Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 501-600


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Foundry 4L
Thing
Once per turn anyone may destroy one of their tokens that is considered to be made of metal in order to shuffle the following card into the deck. [ claw/T/You draw an extra card each turn.] Replace with the type of metal of the token.
Card : Ryan_1729
Foundry 4L
Thing
Once per turn anyone may destroy one of their tokens that is considered to be made of metal in order to shuffle the following card into the deck. [ throwing knife/T/Action:Target opponent. Flip a coin, if heads destroy one of their cards. They now control this card.] Replace with the type of metal of the token.
Card : Ryan_1729
Sleepy zZz
Action
Flip a coin. If heads, target opponent skips his turn after next. If tails, he can play one less card than normal for the next two turns.
Card : fanofphilosophy
Icebreaker
Thing
Action: Choose a Thing. That Thing's card text is considered blank until the start of your next turn.
Card : Kevan
Tuxedo of Pop Culture References
Thing
Play onto a living Thing. This card may not be destroyed by Actions unless the Thing wearing it is also destroyed.
Card : Bucky
Slugula __+
Thing
If this card has been in play for 45 consecutive minutes, you win. If you take seven minutes to play a card, you must end your turn. After your cards are played, you must discard and end your turn.
Card : fanofphilosophy
YOU ARE GREEDY! GT
Unknown
Whenever a player takes control of another player's tokens or a card another player played read this card's title aloud.
Card : Ryan_1729
Blue Wizard NEEDS FOOD BADLY. GT
Thing
Target a player. If a card that is considered a food/food related is not played within 3 of their turns, they are eliminated and this card is destroyed. If a food/food related card is played, it and this card are destroyed before it takes effect. When this card comes into play shuffle two blank-texted Things entitled "Fruit" and "Meat" into the deck.
Card : Ryan_1729
Poisonous Barrel GT
Thing
Action:Destroy this card in order to add "Poisoned" to the start of the title of all cards that are considered foods/food related, and currently in play and reverse their effect(s.)
Card : Ryan_1729
Bread
thing
Card : fanofphilosophy
Two places at once 2T
Thing
Pick a position in the turn order. You now take another turn from that position as well as your current one. If you decide to switch seats when it's your other turn, cards are still played in front of you.
Card : Ryan_1729
Headphones __
Thing
You may choose to ignore any verbal effect on the game. If playing online, you may ignore any effect on the game if it came from the chat area.
Card : fanofphilosophy
Eclectic ^i2
Action
You win if you control cards with at least five different colors or written by at least five different people.
Card : fanofphilosophy
Paintbrush
thing
All of your tokens have the color Blue. Action:Change the color of any one of your tokens to the color of your choice.
Card : fanofphilosophy
Doom PiƱata
Response
Play this card in response to losing the game. Target player destroys all cards they control and discards their hand.
Card : Zaratustra
Third Arm 3A
Thing
During your turn you may place cards from your hand under this card, up to a limit of 5, or take them back. If this is destroyed, so are the cards under it.
Card : Zaratustra
Miller Time 6P
Action
Draw a card and discard a card for each non-token Thing your opponents have in play.
Card : Zaratustra
Spambot 0n
Thing
At the end of each player's turn, that player destroys one non-Spam token they control for each Spam token they control, then gains a Spam token. If this card is destroyed, return it to play at the start of the next turn.
Card : jtwe
Account Creation Disabled
Reaction
Play when a Thing enters play. If that Thing was played from a player's hand, destroy it, otherwise, remove it from the game.
Card : jtwe
The Internet is Serious Business 8U
Action
Each player that controls more or fewer Things than you discards two cards.

And that's why everyone who doesn't agree with me is an idiot.
Card : jtwe
Spam Attack
Action
Draw and reveal five cards; an opponent chooses one of them, and you get to play five copies of it. Discard the other four.
Card : Kevan
Spam Filter
Thing
Choose and announce any word. You may not play cards that include that word in their title or card text, and opponents may not target your hand or your Things with any cards that include that word.
Card : Kevan
Inflation
Thing
Whenever a player would draw a positive number of cards, they draw one more. Whenever a player plays a card, they must discard another card from their hand.
