Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4501-4600

"Double Kill!" Award Unplayable. If you destroy two Things at once, you may discard this card and draw two cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	"Triple Kill!" Award Unplayable. If you destroy three Things at once, you may discard this card, draw five cards, and discard three of them. Card : ChippyYYZ	"Killionaire!" Award Unplayable. If you destroy every Thing in play, and at least five, you may discard this card, draw five cards, and gain twenty Money Tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ
World Domination 4E Thing - Goal If you control all Things at the start of your turn, you win the game Card : Bucky	Right-Hand Man 5E Thing - Role Whenever a non-Token Thing not created by Bucky is destroyed, you gain a Money Token. Whenever the last non-Token Thing not created by Bucky is destroyed, you win the game. Card : Bucky	The Rebels 6E Thing - Mob Action:Destroy a Thing created by Bucky. Death to the tyrant! For Freedom! Card : Bucky
One More For Luck M1R Action You may play this whenever someone discards any cards, even if it is not your turn and/or you have already played all your Actions for this turn. The player who discarded cards discards another card. And one more for the old man's tomato. Card : Nehh	Burning Hands 03F Thing Action:If a player touches a card with their hands, they must discard it. Card : Nehh	Blue collar employee Co3 Thing If any of your inanimate things would be destroyed you may destroy a work token instead. At the beginning of your turn you may destroy a money token to create a work token. Action: create a work token. "Why don't you just get back up there with the rest of the carpet dwellers" -Bub Card : gill_smoke

National Pride Co2 Action All players destroy all things they control that have a different color than the majority of their things, if no majority of cards exist that player destroys all of their things. "You know what's wrong with this country? ...well besides you" -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Belligerent Drunk Co1 Thing Action: create a violence token. Action & Thing: Destroy this card X violence tokens and X other things. "What he needs is a good ass-whuppun" -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Domestic Abuse Hotline Action Play only in response to a player destroying a thing they control. Eliminate that player. Card : ChippyYYZ
A wizard Thing Action: Choose a thing. For as long as A wizard remains in play, that thing is a Special Rule with all second person pronouns replaced by the appropriate form of its controller's name. That inlcudes the "you" inside of Action: Card : ChippyYYZ	"Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down!" Encouragement If you are eliminated with this card in your hand, don't feel bad, 'cause after all... Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down! www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=955 Card : ChippyYYZ	Secret Weapon 7E Thing Action:Discard a card. Destroy target non-Token Thing whose author isn't Bucky. Card : Bucky
Blown Cover 8E Action Gain control of a Thing that has a cornervalue in number-letter format. Its author becomes "Bucky" if it wasn't already. Look at a random card from its former controller's hand. "That means... you were Bucky's man all along!" Card : Bucky	Master Plan Revealed 9E Action Gain control of all Things whose author is Bucky. If there are no such Things in play that you do not already control, discard your hand and draw five cards. You broadcast the speech before any agents were in place? You're fired! Card : Bucky	Threadbare T2 Thing You may play this on another player. Every turn you don't play at least one action and at least one thing, discard a card; if unable to discard you are eliminated. "You better keep up now, I'm an old man doing a young man's job" -Bub Card : gill_smoke

Eleemosynary Wd 1 Thing Rule The player with the fewest combined things in play and cards in hand is the pity target, ties canceling. When the pity target begins their turn all other players must give them a token if able. "Will work for food my ass, I do that too. It's called a job, you might try it sometime" -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Loss of Control Co4 Action Discard this card on your turn to control all players things until the end of your turn. When played as an action Remove one of your things from the game to put up to 10 things in the discard pile into play under your control. "Easy there, I wouldn't have to clean up after your heart attack" -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Crappy Webcomic Action Any player over twelve years old loses a card. "No im not 12 lol wtf u talkin abowt" -Webcomic Author Card : Cralag
Cralag's Mirror Action When this card is in play, all action cards become thing cards, and vice versa. (This card is technically a thing card, due to it's effect.) "Look into the mirror...rorrim eht otni kool..." Card : Cralag	Don Hertzfeldt Thing Choose one thing from the deck and place it in your hand. "Mah spoon iz too big." Card : Cralag	The Destroyer Thing When The Destroyer comes into play, destroy all other Things. Card : ChippyYYZ
"I'll have what he's having." Action Create a copy of target Thing an opponent controls and put it into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Systematic Chaos Thing At the end of every player's turn, they draw a card and discard a random card. If this card is randomly chosen as a target, disregard the next sentence. If this card is targeted by an effect, the effect instead targets a random thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Overwrite Reality 0E Action Destroy all Tokens and all Things whose author isn't Bucky. Card : Bucky

