Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 5001-5100

Rob Peter to pay Paul 3P Action Reaction Discard this card to take control of a token to pay for a destroy a token effect. When played as an action, remove a living thing in the discard pile from play and give another player 3 money tokens. Card : gill_smoke	St. Peter P3 Thing Whenever a living thing would enter the discard pile if you have not played a thing on your last turn you may put the destroyed thing into your hand. The official position is against reincarnation, but sometimes the boss makes exceptions. Card : gill_smoke	Graverobbing Action Take a card from the discard pile and put it in your pocket. Card : ChippyYYZ
Friendly Fire Unplayable If you discard this card, destroy a random thing you control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Chaotic Vortex Action Destroy target Thing and a random Thing. Play the top card of the deck. Discard your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Gaze Upon the Ruins 0X Action If there are at least 5 Things in the discard pile for each player, you win the game. Otherwise, exchange a card in your hand for a Thing in the discard pile. Card : Bucky
Norte Dame C2 Thing If you can get this into America you would win the game. Stupid Americans think they own everything. Card : gill_smoke	Quiet solemn holy and honorable country Church C2 Thing Thing: create a piety token. Action & Thing: If you control at least 20 piety tokens you may end the game and decide the winner. Smiting sinners isn't as effective as cultivating devotion in oneself. Card : gill_smoke	Gargoyle 2C Thing This is considered living if there is a church in play. Action: if this is a living thing destroy a living thing and replace it with a copy of this card. Card : gill_smoke

Louis Vuitton Leather Thing Things you control cannot be destroyed by fire or water-based means. Whenever you play a thing, translate its text into Japanese, then back into English. This card does not count as leather for purposes of cards that refer specifically to leather. Card : ChippyYYZ	Difficulty Thing In order to discard it a card or it introduces a card to her of the series of the version in its hand or permuted a card in its hand with a card in the other hand of the players. Try and get some use out of this one! Card : Nehh	Reciprocal Tenderness Ab3 Action If you control a male and a female thing create 3 money tokens Card : gill_smoke
Perfidious Wretches Ab2 Action If target player controls things of 2 or more genders they discard their hand and skip their next turn. Card : gill_smoke	Scheherazade Ab1 Thing At the beginning of your turn create an unfinished story on Scheherazade. If Scheherazade would be destroyed destroy an unfinished story token instead and create a finished story token. If there 1001 tokens on Scheherazade Her Controller wins the game. Card : gill_smoke	Concentrated Global Warming Burst Action Destroy a Thing and remove the 10 cards of the deck from the game. Card : ChippyYYZ
I AM KATAMARI!!! Action Take control of a Thing. You may skip your next turn to take control of all Things. Card : ChippyYYZ	B Diminished Chord Of Death bdf Action If you control Things with the letters B, D, and F in their cornervalues, Eliminate target player. If you also control a Thing with Ab in its cornervalue, Eliminate all players instead. Card : ChippyYYZ	Fanfic B1 Action Change or add to the Flavortext of any card in play or your hand Card : gill_smoke

New overbearing technical regulations D4 Thing All non living things may not perform action abilities without also discarding a card. Card : gill_smoke	Dangerous Security F4 Thing Attach to a living thing. If that thing would be destroyed destroy this and a random other thing also. Weren't you supposed to stop that from happening? Card : gill_smoke	Bloodrocuted Action Play only any time a Thing that contains blood or a similiar vital fluid is destroyed. Destroy target Thing. bloodrocute - blud'ro`kyoot': vt (1) to electrocute by sending an electrical current through blood. Card : ChippyYYZ
Bloodlust Thing Whenever you destroy a Thing, draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bloodbath Action Destroy all Living Things. Each player gains a Blood Token for each Thing destroyed. Card : ChippyYYZ	Swiggle 2H Action Discard a card or destroy a token, Target player drinks a swiggle of their beverage or is eliminated. While your up, I only have a swiggle left could ya get me another? Card : gill_smoke
Strength Punishes H2 Action Reaction Discard this card when another player would destroy one of your things and destroy one of theirs after yours is destroyed. When played as an action The last player to use a destroy effect destroys all of their things. Card : gill_smoke	Honor Restrains H2 Action Reaction Discard this card when another player woud destroy one of your things prevent that effect. When played as an action No one may play a destroy effect until the end of your next turn. Card : gill_smoke	Migraine Thing Play this card into any player's control. Discard a card whenever you play an Action. Card : Binarius