Card : Bucky
This Game Has Bugs -2
Thing
When you play this card, immediately remove it from the game.
Card : Bucky
They're Just Tokens!
Action
Destroy all tokens that have to do with a win condition.
Card : fanofphilosophy
Bow tie of obscurity "*"
Thing
Play onto a living Thing. This card cannot be destroyed unless this card is the card's only target. If a living Thing is ever wearing this card and a Tuxedo card the player controlling the living Thing wins.
Card : Ryan_1729
Triffid
Thing
Action: Destroy a Thing, if its controller played an Action or Thing during their most recent turn.
Card : Kevan (Day of the Triffids deck)
Russian Roulette
Action
Roll a 6-sided die. If you roll a 6, you win the game. Otherwise, you are eliminated from play.
Card : Bucky
Perpetual Motion
Thing
Action:Discard a card at random, draw a card, and gain an Energy token.
Card : Bucky
The CD skipped!
action
Remove 1-11 cards (you choose how many) from the game. Any copies of these cards are removed from the game if they are drawn, played, or otherwise used.
Card : fanofphilosophy
Tuxedo BZ
thing
Play onto a living thing. This card may not be targeted by any cards with titles starting with the letters B-Z.
Card : fanofphilosophy
Uncase
Action/Response
If played as an Action, destroy all Things in play whose type is in lowercase. ('thing')
Play in response to an Action being played: Counter the Action if its type is in lowercase. ('action')
Card : Zaratustra
Rooting in Garbage
Response
Play in response to a card being discarded. Put that card in your hand.
Card : Zaratustra
Insurance
Response
Play in response to having to discard any number of cards. After doing so, draw up to your hand size.
Card : Zaratustra
Laundromat 8G
Thing
You may perform this action for free anytime you want, others must pay you a Quarter token on their turn in order to perform it. Action:Shuffle one card that is in play and considered clothing into the deck.
Card : Ryan_1729
You sunk my...
Thing
Players must reveal how many cards with number-letter or letter-number corner values are in their hand, if asked. Any player may perform the following action. Action:Try to guess the corner value of a card with a number-letter or letter-number corner value in someone's hand. If you are correct, they must say "You sunk my !" and discard the card.
Card : Ryan_1729
Got any change?
Thing
Anyone may perform these actions. Action:Flip a coin. If heads you may exchange one money token for four quarter tokens. If tails you may exchange one money token for three quarter, two nickel, one dime and five penny tokens. Action: exchange four Quarter tokens for one money token.
Card : Ryan_1729
Snow Day! YIPPEE
Action
Until the end of your next turn, no things or actions representing abstract concepts can be played. All such cards in play are ignored until the end of your next turn.
Card : fanofphilosophy
Debunk -1B
Action
Destroy an abstract Thing and draw a card.
Card : Bucky
Blueprints FT
Thing
Play onto another Thing. That thing counts as an idea.
Card : MagiMaster
Crayon Box 6C
Thing
You may play an extra Thing or an extra Action on your turn (but not both), provided it is the same color of a Thing or Action you played that turn.
Card : Zaratustra
The Transported Man
Action
Destroy a card, then cut a copy of it into the deck.
Card : Ryan_1729
Sequels are almost never as good as the original
Thing
Roll the physical die, with the most sides any player can find (if online use a d20.) If it lands on the lowest denomination, do nothing. If not destroy all Sequel cards as soon as they come into play.
Card : Ryan_1729
Zany Bow Tie
Thing
If no opponent laughs within 2 minutes, destroy this card. Increase your hand size limit by 5.
Card : fanofphilosophy
Zany Coin Flip
Action
You may play this card out of turn if a coin must be flipped for another card. For the next coin flip, the flipper reads the opposite side that the coin is showing. If an opponent laughs after this card is played but before the coin flip, take a card from the middle of the deck and another from the discard pile.
Card : fanofphilosophy
Stealthy Approach
Thing
as long as this card remains in play you cannot be the target of actions. If you make an action or play a Thing this card is destroyed.