Minor Necrotic Scroll Action Replace A living thing with a Zombie token, If there are No living things in play create a Skeleton Token instead. Card : gill_smoke	Robotic Zombie Killer Thing Beginning of turn, Destroy a Zombie token Action: destroy a Zombie. Card : gill_smoke	Put You on Front Street Thing You may play this on another player. Destroy this at the end of owners turn. In games with more than 2 players Owner and it's things is the sole target of all effects. In a 2 player game owner chooses one of the following at the beginning of their turn, destroy two things or discard 2 cards. Card : gill_smoke
Reincarnated Warrior 1D Thing - Hero When Reincarnated Warrior is destroyed, shuffle him into the draw pile. Action:Destroy a Token Action:Destroy Reincarnated Warrior and another Thing. Card : Bucky	Ancient Demon 2D Thing - Villian When Ancient Demon is destroyed, shuffle him into the draw pile. Action:Gain a Minion token Action:Destroy Ancient Demon and eight Minion tokens you control and eliminate an opponent. Card : Bucky	Blaze of Glory 3D Action Discard your hand and destroy one Thing for each card you discarded. Card : Bucky
Obscuring Shroud Thing At the end of your turn, put a Fog Token on a random thing other than this one. Things with a Fog Token cannot be targeted by Actions. Things with 2 Fog Tokens are blank. Any time a thing has 3 Fog Tokens, remove it from the game. Card : ChippyYYZ	Shrouded Striker Thing As long as Shrouded Striker cannot be targeted by Actions, it has the text: "Action: Destroy target Thing." Card : ChippyYYZ	Shrouded Grabber Thing As long as Shrouded Grabber cannot be targeted by Actions, it has the text: "Action: Take a random card from target player's hand." Card : ChippyYYZ

Mudbone Thing When this comes into play take control of all female things in play, if there are none create 5 size queen tokens. Action: destroy a female thing or a size queen token you control create 2 money tokens. you don't even wanna know what's going on over there. Card : gill_smoke	Money talks everybody else walks Action All players with fewer than 5 money tokens are eliminated in turn order ending with the player of this card. What's he got that I don't? Card : gill_smoke	Money Tree Thing Thing: Create a money token. Card : gill_smoke
Legendary Sword 4D Thing When Legendary Sword is destroyed, shuffle it into the draw pile. At the end of each of your turns, if you control a person, you may choose and destroy a living Thing. Card : Bucky	Seal Away 5D Action Shuffle this card and target Thing into the draw pile Card : Bucky	Ancient Node Thing When a node is destroyed, shuffle it into the draw pile. Card : ChippyYYZ
Shrouded Fogbreather Thing As long as Shrouded Fogbreather cannot be targeted by Actions, it has the text: "Action: Put a Fog Token on target Thing other than this one." Things with a Fog Token cannot be targeted by Actions. Card : ChippyYYZ	Shroud Node Thing Nodes cannot be targeted by Actions. Card : ChippyYYZ	Corrupted Boon 6D Action Target player discards a card at random OR destroy target living Thing an opponent controls OR destroy target living Thing you control and draw three cards Card : Bucky

Fog Cloud 7D Thing When you play this, put a Fog Token on target Thing. This Thing and Things with Fog Tokens on them cannot be targetted by Actions. When this has been in play for three turns, destroy it. Card : Bucky	Obscure Archaic Quadruple Entry Accounting Rules Thing As long as this card cannot be the target of effects it has the following abilities Thing: Create a money token. Action: Create a money token for each non token thing you control. "See Quattrro 4 Section 6 subsection XXVII for details" Card : gill_smoke	Normal Necrotic Scroll Action Replace 3 living things with Zombie tokens, If there are fewer living things make up the difference with Skeleton Tokens. Card : gill_smoke
Necrosis Thing Attach to a living thing. At the beginning of your turn flip a coin if heads create a zombie token if tails destroy the attached thing and this card and create a zombie token. Dude! You better get that looked at. Card : gill_smoke	Cosmic Horror 8D Thing When you play Cosmic Horror, each player gains a Sanity token. At the start of each of your turns, eliminate a random player unless they destroy one of their Sanity tokens. When Cosmic Horror is destroyed, shuffle it into the draw pile. Card : Bucky	Death Wish 9D Thing When you are eliminated, you win the game. Card : Bucky
Imprison 0D Action Move target Thing to Up Your Sleeve. If you have any other Things Up Your Sleeve, return one to play and give it to the first Thing's controller. Card : Bucky	Psychologist's Boon Action Destroy all Insanity Tokens you control OR gain a Sanity Token OR Discard a card and draw two cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	Psychologist Thing Action: Each player destroys an Insanity Token they control. If they cannot, they instead gain a Sanity Token. Card : ChippyYYZ

