Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4701-4800

Claymore 47 Thing If one of your non-token Things is destroyed, you may put a copy of Monster Blood into your hand. Thing and Action: Destroy a Thing. Card : Binarius	Monster Blood Thing Roll 1d10 at the beginning of your turn; on a 1, you are eliminated. If you control Claymore, its ability becomes "Action: Destroy an opponent's non-human Thing", and Monster Blood cannot be destroyed; otherwise, you may not control any other Things, and you must destroy an opponent's Thing at random at the end of your turns. Card : Binarius	Abyssal One 3 Thing - Demon Indestructible. You may not win; if all of your opponents are eliminated, every player you eliminated wins. You may destroy any Things you wish during your turns, other than this one. Card : Binarius
Open source server Thing Your min hand size is 3 (if you have 3 or fewer card in your hand you may not play a card). Your max hand size increases by 1 for every machine and immaterial thing you have in play. Card : gill_smoke	Amber Thing Action: destroy this card for 10 money tokens. Card : gill_smoke	Amber Thing person As long as another player controls a living thing collect a money token at the end of your turn. Nobody pays a crying stripper. Card : gill_smoke
Sideways Copier Thing - Machine Action: Target opponent gains a copy of a token you control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bucky Is Ticked. Action Create a copy of The Wrath Of Bucky (#98) and put it into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Infiltrate Action Look at target player's hand. Instead of playing a thing this turn, you may take one card from that player's hand. Card : ChippyYYZ

Psychic Action Pick a letter of the alphabet. Then draw and reveal cards until you draw a card with a cornervalue, and discard the rest. If the first letter in the cornervalue is the letter you chose, you win the game. This trick may only work 4% of the time, but when it does, it's totally worth it. Card : Binarius	Coolant Leak Action Every player destroys two Things they control and discards all but two cards from their hand. Card : Binarius	Pigeon Master Thing Flip a coin at the end of your turns; on tails, destroy a random Thing controlled by an opponent who did not play an Action in their last turn. They're watching you. Card : Binarius
Highly Contrived Combination of Plot Devices 1T Action All Things that would cause this not to be able to target or affect a Thing of your choice become blank. Then, target non-Token Thing loses all ruletext, returns to its controller's hand and is discarded. It is then turned face-down. Finally, restore all text that this Action removed from other cards. Card : Bucky	Sheer Exasperation 2T Thing Whenever the total number of non-Token Things belonging to an opponent destroyed in a turn plus the number of cards that opponent discarded in the same turn is at least 10, eliminate that opponent. Feel free to concede at any time. Heh heh heh... -Bucky Card : Bucky	Young Whippersnapper Action Reveal a Thing with an Action ability from your hand and use its ability. Card : Binarius
Peace Offering Action Draw two cards. Target opponent whose Things you have not targeted this turn may draw two cards; if they do, they must not target your Things in their next turn. Friends? Card : Binarius	Miss Tom Thing This card counts as being both genders. You should meet my Uncle Carla, it's a jerk too. -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Dwarf in a Dress Thing Destroy all cards in play that references females when this is played. Action: if you control another living thing create a money token. Never ask a lady dwarf if she shaves Card : gill_smoke

Female body builder Thing Comes into play with 3 strength tokens if destroyed you may destroy a strength token instead. Action: destroy a Living Thing. She could beat me in a fair fight, assuming she fights fair. -Bub Card : gill_smoke	I Will Return Action Shuffle this card into the deck and eliminate yourself from the game. If this card is drawn after it has been played, its original player wins. Card : ChippyYYZ	Savage Beating Action Destroy target thing. If it is still in play, play this card again targeting that thing. Card : ChippyYYZ
Hexadecimator Thing Action and Thing: Destroy exactly sixteen things. Action and Thing: Choose exactly sixteen cards in players' hands. Those cards are discarded. Card : ChippyYYZ	I'm On a Boat Action Every player who does not control any water-related Things must discard a card in shame. Card : Binarius	Supply Crate Action Play two Things. They do not count toward your per-turn limit. Card : Binarius
Four-Corner Metamorphosis 96 Action If any player controls at least four Things with cornervalues, whoever controls the most Things with cornervalues wins. Adapted from the Time Cube deck Card : Binarius	Tiny Tim Thing Card : gill_smoke	Marcel Marceau Thing Card : gill_smoke

Roy Sullivan Thing Roy Sullivan is immune to energy based destroy effects. He was struck by lightning 7 times. Card : gill_smoke	Griefer 3T Thing-Person Action:You and target opponent each discard a card at random. Card : Bucky	Healer Thing - Party Member If any non-token Thing would be destroyed, you may return Healer to your hand to prevent its destruction. Card : Binarius
Incurable Optimism :-D Thing Life is good. Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turns. Card : Binarius	Tom's Wrong Measurements Action Destroy all unliving things in play, gain a money token for every thing destroyed. Somehow this just got F'd up -W. Heck Card : gill_smoke	Gila Monkey Thing Living Things with poison tokens on them are destroyed at the end of their owner's turn. Action: put a poison token on a living thing. Action & Thing (global): take control of Gila Monkey. Card : gill_smoke
Poison Rule Thing rule Living Things with poison tokens on them are destroyed at the end of their owner's turn. Card : gill_smoke	Vladimir and Estragon Thing Action: Discard a non-Thing card to draw a card. Any player may use this ability. "It'd pass the time." Card : jtwe	Pozzo and Lucky Thing Thing: Discard a Thing card to draw a card. Any player may use this ability. "I don't like it. I've never known him to refuse a bone before." Card : jtwe