Card : Jindra34
I'm ending this Nn
action
Each palyer draws and reveals a card. The player with the first card alphabeltically wins the game (numbers and symbols are last alphabetically)
Card : Jindra34
Confined Space
Thing
Each player's maximum hand size is reduced by the number of non-token Things they control.
Card : Kevan
Brick
Thing
Action: Give control of this Thing to an opponent. They must discard a card at random.
Card : Kevan
Bomb on the Bus
Thing
If a player ends their turn without having played any cards during that turn, they lose the game.
Card : Kevan
Ɯber Micro
Action
Choose one of the following: Draw three cards; destroy target Thing; or take another turn after this one.
Card : MaxX Unlimited(Pure Pwnage deck)
Internet Forum
Thing
Action:Gain 3 n00b tokens.
Action:Destroy a n00b you control to draw a card.
Card : Bucky
Chaos Theory
Action
Each Player simultaniously gives all things they control to the person on their right and passes their hand to the person on their left
Card : Jindra34
Colateral Damage
Thing-Tack On
All actions have "destroy target thing" added to the bottom.
Card : Jindra34
Disodant Songs
Thing-Tack On
All actions have "target player who has a card in hand discards a card" added to the bottom.
Card : Jindra34
Indecisiveness 3R
Reaction
Play when a player plays an Action card which requires him or her to make a choice. That player must make a different choice for that Action, if possible.
Card : jtwe
Blind Spot
Thing
Whenever any player plays an Action card, remove Blind Spot from the game. Return it to play under your control at the end of the turn.
Card : jtwe
Static Charge
Action
Choose one - Gain 3 Energy tokens; or, destroy X Energy tokens you control. Roll a six-sided die. If you roll X or lower, destroy target Thing.

You may discard a card when you play this card. If you do, choose both.
Card : jtwe
Crystal Ball
Thing
Action: Your opponent shows you which cards they intend to play during their next turn (if any). If they fail to play those cards next turn, or play any other cards next turn, they lose the game.
Card : Kevan
Pac-Man
Thing
When this card comes into play, every player gains three Dot tokens. When there are no Dot tokens left in play, you win the game. Action: Destroy a Dot token.
Card : Kevan
Carousel Room
Thing
Whenever an Action or effect would target a single Thing, its target is selected at random from all possible Things it could target.
Card : Kevan
This is not over
Thing
As long as this card is in play no player may win or lose
Card : Jindra34
Sunken Umbrella ^
thing
If Sunken Umbrella is Set, any action affecting one of your things is ignored if it came from a thing. Destroy the thing using the action. Unset Sunken Umbrella. Action:Set Sunken Umbrella. Action:Destroy a thing. Unset Sunken Umbrella.
Card : fanofphilosophy
Spiritual Mirror
Reaction
Play in response to a card with only one target. Retarget the effects of that card
Card : Jindra34
Continous Loop
Thing-Tack On
All actions have "if you so chose you may have this card set on the top of the draw pile as opposed to the discard pile" added to the bottom.
Card : Jindra34
Informant
Action
This card stays in your hand after being played. Search the draw pile and discard pile for a card. Then discard two cards at random from your hand
Card : Jindra34
Boot to the Head
Action
Return target Thing to its controller's hand, then return this card to your hand.
Card : Bucky
Recycling Program
Thing
Whenever a Thing would be destroyed, return it to its controller's hand. Whenever any player plays an Action, they return it to their hand immediately afterwards. Maximum hand size for all players is decreased by 3.
Card : Bucky
Strange Loop
Thing
Play this card onto itself.
Card : Bucky
Restocking
Thing-Tack On
All actions have "draw a card" added to the bottom.
Card : Jindra34
Hit number 571 571
Action
Destroy any number of things so long as they have a total of 570 words or less total on all destroyed things
Card : Jindra34
Heroic Entrance
Action
Draw till you have nine cards in hand. You can play an extra two actions and one extra thing this turn. You cannot play this card if you have any things in play or if you already played a card this turn.
Card : Jindra34
"Why clone, when you can morph?"
Thing
Once this card comes into play it counts as a copy of a card, of your choosing, already known to be in the deck.