Mild Lunacy Thing Once during your turn, you may choose Action or Thing and play a random card. If it was not a card of the chosen type, gain an Insanity Token. Your hand size is reduced by the number of Insanity Tokens you control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Zombified Chef Thing Whenever you play a card with flavor text create a Zombie token. Card : gill_smoke	Major Necrotic Scroll Action Replace 5 living things with Zombie tokens, If there are fewer living things make up the difference with Skeleton Tokens Card : gill_smoke
Zombified Farmer Thing If you play a plant related thing create a Zombie token. Card : gill_smoke	Turbo Node 9C Thing Action:Discard your hand. Then draw one card for each Node you control Card : Bucky	Necrotic Node 8C Thing Thing:Replace one living Thing per Node you control with a Zombie Node Token. If there aren't enough living Things in play, gain Skeletal Node tokens equal to the difference. Then destroy Necrotic Node Card : Bucky
Lazy Node 7C Thing Card : Bucky	Sudden Shrouding Action Things you control cannot be the targets of Actions until the end of your next turn. You may discard this card at any time. If you do, target Thing you control cannot be the target of Actions this turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Shroud Cloak Thing - Equipment Play this card onto a Thing you control. If this card was in play at the beginning of your turn, return it to your hand at the end of your turn. The equipped card has the text: "This card cannot be targeted by Actions." Card : ChippyYYZ

Shrouded Doppleganger Thing As long as Shrouded Doppleganger cannot be targeted by Actions, it has all the Action Abilities of all things controlled by opponents. Card : ChippyYYZ	Opposite Day Thing As long as this is in play, all other cards have all instances of "cannot" replaced by "must", and vice-versa. Card : Zaratustra	Strategic Play Thing All players play with their card hands on the table, face up. Players draw an extra card per turn. Players can't play a card the same turn they've drawn it. Card : Zaratustra
Black Is The New Black Action Take control of all black and gray cards in play. Discard to counter a target black or gray Action. Card : Zaratustra	"Let's finish this" 6C Action Look at the top 10 cards of the draw pile. If any of them contain the one or more of the words "win", "wins", "eliminate" or "eliminates", put one into your hand and shuffle the draw pile; otherwise, put all 10 on the bottom of the draw pile and play this card again. Card : Bucky	Invoke Reality 5C Action All cards' ruletexts are blank until the start of your next turn. It is merely a piece of cardboard with words on it. Card : Bucky
Sweet Revenge 4C Reaction Play in response to one of your non-Token Things being destroyed. Destroy a Thing belonging to the player whose card destroyed it. Card : Bucky	Friends In High Places Thing Whenever there is an ambiguity in how a rule or card (other than this one) should be interpreted, you choose how it should be interpreted, even if its proper interpretation is on the talk page. Your interpretation must be derived from the card's text. So you can't just make some crap up. Card : ChippyYYZ	Expensive Powered Armorsuit Thing Indestructible. When this enters play, gain a Money token for each Thing you control. Spend 3 Money Tokens: Destroy target Thing." Spend 3 Money Tokens and discard an Action: This card gains the text: "Action: (the discarded action's text)" Card : ChippyYYZ

