Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4901-5000


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Name	Set	ImageFile	Type	CornerValue	Text	FlavorText	Creator
The Highest Form of Flattery	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Whenever chosen opponent draws a card or destroys a Thing, you may do so as well.		Binarius
Rest	cards_4901_5000	action	Action				Binarius
You Win If...	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Roll a die.  1: ...you control the most non-token Things.  2: ...you have the fewest tokens.  3: ...you have the fewest cards in hand.  4: ...one of your Things has been destroyed since the end of your last turn.  5: ...you reveal an Action with a cornervalue from your hand.  6: There is no "if"; you just win.		Binarius
Mortmain	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	AWaD1	All land and place things you control may not be targeted by action abilities.		gill_smoke
Ledgermain	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	AWaD2	Draw a card or put a card from the discard pile into your hand or swap a card in your hand with a card in another players hand.	nicely done	gill_smoke
Manipulate	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	M1	Activate the action ability of a living thing that you do not control.		gill_smoke
Baby Promulg	cards_4901_5000	thing_beast	Thing-Beast	5V	Whenever a player discards a card or Baby Promulg destroys a Thing, put a Size token on Baby Promulg. Action:If this has at least 2 Size tokens on it, destroy target Token.  Action:If this has at least 6 Size tokens on it, destroy target Thing. Action:If this has at least 12 Size tokens on it, eliminate target Player.		Bucky
Gluttonous Promulg	cards_4901_5000	thing_beast	Thing-Beast	6V	Comes into play with 3 Fat tokens.  If Gluttonous Promulg ever has no Fat tokens or more than 5 Fat tokens on it, destroy it. At the start of your turn, Gluttonous Promulg eats another non-token Thing of your choice if possible; destroy that Thing and put a Fat token on Gluttonous Promulg.  Otherwise, remove a Fat token from Gluttonous Promulg.		Bucky
Your Horoscope For Today	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Draw two cards at the beginning of your turn and destroy this card if you do not play either of them during your turn.		Binarius
Golf Ball Sized Hail	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Destroy three Things at random.		Binarius
Oversleep	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	11:30	Target player must skip their next turn, but they are so well rested that they draw three cards at the beginning of their following turn.		Binarius
Pink Slip	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	6P	Remove a living thing from play.	Turn the salmon copy to your human recourse director	gill_smoke
Clear Envy	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	P6	Discard this card to take control of another players thing. When played as an action If you have fewer things in play than every other player take a card from another players hand. if you have more reveal the top card from the draw pile. the next time you draw take the revealed card too.		gill_smoke
No Token Law	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	L6	Players destroy all of their tokens at the end of their turn.		gill_smoke
The Hammer	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Action: Destroy a non-token Thing and give The Hammer to that Thing's (former) controller.		Binarius
Speargun	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Action: If there aren't any in play already, put a Spear token on an opponent's Thing.  Action: Gain control of a speared Thing and destroy the token.		Binarius
The Recycler	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	3R	Action: Discard a card and gain a token of any type.		Binarius
One-Two Punch	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Destroy a Thing.  Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may destroy another Thing.		ChippyYYZ
Concentrate	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Draw a card.  Then, draw 2 more cards unless any player destroys a Thing they control.  Instead of playing a Thing this turn, you may draw a card.		ChippyYYZ
Metroid Emblem	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		At the beginning of your turn, gain control of an Energy Token. If a Thing you control is targetted by a cold-based effect, that Thing's text is blanked until the end of the turn.		ChippyYYZ
Past-Master	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Action: Choose an Action card or a Thing with an Action ability from the discard pile, use its action ability, and remove it from the discard pile.		Corrigan
Ralphs	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Roll one six-sided die. The result is the number of Ralphs that you have. The Ralphs all live in this card, which is destroyed when the last Ralph is destroyed.		Corrigan
Fire Hydrant	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		When this card is played, have all players vote on what Water tokens do. Action: Roll a die and create a number of Water tokens equal to the result. You may distribute the Water tokens however you wish.		Corrigan