The Boy Thing If you would begin your turn, you may skip that turn instead. If you do, you gain a Day token. At any time, you may destroy a Day token you control to take an extra turn after this one. "He won't come this evening but surely tomorrow." Card : jtwe	Question Block ? Thing Destroy Question Block if you do not use its Action ability during your turn. Action: Draw a card. Card : Binarius	Ruined Fane Thing - Terrain Whenever any player draws a card, they must flip a coin. On heads, they gain a Zombie token. Card : Binarius
Full Moon Action Reveal your hand. Each opponent discards a card at random. "I did NOT need to see that." - Jtwe Card : Binarius	No Cloning Law L3 Thing uniquely named living things may not be copied or have their rules text altered Card : gill_smoke	No Zoning Law L2 Thing Places and buildings may not be played Card : gill_smoke
No Driving Law L1 Thing Inanimate things cannot change ownership while this card is in play Card : gill_smoke	Quick Wits Thing When an opponent plays a card, you may immediately play a card that affects the opponent's card. Card : Corrigan	Thick Seaweed Thing While this card is in play, you may not take control of any other players' Things and no other players can take control of any of your Things. Card : Corrigan

Shed Action/Thing Thing: Up to three Things can be placed on Shed; one added or removed per turn. Things placed on Shed cannot be destroyed, but their Actions can't be used and their effects don't do anything. Action: Each player destroys a Thing he/she controls and discards one Thing from his/her hand. Card : Corrigan	Leader's Spirit 1 Thing If a thing you control would be destroyed, you may choose a thing you control to be destroyed instead and all other things you control cannot be destroyed this turn. Sometimes one must be sacrificed for the good of the many. Card : ChippyYYZ	Inventive Spirit 2 Thing Thing: Destroy X tokens you control to search the top X cards of the deck for a thing and put it into your hand. Then shuffle the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ
Curious Spirit 3 4 Thing You have no maximum hand size. If you have less than 4 cards in your hand at the beginning of your turn, you may draw two cards instead of 1. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bottled Brains 4T Thing When Bottled Brains is destroyed, draw a card and gain control of all Zombies. You nimrods do know we use them for something besides food, right? Card : Bucky	Bottled Victory 5T Thing When Bottled Victory is destroyed, target Thing gains the text "Action+Thing:Win the game". Ingredients: Water, Magic, High Fructose Corn Syrup, True Love, Sodium Benzoate to preserve freshness. Card : Bucky
Bottled Genie 6T Thing When Bottled Genie is destroyed, look at the top 20 cards of the draw pile, play one of them and shuffle the draw pile. He isn't really trapped inside, he's just doing this for fun. Card : Bucky	Fighter Ace Thing Gain a Kill token whenever you destroy an opponent's non-token Thing. Draw a card whenever you gain a Kill token, starting with your fifth. Card : Binarius	The Morning After the Apocalypse Action Every player must discard the Things in their hand and destroy all of the Things they control. Card : Binarius

Scotopic Luminosity Thing Only one card may be played per turn. All cards' colors are either blue or black. Card : Binarius	Mechanic's Spirit 5 Thing Action: Put a Thing from your hand into play. Card : ChippyYYZ	Creative Spirit 6 Thing Action: Look at the top 3 cards of the deck and gain an Art Token. Card : ChippyYYZ
Warrior's Spirit 7 Thing If this would be destroyed, flip two coins. If both are heads, it is not destroyed. If only one is heads, return it to your hand. Action: Flip a coin. On a heads, destroy target thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Third Shift S3 Thing As soon as you play the action ability on this card destroy it. Action: Perform all of the following in any order, Draw a card, Play a Thing, Play an action, Discard down to your max hand size with a minimum discard of 1 card. If you miss any of the preceding actions before your turn is over you are eliminated. Card : gill_smoke	Red Shift S7 Thing Cards with red in their background color cannot by targeted by things without red in their background color. Card : gill_smoke
Corner Shift S2 Thing If you control at least 4 things with corner values this card has the following action ability Action: give another player a card from your hand, they give you a card from their hand at the same time. Card : gill_smoke	Bottler's Spirit Thing Action: Change target Thing's Action ability so that instead of "Action:", it reads "When this card is destroyed:". Card : Binarius	Poisoner P0 Thing When played from your hand put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Action: put a poison counter on a living thing. Card : gill_smoke

