Thing Cards cost an additional "discard a card" to play. Action: abilities cost an additional "discard a card" to activate. Card : Corrigan
Vending Machine &#%$ Thing You are not affected by any Action that requires the use of a Money token is nullified. Argh! It stole my money... again. Card : robo1995	Poisonous Spines 9k Thing Whenever another player targets you or one of your Things, they gain a Toxin token. A player with 4 or more Toxin tokens loses the game. Action:Discard two cards to give target opponent a Toxin token. Card : Bucky	Ultra Donut 8k Thing At the start of your turn, you may destroy this. If you do, gain two Toxin tokens, draw two cards, and you may take an extra Action this turn. 50% sugar, 35% lard and 15% unspecified organic compounds. Card : Bucky

World-Eater Ooze Thing At the beginning of your turn, put an Ooze counter on World-Eater Ooze, then, if it has at least five Ooze counters on it, remove all of them and destroy target Thing other than World-Eater Ooze. If World-Eater Ooze would be destroyed, remove an Ooze counter from it instead (even if there are none). Card : ChippyYYZ	Age of Fusion Thing At the beginning of each player's turn, that player draws two extra cards. Each player may play an extra card each turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Alternate Timeline Reset Point Thing When this card enters play, note the number of cards in your hand and the number of other Things you control. When this card is destroyed, Remove your hand and all Things you control from the game, draw cards until you have the noted number of cards in your hand, then reveal cards from the deck until the noted number of Things are revealed. Put those Things into play and shuffle the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ
Echo Action Repeat the effects of any Action you played on your previous turn. Card : Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)	Cheshire Cat Thing At the end of each turn, you win the game If Cheshire Cat is ever in your hand, reveal it to all players, draw a card and then put Cheshire Cat on the bottom of the draw pile. Card : Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)	Ravenous Spawn of the Outer Planes Thing-Monster When you play this, put a Thing belonging to another player face-down under it. (face-down cards are blank and nameless) Card : Bucky (Unplayable Dvorak deck)
Remember the time when your biggest aim in life was to unlock ROB in Mario Kart DS? Thing Indestructible. Play this under the control of a player of your choice and name a card except for this one, that is not removed from the game yet but is definitely in the game somewhere. The chosen card can't be removed from the game. That player can't win the game as long as he controls this thing. Remove this thing from the game, when the chosen player plays the chosen card. Card : NinjaWookiee	It's 9 am and you're awake for 13 hours now Thing Play this under the control of another player of your choice. That player can't play action cards as long as he controls this thing. That player can choose to skip one turn to destroy this thing. Card : NinjaWookiee	Nobody wants to play Dvorak with me! Thing Put one counter on this thing for every round in which no player used any things effect or action card which would target you as a player. If there are 5 counter on this card, you win the game. Card : NinjaWookiee

Open Wounds 0 Thing Play this card into any player's control. At the end of your turn, roll a die. If the number is greater than this card's cornervalue, discard a card and add 1 to this card's cornervalue; otherwise, reset the cornervalue to 0 and destroy this card. Card : Binarius	Frisbee Thing - Toy Action: Toss Frisbee into target opponent's control and draw a card. Card : Binarius	Investment Return Action Each player draws cards equal to the number of cards in his or her hand. Card : Corrigan
Spiked Ankh Thing Whenever a player plays a Thing card, that player discards a card. Card : Corrigan	Sneaky Contract Thing When you have no cards in hand, you may put Sneaky Contract into the discard pile. If you do, look at each opponent's hand, then choose up to five of the cards you looked at and put them into your hand. "Just let me add some fine print real quick." Card : Corrigan	Heavenly Inferno Action Destroy X Things, where X is the number of Things you control as you play this Action. Card : ChippyYYZ
Mirror Mastery 2URG Thing Whenever an opponent plays a card, you may discard a card whose cornervalue shares a character with the cornervalue of the played card. If you do, you play a copy of the played card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Counterpunch Action Remove target counter from the game. Destroy target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Trippelganger 4G Action Put three tokens that are copies of target Thing into play. Card : Corrigan

Bounce-back 0k Reaction Play when a Thing is destroyed to return it to play. Card : Bucky	Accelerated Lead Poisoning 1l Action Destroy a Thing. Its controller gains a Toxin token. "Who decided to make our bullets out of a toxic metal? They deserve a raise." Card : Bucky	Power Serum 2l Thing At the start of your turn, draw two extra cards and gain a Toxin token. You may play an extra Action and an extra Thing each turn. A player with 4 or more Toxin tokens loses the game. Card : Bucky
Tomb Robbery L3 Action Return target nonliving physical Thing card from the discard pile to your hand. Card : Corrigan	Deprivation Tactics N3 Action Each player names a card. Search the draw pile for the named cards and remove them from the game. Card : Corrigan	Wobbleshot D9 Action Choose one -- Destroy target abstract Thing, or destroy two target physical Things. Card : Corrigan
Victorious Fanfare 4r Action Draw seven cards. Strike up the band! Tonight, we feast! Card : ChippyYYZ	Smack Down 5r Action Play only in response to a Thing's Action Ability. Negate that ability and destroy that Thing. Anybody else have something funny to say? Good, I thought not! Card : ChippyYYZ	Calamity Bomb 6r Thing Calamity Bomb enters play with 5 Fuse counters on it. At the beginning of your turn, remove a Fuse counter from it. Whenever Calamity Bomb would be destroyed, put a Fuse counter on it instead. Okay, so we don't actually know what happens if it goes off, but we're still not going to risk it. Card : ChippyYYZ