Improvised Weapon Action Discard a card or destroy a Thing you control. If you do, destroy target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Fig Tree Thing Thing: Create a fig token. Action: Destroy a fig token create a zombie token. Camus loved the power figs gave him. Card : gill_smoke	Fagan Thing Action: Create a waif token. Action: if you have at least 3 waif tokens take a token controled by another player. Action: if you have at least 5 waif tokens take control of another players inanimate thing, flip a coin if tails remove 1d6 -1 (min 1) waif tokens. Card : gill_smoke
Haples Adventurer Thing if Haples Adventurer uses its action ability put a fate token on Haples Adventurer beginning of turn flip a coin for every fate token on Haples Adventurer if you flip tails change all fate tokens to gold tokens and destroy Haples Adventurer Action: Destroy a thing. Well it was a good run while it lasted Card : gill_smoke	Test of Culture 3C Thing When you play this, draw a card. Whenever a player draws a card, plays an Action, plays a Thing, uses an Action ability, destroys a Thing, discards a card and gains a Token in the same turn, they win the game. Card : Bucky	Test of Strength 2C Thing When you play this, draw a card. Whenever a player takes an Action when they have 7 or more cards in their hand, they win the game. Card : Bucky
Test of Mind 1C Thing When you play this, draw a card. Whenever a player reads 40 different cards during one of their turns, they win the game. Card : Bucky	Ultra Marine Thing Comes into play with 3 armor tokens and 50 Bullet tokens. When this would be destroyed you may destroy an armor token you control instead. Action: roll a six sided die Destroy that many bullet tokens to destroy a thing. Card : gill_smoke	Ammo Cashe Action Create 100 bullet tokens and 5 grenade tokens. Card : gill_smoke

Ammo Crate Thing You may destroy this at any time to create 100 bullet tokens. If destroyed by another player, destroy another one of your things. Card : gill_smoke	Renaissance Combo 0C Action Draw a card, discard a card, gain one token of any type, destroy a Token and use the Action ability of one of your Things. Card : Bucky	Threadfall! Action Roll a six-sided die. Destroy that number of things of each player. If any player has fewer things then the number rolled, they get thread tokens equal to the difference. Any player with thread tokens must discard that many cards from their hand. Any player can destroy a dragon-related card under their control no negate this card. Card : Robocar
Holy Water Grenade Action Destroy all zombies controlled by one player. Card : gill_smoke	Zombie Hulk Thing If Zombie Hulk would be destroyed you may destroy a Zombie token you control instead. At the beginning of your turn if Zombie Hulk destroyed a thing last turn create a Zombie token. Action: Destroy a thing you control. Card : gill_smoke	Zombie Store Thing Action (global): Destroy a thing you own to create a zombie token. Action: Change any token you control to a zombie token. Card : gill_smoke
Pure Energy Form Action While this card is in play, you may search the deck for any card at any time and play it. Card : ChippyYYZ	Punctuation Puncture Action Destroy the thing with the most punctuation marks on it. If there is a tie, destroy all things that tie. Card : ChippyYYZ	The Black Market Thing Cannot be targeted by Action Abilities. Choose X when you use an ability. Global Action: Gain Xd6 money tokens and distribute the top X cards of the deck amongst your opponents. Global Action: Roll Xd6. You may spend that many Money Tokens to draw X cards. Card : ChippyYYZ

Card Mart Thing When this card is in play it belongs to everyone. Action: Choose a random card from the deck, and roll a d6. Each player may choose to destroy a number of Money tokens they own equal to the number on the d6. If they do so, they get a copy of the random card in their hand. Card : Nehh	Huh? Action Target a Thing in play or the top card of the draw pile. If half or more of the players in the game do not understand the card, then it is removed from play. Card : Nehh	Dictionary Attack Thing Action: Each player chooses a Thing he or she controls and a word on that Thing, and rolls a six-sided die. Each player's total is the length of his or her word plus his or her die roll. Destroy each Thing chosen by a player whose total is lower than yours. Card : jtwe
Putrefaction Action Replace 2 living things with zombie tokens Card : gill_smoke	Robot Hive Thing If Robot Hive would be destroyed you may destroy a Robot token instead if you have no Robot tokens you may destroy a size token instead. Action: Create a Robot token Thing: If you have at least 3 Robot tokens create a Size Token. Card : gill_smoke	Figure It Out Thing rule The answer to all random events is 1 or first or heads; whichever makes more sense. Card : gill_smoke
Possibly Deadly Token Virus Thing If you do not use this card's action every turn it is in your hand, you lose. Action: Destroy one token you control. You may take two extra Actions this turn. Create a copy of this card and give it to another player. Card : Nehh	Grenade launcher Thing When played create 3 grenade tokens. If you control any grenade tokens when this is destroyed destroy 2 things for every grenade token you control. You must control at least 1 living thing to play the action ability. Action: Destroy a grenade token to destroy up to three tokens and/or things. Card : gill_smoke	Frieda Thing When this is destroyed destroy the thing that destroyed it, if destroyed by an action card that player discards a random card. I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. Card : gill_smoke

Ms. Universe Thing When this comes into play create 185 Glamor tokens Card : gill_smoke

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