Bicorne H2 Thing hat Napoleon wore one Card : gill_smoke	Slow acting poison P2 Thing When this is destroyed put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Action & Thing: Put a poison token on a thing that has been in play for at least 2 of your turns. it's better than Uranium Hexafloride Card : gill_smoke	...With Necromancy Action! Action Return the Thing in the discard pile you most recently controlled to your control. Card : Binarius
Underestimate the Opposition Action Target opponent who controls more non-token Things than you must destroy one of those Things or discard two cards. "Oh. So there are ten THOUSAND of them." -eskimoboy Card : Binarius	Poison Virus P3 Thing When this is destroyed put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Whenever a thing performs an action ability the owner flips a coin on Tails they put a poison counter on that thing. If there are 6 or more things in play with poison couters put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. And that's what Ebola is like kids. Card : gill_smoke	Tricorne H2 Thing you never see these anymore Card : gill_smoke
Poison Dart Trap P9 Thing Put a copy of Poison rule into play if not already. Roll a d6 for every Living Thing on a 1 put a poison counter on it. that's not a trope that's a cliche Card : gill_smoke	Sniper 1 Thing Action: Destroy a Thing and return this card to your hand. From the Misc deck Card : Binarius	Stinky Tofu 5 Thing Target opponent must discard a random card when you play this. From the Misc deck Card : Binarius

Musical Chairs 12 Action Destroy a random Thing. From the Misc deck Card : Binarius	Scrapyard 7T Thing Thing:Remove a Thing from the discard pile and gain a Token of any type. Card : Bucky	Scrap 8T Action Remove a Thing from the discard pile, gain a Token of any type and draw a card. Card : Bucky
Brawler's Spirit 8 Thing If this would be destroyed, flip two coins. If only one is heads, discard a card instead. If both are heads, it is not destroyed. Action: Flip a coin. On a heads, destroy target thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Inquisitive Spirit 9 Thing Action: Discard a card and draw a card. Action: Draw a card. You may immediately play it. A random opponent draws a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Ceremonial Priest 9T Thing At the start of your turn, before drawing, look at the top card of the draw pile. You may then shuffle or cut the draw pile. Do this only once, even if you control several Priests Card : Bucky
Priestly Ceremony 0T Action Look at the top card of the draw pile. Then, you may shuffle or cut the draw pile. If you don't, you may take an extra Action this turn. Either way, draw a card. Card : Bucky	Kessler Syndrome Thing If at least ten non-token Things have been destroyed, roll 1d6 at the end of each player's turn and destroy a random non-token Thing if you roll a 1. Card : Binarius	In One Basket Thing Every player may draw a card when this card comes into play. If any player's hand is empty at the end of their turn, they are eliminated. Card : Binarius

Sharks With Lasers Action Every opponent must destroy one of their non-token Things or be eliminated. Card : Binarius	Necrophagia Thing Action: Destroy a Zombie token you control. Draw a card. MMMM, Taastyy! Card : gill_smoke	Leaky gut Syndrome Thing You may play this on another player. Whenever the owner of this card plays an action card they also discard a card. Card : gill_smoke
Necro parasite Thing Put a copy of poison rule into play if not already. Things that are destroyed by poison also generate a Zombie token under the previous owners control. Card : gill_smoke	Civil War 1U Thing When you play Civil War, destroy a Thing. While Civil War is in play, all other things have the text "Action:Destroy this Thing and any other Thing not named "Civil War"." appended to their ruletext. Card : Bucky	Golden Age 2U Thing When you play Golden Age, draw a card. While Golden Age is in play, all other things have the text "Action:Destroy this Thing and draw a card." appended to their ruletext. Card : Bucky
Black Tide Action Destroy all non-black things. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bio Reactor Thing Action: Remove a living thing you control from the game face-down under Bio Reactor. If there is a living thing under Bio Reactor, gain an Energy Token at the end of your turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Subatomize Action Destroy a Thing and replace it with 9 Quark Tokens Card : ChippyYYZ

Cargo Shorts Thing Your hand size limit is increased by 3. Card : Binarius	Deflector Dish ((> Thing Destroy all of your Charge tokens to negate the effects of any Action that would destroy a Thing you control. Action: Gain a Charge token. Card : Binarius	Parrot Thing Action: Retrieve the most recently played Action card from the discard pile and play it. Card : Binarius
Robotic Control 0X0f Thing Discard this card to take control of an inanimate thing. At the begining of your turn activate a machine's action ability. This does not count towards your per turn limit. Card : gill_smoke	Choke / Choke c2 Action or Thing When played as an Action destroy a living thing. When played as a Thing attach to an inanimate thing, that things rules text is blank. Card : gill_smoke	Disputed Facts s1 Action Discard this card to remove a card from the game. Otherwise if there are more than 20 cards in the discard pile and more cards by a single author other than Bucky; end the game and Bucky is the winner. someone should email him and let him know Card : gill_smoke
Eight Rule 8ª Thing If any player who does not control this card plays a card with the number 8 in its cornervalue, they must _______. Action: Change the "________" above (not the one in quote marks) to a word or group of words of your choice. Card : Nehh	No Homing Law Oh. Thing None of the Things you control may be targeted. Card : Nehh	No Pwning Law Ack! Thing No player may destroy more than 3 things in a turn. Card : Nehh

The Call of the Abyss Thing Every player must play an Action during their turn. When a Thing's Action ability is activated, destroy that Thing. Action (Global): Eliminate yourself. Card : Binarius

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