Midnight Coffee D5 Action You can't play Midnight Coffee unless it's the only card in your hand. Take two extra turns after this one. Card : Corrigan	Brodown Action You and target opponent each gain control of all Things the other player controls. Draw a card for each Thing you gave away, then the other player draws a card for each Thing he or she gave away. Wartime and peacetime come and go, but brotime is unwavering. Card : Corrigan	Dancing Bear Thing At the end of your turn, draw a card or gain a Money token. Action: Destroy up to three target living Things and Dancing Bear. Card : Corrigan
Critic's Fury 3l Action Target Thing's text becomes blank. Its creator discards a card (if they're playing). "That card's horrible! It's frustrating to play against and isn't even fun to use unless you enjoy wasting other peoples' time. 1.5 out of 10." Card : Bucky	Soul Jail Thing When Soul Jail enters play, each of your opponents removes his or her hand from the game. Play with your hand revealed. Any player may play cards from your hand. Whenever another player would draw cards, you draw those cards instead. When Soul Jail leaves play, each opponent puts the cards he or she removed from the game back into his or her hand. Card : Corrigan	Sudden Aneurysm Action A random player discards three cards at random. Nobody is safe from the Aneureaper. Card : Corrigan
Spontaneous Combustion Action A random player chooses a nontoken Thing he or she controls at random. Destroy that Thing. Card : Corrigan	German Censorship Thing When this comes into play, destroy every thing, that could destroy more than 1 thing per turn. No one can play any things which could destroy more than 1 things per turn, as long as this card is in play. Card : NinjaWookiee	Voicechat in an Online Ego-Shooter Thing Action abilities and Action cards can played by everyone at any time. Every player can play up to 5 action cards or action abilites in one round. Card : NinjaWookiee

Untitled Thing Thing: Change this cards title to whatever you want. Card : NinjaWookiee	Double Agent Thing At the beginning of your turn, target opponent draws a card. Until end of turn, you may look at that card and play it as though it was in your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Triple Agent Thing When Triple Agent enters or leaves play, target opponent gives a card from their hand to another target opponent, then that opponent gives a random card from their hand to you. Card : ChippyYYZ
Thickening Agent Thing Action: Discard a Thing card to destroy target immaterial or intangible Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Drunken Bender Thing Action: Add one Alcohol counter to this card. Action: Remove any number of Alcohol counters from this card. For every counter you remove, destroy a Thing Card : CashCrazed	Roulette of Caprice Action Pick any player. The next time that player's turn starts, he must pick a random card from his hand and play it if it can be legally played. Any required targets are chosen by you. If the card cannot be legally played, it is simply discarded. Card : CashCrazed
Uncomfortable Yet Stylish Shoes Thing At the beginning of your turn, draw a card. At the end of your turn, discard a card What would you go through for a compliment? Card : Corrigan	Adverse Possession Thing Three target Things of your choice in play come under your control. At the start of every turn, add an SOL token to this Thing. When it has three SOL Tokens, discard this Thing. If this Thing is discarded in any other way, the Things targeted by this card return to their original controllers. Card : Pneumonica	The BJ Rule Thing Action: One Thing you have just played this turn cannot be discarded until your next turn. You may select the same Thing next round to protect. If you stop protecting a Thing, you may not select it again. If the target Thing would cause its own discard, this Thing will not protect it. Card : Pneumonica

Midnight Filing Action You may immediately play a Thing and an Action. This is in addition to any other Things and Actions you may play. Card : Pneumonica	Clonus Horror Thing You may have Clonus Horror enter the battlefield as a copy of a Thing in play. If you do, target Thing becomes a copy of that Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Cursed Skrull Thing Action: Name a card and reveal a random card from your hand. If you revealed a Thing card with that name, Cursed Skrull becomes a copy of that Thing and gains this ability. Card : ChippyYYZ
Empty Bottle Thing At any time that this card doesn't have an Action card under it, you may put an Action card from your hand under it and add its text to the end of this Thing's text. When this Thing is destroyed, Card : ChippyYYZ	The Loothouse 4l Thing When you play this, draw a card. Right before the start of your turn, you may return this to your hand and discard a card. Card : Bucky	Pointed Criticism 5l Thing When you play this, each opponent adds a name to this thing's flavortext. Action: remove a card from the discard pile for the remainder of the session. If its author is named in this card's flavortext, draw a card. Kazz, NinjaWookiee, Your Face, Corr- Card : Bucky
Fanart Site Thing When Fanart Site enters play, name a card author who created another Thing you control. Whenever you play a card by the chosen author, draw a card. We need more Sanic pictures. Card : Corrigan	Force Tug Action Choose one -- Return target nontoken Thing to its controller's hand; or return two target Things you control to your hand. Card : Corrigan	Devour For Power Action Destroy target Thing and draw a card. If you controlled that Thing, copy this Action twice. Card : ChippyYYZ