Fever Thing Play this card into any player's control. You may play at most one card per turn. Card : Binarius	Sore Throat Thing Play this card into any player's control. You may not draw cards if you drew any cards during your last turn. Card : Binarius	Exploding Present 1Y Thing You may play this into another player's control At the end of your turn, destroy this and discard two cards or your hand. Card : Bucky
Teleporting Present 2Y Thing You may play this into another player's control At the end of your turn, give Teleporting Present and another Thing you control to a random opponent. Card : Bucky	Gift-Wrapped Promulg 3Y Thing - Beast You may play this into another player's control At the end of your turn, destroy one of your other Things to feed Gift-Wrapped Promulg. If you can't, you lose the game unless you discard three cards and destroy Gift-Wrapped Promulg. Card : Bucky	Green Christmas S0 Action Destroy all snow tokens Card : gill_smoke
After Christmas Clearance Sale S1 Action Destroy X tokens reveal X cards from the draw pile put the things in your hand then put the rest at the bottom of the draw pile. I got these great deals but Next season we'll have to do better. Card : gill_smoke	Snow is a four letter word S2 Thing Destroy this card when there are no snow tokens in play. Players with snow tokens may not use action abilities. When this comes into play players gain tokens for every Title word with 4 letters or more in their hand and in play under their control. Thing(global): Destroy a snow token. Card : gill_smoke	I'm MEEEEELLLTTTIING! S- Action Destroy all the Snow tokens that you own. I wonder how long it'll be before they notice.... Card : Nehh

The Meltifier R3 Thing The owner of this card can not own snow tokens. This is more like it! Card : Nehh	Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophilia tl;dr Action Each player draws 2 cards for every card they have in their hand with a word in the title that is more than 10 letters long. Glaa...aaag. Card : Nehh	Sabotage! Action Steal a random card from a chosen opponent and destroy one of their Things. Card : Binarius
Timeslip Thing Discard all of your Things when you play Timeslip; you may not have any in your hand while it is in play. Draw a card whenever you play an Action card. You may play Action cards at any time, but you may only use Action abilities during your turn, and only once per turn. Card : Binarius	Fold Action Discard your hand, and draw an equal number of cards at the beginning of your next turn. Card : Binarius	Snow Rule S0 Thing Players with snow tokens may not use action abilities. Thing(global): destroy a snow token. Card : gill_smoke
Plowed Drive S8 Action Destoy all of your snow tokens Card : gill_smoke	Polar Reaches S9 Thing If not in play already create a copy of Snow Rule and put it into play. At the beginning of your turn give every player a new snow token. Card : gill_smoke	Kill It With Fire 4Y Action Destroy target Thing. Any player may destroy one of their water- or ice-related Things to save it. Card : Bucky

Elemental Mastery 5Y Action If you control a token of each of these types:(Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void), you win the game. Otherwise, gain a token of one of those types and return this card to your hand. Card : Bucky	Magma Amulet Thing Action: Gain a Fire Token and an Earth Token. Card : ChippyYYZ	Cloud Amulet Thing Action: Gain a Water Token and an Air Token. Card : ChippyYYZ
Scroll of Elemental Ball Thing Action: Destroy two tokens you control of any of the following types:(Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void) to destroy target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Void Slinger 6Y Thing Things with two or more Void tokens on them are considered blank. Thing:Gain a Void token. Action:Move up to three of your unattached Void tokens onto target non-token Thing. Card : Bucky	Mud Slinger 7Y Thing Thing:Gain an Earth or Water token. Action:Destroy one of your Earth and one of your Water tokens. Target player discards a random card. Card : Bucky
Mud Volley 8Y Action Target player discards a random card. That player gains an Earth token and a Water token. Card : Bucky	Earthen Dam Thing Gain three Earth and five Water tokens when you play this card. Once during your turn, you may destroy one Water token to draw a card. If you have no Water tokens, destroy this card. If you have no Earth tokens, destroy all of your Water tokens and this card and discard your hand. Card : Binarius	Air Gun Thing Thing: Gain an Air token. Action: Destroy two of your Air tokens. Target player discards a card. Card : Binarius