Card : Ryan_1729
Reused actor
Thing
Bring a copy of a card that is known the in the deck, but is not currently in play, into play as if you had just played it.
Card : Ryan_1729
Logistic delays
Thing-Tack on
All actions have "this card requires you to discard a card when you play this card" added to the top.
Card : Jindra34
Reclamation
Thing-Tack on
All actions have "add one card from the discard pile to your hand" added to the bottom.
Card : Jindra34
Self-Destruct Function
Thing-Tack on
All Things have "Action: Destroy this Thing." added to the bottom.
Card : Bucky
Meta-Enhancement
Thing-Tack on
All things of type "Tack on" have the text "When you play this, choose one card to be exempt from this effect." added to the bottom.
Card : Bucky
Cut up
Thing-Tack on
All actions have "send the top card of the draw pile to the bottom of the discard pile" added to the top.
Card : Jindra34
Meteor Impact
Action
Destory all concrete things.
Card : Jindra34
Painted Target
Thing
Attach to a thing. At the start of each player's turn destroy that thing unless a player discards a card. If this card is destroyed by the attached thing being destroyed instead attach it to a new thing.
Card : Jindra34
Go Round The Circle
Thing - Tack on
All Actions have "Give this to a random opponent" added to the end of their rules text.
Card : Zaratustra
Is That Your Final Answer
Thing - Tack on
All Actions have ".. unless a player discards their hand" added to the end of their rules text.
Card : Zaratustra
Ambiguous Reward
Thing - Tack on
All Things have ".. if you have no cards in your hand; draw a card." added to the end of their rules text.
Card : Zaratustra
Different Deck
Thing
When this card comes into play, choose a deck from the Dvorak wiki archive that existed before this game started. Whenever you would draw a card, you must instead make a copy of a random card from the chosen deck and put it into your hand.
Card : Kevan
First Law of Thermodynamics
Thing
Whenever a Thing is destroyed, draw and reveal cards from the draw pile until you reveal a Thing. Put it into play under the control of the destroyed Thing's owner, and discard all other cards drawn in this way.
Card : Kevan
Dark Ritual
Action
Destroy a token belonging to a player, then put three copies of that token into play under the same player's control. If there were no tokens in play, put three Black Mana tokens into play instead.
Card : Kevan
Spontaneous Genisis
Thing-Tack on
All actions have "put a token of a type of your choice into play" added to the bottom.
Card : Jindra34
Dump Truck
Thing
Action:Put Five dirt tokens in play. These tokens cannot be used to meet any victory conditions.
Card : Jindra34
Shadow Hole
Thing
Attach to a thing. Neither this thing nor the thing it is attached to can be targeted.
Card : Jindra34
Jammer
Thing
When this comes into play, choose one type of behaviour from: drawing a card, discarding a card, destroying a Thing, putting a token in play. If an Action would include that type of behaviour, it instead has no effect.
Card : Kevan
Clone Army
Thing
When this comes into play, choose a Thing from those in play. Clone tokens count as copies of that Thing. Action: Put a Clone token into play.
Card : Kevan
Transaction Skimming
Thing
Whenever an opponent plays a card, you must draw a card.
Card : Kevan
Theives Guild
Thing-Tack On
All actions have "take a card at random from an opponents hand and add it to your own" added at the bottom
Card : Jindra34
Oblivion's Edge
thing
Action: Remove one thing from play.
Card : Jindra34
Hyperion Cannon
Action
Each player chooses one card from their hand and things in play and removes the rest from play, then remove the discard pile from play.
Card : Jindra34
Copycat 5S
Thing
When anyone else plays a card, play a copy of that card in response. Destroy this card at the start of your turn.
Card : Zaratustra
Five Questions
Action
Choose any card in play or in the discard pile. Opponents may ask you up to five yes-or-no questions about the card you're thinking of, and then guess the card. If they guess wrongly, put the card into your hand.
Card : Kevan
Expect the Expected
Action
Name a card. Look at a chosen opponent's hand - if that card is there, they must discard it.
Card : Kevan
The Blob
Thing
At the start of each player's turn, if there are any other Things in play, destroy one of them at random.
Card : Kevan

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