Political Puppets Thing When this card enters play, exchange control of two target Things. If Political Puppets was one of those cards, it gains "Reveal each card you draw." Card : ChippyYYZ	Pretentious Dismissal Action Destroy target Thing not created by ChippyYYZ. "Hardly your best work." -ChippyYYZ Card : ChippyYYZ	Snatch Shield S4 Thing Whenever an effect an opponent controls destroys a Thing you control, you may put target nontoken Thing that player controls into your hand. Card : Corrigan
Release the Fanboys 6l Action Choose an author. Play all Action cards in the discard pile that they created, then reveal your hand and discard all cards in it they did not create. Move this card Up Your Sleeve. Card : Bucky	Win by Consensus 7l Action Reveal the top two cards of the draw pile and your hand. If there isn't a publicly visible card whose author's name is not on a card you have in your hand or on one of your Things, you win the game. Otherwise, draw a card. Card : Bucky	Luxury Tax 1Y Thing Players with cards in hand can't draw cards. (When a player draws multiple cards at once, they draw all of them.) Card : Corrigan
Space Hammer 8l Thing When you play this, destroy a Thing. Action:Discard 3 cards and return this to your hand. Pros:Heavy enough to crush anything Cons:Hard to get back into orbit Card : Bucky	Token Review vol. 60: Shipping Edition 9l Thing Action:Target player gains two Pony, Crate or Toxin tokens. Card : Bucky	A Brony Documentation Action Roll a dice. You get the rolled amount of Pony tokens with the following effect: "As long as you control at least 1 Pony Token you're opponents can't win the game. At the beginning of your turn, when you don't control any Pony tokens, you loose the game." Card : NinjaWookiee

The Big Turn On Action All Action-abilities of all things in play get activated at once. If choices have to be made, those things owners choose. Card : NinjaWookiee	Kokett Thing You can play this at any time if one of your opponent sneezes. If this card comes into play this way, the player that sneezed gets 1 Pocket Tissue-Token. When this comes into play roll 2 dice. You get the rolled amount of Pocket Tissue-Tokens. By the way, Kokett is a famous brand of pocket tissues in Germany. Card : NinjaWookiee	Genius Ray Action Remove target Thing from the game. If it was indestructible, draw a card. Card : Corrigan
Motherboard Malfunction Action Remove all Things from the game, then return them to play. Card : Corrigan	Mind The Gap Reaction Play this as an answer to when a player takes control over another players thing. That player has to roll a die. If the rolled number is uneven, that player can't take control over the thing and the thing gets removed from the game. If the rolled number is uneven the player just takes control over the thing. Card : NinjaWookiee	Summerfag Thing These are just annoying. Card : NinjaWookiee
Reese's Pieces Thing Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces Counters. Action: Remove 1 Reese's Pieces Counter from this card. You can play an extra card this turn and you get 1 Fat Token. If you control 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of your turn, you loose the game. Card : NinjaWookiee	Bombard Action Destroy two target Things. For each Thing destroyed this way, its controller discards a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Sound the Call Action Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. You may put any living Things from among them into play under your control. Card : ChippyYYZ

Jinxed Hexcurse Action/Thing If this card would be played, remove it from the game and choose an opponent. That player may choose up to 2 cards in the discard pile and immediately play them in any order. Then put this card into that player's hand. Wait, so the curse is jinxed, and the jinx has a hex on it, and the hex is what's being cursed? I'm not touching it. Card : ChippyYYZ	Handsome Sven Thing You control all female things in play, as long as this card is under your control. Sacrifice 1 female thing under your control to draw a card. Card : NinjaWookiee	Netflix Subscription Thing When this comes into play, draw a card. You can discard 1 card per turn to draw 1 card. Card : NinjaWookiee
Pyrrhic Victory AV Action The game ends in a draw "Sometimes, the only way to win is not to play." Card : AldusValor	The Monty Hall Problem AV Thing As long as this card remains under your control, your opponents' maximum hand size is reduced to three "Door number one, two or three?" Card : AldusValor	Synchrowave Action Destroy one Thing controlled by each opponent with the same number of cards in hand as you. Card : ChippyYYZ
Freeze Ray Thing When Freeze Ray enters play, gain a Wonderflonium Token. Action: Remove a Wonderflonium Token you control from the game. If you do, target player skips their next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	I Won't Feel a Thing Thing Other players' cards cannot cause you to discard cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	Reese's Cannon 0l Thing Comes into play with 10 Reese's Pieces counters. Action: Remove a Reese's Pieces counter from this card. Target player can take an Action and gains a Fat Token. If a player controls 5 or more Fat Tokens at the beginning of their turn, they loose the game. Card : Bucky

Gestalt Backlash 1m Action Each player (including you) reveals their hand. You choose and discard one card from each revealed hand. Card : Bucky

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