The Very Large Box Of Nothing	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		You may play an unlimited number of Things on this card as a free action. Things on The Very Large Box Of Nothing may not be targeted for card effects and are destroyed when The Very Large Box Of Nothing leaves play.		CKY
Dimension of Infinite Kittens	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		At the beginning of each player's turn, put 20 Kitten tokens (acting as Things with "Action: Destroy a Thing" belonging to you) on the field, unless that player discards his hand.		CKY
Last Laugh	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Play when an opponent is about to win. He loses the game.		CKY
Energize	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Place an Energy Token on each of any number of Things.		ChippyYYZ
Recipe For Disaster	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		At any time, you may reveal your hand.  If there are at least three food cards in it, discard them and eliminate target player.		ChippyYYZ
Bannana Cream Pie	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Choose a Thing that has a face.  Its text is blanked.		ChippyYYZ
Reflective Coating	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Negate the effects of any card that would target any of your Things until the beginning of your next turn.		Binarius
Scroll of Hastening	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Remove yourself from the normal order of play; instead, take a turn after each of your opponents takes their regular turn.		Binarius
Twinkie	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	11/2058	If you have at most two cards in your hand, draw three cards.		Binarius
Fightball	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	E2	Players discard their their hand in turn order the last player with a card gets a cheap plastic trophy token.	That's not how it is played see http://www.fightball.com/	gill_smoke
Jacked Feed	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	E2	Attach to a non living thing. If the attached thing performs an action roll 2d6 on a 2 destroy this card and the card it is attached to on a 3 or 4 this action does nothing on a 12 destroy this card.		gill_smoke
Envoy	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	E2	If a player would take one of your things the must take the Envoy first.		gill_smoke
Gravity Engine	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	7V	You may play an extra Thing each turn.  If you do so, return one of your non-Token Things to your hand.		Bucky
Refurbishing	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	8V	Permanently change target Thing's name.  All references on that Thing to its old name now refer to its new name.  Draw a card.		Bucky
Extinguisher	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	9V	Enters play with 3 Foam tokens on it.  Action:Remove a Foam token from this card and either destroy a Fire-related thing or give target player a Foam token.		Bucky
Gravy Engine	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Gain a Gravy Token at the beginning of your turns.		ChippyYYZ
Gravy-Breathing Dragon	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Other Things you control are blank. Action:  Destroy a Thing.  Its controller gains 4 Gravy Tokens.		ChippyYYZ
Asbestos Curtain	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Fire-based effects may not destroy Things you control or target you. Action:  Give control of this card to any player.  They must destroy a Fire-based Thing they control.		ChippyYYZ
Live Faust Die Jung	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	R3	Every player who has a demon, devil or undead card in play draws a card for every such card to a max of 10. All players with Philosopher, psychologist or therapist card(s) in play are eliminated.	Title thanks to Big Rude Jake	gill_smoke
Big Rude Jake	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	3R	Whenever you play an action card pick a target player and force them to discard a card.		gill_smoke
Theater in the Round	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	R3	Discard this card when you hand is at or above your max hand size to reset the current game back to the beginning. When played as an action collect a money token for every living thing all other players control.	All the world's a stage -Shakespeare or was that Shatner	gill_smoke
When the Bough Breaks	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Play this card into any player's control.  If this card is destroyed, discard your hand.		Binarius
Astaroth's Choice	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Destroy all food-related Things and replace each with a Strawberry Candy token.		Binarius
Spaghetti Tree	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Action: Gain a Pasta token.		Binarius
Flamethrower	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	0V	Enters play with 2 Fuel tokens on it. At the start of your turn, destroy all Things with Flame tokens on them. Action:Remove a Fuel token from this card and put a Flame token on target Thing.		Bucky
Pyromancy	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Put a Flame Token on target Thing and return this card to your hand, OR destroy all things with Flame Tokens on them.		ChippyYYZ
