Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 5901-6000

Sword of Energy and Apathy Thing Action and Thing: You may play an extra Action this turn. Target opponent may not play Actions on their next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Noseybonk Thing If you start smiling (show your teeth!) at the beginning of your turn and keep the smile until you end your turn, bring this thing into play under your control at the end of your turn. Thing: Destroy 1 thing of your choice. Action: Choose a player. That player discards 1 card. Then look at that players hand and take one card of your choice. ''"It's okay. I didn't want to sleep anyway!"'' -- Bub Card : NinjaWookiee	Global Confusion Action Take all cards from all players hands, shuffle them and distribute them randomly to all players. Every player should get the same amount of cards. Put the leftover cards into the discard pile. Card : NinjaWookiee
Becuz por literacy is kewl! Action There must be at least 1 thing in play with at last one typo on it to play this. Destroy all things in play, that don't contain at least 1 typo. Card : NinjaWookiee	Wikipedia Blackout Thing Action: Put a delay counter on this card. Any player may play this action. When there are three delay counters on this card, destroy it. Players can't search the deck. Card : jtwe	Principia Discordia Blackout H! Thing Action: Give control of this card to target player. When anything in the game is chosen randomly, you must discard a card. If you don't, you lose the game. Fail Eris! Card : jtwe
He Who Wields The Lost Sock Thing - Elemental Upon entering play, all tokens disappear(this ignores being destroyed) and all things gain two sock counters. Action: Take one sock counter from another thing and put it on this card. Action: If there are ten sock counters on this card, target player loses the game. So ''that's'' where they went. Card : NARF	e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost thing - poet ghost if any thing in play has more than four capital letters in its flavor text, e.e.cummings' vengeful ghost is destroyed. all card texts and titles count as though they have no capital letters on them. action: create a poem token. action: if a poem token died this turn, create a poem token. this does not use up your action. Card : NARF	The Internet Thing - Server If a Thing refering to censorship is in play, The Internet is blank(excluding this sentence). Action: Put a File Counter on this card. Action: Take a File Counter off The Internet. Create a File Token that is a copy of a card of your choice, with "Action:Destroy this card. put a File Counter on target Thing." on the end. Card : NARF

Mountain of Knowledge Thing At the beginning of your turn, before you draw a card, put a knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge. During each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card for each knowledge counter on Mountain of Knowledge Card : Corrigan	Mountain of Energy Thing At the beginning of your turn, put an energy counter on Mountain of Energy. Each player may play an additional Action during his or her turn for each energy counter on Mountain of Energy. Card : Corrigan	Awkward Silence Thing At the end of each player's turn, put X awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence, where X is 2 minus the number of Things and/or Actions that player played that turn. Then that player wins the game if the number of awkwardness counters on Awkward Silence is 10 or more. Card : Corrigan
I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY MIND Action Target any number of different Things, one at a time. For each target, you may sacrifice X Energy tokens, where X is the number of targets chosen before this one. If you do, destroy that Thing. (For the first thing chosen, X = 0. For the second, X = 1, etc.) Card : jtwe	Sword of Harmony and Discord Thing Action and Thing: Destroy target Thing. Gain control of it instead if it is a pony. Each player other than that Thing's previous controller draws a card. Each player who controls a pony draws a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Sword of Comedy and Tragedy Thing Action and Thing: Look at the top 7 cards of the deck, then choose a player and put one of them into that player's hand. That player discards a random card. Shuffle the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ
Sword of Rise and Fall Thing Action and Thing: Draw a card. Target opponent discards a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Ice Ghost Mask Thing Action abilities of living Things your opponents control can't be activated. All within its frosty gaze are rendered immobile. Card : Corrigan	Determinism Thing Players can't search the draw pile or look at cards in it. The draw pile can't be shuffled or reordered. We are powerless to alter the future. Card : Corrigan