Nullification Ray Thing Action: Replace target Fire, Water, Earth, Air, or Energy token with a Void token. Card : Binarius	Body swap 6y Action Swap the titles of 2 living things in play. Card : gill_smoke	Transmuting Design 6y Action Swap a card in play with one from your hand if you replace it with an action card the new owner plays it immediately. Card : gill_smoke
Libram of Deceptive Rebuke 6y Thing At beginning of their turn players turn their face down cards face up if it is an action card play it immediately. Action: Replace a card in play with a card from your hand face down. Card : gill_smoke	Phlebtonium Thing/Action If played as a thing, Phlebstoonium can be played on any card to act as whatever fuel that card needs. If played as an action, Phlebtonium removes a selected player's field entirely and allows you to draw that same amount of cards as removed. Power, raw and rich! Card : Anonymous	Technobolt Action Destroy target thing. If it was the most technologically advanced thing in play, draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Energy Overload Action Choose a Thing with an Action Ability that requires energy tokens to use. Its controller activates that ability without paying any energy. Destroy that thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Aether Warp Action Remove target Thing from the game. Its controller reveals cards from the top of the deck until a thing is revealed. that player puts the revealed cards on the bottom of the deck and the thing into play. Flip a coin. On a heads, switch that Thing's rulestext and flavortext. Card : ChippyYYZ	Cornstarch Action Destroy all things in play that consist of water or must swim in it. Non-newtonian fluids? INGENIOUS! Card : NARF

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR Thing Any laser related actions may be used twice. SHOOP DA WHOOP Card : NARF	Cuttlefish Swarm Thing Action:Place one ink counter on a target thing. Action:Play a mollusk based card without using up your one use per turn. One cuttlefish is enough, but for all you know, there could be more there, waiting invisibly... TO EAT YOU!! Card : NARF	Terminal Disease 9Y Thing Play onto a Thing. Destroy that Thing at the start of your turn. Card : Bucky
Nullification Ray Mk 2 0Y Thing Action: Replace target non-Void token with a Void token. Remember Rule 3 Card : Bucky	Kanbei's Error Thing All things classified as buildings cannot use any action abilities until next turn. When the next turn comes along, this thing is destroyed. Most Useless Base Ever Card : NARF	Battleship In A Lake Thing Any card that seems illogical(players vote on it) cannot be played while this card is in play. "THIS FLAK! How is this possible? How did you get a battleship in such a tiny lake!?" Card : NARF
Technical Support Thing Flip a coin at the beginning of your turn. If it comes up heads, any thing or action that has to do with electronics or mechanics cannot be destroyed or negated this turn. If it comes up tails, then every thing that has to do with electronics or mechanics gains one Failure Counter. A Thing with 3 or more Failure Counters is destroyed. Card : NARF	Elemental Conjurer Y6 Thing person Thing: create one token of the following types (Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void) Action: destroy one token of the following types (Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy and Void) you control to destroy a thing' Abjuration is the same thing really. Card : gill_smoke	Lower Elemental Transmuter Y6 Thing person Thing: discard a card to create one token of the following types (Fire, Water, Earth) Action: change the type of any token to one of the following (Fire, Water, Earth). Card : gill_smoke