Wings Of Wax	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Whenever your hand contains five or more cards, destroy this card and you are eliminated.  Action:  Draw a card.		ChippyYYZ
Overblaze	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		When this card comes into play, destroy a Thing. If a fire-based effect would attempt to destroy a thing, that thing is removed from the game regardless of whether or not it would have been destroyed.		ChippyYYZ
Firestorm	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		If one of each player's non-token Things is on fire, destroy every Thing.  Action: Put a Flame token on a Thing.		Binarius
Backdraft	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Destroy a Thing that used to have a Flame token on it.		Binarius
Pyromaniac	cards_4901_5000	thing_person	Thing - Person		Draw a card whenever a Thing is destroyed by a fire-based effect.  Action: Put a Flame token on a Thing.  Action: Destroy a Thing with a Flame token on it.		Binarius
Flame War	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	F0	Destroy a number of your opponents' cards equal to the number of cards you have with Flame tokens on them.	NO HE IS NOT THE AWESOMEST DVORAK PLAYER ALSO YOU SUCK.	Nehh
Fire Elemental	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	E1	This card comes into play with 10 Flame tokens on it. It cannot be destroyed by fire-based effects. If it would be destroyed, instead destroy one of the flame tokens on it. If this card has no flame tokens on it, destroy it. Action: Create 1 Flame token and place it on a card.		Nehh
Extinguish	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Target any Thing. Remove all Flame tokens from that thing.	Mmmmmmf mmmf mmMMmmf mmf mmf - Pyro	Nehh
Protective Coating	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	1X	Your Things cannot have other Things played on or attached to them (including Tokens).		Bucky
Thuggery	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	2X	Look at another player's hand and move a card in it to your own hand.  That player draws a card.		Bucky
X Collector	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	3X	If you control 3 Things with X in their names or cornervalues at the start of your turn, you win the game.		Bucky
Meat	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a copy of the card Cooked Meat into your hand.	Meat is murder, tasty murder.	Nehh
Cooked Meat	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a copy of the card Burnt Meat into your hand. If you would be eliminated, you may instead remove this card from play.	Thank goodness I have a super fast metabolism, eh?	Nehh
Burnt Meat	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		If this card is destroyed by Flame tokens, place a Flame token on every Thing you control.	Crispy.	Nehh
Dragged across a gymnasium by a midget.	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		All players shorter than 4 feet tall draw three cards.	"It happened to me. No joke."	Cralag
No money down real estate	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	M2	Play as many place land, terrain or buildings as you wish from your hand.		gill_smoke
Make me an offer	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	M2	Reveal the top card of the draw pile and auction it for cards or tokens. If no one makes and offer change it's Type to Stuck and this card is now unplayable.		gill_smoke
Last Rites	cards_4901_5000	thing_rule	Thing rule	2M	Anytime a living thing goes into the discard pile it's controller may genuflect and destroy a token to remove it from the game.	My condolences on your loss, they will be missed.	gill_smoke
Burrowing Hydra	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Gain 2 Head Tokens when this comes into play.  If this card would be destroyed, you may instead destroy a Head Token you control. Action:  Give control of any Head Token to target player, or destroy a Thing belonging to a player who controls a Head Token. Global Action:  Discard a card and destroy a Head Token you control.  This card's controller gains 2 Head Tokens.		ChippyYYZ
YYZBolt	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Say the name of a card in play.  Any cards in play with that name are repealed from the game.  For each word on each card repealed this way, that card's former controller gains a token whose type is that word.	November 2nd - I have made a breakthrough in my attempts to combine Plasma with Irony. --ChippyYYZ	ChippyYYZ
Hold B To Charge Up Power	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Action:  Place an Action card from your hand onto this card OR, if there is already an Action on this card, play it and duplicate one of its effects. You may not play Actions from your hand while there is an Action card on this card.		ChippyYYZ
Strip Search	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Chosen opponent must reveal their hand to you.  If any of their cards could eliminate a player, they are eliminated.		Binarius
Black Rod	cards_4901_5000	reaction	Reaction		Discard this card when an opponent plays a card to return it to their hand; it is played automatically at the beginning of their next turn instead.		Binarius
Mosquito Laser	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Action: Destroy a token.		Binarius