Rambunctious Baby Thing Action: Destroy half of target token. She hasn't grown into her usefulness yet. Card : Corrigan	Leveraged Negotiation 6j Action Target opponent destroys any number of their tokens, then you destroy any number of your tokens. If your number minus their number at least 0: They reveal their hand 2: You discard a card from it 6: Put that card in your hand 8: Play it 30: And eliminate them. Card : Bucky	Plots That Span Centuries Action Discard a card. If you do, and you have already played Plots That Span Centuries this game, you win. Card : ChippyYYZ
Sword of Brawn and Brains Thing Action and Thing: Any opponent may destroy a Thing they control. Otherwise, you draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Sword of Grandeur and Insignificance Thing Action and Thing: Discard your hand and destroy all other Things you control. Look at the top 25 cards of the deck and put one of them into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Deconstruct 7j Action Destroy one of your Things. For each word in its name (up to 10), gain a token of any type. If that Thing wasn't a Token, draw 2 cards. Card : Bucky
Promulg in Sheep's Clothing 8j Thing When you play this, you may change its name. At the start of your turn, destroy a Thing with the same name as this one. Driven insane by hunger, it devoured itself. Card : Bucky	Inverted Ankh Thing When Inverted Ankh enters play, draw a card. As long as you have no cards in hand, you can't be eliminated. Card : Corrigan	Fate Shift Action Discard your hand, then look at the top ten cards of the draw pile. Put five of those cards into your hand, then shuffle the draw pile. If you knew your future, would you want to keep it? Card : Corrigan

Highway to Hell Thing Whenever your hand becomes empty, put an Inferno counter on Highway to Hell. At the beginning of your turn, you win the game if Highway to Hell has six or more Inferno counters on it. Follow the Infernal Lords into madness, into depravity, and into eternal, blazing glory! Card : Corrigan	Sword of Nature and Industry Thing Action and Thing: Look at the top card of the deck. You may play it if it's a Thing. You may destroy target Thing. If you do, its controller draws two cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	Sword of Existence and Oblivion Thing Action and Thing: Remove target Thing from the game. Its controller chooses another card that has been removed from the game and plays it. Card : ChippyYYZ
Omnislash Action Destroy target Thing. For every sword you control, destroy target non-sword Thing or target player discard a card. For every two swords you control, each opponent discards a random card. For every three swords you control, eliminate an opponent. Card : ChippyYYZ	Misery Wave Action Each player who doesn't control a black Thing discards a card, then each player who controls a black Thing draws a card for each card discarded this way. Card : Corrigan	Copypaste Template 9j Thing When someone plays a blue Thing, it becomes the same color as this Thing. If an opponent controls 5 Things that have been recolored this way, eliminate them. Corrigan copied and rewrote one of my Things on page 52. Now his cards use my color scheme. Card : Bucky
Modular Storage Unit 0j Thing Action: Gain a Crate token. Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of Crate tokens you control. Stack 'em up. Card : Bucky	Austerity Thing At the end of your turn, if you didn't play a Thing, draw a card. Card : Corrigan	Red Shirt Thing Red Shirt enters play attatched to a Thing. Equipped Thing is red. If a Thing would be destroyed, destroy Red Shirt and the equipped Thing instead. Card : ChippyYYZ

Sleep With The Fishes Action Target Thing's location becomes the bottom of the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ	Concentrated Sphinx Thing Action: Destroy Concentrated Sphinx. Until your next turn, whenever an opponent draws a card, you may draw a card. "Whoo, this is some strong stuff. What's in it?" -Tezzeret, to Jin-Gitaxias Card : ChippyYYZ	Don't Cross The Borderline Thing Every players things can't affect their opponents things. Put a counter on this card for every card you draw from now on. When there are 4 counter on this card, destroy it. Card : NinjaWookiee
Boon of Swords and Hammers 1k Action Destroy a Thing and gain a token of any type OR return a non-token thing to its owner's hand and play a Thing OR each opponent discards a card and you put one of the discarded cards in your hand. Card : Bucky	Rasputin Impersonator 2k Thing At the start of your turn, look at a random card from target opponent's hand. When Rasputin Impersonator is destroyed for the first time in a turn, he returns to play. He took over after the original was murdered under mysterious circumstances. Card : Bucky	Card #5942 Action When this enters play choose 2 players. The chosen players each sacrifice 4 things and discard 5 cards. The other players draw 9 cards. It could be worse. Imagine if this were card #9999! Card : NinjaWookiee
You Are a Pirate! Thing You may determine the value of x on any card at all times. Yarr-harr, fidelidy! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free! Card : NinjaWookiee	Lemon Verbena Tea Thing You can't sacrifice this until it stayed in game for 6 rounds. Sacrifice this to draw up to 5 cards and bring back up to 2 things from the discard pile to your side of the battlefield. Card : NinjaWookiee	Last Gasp 3k Action Use the Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability of a Thing in the discard pile. Card : Bucky