Upper Elemental Transmuter Y6 Thing person Thing: discard a card to create one token of the following types (Air, Energy and Void) Action: change the type of any token to one of the following (Air, Energy and Void). Card : gill_smoke	Bottler's Spirits Thing Thing: Gain a Fire token or a Water token. Action: Destroy one Fire and one Water token you control. Draw five cards, play three of them, and gain a token of one of the following types at random: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Energy, and Void. Card : Binarius	Particle Accelerator Thing Thing: Gain an Energy token. Action: Destroy one of your Energy tokens and gain one token of each of the following types: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, and Void. Oh, so that's how the universe works! Card : Binarius
Nullification Ray 3000 Thing Discard a card to play this. Action: Replace target Thing with a Void token and flip a coin. On tails, the power coupling has overheated and you may not use this ability during your next turn. Card : Binarius	Recycling Program 1Z Thing At the start of your turn, you may destroy one of your Things and discard a card. If you do, draw a card and gain an untyped Token. Card : Bucky	Vacuum Boon 2Z Action Destroy any number of tokens that are on Things, or destroy any number of dirt-related Things, or discard any number of cards, or gain four Void tokens. That sucked. Card : Bucky
Sleep Powder Action Turn target Thing face-down. Card : ChippyYYZ	Trapped Under Ice Thing Play this on top of another Thing. That thing is not considered to be in play. Card : ChippyYYZ	Icy Winds Action Target player may not draw cards on their next turn. Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy target Thing that player controls. Card : ChippyYYZ

Feebs P3 Living Thing person The owner of this card may not play action cards. Whenever Feebs would be destroyed the owner may discard their hand and draw 7 cards instead. Card : gill_smoke	Scratch Your Eyes Out P3 Action Blank the rules text of a living thing in play. Card : gill_smoke	Card Portal 3P Thing At beginning of your turn you may discard a card to remove a card from play. Card : gill_smoke
Telepathic Assault 3Z Action Destroy a living Thing and look at its controller's hand. Card : Bucky	Necromantic Transmutation X4 Action Remove a thing from play and give the previous owner a Zombie token Card : gill_smoke	Insanitary i6 Action Put a copy of Insanity rule (#4671) into play if not already. Each player recieves N - X insanity tokens, where N is the number of things that player controls and X is the number of players. If X is larger the negitive tokens become sanity tokens. Card : gill_smoke
Extended Stay 888 Thing When played put a thing in play under this card. Action (global): Destroy this card and 3 money tokens to take control of the things under this card. Card : gill_smoke	Psychic Dominator 4Z Thing Action: An opponent with at least two cards in their hand chooses two cards in their hand. You name two cards and the opponent reveals their chosen cards. If they reveal the named cards, take control of all their Things and eliminate them. Card : Bucky	Work Life Balance 3M Action Target player destroys 10 money tokens or they skip their next turn. Card : gill_smoke

Entrepreneur M3 Thing person At beginning of your turn create a money token. Card : gill_smoke	Muck it up M3 Action If you have a living thing in play you may replace it with one from your hand otherwise replace one of your things with one from the discard pile. Card : gill_smoke	Amulet of Samarkand 1AD Thing Create a Demon token. If the Demon token is destroyed, this card is too. Card : robo1995
My Buns are Burning Action Target must search for something that could burn in view of the playing area and draw a picture of it on fire. If their art is voted to suck, create a Loser Token. The owner of the Loser Token may not win. Card : robo1995	You are a Loser Thing The controller of this card may force a player to own a Loser Token. They can't win. Card : robo1995	Rule 1 5Z Thing Each player may play an extra Action or Thing during their turn. No player may play more than three cards in a turn. "Don't add more than three cards at a time" Card : Bucky
Rule 2 6Z Thing Cards cannot modify other cards' text. When this enters play, undo any such modifications to Things in play "Don't change other people's cards" Card : Bucky	Rule 3 7Z Action Destroy all Things that refer to some category of card or Token not present in play or in the discard pile. "Cards shouldn't refer to other cards." Card : Bucky	Genuine bolt on go faster goodies 4L Thing Attach to a non living thing when it performs an action is does so twice. Card : gill_smoke

That's not poo that's rust 4L Action Remove a non living thing from play. Card : gill_smoke

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