Orbital Bombardment in D Minor	cards_4901_5000	action_song	Action - Song	4X	Choose a number from 0 to the number of Things in play.  Destroy that many Things at random.	Choosing by throwing pebbles at the table in a rhythmic pattern is optional.	Bucky
Variations on a Theme by Dvorak	cards_4901_5000	action_song	Action - Song	5X	Repeat each action you took last turn, except with different targets.  Repeat the same actions again at the start of your next turn, with yet another set of targets.		Bucky
Cardboard Toccata	cards_4901_5000	action_song	Action - Song	6X	Play an Action card and a Thing card and use the Action ability of one of your Things, then take one more Action.	It looks really impressive if you do it fast enough.	Bucky
Flame Port	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	F9	Action: Remove all Flame tokens from your cards. Place them on an opponent's thing.	Now that's flaming with Portal.	Nehh
Portal	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	->0	When you draw this card, give a copy of it to an opponent. At any point during your turn, you may give any number of cards to any other player who has a Portal.	Now that's portalling with Portal.	Nehh
Activity Law	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	L7	All Things without an action ability have the following text "Action: This action does nothing."		gill_smoke
Gömböc	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	G0	If this is ever turned over it reverts to face up at the begining of it's owner's turn. Action: Flip Gömböc over and target living thing may not perform actions until after Gömböc returns face up.	It's like meditation.	gill_smoke
20 year old componets	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	0G	If a immaterial thing you control would be destroyed you may destroy this instead.	Even the replacement is obsolete -Purchasing Agent	gill_smoke
Steal The Blueprints	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Look at target player's hand.  Take a Thing card from their hand and put it in your hand.		ChippyYYZ
Suggestion Box	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Action:  Draw a card for every living Thing you control and destroy Suggestion Box.		ChippyYYZ
Frost Storm	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Destroy target Thing.  Its controller does not draw any cards at the beginning of their next turn.		ChippyYYZ
Poke	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Choose an opponent who didn't play an Action during their previous turn.  They must give you a card from their hand.		Binarius
Break It Down, Chippy	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Draw a card for every card by ChippyYYZ you reveal from your hand.		Binarius
John Doe	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	J2	This counts as a Zombie token.	No really that's my name. -J. Doe	gill_smoke
John Q. Public	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	2J	Thing: Play an action card from your hand.		gill_smoke
Johnny Law	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	J2	Action: Take control of any Law in play. Action: Remove from the game a living thing that used a destroy effect since your last turn.		gill_smoke
Screw the rules, I have money	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	7X	Destroy any number of your Money tokens to draw half that many cards (round down).  Then play any number of cards from your hand.		Bucky
Stargazer	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	8X	At the end of your turn, look at the Nth card from the top of the draw pile where N is the number of players.		Bucky
Pocketfull of Starlight	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		At any time, you may destroy this card and draw 2 cards.		ChippyYYZ
Screw the rules, I have pizza	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Give an opponent a slice of pizza:  Take an extra turn at the end of this one.  Play this ability at any time.		ChippyYYZ
NguNbuLe's Boon	cards_4901_5000	action	Action		Erase target thing's first sentence OR return a Thing from the discard pile to your hand OR destroy a Thing.		ChippyYYZ
Pocketfull of Stardust	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	Xµ	At any time, you may destroy this card and N tokens to draw N cards, where N equals the number of players		gill_smoke
John Smith	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	j2	When you play this from your hand replace the rules text with the rules text of any Living thing in play	Yes that's my name, and alot of other guys too. J. Smith	gill_smoke
Slice of Pizza	cards_4901_5000	thing_food	Thing Food		If destroyed as food, create a cardboard token	Didn't you follow the directions? you were supposed to remove this before cooking.	gill_smoke
Admin Promotion	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing		Turn:  Remove target Thing from the game.		ChippyYYZ
Overstuffed Closet	cards_4901_5000	action	Action	9X	Return a random Thing in the discard pile to your hand and gain six Junk tokens.		Bucky
Peterhead	cards_4901_5000	thing	Thing	P3	Whenever you control a female thing destroy this thing. Action: destroy a non living thing.		gill_smoke

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