Morgan Freeman's Big Sneeze Action Destroy every inanimate thing your opponents control. Card : NinjaWookiee	First Gasp 1k Action Look at the hands of every player. Use the Action:, Thing: or Action and Thing: ability of a Thing in someones hand. Card : NinjaWookiee	Complaints by the Dvorak Community Action/Reaction You may play this in your turn as an Action. If you do, choose 1 thing in play and remove it from the game. You may play this as a Reaction to someone playing any kind of card. Remove that card from the game. Dedicated to Corrigan and Bucky. ;-) Card : NinjaWookiee
Staying Power Thing Action and Thing: Put an Action card from your hand underneath Staying Power. At the beginning of your turn, you may play a copy of an Action underneath Staying Power instead of drawing a card. This does not use your Action for the turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Staying Tough Thing Indestructible. Whenever all other Things you control would be destroyed, choose one of them and destroy all other Things you control instead. Whenever you would discard your whole hand, Choose a card in your hand and discard the other cards instead. Whenever you would be eliminated from the game, put Staying Tough in the discard pile instead. Card : ChippyYYZ	Staying Out Of Trouble Thing Action: You can't be the target of Actions until your next turn. Thing: Things you control can't be the target of Actions until your next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ
Drama Bomb 4k Action Choose two Things controlled by different players. They cease to be controlled by anyone. Card : Bucky	Grave Shift Action Return three cards from the discard pile to your hand, then discard two cards. ''(Action cards don't go into the discard pile until after their effects have resolved.)'' Card : Corrigan	Superior Kung Fu Thing Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, you may play an Action card. Whenever an opponent activates an Action ability, you may activate an Action ability of a Thing you control. Card : Corrigan

Mass Fabricator Thing Turn: Copy a random card from the Infinite Dvorak Archive and add it to your hand. Lots of time and energy went into every card, literally. Card : ChippyYYZ	Awkward Situation Action Each opponent in turn order may discard a card. If none of them do, draw three cards. Somebody else should do something about this. Card : ChippyYYZ	Upload Action Put a card from your hand or a Thing you control into target opponent's hand or on top of the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ
Trash to Treasure 5k Action Play only if there are at least 5 cards in the discard pile. Target opponent chooses 3 cards in the discard pile; put them in your hand. Card : Bucky	DumpBot 6k Thing Action:If there are at least 5 cards in the discard pile, target opponent chooses one. Put it in your hand. Card : Bucky	Trash Throw 7k Action Move a card from the discard pile to target opponent's hand and destroy one of their Things. That opponent discards a random card. Card : Bucky
Paper Harvest Action Destroy all Things. Each player draws a card for each Thing he or she controlled that was destroyed this way. Card : Corrigan	Eldritch Harvest Action Choose a number, then skip that many of your next turns. At the beginning of your next turn, draw three cards for each turn you skipped this way. Card : Corrigan	Derpy Reaper Thing Whenever you discard a card, each opponent may draw a card. He sows in other people's fields and reaps the air. Card : Corrigan

Clone-in-a-Vat(tm) Thing Clone-in-a-Vat(tm) enters play with four Organ Tokens on it. Whenever you discard any cards, if you are below your maximum hand size, you may remove an Organ Token from Clone-in-a-Vat(tm). If you do, draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Thoughtcage Thing When Thoughtcage enters play, look at target opponent's hand and place a card from their hand face-down under Thoughtcage. Return it to that player's hand when Thoughtcage leaves play. Card : ChippyYYZ	Temporal Broadside Action Play all Actions in the discard pile in any order and skip your next turn, OR Put all Things from the discard pile into play under your control, and at the end of your next turn, put them in the discard pile and skip your next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ
Timesnap Action Play up to x Actions if you have not played an Action for x consecutive turns before this one. Card : Binarius	Shared Passion Thing Action: If x players have used one of Shared Passion's abilities, each may draw x cards. Destroy Shared Passion. This ability may not be used on the turn Shared Passion is played. Action (global): Do nothing. Card : Binarius	Big Fan Action Reveal a card from your hand. Draw until you draw a card by the same creator; keep it and shuffle the rest into the draw pile. Card : Binarius
Inhibitor Belt Thing Play onto another Thing. Equipped Thing's Action abilities can't be activated. Card : Corrigan	Brain Vomit Action Discard two cards. Each opponent discards three cards. Card : Corrigan	Tax Break Action Donate a Thing you control to an opponent. Card : Binarius

Limit Break Action Destroy target Thing. Its controller must flip a coin until they get heads and discard a card for every tails flipped. Card : Binarius	Lunch Break Action Skip your next turn. No opponent's Actions may affect you until it is your turn again. Card : Binarius	Sword of Thought and Deed Thing When this enters play, attatch an Action card and a Thing card from your hand to it or put it in the discard pile. Action and Thing: If the attached Thing has an Action ability, this ability has an identical effect followed by the effect of the attached Action card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Experimental Substance Thing At any time during your turn, you may destroy this card to either destroy target Thing, OR draw two cards, OR gain three Tokens of the type of your choice, OR choose all options of another Action or ability you are playing instead of the listed number of options. This should be a "boon" to combo decks. Card : ChippyYYZ	Heroic Sacrifice Action Reveal your hand and choose a creator. Put all cards in your hand by that creator and all Things you control by that creator into the discard pile, then draw three cards for each. "Go on without me, I can hold them off and buy you some card advantage. If I'm not back in three turns, don't wait for me." --ChippyYYZ, last transmission Card : ChippyYYZ	Restart Action Discard your hand and draw five cards. Card : Binarius
Recover Action Take an Action card that was played during an opponent's last turn from the discard pile and put it into your hand. Card : Binarius	Resurge Action Discard down to two cards, then draw five cards and play up to three of them. Card : Binarius	Replenish Action Draw until you have 5 or more cards in your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ

Reprint Action Create a copy of target card in the discard pile and add it to your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Rebound Action Return target Thing to its controller's hand. That player puts a card from their hand on top of the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ	Conspicuous Consumption Thing Once during each of your turns, you may draw a card and discard it immediately. Card : Binarius
Elimination Round Thing Cards in the discard pile may not leave the discard pile. Card : Binarius	Vague Premonition Thing Action: Look at the top card of the draw pile and shuffle it into the top five cards of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Heartless Oppression Action As an additional cost to play Heartless Oppression, discard two cards. Choose one -- Destroy all Things controlled by the player who controls the fewest; or the player with the fewest cards in hand discards his or her hand. Card : Corrigan
Exorbitant Tax Thing When Exorbitant Tax enters play, destroy three Things you control. Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player sacrifices a Thing. Whenever an opponent would draw a card, that player may choose not to. If that player does, you draw a card. Card : Corrigan	Igor, Gravedigger Novice Thing Action: Put a Thing card at random from the discard pile into the your hand. Then discard a card at random. "They let just about anybody carry a shovel these days!" Card : Corrigan	Nectar of Life Action - Dream Draw a card. You can return any card that was destroyed after your last turn ended from the discard pile to your hand. From the Mirage deck Card : Ayolark, added by Binarius

Riot Action Destroy a Thing, or discard this card at any time and destroy one of your Things to negate the effects of an Action being played. Adapted from the Roman Politics deck Card : Binarius	I Am Personified Pyramid 2/3/4 Action ...but with only a 1-corner perspective during a 4-corner rotation. Draw four cards, and discard three of them. From the Time Cube deck Card : Kevan, added by Binarius	WhatTheFrick Action Win the game instantly. HAHA I WAS KIDDING YOU LOSE THE GAME RIGHT NOW. Card : Your Face
Epic Face Action Take the entire discard pile and draw pile for yourself. YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE EVERY SINGLE CARD FROM EVERYONE AND WIN YOUR FACE IN MUD. Card : YOUR FACE!	Speechless ... Action Target opponent may not play Actions during their next turn. Card : Binarius	What Just Happened? Action Every opponent is so stunned at the recent turn of events that during their next turn, they may only draw once and discard if necessary, playing nothing. Card : Binarius
Queen Dopplepopolis Thing At the beginning of your turn, look at target opponent's hand. You may reveal a Thing card from their hand. If you do, until your next turn, Queen Dopplepopolis becomes a copy of that Thing and can't be targeted by that player's Actions. Card : ChippyYYZ	Soul Scream Action Discard your hand, put all Things you control in the discard pile, and skip your next turn. If you discarded at least four cards and put at least four Things you controlled into the discard pile, eliminate target player. You'll lose more than just your voice from screaming this loud. Card : ChippyYYZ	Hocus Pocus Action Choose two Actions in the discard pile. An opponent choose one of them. Put that card into your hand and play the other one immediately. Card : ChippyYYZ

Luck of the Draw Action Play this card as soon as you draw it; you may take another Action this turn. Draw three cards. Choose one of them to discard, then discard one of the remaining two at random. Card : Binarius

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